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Thor doesn't like magic

He said he likes fighting with a hammer.

"We also have a guy here. Just like you, he can obviously learn magic and attack enemies from a distance, but he prefers close combat. I will introduce him to you when I have time. His name is Tony, and your name is Thor. Your names are very similar. Like, we’re all asking for help, maybe we can become friends.”

"Your Excellency Peach God, those are not important. What is important is the aura, my aura."

"Oh oh oh, by the way, I forgot, by the way, your aura, uh Thor, what kind of aura do you want?"

"Same as you, the kind like you who can shine and blind other people's eyes."

"I mean, this halo can be made into what you like. For example, it can be made into your favorite hammer. Of course, it can also be a fruit. What do you think about peach?"

"Hammer, I have a hammer. It's not in my hand right now, but how can I show you what it looks like? I'm terrible at drawing."

"Are you talking about this hammer?"

I used magic to create an image of the hammer named Mjolnir in his mind and displayed it in front of him.

"That's it, Your Excellency Peach God, have you seen it?"

"Uh, no, as long as you have strong emotional fluctuations in front of me, I can capture some things, such as what you want most and what you want to eat most."

"Your Excellency Peach God, can you teach this to my father?"

"I'm afraid not. This is my innate skill. I don't know how to teach it to others, but you can communicate through the Taoyuan system."

"Then let's not talk about this. Your Excellency Peach God, this is my halo."

"No problem. It's just, Thor, have you ever thought about whether this halo will become a mockery if someone crushes your hammer one day?" I thought of the woman with the antenna on her head. , time has passed, I didn’t expect that I don’t need an antenna to extend my super power now, melancholy

"Mjolnir no no, it's impossible that Mjolnir won't be crushed by someone. You don't know how powerful it is."

"Thor, I am a prophet who is not very clever. I saw your hammer being scratched by a woman one day. It was like holding a fragile egg in the palm of my hand. Then I grabbed it hard and turned it into pieces. .”

"No woman, Your Excellency Peach God, Mjolnir will never damage it, it is a divine weapon woman, hahaha"

"Is that so? Well, as you wish, your future divine halo will be this hammer. Thor, I have a question for you."

"You asked" Thor was very satisfied with the new halo on his head and was eager to find a mirror to admire it.

"Is your overall strength mostly your hammer, or your individual strength?"

Thor suddenly froze, and he stood there for a long time.

I am the best at soul torture. In fact, Thor once had doubts about this question, but he deliberately avoided it. I can always dig out the things that people subconsciously avoid and illuminate their lives.

In fact, this problem was not discovered by Thor himself, but by his enemies. He often received words like "If you have the guts, put down the hammer and fight alone."

"Your Excellency Tao Shen, is there anything you can teach me? I want to learn."

Thor seems to be gritting his teeth, but I respect him as a man, and he plans to quit Mjolnir first.

"I don't know many warrior combat skills. There are only two types now, one is called Scud and the other is Meteor Fist. Oh, no, there are actually several auxiliary skills, but they are more focused on magic. But with them, warriors can It's completely different. It's even more powerful. One is called flicker, also called flash, which allows you to teleport at will within a certain distance. There is also another called shield, which can hold up a large shield. This is specially designed for those who like to rush to the front. prepared by warriors so that they can withstand the greatest pressure.”

"Can you teach me, Your Excellency Tao Shen, please teach me, I can do anything you want."

"Still on the same condition, you can't leave the earth within three years. Oh, by the way, if the earth is in trouble, you'd better help, okay?"

"It's absolutely fine, Your Excellency Peach God, in the name of Odin"

"No, I want you to use Thor's name. You are already an adult over a thousand years old. You can't always use your father as a scapegoat."

"In my name In my name"

He fell into deep thought again, and then his eyes became brighter and brighter, "In the name of Thor, I agree to your request. Tao Shen, it would be great if you were my father. Why can't my father be like you? I think you know best." My one"

"Thor, your mother and I are close to each other."

"I'm sorry, Your Excellency Tao Shen, I was presumptuous."

"I don't care about this, Thor. Now, follow me to the wild. I will teach you the skills of a warrior. You are a god, and your power must be stronger than that of a mortal. This town is big, and I am afraid that you will punch me." Below, the town was destroyed, I"

"Your Excellency Tao Shen, do you want to teach me the skills to destroy a Taoyuan Town warrior with one punch?"

"Yes, god-level skills should start with this, and then practice until you smash a planet with one punch and make everyone in the universe tremble. That's it."

"Bah"

"Go away, I'm a male god, why did you kiss me Asuo?"

"Your Excellency Tao Shen, please calm down. I am so grateful to you. I have nothing with me now, so I can only express my warmest gratitude to you."

"Is that so? Then I will forgive you for now. From now on, you can only talk to women. You are a man, and I am also a man. Do you understand?"

"Okay, by the way, Your Excellency Tao Shen, I would like to ask if you can betroth Miss Swan to me. I like her very much."

"Ms. Swan, she is a bit old, and her lifespan is short. It is estimated that she only has fifty or sixty years left."

"But she looks very young. How old is she?"

"She must be in her sixties or seventies. It's because I gave her the magic of eternal youth that she looks so young."

"I'm in my sixties or seventies and I'm over one thousand five hundred. She's not old at all. She's very suitable."

"You are a god and she is a human being. They are different. Their life span is too short."

"It doesn't matter if there's only one year left."

"According to the genes and physiology of your Asa clan, she would not have enough time to conceive a child in the remaining decades. She would die of old age while still pregnant, and she would not even have time to see her child."

"Then can you give her infinite life?"

"Infinite life is simple, but the soul can't help it. Thor, the soul is the most important factor in determining the length of life. My understanding of the soul is very superficial. I have added infinite life to some animals, but this did not extend the life span. Their life, when the time is up, they still die, leaving only a corpse that remains alive. I added Swann's lifespan, but it is hard to say whether she can live until the time I added her lifespan. .Thor, I am also old and may die soon. After my death, can you help me take care of Taoyuan Town? I think you can live for tens of thousands of years."

"So, is this the reason why you want to teach me your skills?"

"That's right. I think you are a good boy. Although you are a little reckless, you are essentially a good person and your heart is good. My town cannot fall into the hands of evil-minded people." Everything needs to be done. Be prepared. I seem to be explaining my posthumous affairs. The people from Taoyuan Town can handle the funeral. My funeral will be very beautiful. Don’t worry about it. The future of Taoyuan Town is what I should worry about.

"But my father wants me to inherit Asgard from now on."

"Then you use Taoyuan Town as a backup. Maybe one day Asgard is destroyed, you still have a way out." I remember whether Asgard was destroyed or not, I remember that there seems to be such a thing.

"I agreed. Of course, Asgard can't be destroyed because I'm with Daddy Peach God and Miss Swan."

"I can't make the decision for her. She wasn't raised by me. Dad supports marriage and freedom of love and never interferes. As long as you think it's appropriate and she thinks it's okay, that's fine. If you need me to witness the marriage, there will be additional charges. Appearance fee.”

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