Crazy Elf Island

In the bathroom, a woman.

Chu Wu's mouth twitched.

It's my cheap girlfriend Agate.

At this moment, after being watched by Chu Wu for seven or eight seconds, Agate finally reacted.

"roll!"

At this time, Sophia and Lihua heard the sound of Agate and both came down.

"What's wrong? Uh..." Sophia paused for a moment, and then said: "Chu Wu, it's a bit too much. Isn't there any sexual restriction in your contract with Agate?"

Lihua curled her lips: "Shameless."

"No. I just wanted to go to the toilet. Who knew there was agate in there? If we have to hold the person responsible, then the agate is also at fault, right? Why wasn't the toilet locked? The door lock wasn't broken."

"When we were in the Holy Elf Kingdom, you also know that it was all for outdoor convenience. Later, you built a toilet for us without a door lock. I guess Agate hasn't developed the habit of locking the door when going to the toilet." Sophia paused. After a pause, he smiled and said: "Don't talk about agate, I went to the bathroom today and forgot to lock it."

Chu Wu glanced at Sophia.

I don't know what to think.

Gollum~

Swallowed.

Hey!

Lihua, who was very close, saw all this scene. She sighed softly: "Chu Wu, can you stop acting like a virgin?"

"I was originally a virgin."

Sophia was slightly surprised: "Don't you and Hongdou have that?"

"No." Chu Wu sighed lightly: "I don't know who I will give this first shot to."

"That's a disgusting statement." Lihua said.

"In other words, I don't know who will take away my first time."

Lihua collapsed: "What you said is even more disgusting."

Chu Wu smiled, then looked at Lihua and said, "Lihua, you..."

"I'm no longer a virgin." Lihua said immediately.

Sophia chuckled and said, "I do."

Lihua twitched the corners of her mouth but said nothing.

At this time, Agate said again: "Chu Wu, please give me back my clothes!"

Chu Wu looked at it in his hand and sweated slightly.

"Ahem, okay."

Then, he returned to the bathroom door and stuffed his underwear through the gap opened by Agate.

After a while, Agate put on her clothes and rushed out of the bathroom with a murderous look.

"Agate, I advise you to calm down. You are just a light elf user and have no fighting ability. If you are beaten, I will take you to the room and do something indescribable, and you won't even have time to cry. Don't underestimate it. The virgin's 'aggression'." Chu Wu said quickly.

Agate gritted her teeth and said, "Do you think Lady Sophia is just a decoration? Let me tell you, Lady Sophia is an elf user of both ice and fire elements!"

Unexpectedly, Chu Wu looked fascinated: "Ice and Fire - Two Heavens."

Agate was even more furious: "You, you actually blasphemed Lady Sophia!"

"Huh?" Chu Wu looked surprised: "You also know about the two great powers of ice and fire?"

Agate's face burst into red: "It's none of your business!"

Agate, who has always been aloof, will now turn into a violent clan.

Sophia sighed: "Chu Wu, you really can't get a girlfriend like this."

"What, what should I do?" To be honest, Chu Wu is also

Scalp tingling.

"Learn to coax girls. Although girls can be regarded as 'beasts' in a sense, they are still different from the tigers, lions and other beasts you encountered before. You cannot use the same methods and attitudes towards beasts. Go treat the girls.”

After Sophia finished speaking, she looked at Lihua and said, "Lihua, let's go out for a walk. Chuwu, just stay at home and coax Agate. Before we come back, we have to coax Agate."

"No, it's too difficult."

"You asked for it." After Lihua finished speaking, she looked at Sophia and said, "Let's go."

Sophia smiled brightly: "Come on, Mr. Chu Wu."

After saying that, Sophia and Lihua left.

Agate did not follow the two of them out, and kept looking at Chu Wu with blazing eyes.

Chu Wu's scalp was numb.

"Ahem, dear..."

"Don't get close to me! I'm going to break the contract!"

"Agate, you have to think carefully. Breaking the contract means that you and Sophia will cut off their source of funds, and the wages of the cake shop will not be paid until next month. China is a money society, and it is difficult to move without money. Without money, you can't even You can't even buy sanitary napkins. Think about it, what would you do if your aunt came but she didn't have sanitary napkins?" Chu Wu said.

Agate hesitated.

Chu Wu struck while the iron was hot and added: "So breaking the contract will not solve the problem."

Agate sneered: "You mean, I should forgive your hooligan behavior?"

"It was just an accident."

"But, you saw it, right?"

"what did you see?"

Agate's face turned red instantly, and then she gritted her teeth and said, "You know what I'm referring to!"

"Honestly, I didn't see it clearly."

"Do you want me to let you take a look again?"

"Eh? Is it okay?"

slap~

A sofa pillow flew directly and hit Chu Wu in the face.

"Go and have your spring and autumn dreams!" Agate said angrily.

Chu Wu scratched his head.

"So, how do you coax a girl?"

At this time, Agate stretched out her hand again.

"What?"

"Give me money! Do you want to see it in vain? Can you choose between committing suicide or paying money?" Agate said.

She can't help it either.

Originally, she and Sophia had more than 1000 yuan of pocket money in their hands, which Chu Wu gave them.

However, these two people didn't have any sense of planning. They each bought one piece of clothing and spent all their money.

After all, when they were in the Holy Elf Kingdom, as clergy, the church issued them credit cards that they could swipe casually. They did not develop good spending habits.

At this point, Pear Blossom is stronger than Sophia and Agate.

In short, Chu Wu brought four women from the Holy Elf Kingdom. Except for Lin Xin, the other three were very lacking in the ability to live in the city, not only in terms of urban professional skills, but also in consciousness.

"How much?" Chu Wu calmed down and asked.

"At least 100 yuan!" Agate put on a blackmail expression.

Chu Wu was overjoyed.

"Unexpectedly cheap! Is it a friendly price? If that's the case...I still want to see it!"

Thinking of the scene he just saw, Chu Wu's eyes burned when he looked at Agate...