Crazy Elf Island
Chapter 115 Strange Combinations
"Ahem, your name is Little Cherry, right?" Chu Wu said with an affable look on his face.
"Yeah." Cherry nodded.
"Have you been to China?" Chu Wu asked again.
Cherry shook her head: "No."
"Let me tell you, China is a lot of fun. The land is vast and rich, and the mountains and rivers are magnificent. Hey, Cherry, what do you like?" Chu Wu was like the big bad wolf who deceived the little white rabbit.
Cherry thought for a moment, then said: "Haze."
"What?"
Shirley said: "This kid likes to smoke smog."
Chu Wu:......
"I'll go! This group of elves, like humans, is also rich in weird things. I won't say it, Sakura, but here comes another elf who likes to inhale smog. You know, smog is the nemesis of elves! But... "
So Chu Wu gave Cherry a poem that had been widely circulated on the Chinese Internet.
Title of poem: Fog is thick for the imperial capital, haze is mellow for Beijing
smog,
I only smoke Yanjing's.
Compared with the thickness of Jihao,
Lu Hao’s fierceness,
The hazy coldness,
I prefer the mellowness and authenticity of Jinghaze,
and a unique majestic atmosphere.
Low-temperature moist soot from desulfurization and denitrification,
Mix thoroughly with the charcoal incense from burning straw,
And the fragrance of industrial emissions,
Coupled with the low air pressure,
Finally, after blending with the lingering exhaust gas,
Make it long-lasting and refreshing,
Cracked and long.
After inhalation, it hangs on the lungs, refreshes the heart, and enters the marrow.
Make those who taste it feel burning in their hearts,
Want to give up but can't.
The fog is thick in the imperial capital,
The haze is like Yanjing alcohol.
"Cherry, whenever you want to taste the haze of our Chinese imperial capital, I will take you."
This is Chu Wu's true purpose.
When Taozi heard this, she became anxious: "Taozi, don't be fooled. This man is an elf trafficker, who specializes in abducting elves."
"Nonsense. Who am I kidnapping the elf to sell to? Who can see you except me?" Chu Wu retorted.
"But this behavior of yours is abduction!" Taozi first took a step back, distanced herself from Chu Wu, and continued angrily: "It's too much! My master treats you kindly, but you want to kidnap the master's contracted elf. . You should know that once the contract elf leaves the summoning realm, it will lose the contract connection with the master. The master will not be able to summon the contract elf back in time. This is Chi Guoguo's abduction!"
"Absolutely not!" Chu Wu denied decisively: "I just wanted to take Yingying to taste the mellow haze of our imperial capital. This is a taste that cannot be replicated in other places."
Taozi went crazy: "This is not something to be proud of!"
However, Cherry's eyes were all shining: "I want to go! I want to go to Yanjing, China!"
Taozi collapsed: "Hey! Cherry, stop making trouble. Do you know why you are short? It's because you always breathe in these toxic exhaust gases."
Cherry's eyes glared: "You are not allowed to slander haze, they are the most wonderful food in the world! I have decided that I will leave with Chu Wu!"
This tone and demeanor make her a rebellious little lolita.
For some reason, Chu Wu suddenly thought of Huo Yue.
After a while, Chu Wu twitched the corner of his mouth and said to himself: "This elf's outlook on life is even more crooked than Sakura's. However, it's a good thing for me. It's just..."
Chu Wu hesitated a little.
As Tao Zi said, if he abducts Cherry, then Sophia will temporarily lose her ice magic ability, and those magics that combine ice and fire will no longer be able to be cast, and her strength will be reduced by at least half.
Chu Wu observed Sophia's place and there were basically no bodyguards.
The only attendant, Agate, is a light elf with weak fighting ability.
This is because, in addition to being the spiritual leader of everyone, Sophia, as an elf envoy of both ice and fire elements, is relatively powerful, and no one dares to run wild on Sophia's territory.
"Indeed, Sophie
Ya was kind to me, it would be a bit unkind if I kidnapped her elf.However, after finally meeting an elf that can be abducted and run away, I feel a little unwilling to give up like this. "
Chu Wu was very confused.
But in the end, he decided to take away the cherry.
Even if Sophia loses her ice magic, she can still protect herself with fire magic alone.
As for the trouble caused to Sophia, Chu Wu will use other methods to compensate.
Chu Wu hasn't figured out how to compensate him specifically.
Successfully abducting an elf is certainly gratifying.
It's just that it's not Shirley, which is more regrettable for Chu Wu.
First, he liked the child Shirley very much.
Secondly, Shirley's healing ability will be of great use after returning to China, so there is no problem in pretending to be a miracle doctor.
Cherry's ice-type ability has less space to display in the city, and it is easy to be targeted.
Tao Zi was so angry that she bared her teeth. Unfortunately, she couldn't communicate with Sophia, and she couldn't defeat Chu Wu. She could only watch Tao Zi being abducted by Chu Wu.
"Hmph! I don't care about you anymore!" After saying that, Tao Zi flew away.
Shirley glanced at Chu Wu and said, "I'm going to see Tao Zi."
Only Chu Wu and Yingying are left in this tree house...
Chirp~
At this time, the little hamster came out of Chu Wu's pocket.
Chu Wu's attention was focused on the little hamster.
"This guy..."
Although Chu Wu could not associate Tangyuan with the huge rat creature, there was no doubt that Tangyuan was no ordinary hamster.
Whose hamster can chew through bulletproof armor in one bite?
joke!
That thing can't even be penetrated by bullets!
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Chu Wu wouldn't have believed that Tangyuan's teeth were so sharp.
Chu Wu stretched out his hand, and the glutinous rice balls ran directly into his palm.
Chu Wu picked up his hand and observed the glutinous rice balls carefully.
Looking left and right, apart from the rarer hair, there is really no difference between it and other ordinary hamsters.
Chu Wu thought for a moment, then took out a coin from his pocket and said, "Tangyuan, bite this coin in pieces."
Tangyuan is very spiritual and seems to be able to understand human speech.
It held the coin in its mouth and bit it gently.
It's really a light bite.
Then, the coin broke directly into two pieces.
Then Tang Yuan looked up at Chu Wu and chirped.
"Uh, do you want this coin?" Chu Wu asked.
Tangyuan chirped twice more.
"Uh, whatever you want, I'll give it to you." Chu Wu said.
Then, with Chu Wu stunned, Tangyuan put the broken coin into his mouth, bit it into pieces and ate it!
That's right, it ate the coins directly.
"Oh, this guy probably eats metal for food, right?"
Chu Wu looked at Cherry again.
Sweat slightly.
What kind of weirdos are these that I collected?
a hamster that feeds on metal;
An elf that feeds on smog.
"Do you dare to ask a normal helper? But..."
Chu Wu looked at the glutinous rice balls and then at the cherries.
"With Cherry and Rice Balls by my side, as long as I don't encounter strong enemies, I should be able to protect myself."
Although you can destroy the opponent's magic ability by attacking the opponent's elf, this opportunity is not common.
Apart from anything else, Huo Yue has used thunder spells so many times, but he has never seen where Huo Yue's contracted elf is.
Therefore, it is still necessary to have an elf by your side.
Moreover, if he can successfully return to China.
In that world of ordinary people, the combination of one person, one rat and one elf was enough to run rampant in the city!
At this time, it suddenly started to rain outside the house.
"Yeah." Cherry nodded.
"Have you been to China?" Chu Wu asked again.
Cherry shook her head: "No."
"Let me tell you, China is a lot of fun. The land is vast and rich, and the mountains and rivers are magnificent. Hey, Cherry, what do you like?" Chu Wu was like the big bad wolf who deceived the little white rabbit.
Cherry thought for a moment, then said: "Haze."
"What?"
Shirley said: "This kid likes to smoke smog."
Chu Wu:......
"I'll go! This group of elves, like humans, is also rich in weird things. I won't say it, Sakura, but here comes another elf who likes to inhale smog. You know, smog is the nemesis of elves! But... "
So Chu Wu gave Cherry a poem that had been widely circulated on the Chinese Internet.
Title of poem: Fog is thick for the imperial capital, haze is mellow for Beijing
smog,
I only smoke Yanjing's.
Compared with the thickness of Jihao,
Lu Hao’s fierceness,
The hazy coldness,
I prefer the mellowness and authenticity of Jinghaze,
and a unique majestic atmosphere.
Low-temperature moist soot from desulfurization and denitrification,
Mix thoroughly with the charcoal incense from burning straw,
And the fragrance of industrial emissions,
Coupled with the low air pressure,
Finally, after blending with the lingering exhaust gas,
Make it long-lasting and refreshing,
Cracked and long.
After inhalation, it hangs on the lungs, refreshes the heart, and enters the marrow.
Make those who taste it feel burning in their hearts,
Want to give up but can't.
The fog is thick in the imperial capital,
The haze is like Yanjing alcohol.
"Cherry, whenever you want to taste the haze of our Chinese imperial capital, I will take you."
This is Chu Wu's true purpose.
When Taozi heard this, she became anxious: "Taozi, don't be fooled. This man is an elf trafficker, who specializes in abducting elves."
"Nonsense. Who am I kidnapping the elf to sell to? Who can see you except me?" Chu Wu retorted.
"But this behavior of yours is abduction!" Taozi first took a step back, distanced herself from Chu Wu, and continued angrily: "It's too much! My master treats you kindly, but you want to kidnap the master's contracted elf. . You should know that once the contract elf leaves the summoning realm, it will lose the contract connection with the master. The master will not be able to summon the contract elf back in time. This is Chi Guoguo's abduction!"
"Absolutely not!" Chu Wu denied decisively: "I just wanted to take Yingying to taste the mellow haze of our imperial capital. This is a taste that cannot be replicated in other places."
Taozi went crazy: "This is not something to be proud of!"
However, Cherry's eyes were all shining: "I want to go! I want to go to Yanjing, China!"
Taozi collapsed: "Hey! Cherry, stop making trouble. Do you know why you are short? It's because you always breathe in these toxic exhaust gases."
Cherry's eyes glared: "You are not allowed to slander haze, they are the most wonderful food in the world! I have decided that I will leave with Chu Wu!"
This tone and demeanor make her a rebellious little lolita.
For some reason, Chu Wu suddenly thought of Huo Yue.
After a while, Chu Wu twitched the corner of his mouth and said to himself: "This elf's outlook on life is even more crooked than Sakura's. However, it's a good thing for me. It's just..."
Chu Wu hesitated a little.
As Tao Zi said, if he abducts Cherry, then Sophia will temporarily lose her ice magic ability, and those magics that combine ice and fire will no longer be able to be cast, and her strength will be reduced by at least half.
Chu Wu observed Sophia's place and there were basically no bodyguards.
The only attendant, Agate, is a light elf with weak fighting ability.
This is because, in addition to being the spiritual leader of everyone, Sophia, as an elf envoy of both ice and fire elements, is relatively powerful, and no one dares to run wild on Sophia's territory.
"Indeed, Sophie
Ya was kind to me, it would be a bit unkind if I kidnapped her elf.However, after finally meeting an elf that can be abducted and run away, I feel a little unwilling to give up like this. "
Chu Wu was very confused.
But in the end, he decided to take away the cherry.
Even if Sophia loses her ice magic, she can still protect herself with fire magic alone.
As for the trouble caused to Sophia, Chu Wu will use other methods to compensate.
Chu Wu hasn't figured out how to compensate him specifically.
Successfully abducting an elf is certainly gratifying.
It's just that it's not Shirley, which is more regrettable for Chu Wu.
First, he liked the child Shirley very much.
Secondly, Shirley's healing ability will be of great use after returning to China, so there is no problem in pretending to be a miracle doctor.
Cherry's ice-type ability has less space to display in the city, and it is easy to be targeted.
Tao Zi was so angry that she bared her teeth. Unfortunately, she couldn't communicate with Sophia, and she couldn't defeat Chu Wu. She could only watch Tao Zi being abducted by Chu Wu.
"Hmph! I don't care about you anymore!" After saying that, Tao Zi flew away.
Shirley glanced at Chu Wu and said, "I'm going to see Tao Zi."
Only Chu Wu and Yingying are left in this tree house...
Chirp~
At this time, the little hamster came out of Chu Wu's pocket.
Chu Wu's attention was focused on the little hamster.
"This guy..."
Although Chu Wu could not associate Tangyuan with the huge rat creature, there was no doubt that Tangyuan was no ordinary hamster.
Whose hamster can chew through bulletproof armor in one bite?
joke!
That thing can't even be penetrated by bullets!
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Chu Wu wouldn't have believed that Tangyuan's teeth were so sharp.
Chu Wu stretched out his hand, and the glutinous rice balls ran directly into his palm.
Chu Wu picked up his hand and observed the glutinous rice balls carefully.
Looking left and right, apart from the rarer hair, there is really no difference between it and other ordinary hamsters.
Chu Wu thought for a moment, then took out a coin from his pocket and said, "Tangyuan, bite this coin in pieces."
Tangyuan is very spiritual and seems to be able to understand human speech.
It held the coin in its mouth and bit it gently.
It's really a light bite.
Then, the coin broke directly into two pieces.
Then Tang Yuan looked up at Chu Wu and chirped.
"Uh, do you want this coin?" Chu Wu asked.
Tangyuan chirped twice more.
"Uh, whatever you want, I'll give it to you." Chu Wu said.
Then, with Chu Wu stunned, Tangyuan put the broken coin into his mouth, bit it into pieces and ate it!
That's right, it ate the coins directly.
"Oh, this guy probably eats metal for food, right?"
Chu Wu looked at Cherry again.
Sweat slightly.
What kind of weirdos are these that I collected?
a hamster that feeds on metal;
An elf that feeds on smog.
"Do you dare to ask a normal helper? But..."
Chu Wu looked at the glutinous rice balls and then at the cherries.
"With Cherry and Rice Balls by my side, as long as I don't encounter strong enemies, I should be able to protect myself."
Although you can destroy the opponent's magic ability by attacking the opponent's elf, this opportunity is not common.
Apart from anything else, Huo Yue has used thunder spells so many times, but he has never seen where Huo Yue's contracted elf is.
Therefore, it is still necessary to have an elf by your side.
Moreover, if he can successfully return to China.
In that world of ordinary people, the combination of one person, one rat and one elf was enough to run rampant in the city!
At this time, it suddenly started to rain outside the house.
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