Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

Soon after, Zhou Youping followed Frank to a safe house of the latter.

Then, after some negotiation, Zhou Youping and Frank made a plan for their cooperation.

The content is as follows:

Frank starts making plans to deal with the Skeleton Gang from now on.

The first few days were all about technical activities and mental matters, which Zhou Youping could not use for the time being.

In addition, Frank discovered that Zhou Youping was "American blind" at all, so he asked Zhou Youping to go online during the few days when he hadn't done anything to make up for the common sense here in the United States.

Three to five days later, Frank's plan began to close the net, and only then did Zhou Youping's combat power become necessary.

After solving the Skeleton Gang, Frank was able to free up his hands to help Zhou Youping investigate the Hand Society's intelligence starting from the "washing powder" transaction.

After the negotiation, Frank gave Zhou Youping a computer and a mobile phone, and explained:

"Don't leave your traces on other network or communication tools. This computer and mobile phone are all modified by me, and they have strong anti-surveillance and anti-intrusion functions.

Even if they are really invaded, they will sound an alarm immediately and then self-destruct. When the time comes, remember to throw it away quickly...

Forget it, just don't hurt innocent people.

I have my number in my phone, and I will contact you anytime.

Carry your mobile phone with you, don’t use it as a landline..."

When Frank thought of Zhou Youping's various naive behaviors not long ago, he couldn't help telling him repeatedly.

Zhou Youping knew that compared with Frank's knowledge, he was like a primary school student. He listened carefully to Frank's words, and his head was like a three-good student.

Zhou Youping (obediently): "Hmm, uh, wait... the self-destruction you mentioned... will it explode?"

Frank: "Yes."

Zhou Youping: "Is it powerful?"

Frank: "Huaxia has a toy called 'Er Tijiao', do you know that?"

Zhou Youping nodded.

Frank: "The power is about the same as that, not too great, mainly because there are more electric sparks, which can easily cause burns."

After listening to Frank's words, Zhou Youping, a senior mobile phone addict, had the idea of ​​staying away from mobile phones for the first time.

Zhou Youping likes to put his mobile phone by the bed before going to bed, what if it blows up while sleeping?

It didn't matter whether he was injured or not. He was worried that when he woke up, he would find that his hair style had become a "yin and yang" and he would have to shave his head.

After shaving his head, what if he becomes stronger again?

Frank left after explaining the matter. He was unwilling to rest in an environment with dangerous factors around him unless necessary.

Zhou Youping is too dangerous.

.......

Although Zhou Youping's body was healed during the upgrade, too many things happened this day, which made his spirit tired.

In order to eliminate mental fatigue as soon as possible, Zhou Youping immediately got into bed and turned off the light after taking a bath...

Then turned on the phone.

Really fragrant!

It wasn't until noon the next day that Zhou Youping reluctantly put down his phone.

He should get up and wash up and eat...

It's so depraved...

At this time, someone may want to say:

Zhou Youping!

Do you still want to go home?

How long has it been and you are still living here drunkenly? Work hard quickly!

We're here to see when you die!

We want to watch the fight!

See how helpless you feel after being beaten to death but not being beaten to death!

We're not here to watch the Salted Fish Daily Show!

Go to hell!

If someone could really break the fourth wall and come up to him and ask these questions...

Zhou Youping would say this:

Haha~

childish!

Mortal wisdom!

Three times in a row.

Do you think I'm really just playing with my phone when I stay up late? !

wrong!

Big mistake!

You have to know that in this situation where you will be upgraded and strengthened by the system to send skills at every turn.

I've become too strong!

If I want to die successfully in battle, I, Zhou Youping, not only have to take the initiative to find enemies who can kill me, but also find ways to weaken myself!

Think about it, who is most likely to be beaten to death, a high-spirited Zhou Youping or a Zhou Youping who stays up late for seven days and nights?

Moreover, do you think staying up late is as happy as you think for Zhou Youping?

Do not!no!

Because his body was strengthened, Zhou Youping's energy was many times stronger than that of ordinary people.

Even if he doesn't sleep for a whole day, he still won't be able to appreciate the fun of eyelid fighting!

You won’t feel the relief of yawning when you’re tired!

I can't feel the exhilaration of ice-fire X-heaven due to the lack of rest and weakened immunity of the body. A sudden gust of wind causes the whole body to tremble, goose bumps stand up, and the skeletal muscles produce heat instantly!

He has never encountered any of these small interests in the past!

Do you still think Zhou Youping will be as happy as you imagined?

Do not!

You can't even imagine...his happiness.

Well, to weaken oneself by staying up all night was indeed Zhou Youping's initial thought.

But at the beginning, Zhou Youping felt that he was in an unfamiliar environment. Because he didn't understand American culture, things on the American Internet might be "listening to others and playing piano" to him.

He was ready for a boring night in front of his phone.

You can't put down your cell phone. Even the amount of radiation from your cell phone can weaken Zhou Youping, right?

Not only was the phone turned on, but the computer screen was turned on in the direction of Zhou Youping...

Anyway, he is not paying the electricity bill.

However, Zhou Youping overlooked one thing.

Sand sculptures respect no national boundaries and do not require cultural background!

Zhou Youping stared at the sand sculpture jokes of American netizens in a daze all night and all morning.

Zhou Youping didn't even eat breakfast, because skipping breakfast is an unhealthy behavior, which is exactly what he needs.

It would be best if Zhou Youping suddenly suffers from hypoglycemia or acute appendicitis in the middle of the battle...

ho ho ho ho ~

This chance of death in battle can't be soaring?

You still have to eat lunch and dinner, after all, death from starvation cannot be counted as death in battle.

Zhou Youping solved the problem of eating by ordering takeaway.

There is a piece of paper pasted on the wall of the safe house, on which are written the takeaway numbers of nearby restaurants of various tastes.

Frank left a considerable amount of money to Zhou Youping for living expenses.

But don’t eat randomly during lunch and dinner!

There is also research here.

For this reason, Zhou Youping also studied online, and finally gained a lot of delicious but unhealthy recipes.

Like beer, barbecue, big pig's trotters, fat boy happy water, etc., all on the whole!

That's all for lunch and dinner.

Cholesterol, high blood pressure, etc. are good helpers for weakening attributes.

......

By the time Frank contacted Zhou Youping, four days had passed.

When Frank came to where Zhou Youping lived and saw Zhou Youping, his expression was like this (?д?;)

In just five days, Zhou Youping had obviously gained a lot of weight, and he was already a bit of a hammerhead.

"Are you raising yourself as a pig?" Frank couldn't help complaining, and then he suddenly thought of a possibility.

"I heard that the Hand is also involved in the smuggling business. When there are few (smuggling) customers, they will also do some work as a human trafficker. Could it be that you were abducted to the United States by a Hand trafficker? You This way of eating looks a bit similar!"