Douluo's knowledge is supreme

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Although he felt that Erlong's words were somewhat ambiguous, Bibi Dong, who was relatively simple-minded in that regard, did not take it to heart. He just naively thought that the other party was worried that Beichen was still young and would not be able to take care of him when he was traveling far away.

With this thought in mind, Bibi Dong also said with a reassuring expression: "I will treat him well. After all, he is still young and can't do many things."

Erlong: "???"

This time it was completely over. If there were still some doubts before, Erlong was now basically certain that the shameless old woman in front of him had indeed become his daughter-in-law.

"Oh! What a sin~"

Erlong, who was lamenting in his heart, also looked at Bibi Dong helplessly.

"I really don't know how big of a blow Xiaogang will be when he learns the news? I didn't expect Bibi Dong to be such a person..."

Erlong left the Wuhun Hall with a sigh in his heart. Although he felt a little strange that Bibi Dong had become his daughter-in-law inexplicably, he was still secretly happy.

A love rival becomes a daughter-in-law, which is double the joy.

Erlong believes that no one in this world can ignore Beichen's charm, even if the other person is Bibi Dong.

Recalling what happened last night, Erlong still feels like he is in a dream.

In any case, Erlong was quite satisfied with Beichen. After all, Beichen had solved one of her biggest love rivals for her.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk! I don't know how that little guy did it."

After sighing leisurely, Erlong also turned around and left. Erlong felt that Beichen was here to enjoy himself and there was no point in being anxious.

And now Bibi Dong is on the carriage...

Having already had the idea of ​​using emotions to restrain Beichen in her mind, Bibi Dong was also thinking about what kind of emotions she should use next to restrain the proud man in front of her.

How about pimping?

Speaking of the outstanding girls in her Wuhun Hall, the first thing Bibi Dong thinks of is her own daughter. For some reason, Bibi Dong doesn't want to take advantage of her daughter's feelings.

Otherwise, she would not forcefully take Beichen away from Qian Renxue, huh! Bibi Dong was mainly worried that her daughter, who looked very smart but was actually not very smart, would be deceived into losing everything by Beichen.

We have only known each other for a few days, and they are giving away titled Douluo and resources. In a few months, will the entire Tian Dou Empire be given away to them? After a few decades, will the Wuhun Palace have to change their surnames?

Bibi Dong, who was worried that her stupid daughter would be sold and counted money for others, decided to force Beichen to stay with her, on the one hand to train her well, and on the other hand to prevent her dignity from being damaged.

So Bibi Dong thought of this golden generation.

"Hu Liena's child seems to be about the same age as this little bastard. Although she is a few years older, isn't there a saying that a female junior holds a gold brick?" With this thought, Bibi Dong also looked at her thoughtfully. With Beichen.

But soon, Bibi Dong suppressed this idea. After all, Hu Liena, who was called a genius, didn't seem to be very smart. It was unclear who was being used emotionally by whom.

According to Beichen's rank, Bibi Dong doesn't think a normal little girl can get started.

Bibi Dong carefully thought about all the outstanding women in the Wuhun Palace. Bibi Dong finally sadly discovered that apart from herself, there seemed to be no smart woman in the entire Wuhun Palace.

Hu Liena and Qian Renxue can indeed be called geniuses, but that is only in terms of cultivation. As for IQ?

Haha~

After considering everyone he could think of, Bibi Dong finally found that he seemed to be the only one to play in person.

A person's emotions are divided into many types, such as love, friendship, and family affection.

The first thing Bibi Dong gave up was love. After all, she was almost 50, so it was indeed too much to attack an 8-year-old kid.

As for friendship? Bibi Dong also didn't consider that the age gap between the two was a generation gap, and true friendship was not so easy to produce.

In the end, Bibi Dong decided to spend a lot of money on family ties. What Erlong could do, she, Bibi Dong, could do the same.

With this thought, Bibi Dong looked at Beichen who was looking at the scenery outside the window uncomfortably and said, "From now on, call me Sister Dong when there is no one around."

Beichen: "???"

Beichen looked like he had heard something wrong.

"His Majesty the Pope is not sincere in your mouth, so you still call me Sister Dong when there are no outsiders." Looking at Beichen who looked confused, Bibi Dong said with a cold brow.

"Very good! She looks like a domineering female president!"

While complaining in his heart, Beichen also asked again in a tone that I didn't hear clearly: "His Majesty the Pope, what did you just say?"

"I told you to call me Sister Dong when there is no one around. Your wisdom has earned you this honor." Bibi Dong said indifferently again.

Without any hesitation, Beichen immediately shouted in a dog-legged manner: "Sister Dong!"

Beichen said that not only calling her sister, but also calling her mother would be fine. After all, she could hug her thighs, so there was no harm in calling her something like that.

"Scream again!" Bibi Dong said, squinting her eyes with great enjoyment.

"Sister Dong~"

Beichen, who is possessed by the movie king, acts maliciously and cutely.

"Hmm~"

Bibi Dong responded lazily, and then leaned on the chair on the carriage like a lazy cat.

Beichen, who was on the snake-beating stick, immediately changed his name to Bibi Dong.

"Sister Dong, someone like you who deals with government affairs every day will definitely be tired mentally. Do you want me to give you a massage? My skills are quite powerful." Beichen asked, licking his face.

Bibi Dong opened her eyes curiously and asked, "Massage? What do you mean?"

"It is a technique to eliminate fatigue by pressing special acupuncture points." Beichen explained.

Next, Beichen briefly explained the so-called meridians and acupuncture points. After all, he had dissected countless corpses in the virtual world. Not to mention the meridians and acupoints, he even knew the quality of the bones.

As for massage or something? Um! When he was studying Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue's strategy, Beichen found that this technology was indispensable, so he spent about five or six years studying it carefully.

Although he cannot be said to be a massage master, Beichen said that he is invincible when it comes to foot massage.

The licking dog is not scary, the scary thing is the licking dog with a strategy, like the current Beichen.

Beichen, who was determined to embrace Wuhundian's thigh, said that moral integrity was just a cloud. After all, how could such illusory things compare to the real benefits?

After licking Bibi Dong for a long time, let alone rare metals and genius treasures, even Contra might be able to appear vividly on his experimental platform.

"Does it really have this effect? ​​Are you sure it's not a soul skill?" Bibi Dong looked at Beichen with suspicious eyes.

After hearing this, Beichen immediately patted his thin chest and said that it was definitely not a soul skill, but a real craftsmanship.

"Then let's give it a try. I'm quite curious too." Considering the long journey, Bibi Dong did not refuse.

Bibi Dong asked curiously: "What should I do?"

"emmm"

Beichen looked at Bibi Dong's beautiful feet thoughtfully, thinking whether his request would cause the other party to misunderstand something, and then cause them to slap him back.

A normal slap from a woman would hurt at most, but this one in front of me could really kill someone...