"Welcome to Horror Paradise!"

No matter how much Bingdi still wants to vomit, the two have joined the team survival mode, nightmare.

After the introduction of the script, the two came to the dungeon. Bingdi was dressed in ordinary casual clothes, and Chengying was similar, the only difference was that he had an extra book in his hand.

He held the Bible in the priest's hand, holding the big book covered with barbs and even open blood grooves, with a very kind expression on his face, as if you don't listen to his preaching, and you will immediately turn the Bible at 180 meters per second The kind priest whose speed smears on your face.

Oh!Lost lamb!May this Compulsory Basic Application of Psionics One illuminate the fog in your heart and guide you to move forward bravely!

Bingdi recalled Chengying's lines when he was preaching, and his whole body had goosebumps.

"Don't worry, I won't preach here! This is the magic island, no soul will obey my teachings."

Bingdixu stared at Chengying, with a suspicious expression on his face: "I remember that you said the same thing in the same copy of World of Warcraft before, but I remembered that you pinched that orc named Gul'dan with one hand He held the compulsory one with one hand, and smeared it on his face one by one, and recited the formulas as he scrambled until he memorized the whole book backwards..." /

"Ahem! That was an accident! Do you understand the accident? It will definitely not happen this time. The island we are on now is basically all creatures of the chaotic and evil camp. The possibility of making them believe in science is very slim. Even if I grabbed their necks and stuffed the book in my hand into their stomachs, but it probably won't work." Cheng Ying said helplessly.

"That must have no effect! Stuffing this thing in your hand into your stomach will basically kill you. Just use this thing as an image. Don't talk about stomach perforation, if you eat it, you may even lose your stomach."

"Don't pay attention to these details. In this dungeon, there is a very powerful item. As long as we get him, our actions in the following dungeons will be very smooth. But if we want to get him, we have to be patient. Physical discomfort."

"Wait a minute, is there only one item? How to divide it?" Bingdi pouted, with a wanting expression on his face.

"Um... It's not a bound equipment anyway, you can use it if you want. After all, this item is not a one-time item, but there is still a price to pay for using this item to become stronger." Cheng Ying explained.

"What price?" Bingdi asked vigilantly: "Isn't it paying for moral integrity? If so, I don't think you can use this piece of equipment."

Cheng Ying: "..."

"Although it's not about giving morality, it's the same thing in a sense. If you want to become stronger, you have to use that thing to turn yourself into a bald head. As the saying goes, I become stronger even when I'm bald!"

ice King:"……"

"Then you should keep this thing for yourself! Farewell!"

"Look... Even if I give it to you, you won't be able to use it, um... Now we need to find an NPC carrying an ax and tell him about the seven crimes, in exchange for the dryad talking trash to die."

Ice Empress rolled her eyes: "Hearing this familiar naming method, I thought of the famous master dwarf craftsman, Aur Quande, remembering that he was jumped by two robot immortals last time, and he must die when he made a robot. Last time he was tricked by the goblin merchant, the blood corpse must die, and the goblin must die, what is this time?"

Chengying opened the system menu and showed the equipment description to Bingdi.

[Name: Trash-talking dryad must die]

【Type: Weapon】

【Quality: Excellent】

[Attack power: ? ? ? 】

[Attribute: None]

[Special effect: Causes fixed damage to the "Tree of Taunt", and can only cause the basic damage of a normal axe to any other target]

[Equipment Condition: Choose Idiant as Faith, cannot be traded after picking it up]

[Whether the script can be brought out: No]

[Remarks: This axe is the work of the legendary dwarf craftsman "Ol Quande".Once, he passed by a forest and came across several "trees of ridicule". Although these mischievous dryads have no practical means of attack, they are extremely poisonous and extremely hard. Only cause minor damage to them.That day, after being humiliated, Mr. Quande died, and became angry.So, he spent two days to make this weapon specially designed to restrain the tree of mockery, and later... he also used the wood from the tree of mockery to make the infamous artifact - "mean battle armor", of course, That's another story. 】

"I always feel that the life of this legendary dwarf craftsman is a tragedy!" Bingdi complained.

"I think so too. Well, the guy with the ax in front is the NPC we're looking for. Let's go and fight the seven crimes with him."

The Ice Empress tugged at her twin tails, showing a troubled look: "What counts as a crime! Is killing a life count? For example, those other soul beasts that I ate?"

"Ah... probably not, at least it's hard to satisfy me." The ax NPC shook his head, rejecting the description of the ice emperor.

"Huh? You are quite demanding. Why, it must be the kind of murderous and heinous crime to satisfy you?" Cheng Yingxu stared at the NPC.

"Not necessarily, but of course it would be better to have that kind of person."

"Ha! Hahaha! It's not easy! Listen up!" Chengying cleared his throat and began to tell: "It's a different world from this place. There is a plumber named Mario. The jumping ability is different from ordinary people, even the three or four floors can be jumped up. One day, he heard that the princess was captured by the devil king, so he slaughtered the devil king's people, the chestnut boy, the turtle..."

Chengying talked more and more vigorously. If he wanted to kill Yingye, then Mario would definitely not run away. Everyone must have trampled to death countless chestnut boys and pushed countless innocent turtles off the cliff in their childhood.

The Big Axe NPC also listened with gusto, and didn't feel bad at all because Mario was a character in the game.

After talking about Mario, Chengying immediately started talking about Double Dragon, Contra, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Metal Slug, MapleStory, Bomberman... The protagonists of every game are literally murderers, hundreds of people It's an insult to them.

The Ice Emperor was stunned at the side: "This is all right! If I knew it could be like this, I would do it! I have also played Snowman Brothers, Squirrel Wars, Shadow Legend, Bubble Bobble, even if these are not good, there is Really Warriors of the Three Kingdoms!"

"It's a world full of crimes, I get excited just hearing the name!" The NPC looked at Bingdi with great interest, making Bingdi uncomfortable.

"Is there anything surprising? What I'm describing is the evil in the game. Isn't he an NPC in the game? To him, what's the difference between this and a real crime?"

[To be continued]

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