Miss Clown subverts Marvel

As Asgard's master, it is very easy for Loki to hide in this small shop. Even ordinary gods cannot see through his magic, let alone Harley and Peter, who know nothing about magic.

"I feel that the treasures should be many artifacts with magical power. As long as they are mastered, they will be cursed, and they must do some incredible things to lift them."

"I wish the treasure was all gold."

Here, Harley, who thought she was very careful, talked with Peter for a long time about her expectations for the treasure, but in the end they didn't discuss anything that actually needed to be done. Harley patted the table and suggested:

"How about we call Sigurd directly and ask what we need to prepare?"

"Okay, I'll call you right away."

Peter dialed Sigurd's number without saying anything. Sigurd was also a real big brother. After learning what the two children were thinking, he didn't say any nonsense and just gave him the things he needed one by one. Reported it.

"Backpack, food, water, clothes for easy movement, that's it. I will help you with the rest."

After hearing this, Peter quickly nodded in agreement. Although he has no experience in outdoor adventures, this is the information age after all. There are too many outdoor live broadcasts and wilderness survival videos. Even if he hears about the professional equipment required, he will understand the level of trouble involved. .

Harley didn't say anything, but she was relieved at this moment, and couldn't help but sigh that Sigurd, an adult who was thousands of years old, was finally reliable for once.

If Sigurd doesn't help get these tools, then the two of them may go out to buy from now on and won't be able to come back until night. The necessities that she, a layperson, only knows, include flashlights, tents, sleeping bags, ropes, knives, Toiletries and so on.Now I save myself the trouble of preparing myself, which can be said to be much easier.

Peter thought the same thing. There was nothing going on at this time. He discussed with Harley expectantly what tools Sigurd might have prepared. Harley was also very excited at this time. After all, she was just an ordinary person before. Although city life is exciting and busy, occasionally people will have the idea of ​​​​escape after a long time. Now that you can go on an adventure in the wild, it would be false to say that you are not looking forward to it.

The two little ones would never have thought that the reliable adult in their eyes would still stay in the bar with no intention of moving.

"The fishing boat for sailing has been rented, so there should be nothing to prepare."

Saying something that even he was unsure of, Sigurd suddenly shouted loudly.

"Ha, have another bottle."

Putting the troublesome matter behind him in an instant, Sigurd burped with satisfaction.Tomorrow I will go to the treasure hunt place. I can spend the remaining money at once and spend several days in the bar. This long-lost feeling is really nostalgic.

When the bartender handed another glass of wine, the confused Sigurd vaguely saw the scene of the green-armored and gold-armored warriors gathering together. He was still one of them. They were all conquering the universe together and in Asgard. Drinking in the magnificent hall was the proudest and most carefree time in his life.

With one light and another, the tall and mighty golden-armored warrior turned into a bartender in a suit who was as skinny as a monkey. Sigurd came to his senses and immediately shook his head with a wry smile. Under the numb eyes of the bartender, he picked up the wine glass again. He drank the high-purity spirit in the cup in one gulp, and then placed the drained vessel in his hand among the tall pile of empty cups beside him.

After living in the mortal world for so many years, he has learned not to throw the cup when he gets drunk. This is very un-Asgardian.

The weekend passed so quickly. Harley was in the store, helping to sell flowers when she had something to do, and chatting with Peter when she had nothing to do. Before she knew it, the day passed.

At night, Peter Parker and Harley Quinn were offline, and Spider-Man and Harley Quinn were online.

Spider-Man, who had changed into a hero suit, came to Harley's balcony, but saw that Harley was still dressed in sportswear and a mask, and asked curiously:

"Hey, Harley, why are you still wearing this sportswear? Didn't your mother design new clothes for you? Why don't you try them on?"

Harley snorted unhappily:

"Humph, the tailor shop didn't do it well."

"Okay, this tailor shop is really inefficient. Do you want me to recommend one to you? I know a great tailor shop. They are very efficient and the prices are very cheap."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about the clothes. It's getting late. Let's patrol the streets."

Harry interrupted Peter in a hurry. If he kept talking, it would really annoy him to death.

Peter routinely patrols Queens every night. It just so happens that Harley has nothing to do today, so she agreed to Peter's invitation to patrol together. Her current hero's vest is quite good, and even the Punisher looks familiar. , so it is necessary to occasionally do good deeds to increase your reputation.

"Well, um, can you accompany me to meet someone before the patrol?"

Peter scratched his head in embarrassment. When he came over this evening, he met an acquaintance he met a few days ago. The other person was very interested in Peter and offered to communicate. However, Peter was in a hurry to find Harry, so he suggested waiting for a while. I went to find the other person again, and that person agreed.

After hearing Peter's explanation, Harley immediately agreed.Peter Parker actually knows another superhero, Daredevil, who is particularly good at fighting and easy to talk to. You must go there.

In addition to his powerful perception, Daredevil himself is actually blind. He can become a superhero mainly because of his extraordinary skills.He is proficient in fighting, has a well-known teacher, is a very nice person, and doesn't hide it. If Harley, who is extremely lacking in fighting skills at this time, can learn from this person, this will be a tangible opportunity for improvement.

With Harley's consent, Peter took Harley to the agreed place without saying a word.

As expected, Daredevil in a red tights was there waiting for the two of them to arrive. As soon as he saw each other, Peter enthusiastically raised his hand and greeted Daredevil.

"Hey Daredevil, I brought my friends over."

However, what surprised the two of them was that Daredevil did not respond to Peter's greetings, and did not even look at the two of them. His face was always facing the side and back of the two of them. Although he was blind, this was always a bit strange.

However, the next second, Daredevil said something that made their hair stand on end:

"Who is there? You followed my friend all the way. Shouldn't you come out and explain?"

Harley and Peter quickly turned around to look, but saw nothing. They originally thought Daredevil had made a mistake, but suddenly, a strange female voice came from in front of nothing:

"Oh you actually saw through my magic"

The gloomy and magnetic voice was very pleasant, but to Peter's ears, it was like the cold wind of the twelfth lunar month. They were followed all the way without even noticing.

Peter quickly put on a defensive posture. This was the first time for him with a spider sense to encounter such a thing. If the other party wanted to harm him, could he block the sharp blade stabbing from the air?

"I have deceived your sense of sight, hearing, touch and smell. How did you find me?"

As the words fell, a green hazy figure slowly appeared in the air.