Miss Clown subverts Marvel

Although she doesn't have the money to go to school with Taskmaster, Harley doesn't want to give up on learning fighting skills. She doesn't qualify as a villain if she doesn't know how to fight.

Harley is very self-aware. She knows very well that she is not the kind of person with a superior IQ. She cannot be regarded as a peerless wise general, so she still looks for a way out in combat training.

Harley believed that what she lacked at this time was a master who could bring her in. A teacher would introduce her to the door, and cultivation depended on the individual. As long as she knew the fighting skills, she believed that she could sum up a fighting method that suited her.

If you understand the correct theory, you can slowly explore from this basis and gradually accumulate experience through actual combat. Fighting masters such as Hawkeye and Black Widow all grew up in this way.

Harley was not frustrated by the lack of a good teacher. She quickly thought of a way that suited her.

If there is no one to teach you, you can learn by yourself through the Internet.

Spider-Man doesn't have anyone to teach him, but he is very good at fighting. Spider-Man definitely doesn't have a teacher. Harley knows this. She estimates that Peter Parker is also self-taught. Otherwise, he has always been a good boy. Where did Peter learn fighting? She doesn't believe that someone would fight right out of the womb.

Regarding fighting techniques, there is a lot of relevant information on the Internet, but many netizens who do not know whether it is true or false will use the comment area to advise newcomers who want to learn on their own not to practice blindly without guidance, otherwise they will damage their bodies. Leaving behind hidden wounds.

What these people said seemed to make sense, and Harley accepted what they said, but she had super strong regeneration ability, so she didn't worry about developing problems. As powerful as her recovery ability was, she would recover quickly even from hidden injuries.

Just practice blindly first, and then find a master later.

Having made a decision, it was time to put it into action. Harley immediately began to search the Internet. Search engines in this era have great convenience. Harley just entered words such as "fighting skills" and the page appeared. There is a lot of information, including some real posts and websites, and even complete pictures and videos.

Harley absorbed this knowledge eagerly, and then set a very high-intensity training content for herself according to the website. Among them, Harley's favorite was a set of quick skills summarized by a street gangster. This set of skills was used by Harley There are only three fighting methods that he calls "essential points for street fighting". They are simple and effective to learn and are very suitable for me now.

The first and most important point is to find a handy and portable weapon to carry with you, preferably a baseball bat and a pistol, so that you can immediately take out the weapon to beat others in any place.

The second point is, when fighting, aim at other people’s vital points and keep attacking. Don’t stop until you knock the person down. The so-called vital points are the same for both men and women. They are nothing more than the mouth, eyes, nose, and ears. Aim here. Make sure it's accurate and you won't be wrong.

As for the third point, try to bully the few with more people, and run away as soon as you see the opponent's crowd. After all, you don't have the ability to see all directions and listen to all directions. If someone takes advantage of you, you will definitely be defeated. defeat.

He had the pistol himself and only had a dozen bullets left, but it didn't matter. He didn't know how to use a gun anyway, so he just kept it to scare people. As for the baseball bats, Harley found two in his brother's room and put the old ones in his brother's room. The one she left for her brother, Harley returned to the living room carrying a brand new baseball bat, which would be her exclusive weapon from now on.

Bundling together the pillows and clothes racks found in her brother's room, Hallie watched the video on her phone while gesturing with a baseball bat in swinging postures, groping for the most suitable technique for exerting force and familiarizing herself with her own arm span and the addition of the baseball bat. attack distance.

This was a boring and mechanical process, and Harley got bored after less than 5 minutes of waving.

"boring"

She was unhappy and hit the center of the pillow with a stick. Because she was not crazy at this time, her strength was not improved too much, but despite this, the blow also exploded both ends of the pillow.

"It's so annoying. I really don't know how those strong people can practice year after year."

Harley threw away the baseball bat and lay down on the sofa again. Self-study was a difficult and slow process. She had to try both right and wrong things, and slowly explored bit by bit. She was a little overestimated. How could a lunatic calm down and learn some fighting skills?

How about trying to bring back other superpowers, like the Fantastic Four and the Sentinels, looking for adventures belonging to other heroes and then replacing them?

"I'm going to kill these demon gang scum"

what sound

Harley suddenly jumped off the sofa, picked up the baseball bat from the ground, and looked around warily. Just now, a man's voice suddenly appeared in her mind, which frightened her.

Harley has not forgotten that in this Marvel world, there are many psychic superpowers, including mind readers and mind controllers. The most famous and terrifying among them is Professor X, Charles Francis Xavier. With the amplification of the machine, Old Baldy can influence the will of mankind around the world.

Although Harley is afraid of Charles, she is not worried that the other party is actually coming to cause trouble for her. She is just a little person now, and any stronger mutant can take her in. It is not worth the effort of the other party. deal with.

But the problem now is that even other unknown mental ability users are not something she can fight against. She doesn't want to be brainwashed before she succeeds. That would be really unlucky.

"I'm going to kill Hammerhead and become the leader of the Maggia Gang"

"I want money, I want to get a lot of money"

Two other voices belonging to completely different people sounded, and an area suddenly separated in Harley's already chaotic head, where three independent wills continued to express their obsessions. They were like three signals. The generator sent a unilateral message to Harley.

Harley was a little confused. These three sudden sounds had no impact on her. It was as natural as a person's natural ability to use their hands and feet. She instantly understood that she could choose to listen or not at any time, but it was like the corner of the computer screen. Just like the chat group logo that suddenly flashes, the choice is completely in your own hands. Whether you see it or not is very important.

"What the hell are you?"

Harley tried to send a message to these three signal sources. What she didn't expect was that these three signal sources, like terminals that received orders from the command tower, stopped sending unconscious signals at the same time and switched to Qiqi responded to a signal that made Harley unbelievable.

"Your puppet."