The Devil Comes to Marvel

After Zed left Stark Tower, he first went to see Pietro and Wanda, and then secretly met with Gwen and Ned. After confirming that there was no problem, he started to get down to business.

"Wade, where is your rotten ass now?" Zed turned on the phone and dialed Wade's number.

Wade was searching for something with a metal detector at this time. After receiving Zed's call, he blinked and said:

"Hey, boss, welcome back. Are you looking for me for a job that can make a lot of money?"

"Nonsense, which one of the missions I gave you is not a sky-high reward? Have I missed a penny? Be quick, where are you now. I have important missions for you." Zed urged impatiently.

"Uh...uh, boss. My signal here is not very good now. Hey...what are you talking about...I can't hear..." Wade deliberately elongated his voice while covering the receiver of his mobile phone, and finally hung up directly I got on the phone and complained, "This task is more important now, beep beep beep~~~"

Humming a little tune, Deadpool continued to search in the forest, and did not stop until he found an "X"-shaped branch. Wade looked at the mound in front of him and knelt on the ground in silence, his expression seemed a little sad.

Ding Ding Ding ~

"Damn! Who is calling me again?" Wade took out his phone and saw Colossus' big face, raised his eyebrows and finally pressed down to refuse to answer.

After the silent and sad mourning atmosphere was broken, Wade was too lazy to play anymore and took out a childish crayon drawing of Deadpool + Wolverine = Deadpool from his tactical backpack to get a lot of Franklin.

"I love Franklin." Wade got up and unloaded the pink children's schoolbag, took out a portable military folding shovel from it, and pouted twice in the palm of his hand, "cough cough cough, old man, I want to come in."

hum~

"Where are you going? Wade. Hmm~, I think the feng shui here is very good, and there happens to be a tomb. How about I send you in, and add two seals to you, so that you and your friends can stay inside A thousand or two thousand years ago. What do you think of this idea?" Zed and Woz stepped through the golden door of time and space and appeared behind Wade.

Wade turned around in shock, and asked in disbelief:

"How is it possible? How do you know I'm here. My phone is obviously encrypted."

"I think Vanessa should know what you've been up to lately. I went to her to get a general idea, and then I asked Nina to help me with divination. Don't mention it, Nina's lucky coin is really accurate. It happened to fall on the This location on the map." Zed crossed his arms and looked at Wade playfully, his fingers creaking, as if he was really thinking about sending Wade to the grave.

Bang Dang~Put Tong~

Wade's white mask stared wide-eyed, then threw down the shovel and flew towards Zed, hugged Zed's thigh tightly and kept saying obscenities:

"Boss, I am preparing a gift for your return, you have to trust me. I am definitely not for the green Franklin."

"Oh~, is that right? Well then, Wolverine Logan's bones belong to me." Zed looked at the rogue Deadpool jokingly and added, "Then please dig out Wolverine's bones. .What? Do you still want to pay for hard work? Oh~, who makes me a good boss! Now~, this Franklin is your salary. Tsk, tsk, tsk, it’s a hundred dollars for digging a grave! I’m such a good boss !”

Wade looked at the one hundred dollars Zed handed over and almost burst into tears. Wolverine's bones are worth a hundred dollars! Is there any boss more sinister than this?

Wade immediately stood up righteously as if to reject Zed, but it was not the case.Wade accepted Zed's one hundred dollars, picked up the shovel and said at the same time:

"Okay, boss. I'll dig him out right away. Whoa~ whoa~ whoa~"

The X-shaped branch was thrown aside. Wade dug Wolverine's grave vigorously. Zed moved out a small chair, took out potato chips and Coke, and worked as a supervisor with a comfortable expression. He also shouted from time to time:

"Be quicker with your hands and feet, and hurry up, you haven't eaten yet..."

Normally, Deadpool, the greatest and most arrogant mercenary in the world, would not be so angry, but Zed, the boss, usually gave too much. Wade didn't want to lose his golden job, so he could only regard the soil as Zed, and dug it in hard, shovel, shovel, shovel...

Wade wiped Wolverine's haggard face with his hands, swept away the dirt on it, and took out the test tube and said:

"Boss, can I start taking samples?"

"Sample? Why do you want a sample?" Zed asked Wade back, and then said, "Do you think he is dead? No, no, no, heavy metal poisoning can indeed kill the famous Wolverine, but it cannot completely wipe out the self-healing factor .

"Change the structure of the Adamantium alloy in Wolverine's body and precipitate the part that is toxic to organic matter, and his self-healing factor can be reborn.

"Oh~, I'm really too smart."

Zed chewed his potato chips confidently, and Wade's eyes had become the shape of dollars.The self-healing factor extracted from the living Wolverine is definitely more valuable than the bones, Wade can't wait to urge:

"Then hurry up! Franklin has already waved to me."

"Take it, don't steal it!" Zed handed the potato chips to Wade, and then stretched out his right hand to Wolverine Logan's skeleton.A large amount of dark red source material flew out of Zed's palm and poured into Wolverine's bones, changing the structure of the adamantium alloy.

The Adamantium alloy formula mastered by the U.S. military is indeed extraordinary, but looking at the entire universe, it does not come out on top. What's more, Zed is now regarded as the god-devouring Zeddlich, and knowing the power of creation is nothing. .

Click ~ click ~ click ~

The sound of chewing potato chips came from behind Zed, and Zed suppressed his anger to modify the composition formula of the Edman alloy in Wolverine Logan's body.Gradually, some silver-black metal precipitated from Wolverine's haggard corpse, and his body gradually turned bloody.

After Wolverine's body surface no longer precipitated metal and Zed took back the dark red source, Wade threw away the empty potato chip bag, and moved to Wolverine Logan with the test tube.

"Hehehe~, Logan, Logan, I accept your self-healing factor." Wade approached Logan with a lewd smile on his face, and at the same time inserted the test tube needle into Logan's arm.

Zed ignored Wade and ate his own potato chips, folded his hands on his chest and prepared to watch a good show.

Bass~

Logan suddenly opened his eyes, and the Adamantium alloy claws on both hands popped out automatically, and stabbed at Wade beside him.

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