The last elf

It was another Saturday. After physical education class, Xueying, Xiao Xie and I were discussing where to go after school. Then my phone rang. I took it out and looked at it. It was Jiang Yuebai. Come. .biquge

After pressing the answer button, I said, "Hello? Senior brother, what can I do?"

"Yunfeng, where are you now? Are you free?"

"Yes! I'm at school now. School will be over soon. What's wrong?"

"I just asked Master for two days' leave. I will go to Wuyi Mountain to visit Xiaodie later. Do you want to go with me?"

After hearing this, I scratched my head and said, "Making light bulbs... I can't take on such a sacred and glorious profession by myself. Can I bring a few people with me?"

"Okay, then I'll wait for you at the train station. You can bring them here after school!" Jiang Yuebai hung up the phone after saying that.

I put away my phone and looked at Xiao Xie and Xueying. Just when I was about to speak, they jumped in and said, "We don't make light bulbs. You have to go do it yourself!"

Seeing them shaking their heads like rattles, I quickly pulled them and begged: "Don't! How great it is to burn yourself to illuminate other people's careers! Besides, we can still travel! That place is awesome It’s fun!”

As soon as they heard me talking about traveling, Xueying and the others immediately lit up their eyes and said, "We can consider this..."

"Don't think about it! Come with me, the people there will entertain us with delicious food and drinks!"

After my persuasion, they finally agreed to go with me. At that time, I was thinking in my heart: Senior brother, senior brother, I brought a lot of light bulbs to illuminate your lives for you and Xiaodie. How should you thank me?

After school, a group of us headed to the train station.

After meeting Jiang Yuebai, he looked at the seven of us and said to me in a daze: "Junior brother, why did you bring so many people here? I thought you only brought one or two."

"Hey, you have seen all of these people. The only one you haven't seen is Ling'er. She is my classmate." I pointed to Ling'er and said to Jiang Yuebai, then walked to him and asked softly: "Why? Like? With so many light bulbs here, you and Xiaodie are the protagonists. You two should be the brightest now, right? But don’t get burned to death..."

"Well... I just met a friend of yours before you guys came." Jiang Yuebai said.

"My friend? Who is it?"

"She has gone to the bathroom. She will be here soon. I believe you will be very happy to see her."

"Oh? Really? I'm so looking forward to it..." I said while rubbing my hands.

After a few minutes, someone appeared next to me, and that person was He Xiangxiang.

"Oh my god! Why is it you? Why are you here?!" I asked with my eyes widened.

"I'm going back to Fuzhou for work, and I happened to meet your friend here. He said that you will come later, and I also know that you are going to Wuyi Mountain to play. We happened to be on the way, so I will go with you. Let’s play for a few days!” He Xiangxiang said.

"Then you won't go to work? Aren't you afraid of having your wages deducted?"

"It's okay to go back to work a few days later. Anyway, I don't care about deducting my salary for a few days."

"Well, you are really open-minded..."

Just when I was extremely depressed, Jiang Yuebai came over and asked, "How is it? Are you happy to see her?"

"I'm happy... I'm so happy... I'm so happy that I almost cried..." I said bitterly, and then I went to the ticket office and bought everyone's tickets, nine in total.

After a group of us sat in the carriage, He Xiangxiang started talking non-stop. I was surprised. No one paid attention to her. What was this girl talking to herself? Are you sick?

"What are you doing? Are you too excited? What are you talking to yourself?" I asked, patting her head with my hand.

"I am memorizing the sentences describing herbal medicines in the "Compendium of Materia Medica", a masterpiece in the medical field. I want to go to Wuyi Mountain to look for rare herbs. Maybe I will be lucky enough to find them? In that case, I will take them back to the hospital. Everyone there will praise me for my ability! Then I will get a promotion and a salary increase!" He Xiangxiang said with a smile.

"After all, you still care about salary, right?"

"You will die if you don't dismantle my backstage, right..." He Xiangxiang was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then said to me with a sinister smile. At the same time, her hand had already reached out to my arm.

"Ugh!!!"

Suddenly, everyone in the entire carriage heard my screams, or my screams echoed throughout the carriage.

"Damn, how dare you pinch me! Do you believe me or not..." Before I could finish my words, He Xiangxiang calmly took out a scalpel from his pocket, pointed it at me and sneered: " Believe it or not, what are you going to do? Keep talking!"

"...Believe it or not, I will eat you to death!" After I said that, I immediately stopped the sales lady who was passing by pushing a food cart in the aisle, then bought a large bag of snacks and put them on the table and said to her: "Why? Miss, please use it slowly and put the knife away first..."

"That's pretty much it!" He Xiangxiang took back the scalpel, and then started to recite the sentence describing the herbal medicine to herself while eating snacks, as if what just happened had never happened.

In order to kill the boredom, I bought playing cards from the sales aunt, and then I dragged Xiao Xie and Jiang Yuebai into a landlord fight, but Xiao Xie said that he had never played playing cards. Later, He Xiangxiang came over and said that she could play. So the three of us started to fight, but after a few rounds of fighting, I kept losing, so that in the end I couldn't get angry. I slapped the table and said, "It's so boring if this goes on. Do you dare to play big? If you lose, just slap me. You can't." When wearing a ring, don’t shake it too hard.”

He Xiangxiang agreed without thinking about it, and when Jiang Yuebai saw that we both agreed, he thought for a while and said, "Then if Xiangxiang loses, is it inappropriate for a man to hit a woman? I can't get in." hand."

"Then I will be the boss! Let me be the boss in every game. Can you two work together to beat me? If you can't do it, I can do it."

To be honest, if it were anyone else, I really wouldn't be able to do it, but He Xiangxiang is no longer a woman in my eyes. I have always regarded her as a man, so I told them confidently.

"Okay! This is what you said! Start quickly, I can't help but beat people!" He Xiangxiang said with confidence.

I don't know whether it was my bad luck today or He Xiangxiang's good luck. After a few rounds, she and Jiang Yuebai both won.

"Then...please be gentle, okay?" I held the one-to-three in my hand pitifully and looked at her and said, because I knew that Jiang Yuebai would not be willing to be cruel to me, but that was not necessarily the case for her. I remembered that above The first time she slapped Sun Tianhao down, and we will know later whether I will end up like Sun Tianhao.

"Are you ready? I'm going to hit you! There are twelve strokes in total! Please stretch your face over a little bit!" He Xiangxiang said to me while rubbing her hands.

"...Wait a minute! Isn't it six? Why did it become twelve?"

"Jiang Yuebai said he couldn't bear to hit you, so he gave me his six strokes."

"Junior brother, I really can't bear to beat you, so I can only let Xiangxiang do it for me. She is a girl with very little strength, so I am doing this for your sake!" Jiang Yuebai patted my shoulder and said.

"Senior brother... you are trying to harm me! She is quite powerful, you will know later..." I said pitifully to Jiang Yuebai.

"Are you ready? I'm going to start!"

"Be gentle... be gentle!"

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A minute later, I was trembling all over and lying on the table with my eyes crooked and my mouth crooked. I felt that my face was swollen, it should be said that it was crooked, and it would not get better for a while.

Even after the train arrived at the station, when we got off the bus to check the tickets, the ticket checker saw my face and asked in surprise: "What's wrong with your face, young man? Is someone bullying you?"

I glanced at He Xiangxiang, then held back tears and shook my head and said, "No, I just accidentally hit the wall..."

After leaving the train station, we directly found two taxis and drove towards Wuyishan. When we got on the bus, the driver saw my face, pointed at me and asked: "Young man, your face..."

"I hit the wall! Don't ask so many questions and focus on driving your car!"

But during this time, I started to get motion sickness again.

After seeing my half-dead expression, He Xiangxiang asked: "Does it still hurt? Did I really hit that hard? I remember that I hit it very lightly!"

I glanced at her and said with difficulty: "I... motion sickness, want to vomit..."

"Oh, you told me earlier, I have a method that is very effective for people who get motion sickness!"

"What can I do?" I asked excitedly as soon as I heard this.

"Master, do you have any sticks in your car?" He Xiangxiang didn't answer me, but asked the driver.

"Yes, it's right behind the seat. I use it for self-defense when driving at night." The driver pointed behind us and said.

When He Xiangxiang got up and came to me with the stick, looking at her sinister smile, I suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"I'm not dizzy anymore! I'm not dizzy anymore!" I shouted to her quickly, but she still hit me with the stick in her hand.

I only felt my eyes go dark, and then I fainted.

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I don’t know how long it took, but it was already night when I woke up. I opened my eyes and saw a large group of people sitting in front of me. Xiao Xie, Xueying, Jiang Yuebai, Xiaodie and others were sitting together to have dinner.

"It's already here..." I said as I got up from the bed in a daze.

"Are you awake? I thought I used too much force and knocked you out with a stick. If you don't wake up, I will send you to the hospital. Now that you are awake, come over and eat!" He Xiangxiang said to I waved and said.

After dinner, Xiaodie's adoptive father and mother, the grandfather and grandmother of the family, helped everyone boil water. After we all washed our faces, it was time to go to bed.

But... there are so many of us, and there are only two beds now, how should we sleep?

"Well, tonight my wife and I will go to the neighbor's house to sleep. Because I only have two beds in my house and there are many of you. I will go to the neighbor's house to borrow two quilts and then find some boards. We will sleep tonight. I have wronged you, but there is really nothing I can do." The old man thought for a while and said to us.

"Sorry to trouble you, we are all people who have endured hardship. It's okay to sleep on the floor for one night." Jiang Yuebai said to the old man.

After the grandfather went to the neighbor's house and borrowed two quilts, and then found some large wooden boards, we flattened the wooden boards together, and then put the quilts on top, such a temporary and simple wooden bed That's it.

"Children, go to bed early. I have wronged you. I will wake you up tomorrow morning."

After the grandparents left, I looked at the wooden bed and thought that I was only going to sleep for one night, so I wouldn't freeze to death, right?

"How will we allocate it next?" He Xiangxiang asked.

"Yuebai, let's sleep on the wooden bed tonight and let them sleep on the bed." Xiaodie said, holding Jiang Yuebai's arm.

Jiang Yuebai nodded and said, "I think so too."

"Hey? You two are the protagonists. How can we let you two sleep on the floor? Just let us sleep. You two go to the bed to sleep!" I said while pushing Jiang Yuebai and Xiaodie onto the same bed, and then Then he pushed Xiao Xie, Awei and Ling'er to another bed, then looked at He Xiangxiang and said, "None of us want to sleep on the bed tonight, let's just sleep on this wooden bed, okay?"

"What about the three of them?" He Xiangxiang asked, pointing to Xue Ying, Yu Xi and Ah Li.

"Of course they sleep with me!"

"Then I sleep alone?"

"Yes, you sleep on one end, and the three of them and I sleep on the other end."

"No! I'm afraid if I sleep alone, you have to ask someone to sleep with me!" He Xiangxiang shouted.

"Oh, did I hear you right? You also get scared sometimes? How about this? I'll let Yuxi sleep with you, right?"

At this time, Ah Li asked in a low voice: "Master, why don't you let me sleep with her?"

"Hey, because your tail will come in handy then!" I smiled at her and said.

After everyone had fallen asleep, Xueying, Ah Li, and I lay down on one end of the wooden bed, while on the other end were Yu Xi and He Xiangxiang.

"Hey, Xiangxiang! Is it cold?" I hugged Xueying and shouted to He Xiangxiang.

"It's a bit cold, what are you doing?" He Xiangxiang replied from the other end.

"Oh...it's okay, as long as you are cold...I just want you to be cold..."

In fact, I feel cold too, after all, it's December now, but the reason why I left Ahri to stay with me is because her tail can be of great use at this time.

"Hey, Ahri, stick out your nine big tails. Be careful, don't let He Xiangxiang feel it. People don't know you are a nine-tailed demon fox yet." I said softly to Ahri next to me. said.

Ah Li nodded after hearing this, and then stretched out her nine big tails to my chest. I grabbed her nine big furry tails with a smile, and then covered me, Xueying, and herself. .

It's much warmer now. I'm so smart! ! !

After sleeping for a while, I shouted to Ling'er who was sleeping on the bed not far away: "Ling'er, is it cold?"

"It's a bit cold." Ling'er replied.

"Leng, just hug Xiao Xie tightly!"

"I'm holding him! Hehe..."

"It's so boring to just hug him, do something else!"

After a pause, I heard the voices of Jiang Yuebai and Xiaodie talking from the other bed.

"Hey! Senior brother, please be quieter over there later!" I shouted to Jiang Yuebai again.

"If you don't sleep, I'll get up and hit you with a stick!" At this time, He Xiangxiang on the other end spoke.

"Fuck!" I replied to her unhappily, then hugged Xueying and closed my eyes obediently, because I was afraid that this girl would really hit me with a stick, and she would really be able to do such a thing.

The night passed like this, and it was already the next morning when grandpa and grandma came to wake us up.

While having breakfast, the old man suddenly asked: "Children, do you want to go hunting with me in the mountains?"

"Hunting? Wow, wow! It sounds like fun, but... do we have a shotgun?" I asked.

"I can borrow a pole from a hunter's house in the village. I heard from the hunters in the village that there are a lot of animals in the mountains recently, such as pheasants, hares, foxes and so on."

As soon as I heard the old man talking about fox, I immediately turned my head and grinned at Ahri.

Ah Li naturally saw what I meant, and she shook her head pitifully at me, which meant that I should not hunt her kind.

"Isn't there a national regulation against hunting wild animals casually?" Jiang Yuebai said.

"That's what I say, but how can anyone take care of a small mountain village like ours? Besides, the mountains are full of beasts now, and there's no end to them."

After listening to what the grandfather said, we thought it made sense. We couldn't kill them all anyway, so we might as well kill a few and start eating meat tonight.

After breakfast, the old man went to the Orion's house in the village to borrow a shotgun, and then a group of eleven of us went up the mountain.

Before going up the mountain, I said to the old lady: "Remember to wash the pot, let's have meat tonight! Watch me bring back some game!"

My luck was so bad yesterday. I hope my luck will be better today. I won’t say I’ll hunt tigers, but I’ll at least hunt a few pheasants and so on, right? Also, aren't there any dangerous animals on this mountain? Why do my eyelids keep twitching?

Along the way, my heart was beating hard. I really hoped nothing would happen this time.

(End of this chapter)