The last elf

"I won't act anymore...I won't act anymore! I didn't say acting in this kind of thing would be life-threatening..." I covered my crotch and knelt on the ground, moaning in pain. I always liked to shout that it hurts, but this time it was... It really hurts. .biqugev

But the fat girl didn't seem to be planning to let me go just like that, and she walked towards me again menacingly.

"Axi, it's over this time..."

Just when I thought I was about to rush into the street, Liang Daxian and the others rushed out from a nearby alley in time. Seeing so many people suddenly appearing, the fat girl thought it was my accomplice, but she didn't do anything. Instead of feeling afraid, he became even more angry. He seemed to be a man, which reminded me of Shrew Yang instantly.

Because when I was in elementary school, I was often beaten by the shrew Yang, so I knew that if I got into a fight with this damn fat girl, I would definitely not be able to survive more than three rounds in her hands before I would fall to the street, and I might even be raped. Get up and be strangled to death.

So I immediately rolled from her side to behind Xueying, and then I grabbed Xueying's clothes with an aggrieved look and cried: "Daughter-in-law, she hit me, she just kicked me there..."

"Girl, there are some misunderstandings here. We are filming!" Liang Daxian stood in front of the fat girl and said.

"Filming? Filming in this kind of scene? Do you think I'm stupid? Where's the lighting? Where's the props? Where's the special effects? With so little, people dare to tell me they're filming?!"

I swallowed, this bitch is really domineering...at least her IQ is much higher than that of Vixen Yang.

Later, it was Li Zhiyue who came over and explained to her that the matter was settled. Otherwise, I really didn’t know how to end it. I guessed that something big was going to happen tonight. I didn’t attract anyone and I almost lost my life. Go in, it's his uncle's.

After returning to the hotel, I had a quick meal, took a shower, and then went to bed. At this moment, I just wanted to have a good sleep. No matter who Hu Qimei or Hu Bamei was, they all just died for me. Wait until I wake up!

Originally, I was already quite upset because of what happened tonight, but Liang Banxian walked to the bedside and said to me: "Disciple, that plan A failed, let's discuss plan B again?"

After hearing this, I quickly waved my hands and said, "No, no, no! Just having a plan A has already given me enough pain. What if plan B gives me a whole broken egg? Anyway, this time I won’t do anything you say. If you want to act, whoever you want to act will act, but I don’t have the life to accompany you anymore.”

Liang Banxian wanted to say something else, but I knocked him out with a pillow. Then I heard them sitting next door and continuing to discuss the so-called plan B.

"Let's fix it. You can fix it as much as you want. I'll fix it until it's over. I'll get some sleep first!"

Just when I was about to fall asleep, my cell phone rang suddenly. I picked it up and saw that it was Hu Shuirong.

I pressed the answer button and said, "Hello? Honey, do you miss me again?"

"Hey...I didn't miss you!"

"Ouch! Really? Since you don't want me, then I'll hang up!" I said with a smile.

"Don't hang up, don't hang up! I do miss you."

"Yes, I guessed that you must have missed me. After I left, did you miss me so much that you hid in bed and cried every night?"

Originally, I was quite upset because of what happened tonight, but after chatting with Hu Shuirong for a few words, my mood immediately improved. It seems that my biggest weakness in life is women! Alas... I can't help it, I'm born with it.

"By the way... Feng, do you have time to go home?"

While we were chatting, Hu Shuirong suddenly asked me this question, which stunned me.

But her tone sounded quite exciting, as if something good had happened.

"What's wrong? Why do you ask so nicely?"

"Because Xiao Xie and Ling'er will get married in a few days!"

Hearing what Hu Shuirong said, I was stunned again, and this time I was stunned for a longer time.

What what? What did she say? Xiao Xie’s grandson is getting married?

Oh my God! Did I hear that correctly?

Then Hu Shuirong said: "The wedding is scheduled for Sunday, today is Thursday, tomorrow is Friday, Saturday... there are still two days left, can you come back?"

After hearing this, I took a deep breath, and then said slowly: "Go back! Of course I want to go back! I will go buy the tickets tomorrow morning, and I will be the best man then!"

After hanging up the phone, I quickly jumped out of bed and ran to the next door to announce to them: "Big news! Xiao Xie is getting married!"

Everyone was surprised after hearing this and quickly asked: "Really? When? Is it He Ling'er?!"

"Yes! It's this Sunday, so I have to go back and buy tickets tomorrow morning. Does anyone want to come with me?"

"Me me me! I'm going!!!"

Yuxi jumped up and shouted, but after shouting a few words, she seemed to think of something again, and her head immediately dropped.

"what's wrong?"

"Master... if we all go back, what will happen here..." Yu Xi's tone sounded disappointed, and her mouth pursed.

Sigh... This is also a problem. If we all go back, what should we do about Hu Qimei's affairs here? Should we leave her alone?

The answer is no. We must not ignore the life and death of the people here. After repeated consideration, I decided to take Lulu back alone.

Because considering that she and I are the weakest among these people, staying here can’t help us much. As for Li Zhiyue, Jiang Yuebai, and Liang Daxian, they will not confront Hu Qimei. The most they can do is They were making plans and attacking behind the scenes, so the important task of subduing Hu Qimei naturally fell on the shoulders of Ah Li, Yu Xi and Xueying.

"Don't worry, I will be back as soon as possible!"

"Xiao Fengfeng, remember to say sorry to Xiao Xie and Ling'er for us when we go back, saying that we have important matters and we can't go back to attend their wedding." Xueying came over and snuggled into my arms and said.

"Don't worry, they will definitely understand!" After I said that, I hugged Xueying tightly in my arms, and a sense of responsibility suddenly emerged.

"Master, you must bring a lot of delicious food when you come back!" Yu Xi jumped to my side and tugged on my clothes and said cutely.

I touched Yu Xi’s head and said ok with a smile. This girl is becoming more and more greedy. This actually makes me feel that after not seeing Ah Li for so long, she seems to have changed a lot and has become less talkative. , has also become more mature than Yuxi.

But no matter how they change, the cuteness of the two of them will never change.

At this time, Li Zhiyue, who had been sitting silently aside, said, "Huh? Yunfeng, in my impression you and Xueying haven't been married yet, right?"

joke! When Lulu was born, you and I didn’t know each other yet! How can you be so sure that Xueying and I have never been married?

But she was right, Xueying and I were never married.

"Hey, it's normal to get pregnant before marriage!" Liang Banxian quickly helped me smooth things over.

But after he finished speaking, he turned back and said to me very seriously: "But you two must find a time to get this done as soon as possible. How can a couple not get married now?"

I thought about it and it was right. I do owe Xueying a wedding. Although she never said it, this is the biggest dream in every girl's heart after all. What's more, marriage has always been the most important thing in life since ancient times. I couldn't do it casually, so I decided to wait until the matter here was settled, and then let Liang Daxian and Liang Banxian choose a good and auspicious day to hold the wedding for me and Xueying. On the day of my wedding to Xueying, I wanted to ask my parents to come. We need to invite a lot of people to come!

But don’t think about getting the certificate. Xueying is not a human being and has no ID card, so the Civil Affairs Bureau will not issue us a marriage certificate. But it doesn’t matter. Don’t forget that I still have Hu Shuirong. ! I'm not afraid of not being able to get a marriage certificate. At worst, I'll get married to Rongrong. It's just that the circumstances are different. One is legally recognized and the other is illegal. It doesn't matter much.

Haha, Xiao Xie's grandson also doesn't have an ID card. I guess the wedding he held with Ling'er was also informal, right? It’s so funny just thinking about it!

I remember that I was very excited that night. I was laughing even in my dreams. The one who was laughing was Xiao Xie’s grandson... Hahaha!

……

The next morning we all went to Harbin Railway Station after breakfast. After buying a full ticket and a half ticket, we waited for the bus in the waiting room. We looked at the people coming and going in the waiting room and thought about the past few days. I just walked out of here, and I have to go back from here before I have stayed for a few days. I can't help but sigh in my heart, maybe this is the arrangement of fate.

Before I knew it, the train pulled into the station.

Xueying and the others watched Lulu and I get into the car. When we were leaving, Liang Daxian stuffed a red envelope into me, saying it was his blessing to the newlyweds Xiao Xie and Ling'er.

The red envelope looks quite thick. I estimate there is at least if not a thousand in it. I wonder how much money he will give me on the day when Xueying, Xueying and Hu Shuirong get married. There must be a lot, right? After all, I am his disciple, right?

"Woo-!!!"

The train moved on.

"Goodbye! Master! Remember to bring delicious food back!!!"

"Xiao Fengfeng! Come back as soon as possible!!!"

Xueying cried, waving to me while crying, which made my nose sore when I saw her, and at the same time I couldn't control my tears and fell down.

Because there was a distance, I had no time and no way to reach out and wipe away her tears. I could only hold Lulu and shout to her: "Wait for me when I come back! I will give you the most beautiful wedding!!!"

(End of this chapter)