The last elf

It’s school day again. .biquge It was the end of get out of class at this time. Just as I was lying on the table and soundly asleep, I suddenly felt someone filming me.

When I raised my head in a daze, I saw that the person standing in front of me was a girl from the class, named Li Ling'er, we all called her Ling'er. She was pretty good-looking, but she was quite introverted and didn't talk much, so My relationship with her is very normal.

"Huh? Ling'er? Do you have anything to do with me?" I asked, rubbing my eyes.

"Well, Yunfeng, can you come out for a moment? I have something I want you to help me with."

Before I could ask her what was going on, my deskmate, Fatty Zhang, said, "Hey, Ling'er, don't worry! Brother Feng is a warm-hearted person, he will definitely help you!"

"Well, then I'll wait for you on the playground." Ling'er said to me and walked out.

After she left, Zhang Dapang said to me with a mean smile: "Brother Feng, you are so good with women. They must be interested in you. You have to take it easy. Be careful that my sister-in-law won't spare you if she finds out!"

I looked at Xueying who was sitting on the window looking at me with her big watery eyes, then I leaned over and whispered to her: "Silly girl, you are not jealous, are you? Don't worry, I won't do anything. , just doing Linger a favor."

Unexpectedly, Xueying said: "Why should I be jealous if I am fine? What's so good about vinegar? It's so sour! I don't want to be jealous! I want to eat milk pudding!"

Uh, okay. It seems that this girl doesn’t know what jealousy is, and she thought it was vinegar added to cooking! But that’s okay, if she gets really jealous, maybe she’ll turn me into a snowman, right? That's it.

"Brother Feng, why are you talking to the window? Are you going crazy with joy? You're just a girl, aren't you?" said Fatty Zhang.

"Screw you, am I that kind of person? I won't tell you anymore, let's go!" I nodded to Xueying, then walked out of the classroom and walked to the playground.

Along the way, I was thinking about what kind of things Ling'er would ask me for help with? If she is fine, she will usually not take the initiative to find others. Today she took the initiative to come to me. It must not be an ordinary thing. Is she really interested in me as Big Fatty Zhang said? Hehe, am I going to get lucky?

When I came to the playground with excitement, I saw Linger sitting on the grass. I quietly walked up from behind her and patted her shoulder and said, "Ling'er, here I come! Do you need my help with anything? Just tell me and I will try my best to help you!"

Ling'er looked at me and said, "That's right. Do you have a good relationship with Xiao Xie?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"Then...does he have a girlfriend?" After Ling'er finished speaking, her head lowered, and I noticed that her face turned red, as red as an apple.

"Ling'er, do you like Xiao Xie?" I asked.

Ling'er finally raised her head and said shyly: "Well... I've liked him for a long time, but... I don't know if he has a girlfriend, and if he likes me..."

After listening to Ling'er's words, I have already greeted Xiao Xie's ancestors hundreds of times in my heart. Damn it, some people like him, but no one likes me! Why? The main thing is that he is not a human, he is a demon! Why do people like him? Although Xueying likes me, Xueying is not a human, my God! how so……

"Uh, so you just want me to ask him for you?" I said.

"That's it." After Ling'er finished speaking, she looked at me expectantly.

"Hey, okay, let me ask for you." I said helplessly.

"Thank you then! I'll treat you to dinner after everything is done!" Ling'er said and jumped away.

Looking at Ling'er's back, I suddenly remembered that there was Awei beside Xiao Xie, so were Awei and Xiao Xie a couple? I don’t know, my head is getting big! It’s my first time to be a matchmaker for someone else, and it turns out it’s so troublesome!

I walked into the classroom full of thoughts and saw Xueying, Xiao Xie and Awei chatting together. To be safe, I pulled Xueying out first, and then asked her: "What is the relationship between Xiao Xie and Awei?" ?”

"What's wrong with the master-servant relationship?" Xueying said.

"Then are they a couple like us?"

"This...I don't know, but it seems that Awei respects Xiao Xie very much, so it shouldn't be that kind of relationship. Why do you suddenly ask this?"

"It's like this. Just now Ling'er told me that she likes Xiao Xie and asked me to help her ask if Xiao Xie has a girlfriend and whether Xiao Xie likes her."

"No way? If Xiao Xie and Ling'er get together, then Awei will be wronged. Can't you see that Awei also likes Xiao Xie very much?"

"Of course I can see it, but I promised to help Ling'er, so I can't lie to her. So what should I do now?"

"Then let me ask Awei what she thinks about this matter."

"Is this really okay?" I asked worriedly.

"Hey, this is the only way, otherwise there is no other way." After saying this, Xueying went in and called Awei out. Then we told her what happened and asked her what she thought.

"Hey, Ah Wei, if you feel aggrieved, I'll just tell Ling'er that Xiao Xie doesn't like her." I said to Ah Wei.

"It's okay. This is supposed to be a good thing. It's Master's blessing to have a girl like Master. I should be happy! I support Master's decision, but no matter what, I will stay with Master all my life. Take care of him! Nothing else matters.”

"Then how do you say you don't care about this matter? Then I'll ask Xiao Xie and ask him if he agrees!" After saying that, I walked into the classroom, pulled Xiao Xie out, and then told him what happened.

"Who is Ling'er?" Xiao Xie asked.

"Holy crap! You still don't know who Ling'er is?!" I said in surprise.

"Who is she is none of my business? Why should I care so much?" Xiao Xie said indifferently.

"Well, that person likes you, do you agree to it?"

"No! We can't be together if we're not of the same race!" Xiao Xie said without even thinking.

"Okay, then you and Awei can be together!" I took the opportunity to say. Then I saw Awei blushing, while Xiao Xie glanced at me and then stopped talking.

Afterwards, I walked up to Ling'er and said, "Well, Ling'er, Xiao Xie doesn't have a girlfriend, but his father and mother died when he was young, and his family is very poor, so he thinks you and he will be together." He has to endure hardship, so he advised you to give up the idea of ​​being with him." After saying that, I was thinking in my heart: Xiao Xie, please don't blame me. In order to make Ling'er give up the idea of ​​being with you, I can only take you To put it bluntly...well, okay! It’s very, very miserable! Otherwise, why would people give up? right?

I thought Ling'er would give up after hearing this, but she said: "No, I don't care if he is poor, I just like him! I will never marry him unless I am in this life!"

...Xiao Xie, I will fuck you! Your old grandson is more popular with women than me. How come no girl says this to me? I felt so cold after hearing this!

"Hey, I can only help you so much with this matter. Since you insist on being with him, you can only find a way on your own."

"Well, anyway, thank you for telling me the fact that he doesn't have a girlfriend. I'll treat you to dinner next time!" Ling'er said with a smile. Alas, she even wants someone whose father and mother are dead. I really don’t know what she thinks. I really feel very, very depressed.

After school, Xueying, Xiao Xie and Awei and I were going shopping. I was prepared to get ripped off this time, so I brought a lot of money with me.

Just as we were walking across the overpass, I saw a fortune teller sitting not far ahead. When I looked carefully, I saw it was Liang Banxian.

I walked over and patted his shoulder and said, "You're fine, old man."

He raised his head and glanced at me and said, "Huh? Are you still alive? How about it? It seems that the Diamond Sutra you bought from me last time was not a loss, right?"

"Your uncle! I'm very lucky, okay? But if it weren't for the Diamond Sutra, I would really be dead."

"Hey, how are you going to thank me?"

"Would you like to introduce me to a girl?" I said jokingly.

As soon as he heard about the woman, Liang Banxian's eyes suddenly lit up and he said: "Okay, okay!"

Damn, he is really a pervert, and he is also an old pervert. If one day when he is lying in bed and is about to die, I walk up to him, hold his hand and say: "Okay, buddy, don't stay here half-dead." Do you want me to introduce you to a girl? If you don't want that girl, she'll be mine!" He must have jumped up from the bed and said, "Fuck! I'll die after I finish picking up girls. Tell me where that girl is. !" Alas, I really convinced him.

"Ahem, half-immortal, please pay attention to your appearance. I haven't seen you for a few days. My body hasn't changed much, but my appearance has become a lot more wretched." I said contemptuously.

At this time, Linger appeared out of nowhere. She came to us, then looked at Xiao Xie and said: "Xiao Xie, I... I want to tell you something..."

Liang Banxian pointed at Ling'er and asked me: "Are you talking about this girl? That's right!"

"Fuck! She's my classmate!" I kicked him in the butt.

"Uh, um, Awei, there are a lot of nice things over there, let's go there and have a look!" After saying that, Xueying pulled Awei and ran away. It is not good to have too many people at this time. It is better to leave Xiao Xie and Ling'er alone.

"It seems... they... want to confess their feelings?" Liang Banxian asked me.

"Well, it seems so. Let's not disturb others. Come on, I'll buy you a drink!"

"No, what are you drinking? I'm not leaving, I want to stay and watch the show!" Liang Banxian said.

Well, it seemed that I was going to use my nirvana on this old pervert, so I took his arm and said, "Let's go! What show are you watching here? How boring! I'll take you to pick up girls!"

As soon as he heard about picking up girls, Liang Banxian immediately closed the stall, pulled me and said: "Let's go! Go go go! Let's go!" Then he took me away quickly. Damn this old guy can still speak English...

Along the way, I asked Liang Banxian: "Do you think people of different races can be together?"

Liang Banxian thought for a while and said: "It's not that this has never happened before. Let's take you and the snow elf for example. You can have a child, but the child born is half human and half elf. It looks like a human, but With the power of spirits, on the contrary, demons and humans are the same thing.”

"So that's it, hehe, then I don't have to worry!"

"Don't worry? Come on, that thing is born with magic. If you make him anxious, he might be killed by him!" Liang Banxian rolled his eyes at me and said.

"Damn, will it be on the news then?"

“You mean the headline is ‘I was killed by my newborn son’?”

"...Don't be afraid, his mother is still here, it's okay..." Only now did I realize that elves can be so scary. If that doesn't work, just kill them in advance. I don't want to die in the hands of a newborn baby. …

After everyone came back from shopping, we saw Xiao Xie and Linger talking there.

"Hey, are they successful?" Liang Banxian asked.

"You are a half-immortal and you don't know yet?"

"A half-immortal doesn't know everything, and he's not a god."

"Let's go over and have a look." Liang Banxian, Xueying Awei, and I walked over and heard Xiao Xie say: "We are really not suitable. We are not of the same race. There will be no results!"

what's the situation? Could it be that Xiao Xie has already told Ling'er that he is a devil?

"I don't care! I just want to be with you! I really don't care that you are a devil!" Ling'er said firmly.

"I'll say it again, we are not of the same race, so there will be no results!" After Xiao Xie finished speaking, he opened his demonic wings and flew away.

Awei glanced at Ling'er, then followed Xiao Xie and flew away.

When Ling'er saw Xiao Xie flying away, she squatted on the ground and started crying. It made me feel so distressed.

I walked over and patted Ling'er on the shoulder and said, "Ling'er, don't cry. Xiao Xie's temper is just like this. It will be fine after a while. Don't worry, I will talk to you again and it will be fine."

Ling'er raised her head, glanced at Xiao Xie's retreating back, and then said to herself: "I must be with you!" After that, she turned around and ran away.

"Oh, it is true that women are the most difficult creatures to deal with. If I chase a girl, as people have said so clearly, it means there is no hope. Why am I still chasing after a girl! This girl is really stubborn!" I said helplessly. explain.

"Why does my right eyelid keep twitching? And what the girl said just now is so explosive? As the saying goes, if the left eye jumps to make money, the right eye jumps to disaster. It seems that there will be a big disaster soon. It’s coming!” Liang Banxian said.

"What?! Don't scare me. The catastrophe has just passed and another disaster is coming? Can the diamond shield still protect me?" I asked in horror.

"I don't know. I just hope that girl won't be carried away by her emotions and do something stupid!" Liang Banxian looked at Ling'er's retreating back and sighed.

Yes, I also have a premonition that something bad will happen soon!

(End of this chapter)