A reasonably developed ninja world
178. Drunken slug
"Aiko, I can eat the rest of the food." The slug finally no longer had to dance with a fan.
"Eat, eat, thank you for your hard work today." Aiko was still very satisfied with Slug's performance today.
Even today, Aiko was very satisfied with the whole process. All the careful arrangements really made Thousand Hands Village feel their own feelings. The last song and harmony really have the meaning of a husband singing and a wife accompanying each other, raising eyebrows together, it's simply perfect.
Strictly speaking, the two were in a political marriage. Although they respected each other as guests after their marriage, Aiko always felt that there was a little gap between them. Now that we have become husband and wife and have children, it is better to eliminate this gap as soon as possible.
Aiko was determined to be a good wife and mother, so she tried her best to arrange everything. After all, love is about giving first, right?
With the consent of Princess Aiko, the slug can finally eat and drink without restraint.
"Aiko, that sashimi is sour. I ate so much, won't I have diarrhea?" The slug sniffed the plate with sashimi. Although the sashimi was all eaten, the smell was still there. Remains on food utensils.
The other dishes are all good, except for this sashimi. After all, Konoha doesn’t have Ice Release.
It is already not easy to transport fish from the coast to Konoha. It's midsummer again, and I came back very late today. Fish meat is indeed not easy to preserve and is a bit sour.
"Ah, are you sour?" Aiko understood immediately.
Village must have smelled that the fish had gone bad, so in order not to notice it, he deliberately pretended to like it and ate it all.
What a gentle and attentive man! Aiko felt happier and sweeter, and fell into an inextricable fantasy again.
Slug looked at Aiko's nymphomaniac expression and could only helplessly change the topic, "Aiko, for the sake of my hard work today, can you let me have a taste of that bottle of cherry blossom wine?"
Aiko brought a lot of dowry from Kyoto, and the daimyo would send some over to show his love for Konoha. There is a lot of wine among them.
However, the three ninja taboos prohibit alcohol. Except for certain ceremonial occasions, the villagers do not drink. But Aiko was born into a royal family, and she had the habit of drinking.
Sakura wine is made by adding cherry blossoms to sake. In addition to having a faint aroma of cherry blossoms, the liquor will also appear in the pink color of cherry blossoms, which is very beautiful. Since sugar is also added to it, the sweet taste is very suitable for women to drink.
Normally in Konoha, no one would accompany Aiko, plus she was pregnant again, so naturally the cherry blossom wine was sealed, and the slugs had long seen it.
Today Slug wants to try some wine, and Aiko is not a stingy person. Come on.
"Ah, it's been a long time since I tasted wine." The slug happily smashed the wine.
Don’t think that because psychic beasts live longer, they know everything. For example, the Toad Clan's wine was provided by Jiraiya. A large part of Jiraiya's income from writing books actually went to Bunta's stomach.
While the contractor enjoys the convenience of the psychic beast, he is also naturally responsible for providing the psychic beast with some daily necessities. This goes both ways. It's impossible for a psychic beast to work for you for free.
For example, Nagata, who signed a contract with Slug, is also responsible for helping Slug collect some herbs and so on. It's just that Nagata Chicken Thief signed the slug to Princess Aiko at the same time. The expenses in this regard will naturally be borne by Princess Aiko and the Senju family. The Senju family and the Aiko family didn't care about their great careers, but Nagata didn't.
So to a certain extent, psychic beasts are actually equivalent to cars in the ninja world.
Rich people naturally buy BMW and Rolls-Royce, which are famous and expensive brands. For example, Tsunade's slug and Jiraiya's toad.
Orochimaru's snakes don't count. Snakes don't need any other supplies, as long as Orochimaru provides human flesh. As for human flesh, according to Orochimaru’s character, would he pay for it?
Ninjas without money can only sign up for a single psychic beast, such as Hanzo's Sansho Fish and Kai's Turtle. This is equivalent to buying a bicycle and riding it. No need to waste gas, no car insurance or anything.
And the middle class. For example, Kakashi is said to belong to the Hatake clan, but the Hatake clan is only a small family after all. Although there are brilliant geniuses like Konoha White Fang, the population is too small after all. And White Fang died when Kakashi was young.
Kakashi made eight ninja dogs through his own efforts. Think about it, everyone, eight dogs, what is the price of dog food for one dog? Kakashi is like a car slave who worked hard on his own, bought an economical car with a mortgage, and repaid the car loan every month. Didn't you see that Kakashi had to live in the ninja dormitory in the end?
Who were Slug's previous contractors? They were Yamabushi who practiced in the mountains. Collect some fruits and herbs, they are professional and relevant.
But what can Yamabushi say? He focuses on spiritual satisfaction and doesn’t pay much attention to money. Think about it, everyone, if you like people who like wine, sex, wealth, etc., they won’t go into the mountains, right?
That is to say, slugs help people cure difficult and complicated diseases such as athlete's foot every time. To express their gratitude, people would treat Yamabushi to a meal. Or dignitaries would send red envelopes or something, and Yamabushi would occasionally buy some wine to celebrate.
At this time, the slug can follow him and get a glass of wine, which he usually can't drink. Wine is a rare thing for slugs. Moreover, the body structure of slugs determines that slugs love wine very much.
When we humans drink, a very small amount of alcohol is absorbed by the oral mucosa, then about 1020% of the alcohol is absorbed by the stomach, and finally the remaining alcohol enters the intestine and is absorbed by the small intestine.
And the slug's body structure makes the slug's affinity for water incredibly strong. It can usually absorb and release various pharmaceutical ingredients through the body. For alcohol mixed with water in any proportion, wouldn't it be easier to spread?
So the way the slug drinks is very special. As soon as the slug drinks into its mouth, the slug's body gradually changes color starting from the head. After a while, the slug's whole body turns into a beautiful pink.
This is a truly visible reddening speed, which is more obvious than that of some people who blush after drinking alcohol.
Our human digestive system slowly absorbs alcohol, and then allows blood circulation to drive the ethanol to the central nervous system. There is a process in between.
Slugs don’t need it, alcohol penetrates directly into the nerve center through body fluids, which is what we often say, it gets up very quickly. The faster you get up, the faster you get drunk.
When the ethanol concentration in the blood of the human body reaches 005, the effects of alcohol begin to show, causing excitement and euphoria; when the ethanol concentration in the blood reaches 01, the person loses the ability to control himself; when it reaches 02, the person is drunk When it reaches 04, people can lose consciousness, become comatose, and even be in danger of life.
"Hey, I'm telling you, my dear, you can't be too honest." Slug was already speechless. "Do you know what I discovered?"
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