Xiuxian is like this

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Let’s talk about the peacock flying out of the secret realm, swaying colorful brilliance along the way, because the buttocks are hairless, and a lot of gorgeous tail feathers are missing. At first glance, it seems to be spraying colorful brilliance with its buttocks.

Embarrassed, Suzaku couldn't move his face, so he slapped Jing Muyan's body, gently awakening the sleeping soul.

Jing Muyan woke up from his lethargy, top-heavy and turned into a half-demon, his mind was in a mess, and it took him a while to see that the stranger in front of him was the dog father at home.

"How, does it matter if the injury is serious?"

"Uh……"

"Speak up!" Suzaku wanted to express his concern, but the image of his strict father forced him to remain indifferent.

Jing Muyan wanted to speak but stopped, wanted to stop and then spoke, he hesitated for a while and said: "Father, my butt hurts."

"Heavenly Xuanwu, this matter must not be let go with him!!"

Suzaku was trembling with anger, Jing Muyan tilted his head and touched his buttocks, thinking of some possibility, his face turned pale immediately.

No, no wonder the uncle is not interested in the glamorous banshee, it turned out to be a crooked way.

Thinking of this, Jing Muyan widened his eyes and hurriedly said, "Father, does your butt hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt."

That's what hurts.

Jing Muyan's eyes were darkened, he felt dizzy and dizzy, the corner of his eyes was full of tears, he talked about today's shame, and vowed to die.

Seeing that Nidan raised his fighting spirit, Suzaku was relieved a lot, suppressed his anger and patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder: "Good boy, a temporary humiliation is nothing, just like being a father. In the past, he was still a bird demon with mixed hairs, just like today I don’t know how many times I’ve suffered the humiliation, just remember, you are a good boy of my Yaozu after you realize your shame, and the father can achieve today’s achievements precisely because he is not afraid of failure.”

Jing Muyan was dumbfounded, took two breaths of air, and Ababa said: "Father, it turns out...you are so difficult."

"As long as you know."

Suzakuyu patted Nidan on the shoulder earnestly: "Learn your lesson and practice hard. Your aptitude and understanding are far higher than being a father. Your future achievements will definitely surpass Xuanwu, and it will not be too late to take revenge by then."

Jing Muyan blinked and wondered, "Father, how did you take revenge?"

"Treat the body in the same way as the other person, and repay the other party a hundred times as much as the father treats the other person."

"..."

Is there a possibility that this revenge is not worth mentioning!

Knowing Suzaku's ferocious and majestic demon life, Jing Muyan's three views were quite shocked, Aba Aba held back for a long time: "The future is too far away, can it be... so cheap Xuanwu?"

"Hmph, how could it be so cheap? He stole my father's treasure, and some people come to settle accounts with him!" Suzaku gritted his teeth viciously.

The picture of the demon emperor is the most precious treasure of the ten thousand demon kingdom, especially the few three or five self-portraits, which are the artifacts passed down by various ethnic groups to suppress luck, and their value is far from comparable to that of the demon king in the Mahayana period.

In the early years, Suzaku stole the demon emperor map of the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, and the foxes have not heard of it.

The Nine-Tailed Fox family is not good. They can suffer, but they won't have their teeth smashed and swallowed. In private, the foxes often run around for the demon emperor.

Others don't know, but Suzaku, who is very concerned about the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, knows in her heart that as long as she reveals a little bit of news, there will be a steady stream of fox spirits looking for trouble for Xuanwu.

For the current plan, confirm Xuanwu's true identity as soon as possible and disclose it to the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan.

If you are more courageous, you can directly publicize this matter in the Ten Thousand Monsters Kingdom. There are outsiders who secretly hide the map of the Demon Emperor. One emperor and eight kings will move after hearing the news, and countless monsters will come to Xuanwu.

Wonderful!

The corners of Suzaku's mouth curled up. The Demon Emperor's Picture is indeed a treasure, but if it comes from a wrong path, it is a felony.

The current situation in the Ten Thousand Monsters Kingdom is rotten, and all races want to have one more hole card in their hands. Xuanwu holds the map of the Demon Emperor, and there is only one dead end.

"Hahaha--"

Suzaku patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder, with a look of joyful revenge: "My child, don't be sad, for today's matter, I have to thank Xuanwu as a father!"

Iki Kan: (`·Θ·′)

Thanks?

You are not ashamed, you are still enjoying it? !

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The two peacocks stepped out in one step, and returned to the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom.

On Lu Bei's side, it took a full ten days to refine the three corpses into air, and still no magic soldiers fell.

The moment he succeeded, Qinglong's figure faded and disappeared, running faster than Suzaku.

Lu Bei only felt insulted, and Qinglong didn't go out to inquire about it. He, Lu, doesn't date children, okay?

[You killed the Three Corpse Hearts and gained 80 billion experience. After judging the opponent's level, the difference is greater than 80 levels, and you will be rewarded with [-] billion experience]

"not enough!"

Every time the judgment of defeat and kill, Lu Bei felt that the personal panel made a difference in the middleman's price, especially this time.

The supernatural powers of the three corpses are extremely powerful, stronger than the four wastes and the five poors in all directions, especially the last manifestation of the demon, the four wastes, the five poors, and the reincarnation of the three extraterritorial demons combined.

A mere 80 billion evaluation is not worthy of the opponent's fifth place in the Tianmo Temple.

When mentioning the devil's appearance, Lu Bei suddenly remembered a strange thing. If he remembered correctly, someone seemed to have tampered with the devil's appearance of the three corpses. The devil was not like a devil, and the Buddha was not like a Buddha.

If you have to say it hard, against the devil and cultivate the Buddha, you have trained a defective product with four different appearances.

Heavenly demons outside the territory also practice Buddhism?

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows, professional Buddhist cultivator Gu Zongchen was still in his dream, no one could solve his doubts, so he asked Tu Yuan with luck.

"Yes, even demons can practice Buddhahood."

Unsurprisingly, got a nonsense.

Lu Bei patted his butt: "Let's go, it's over here, let's go back..."

In the middle of the conversation, seeing Lu Xi secretly raised his ears, he changed his words decisively: "Back to the Yue Hehuan Sect, there will be a big battle after the big battle, I want to find some beauties to have fun."

Chapter 838 Take it easy, that sister is afraid of pain

In the far west, the Acacia Sect covers the moon.

In the main hall, Yingge incense fans, move light lotus, bead tassels spin and stars shake, flowers and tendrils tremble and dragons and snakes move.

A dozen or so women dressed in water-thin veil dance gracefully, with slender willow waists swaying to the sound of the zither, with shaved shoulders and plain waists, all of them are stunning beauties.

In the center of the main hall, Lu Bei was surrounded by three beauties, namely the harsh master Shanggong, the harsh master Gongsun Zongzhu, and the harsh grand master Jing Xinwu.

Three generations live under the same roof, all of them are holy and fairy.

There is no saying that the actual product is mainly in the store, and the final interpretation right belongs to our store. The picture of Qunfang is not deceiving.

But Lu Bei wasn't happy at all, and was even a little sad. When he thought of the beauties in front of him having sex with Lu Xi, he felt envious...

No, there is no envy or jealousy, only hatred.

Lu Bei's hatred, thinking of his Lu family lineage, from Lu Nan to Lu Dong, including him, Lu Bei, who is not a good man with strong bones, but he came to Lu Xi, obsessed with women all day long, and does not seek to make progress , The whole is a contemptible obscene embryo.

"Bah, shameless!"

That is to say, Lu Xi changed his surname and knew that he was not worthy, otherwise Lu Bei would have strangled him to death with his own hands.

At the corner of the wall, Xing Li squatted with his arms around his knees. For three days, for three full days, Lu Gou came to his place. All day long, he was obsessed with women and did not seek to make progress. He was a contemptible bastard.

Bah, shameless!

The most irritating thing was that during the day, Lu Gou pinched his feet, massaged his nails, and was not idle at night. He brought his grandparents and grandchildren into the house in a three-piece suit, and opened the door refreshed the next day.

Xing Li knew that nothing happened in the house, Lu Gou just disgusted him on purpose, but he knew that he was really disgusted.

A man must avenge his revenge. If he is disgusted, of course he must go back. Xing Li has not been idle for the past three days.

On Lu Bei's side, pinching Shanggong Master's little hand, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he waved his hand to let a group of people disperse.

I didn't look at it, I was so angry that my whole body ached.

"Everyone go out, the clothes are so tightly covered, I have the nerve to call myself the Hehuan sect!"

With a wave of his hand, Lu Bei counted down the three-piece set of grandparents and grandchildren: "Especially the two of you, one is the suzerain of the Hehuan Sect, and the other is the ancestor of the Hehuan Sect. You don't even have the strength to pinch your legs, and you say that you are a Mahayana magic cultivator. It's really embarrassing! .”

Of course, Master Shanggong is an exception.

Lu Bei touched his little hand while winking, and agreed to chat about life at midnight tonight.

It doesn't mean anything else, who made her Lu Xi's master!

No, after Shanggong wanted to refuse but nodded in agreement, Xing Li was so angry that his face turned green.

Lu Bei waved goodbye to the grandparents and grandchildren's three-piece suit, snorted coldly, and asked 1.2 meters to raise Xing Li in front of him.

Tu Yuan tugged at the back of his collar, and brought Xing Li, who was like a ball, forward. Seeing that the latter was grinding his teeth, and didn't understand any etiquette in hospitality, he raised his hand and planted a bun on his head.

Xing Li immediately became honest.

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You bastard, why are you so angry, the suzerain is not angry yet!

Lu Bei was envious, snorted, and dismissively said: "It is said that the fairies of the Acacia Sect are hard to come by, and I can't see them today. There are many crooked melons and dates, and none of the beauties. Fame is bigger than fact, you kid has suffered in the Hehuan Sect for the past two years."

Then you still hold on to other people's little hands!

Xing Li cursed shamelessly, endured it, couldn't hold it back, and replied: "It's not bad to grow into a human in the bitter cold place in the far west. I don't know what beauty is, and I can only swallow my anger when I am ruined by others." .Master Xuanwu seems to understand very well. You have seen the world, so you might as well give me some pointers."

After finishing speaking, yin and yang snorted twice.

Xing Li can be seen, Lu Bei is a dead duck with a stubborn mouth, he can't see others living a better life than him, and he says that he is average in appearance, which is obviously rarer than anyone else.

No matter how courageous he is, Lu Bei is not even as good as Lu Dong. Although Lu Dong failed to seize the home, at least there is a young monk by his side who will never leave him. Lu Bei is alone and has nothing around him.

Laughing to death, I'm afraid it wasn't until now that I didn't even understand what the Taoist couple meant.

Thinking of this, Xing Li held his head high and put his pride on his face, bragging who wouldn't be able to pull two beauties out for a walk.

1.2 meters...

It's not impossible, although this dog is a bit rusty, but it is good at being big and small and can fight, and its appearance is indeed not bad, it counts as one with the lights out.

another one!

"Hey, I have a bad temper, I'm pulling my ass with a knife today, open your eyes!"

Lu Bei had a strange desire for comparison, and slapped his leg, causing Tu Yuan to grin in pain, his eyes shot fiercely, and he drew out the small blade and gestured towards Xing Li.

An eye-opener in the physical sense.

"Don't make trouble, dirty dog's eyes."

Lu Bei kindly persuaded Tu Yuan to let Han Miaojun and Yan Xiaoshuang go. After thinking about it for a while, the two palace lords are indeed stunning in the world, but compared with Shanggong, Gongsun, and Jing Xinwu, they seem to be so inferior little point.

"Hahaha, blow it up!"

Xing Li laughed, overjoyed, he will talk about it later after being beaten, today he will laugh at Lu Bei even if he dies.

Make you talk hard, make you stinky, you don't even know how happy Mr. Xing is every day.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie-"

Lu Bei smiled like a devil, threw out a jade slip with his hand, and hit his forehead severely, picked up the teacup and began to taste it calmly: "Open your dog eyes wide and take a good look, there are all kinds of jade slips around me. What level of beauty!"

That's right, the jade slip contains Hu San.

The incompetent big brother can't do this, and he can't do that, but his face is more beautiful than others, blue is better than blue, and he looks better than Hu Er.

Anyway, Lu Bei has practiced for two and a half years, and he has never seen a more beautiful face than Hu San.

This is solid!

"Let's look at it first. Ugly words come first. There are so many beauties around me. I am used to seeing beauties, so I have a very picky eye."

Xing Li snorted and picked up the jade slip, Yuanshen threw himself into it, at first he didn't care, until he saw the world-renowned beauty recorded in the jade slip, then he closed his mouth.

Then it opened again.

Xing Li: ...

There is no culture, and a line of 'fuck, what a beautiful chicken' is a way of respect.

"You're dumbfounded!"

Lu Bei was extremely embarrassed, pointed at Tu Yuan and said, "Do you know why she can only be a younger brother and can't climb on my bed? It's because she is ugly, and I don't want to wrong myself."