Xiuxian is like this

What made Lu Bei speechless the most was not She Yan's habit of being in person, but Bai Jin's habit of taking the initiative to guard the door, blaming him for being pure, and never knowing that the world of cultivating immortals is so good at playing.

"Hiss—"

The golden-scaled snake struggled to get out of the skirt of its clothes, looked at Lu Bei with a sad face, and then looked at the raised chin on the head, wishing to bite the main artery next to it.

After thinking about it, there is no need to be angry with yourself.

She got out of the dangerous place, turned into lightning and came to Lu Bei's shoulder, hissing a letter to attract attention.

Lu Bei raised his hand to hold the golden-scaled thin snake, tearing up in the corner of his eyes because of grievance: "Sister Snake, what should I do, I'm not clean anymore, you won't despise me, will you?"

What's so dirty about you, I haven't despised your stinky mouth yet!

That's good, we're both unclean, just make do with... Hey, who is telling me... sound? !

"..." x2

The picture was silent, She Xuan stood with her hands on her hips, with a smug expression on her face, Lu Bei and the golden-scaled snake stared at each other with big eyes.

Lu Bei raised his finger and pointed at the golden-scaled snake, and then pointed at She Yan. The golden-scaled snake nodded sadly and angrily. The sound transmission emphasized that love was not what it wanted, and everything was a misunderstanding.

"Why did you two switch bodies?"

The big snake and the small snake exchanged their minds, Lu Bei secretly thought that he was funny, and then remembered that he had lost his first kiss and was the only injured person in the audience, and immediately lost his energy.

The truth is more unacceptable than a misunderstanding. He would rather be attacked by Sister She than to be attacked by Sister Snake.

"Hiss—"

Seeing Lu Bei's grief-stricken face, She Yan, who was behind him, couldn't help but feel offended. She briefly explained the reason, and bumped her head hard on the dead man's chin.

On the other side, seeing Lu Bei and She Xuan getting close, the golden-scaled thin snake came over shaking the water snake's waist, and opened its arms to embrace Lu Bei in its arms.

Snapped!

Lu Bei raised his hand to cover his pretty face, and refused to approach the strange species. Looking at the bright side, he was kissed twice just now, instead of being suffocated, which is actually a blessing in misfortune.

He grinned and looked at the real She Yan: "Okay, you demon cultivators can always play new tricks, I only have one question..."

Lu Beichao nuzzled the thin golden-scaled snake occupying She Yan's body: "How long will Sister Snake's symptoms of gnawing on everyone last, and when will you change back?"

She doesn't just gnaw on anyone she sees!

She Yan explained carefully, the sound transmission explained that the side effects of the body change are permanent, but reversible, one person and one snake can be separated next time when they are reunited.

As for the next time, She Yan thinks that now is fine, but the Golden Scaled Snake disagrees. She, who has no hope of transforming herself, hopes that She Yan will allow another two days.

Damn, I popped my mouth the first time we met, and if I give it another two days, wouldn't I be swallowed whole by her!

Lu Bei's face darkened, and he was about to complain when he heard She Yan's voice transmission again.

"There is a black lotus in the cold pool under the deep valley of the cliff. Is it a great opportunity?"

Lu Bei frowned, and the little golden snake above his head flew towards the cliff. Behind him, the thin golden-scaled snake occupying She Yan's body followed closely, with an impatient look on his face.

Bai Jin: "..."

Seeing a man and a woman going straight to the depths of the darkness, as if they were about to do something ulterior, they were speechless for a while, and then saw more and more sword cultivators gathered around them, and followed them cautiously.

Young people are unreliable in doing things, so they have to pick this time. I don’t know if the monks have eyes and ears. What if they are bumped into?She still has to work hard, and if there is no soundproof formation, she has to make up for it.

In the dark and deep valley, Bai Jin was thousands of meters away. Not long after he walked forward slowly, he found Meng Buwei's body on the mountain wall, touched the sword mark with his fingertips, and nodded secretly.

Misunderstood, the little junior brother came down not to have fun, but to make up for the knife.

After going back for a while, the black cold pool covers an area of ​​several meters, and the leafless black lotus is isolated, which is indescribably strange.

Bai Jin stopped, and his expression changed after a while: "Sewing Secret Realm, there are monks at the stage of integration here!"

Chapter 245 There is no worst, only worse

[You killed Meng Buwei and gained 1000 million experience points. After judging that the opponent's level is greater than 1000 levels, you will be rewarded with [-] million experience points]

It was very sudden.

Lu Bei never expected that this uncle was still alive. Seeing him motionless and lifeless in the wall, he really thought he was beaten to death by She Yan.

Out of respect for Lianxu, I made up for it.

After the black light, the personal panel prompts that the inventory experience is hundreds of millions.

As for Meng Buwei's fake death that was so realistic that there was no flaw, the sword cultivator definitely didn't have this kind of means. If he really managed to survive, it would depend on the demon cultivator.

As for cultivating immortals, that's how it is.

All means are for longevity, don't be fooled.

He likes to raise 2000 million experience points for making up the knife, and Lu Bei continues to move forward according to She Yan's voice transmission.

In the dark cliffs and deep valleys, there are obvious traces of fire burning along the way, all life is cut off, and a lot of natural resources and treasures are lost in vain. Seeing him is extremely painful, and he feels that he has evaporated hundreds of millions.

The land of a thousand meters ends in a blink of an eye, a pool of black water blocks the road, and the leafless black lotus grows upright like black jade, cold and gorgeous, noble, and the glimmering light looks like ice and jade.

"Thank you for the gift of nature."

Lu Bei's eyes were shining brightly, the cliffs and deep valleys had flames and sword auras, and all the other treasures of heaven and earth, as well as strange beasts and ferocious beasts were all wiped out. Only the deep pool and the black lotus remained intact. It is enough to see its magic.

"Hiss—"

She Yan spoke out to express her dissatisfaction, and thanked nature for what she did. She was obviously the one who discovered it, and she should be thanked as well.

Lu Bei raised his hand and patted the little snake on top of his head. His spiritual perception spread out to confirm whether there were any ominous beasts occupying this place in the pool. As a result, the divine mind sank faster than a stone when the muddy cow sank into the sea.

The search was fruitless, he swung up the storm with his hand, wrinkled the surface of the water and retreated, and after a while, he explored the depth of the cold pool clearly.

Very shallow, the kind that the fisherman shook his head when he saw it.

Lu Bei stepped up to the surface of the water, and came to the front of the black lotus in a few steps. The leafless lotus stem propped up a half-blooming bud, and it could be seen that there were four lotus seeds hidden in the black petals.

It's too early, the lotus seeds have just formed, it's better to wait for the lotus to fully bloom, pick it back and refine it into a magic weapon like a lotus platform.

It just so happened that he was recently practicing the Buddhist technique of 'Growing Lotus Step by Step', and it was more convincing when he had a lotus platform body guard and a vest to consecrate the witch.

Fortunately, it's not a big problem. I carry the ripening agent with me, and I don't need to raise it. The seedlings can be used when I bring it.

Lu Bei pointed to form a sword, lightly tapped the flower buds, and used the Qinglong imperial skill to unleash the essence of Jiayi wood, accelerating the growth of the black lotus.

The blue light spread out, reflecting the black petals quietly, and glowing with dark green strange light.

Called by Jiayimu's anger, Sister Snake stepped forward with her eyes shining, her arms outstretched, and she embraced Lu Bei from behind, rubbed her head on Lu Bei's back, and took a few deep breaths.

She Yan looked quite annoyed, secretly saying that the wind commentary was killed, the little sister didn't understand a little bit of reserve, and she would certainly not be like this.

Lu Bei frowned slightly, stopped the act of ripening, touched the petals with his fingertips, checked them several times, and said speechlessly: "No wonder this lotus flower is born so strangely, and it is not affected by the essence of Jiayi wood. Feelings are really a decoration. Jade carving."

She Xuan was coiled on top of Lu Bei's head, and when she heard the words, she probed downwards. Sister She jumped onto Lu Bei's back with her chin resting on her shoulders, and the vertical snake eyes looking at the lotus were full of curiosity.

The two people and the snake both have a doubt, who has nothing to do and puts the jade at the bottom of the cliff, what is the purpose?

Suddenly, Lu Bei frowned, thinking of a certain possibility, tapped the lotus seeds with his fingertips, and the mana flowed into it.

In an instant, the space distorted, the vortex curled up and the figure deformed, dragging two people and a snake into the lotus seeds.

……

There are four colors in the round sky.

The white sky curtain jade bowl is usually used as a hood, enveloping the square earth, continuous thunderclaps come from the sky curtain, and endless thunderbolts explode in the ears, illuminating the whole world at the same time, shocking the mind and making it difficult to defend For no reason, there was a heart palpitation that should not stay here for a long time.

But all monks don't have a good impression of lightning, no matter demon cultivator, demon cultivator, Taoist cultivator, or Buddhist cultivator.

Because the last step of practice requires crossing the catastrophe, the thunder catastrophe is the most frequent catastrophe method, which represents God's consideration of the monk's life, small mistakes are slightly punished, and big mistakes are scattered.

no mistake...

In the big dye vat in the world of cultivating immortals, white will also be dyed black. Can a monk who has never made mistakes in his life live until the day of crossing the catastrophe?

Laughing to death, the establishment of the foundation can't survive.

For a monster like the Golden Scaled Snake, Lei Jie is also a consideration. The crisis of transformation and disintegration coexists. She looks at the sky with envy and fear, and tightens her delicate body in her arms.

"???"

A string of question marks floated across Sister She's forehead, and she felt that something was wrong, such as her height. Lu Bei suddenly became shorter, making her more than half a head taller, and such as the feel of her hands...

The soft belly is upward, what the hell are these two lumps?

Subconsciously, she turned her head, and a charming side face was reflected in the snake's eyes, and her breathing accelerated.

"Hey, my chest is so stuffy, sister She, don't make trouble, why are you arresting me?!"

Lu Bei looked around, and halfway through the conversation, he found that the tone was wrong, and the heaviness in his chest seemed to activate the 'Shape Illusion' skill.

when?

Have you used your skills?

Lu Bei pulled open his collar in doubt, and was surprised to find two delicate white balls. He smiled when he saw him, and tightened his skirt with his backhand, secretly thinking about cultivating immortals or something. .

But soon, Lu Bei realized the seriousness of the matter and couldn't laugh anymore.

Ignoring the minutiae, just talking about the most important point, the crotch is empty, and the magic weapon originally planned to subdue demons is gone.

"What's the matter, what about my words?"

Lu Bei reached under his crotch, but didn't touch anything, his pretty face turned pale with fright.

Then, he discovered that the most frightening thing was not the disappearance, but the change.

She Yan occupied the body of the golden-scaled thin snake, and perched on top of Lu Bei's head. Looking down at the beautiful little beauty with a curvaceous figure, she was so shocked that the snake's mouth couldn't close.

Looking at the man with sword eyebrows and star eyes, imposing manner, and impulsive expression, his small head crashed on the spot and fell to the ground with a slap.

"What happened, what happened?"

She Yan hurriedly sent a voice transmission to Lu Bei. The former suddenly turned into a woman. It is not surprising that she has seen it a few times. The key is how her physical body has turned into a man.

"Aba Aba..."

Lu Bei was at a loss to transmit the voice, praying is a special situation in the secret realm, as long as you leave this place, you can return to normal.

Just as she was talking, she...she suddenly realized that something was wrong, there seemed to be something hiding murderous intent behind her buttocks.

"No way!"

Lu Bei gulped down his saliva, turned his head stiffly, and saw a handsome face with snake pupils, which was extremely charming.

That is, the temperament is extremely stretched, the breathing is rapid, the Adam's apple is agitated up and down, and the words "seeking to mate" are written all over his face.

When you wake up one day and find yourself suddenly turned into a woman, and the woman you have been bullying all this time turns into a man, rubbing your hands and pressing your wall against the wall...

Q: Could there be a worse situation than this?

Yes, this man exchanged souls with his domestic animals before transforming.

Lu Bei's whole body is not good, so he needs to teach the stinky man behind him a lesson and let him know what it means to respect women.

However, this kind of unlucky thing corresponds to the saying that blessings never come singly, but misfortunes never come singly.

You think that life has come to a trough, but in fact, there is still a bottomless pool at the bottom of the valley, there is no worst, only worse.

The white-clothed figure jumped in step by step, feeling unwell, and frowned to observe the surrounding situation. The next second, he stared dumbfounded at the dog and man who were hugging each other.

The visitor had a handsome and delicate face, gentle and elegant, with two curled brows and peaks like swords, showing a bit of elegance and sternness, and a body like a jade tree. He was a top-quality little boy who made rich women laugh so hard that they couldn't close their legs.

Of course, the premise is to ignore his white dress for women.

"Lu... junior brother?"

"Sister?!"

……

Behind the tree, Lu Bei looked up at the sky and sat listlessly on the ground.

She Yan forcibly switched back to her body, and was about to be moved by the suppression of her skills. Her smart IQ occupied the high ground, and she struggled to adapt to the bad body of a male whose IQ continued to decline.

Bai Jin and Qi stood aside, because a certain person couldn't bear the blow, and became a vase role because of his loss of soul. The two men present got together to discuss the current situation.

First of all, there are different entrances and exits to the Stitching Secret Realm. It is easy to get in, but you have to find another way to get out.

Secondly, most of the stitching secrets are arranged by monks above the fusion stage, and few of them are naturally formed.Thinking on the bright side, the monks in the fusion period here have passed away, and there must be opportunities for relics waiting ahead.

Looking at the bad side, the bad is not too bad, anyway, the two of them are pure men now, and it depends on Lu Bei if they are really unlucky.

Speaking of this, the two beautiful men with their own styles looked towards the tree. The woman had a graceful figure, fair skin and beautiful appearance, bright and gorgeous, and her beautiful eyes were full of hope and sadness.