Doctor of Healing
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"The most memorable time is that a nurse who graduated from Henan prepared Hu spicy soup. After the operation, I drank it to refresh myself. It is a magic weapon!"
"Don't tell me, I remember!" said the director of the anesthesiology department, "I drank it too, and I even wanted to marry a Henan wife at that time, and I was exhausted every day when I went home, lying on the sofa, and she fed me hu Spicy soup."
"One last sentence - hit or miss, baby~"
The Henan dialect learned by the head of the anesthesiology department is not standard, but it is very funny.
The operating room was finally full of laughter.
Chapter 720 Our hospital is lucky
"Hu spicy soup is really unforgettable. It's delicious and refreshing!" Director Bai turned his head and started to get down to business, and said lightly, "Oxygen is brought, and everything follows the standard procedure. I'll see if something happens to me."
"By the way, is the first aid kit ready?" Ji Xiang asked.
"Emergency medicines are all ready, there are three groups of people outside, even air embolism can be rescued." The director of the anesthesiology department told a very funny joke.
Seeing Director Bai wearing a nasal cannula to inhale oxygen and lying on the operating table in a very standard posture, Ji Xiang didn't think it was funny, but rather weird.
Is this... is it empathy?
Director Bai is really capable!
"Director Bai, please cover it for you." The head nurse was about to open a disposable sterile sheet.
"You don't need disposable ones, ordinary disinfected ones will do." Director Bai said, "It's better to save money."
"Clean it all at once."
"Hey, you can say that to the patient, but don't tell me that." Director Bai said, "A smelly insole full of sweat, you can just sterilize it with high-pressure steam, it will still be full of sweat after it comes out. Still smells faintly, but...it's sterile! It's clean!"
"Actually, it doesn't smell that bad." The head nurse said.
"The things in the hospital are like this. After high-temperature and high-pressure disinfection, there are still traces of phlegm, feces, and vomit, but they are very clean. I don't trust those manufacturers of disposable sterile sheets. Just give me a list that we sterilize ourselves."
The head nurse had no choice but to take Director Bai a sterile sheet that turned white after being sterilized and covered him.
"It's okay, at least until now, I don't feel anything else."
"Director Bai, you lie on your side, I'm going to anesthetize you," said the head of the anesthesiology department.
"Have you read the anesthesia medicine?" Director Bai asked while lying on his side.
"I see, and the anesthesia methods of several operations are different, so I don't think it's caused by drugs."
Chief Bai nodded and turned sideways.
"Don't tell me, I don't know if it's a psychological effect. I feel a little dizzy lying on the third-handed operating table." Director Bai said.
"It must be a psychological effect."
"Guess so."
Anesthesia is just for show, the reason has been said by the director of the anesthesiology department before.
Not all drugs in the anesthesiology department have problems.
However, Director Bai was so serious, the director of the anesthesiology department called the most capable and professional anesthesiologist under him, and while simulating the operation, he verbally explained the operation steps.
It's like taking a nurse exam in the Nursing Department.
Standing aside, the head nurse couldn't help but laugh, thinking that you doctors will have today too!
"Are your feet numb?"
After simulating anesthesia, the anesthetist asked habitually.
"This stalk is too old, replace it with a new one." Director Bai said.
"Hey, Director Bai, the anesthesia is over, you lie flat." The anesthetist and the director helped Director Bai lie down and put on the oxygen mask.
Next comes preparation for surgery.
In order to be realistic, they moved the head frame over and put a blue sheet on it.
"No!" Director Bai said suddenly.
Wearing an oxygen mask slurred his words a lot, but everyone could still hear what he said.
The atmosphere was already relaxed, but as Director Bai realized something was wrong, the air in the operating room suddenly froze.
"Dizziness, nausea, and gold stars in front of my eyes."
Director Bai waved his hand to stop the anesthesiologist's movements, and he dictated his feelings.
"Director Bai, do you see anything unusual?"
With a pen and paper in his hand, Ji Xiang asked while recording what Director Bai said.
"My vision is a bit blurry, I feel something is wrong." Director Bai's voice began to blur, his limbs twitched slightly as if unconscious.
Others didn't notice it, not even Director Bai himself, but Ji Xiang did.
"Director Bai, your blood pressure has risen, 160/100 mm Hg." Ji Xiang said, "And your face is starting to turn red, you should stop."
"No, I'll take another look." Director Bai was firm, "Is the heart rate over 160?"
"No, the heart rate is only about 100. It feels like the heart rate is fast, it may be an illusion when you are nervous." Ji Xiang said in one breath.
"Dizziness, nausea, progressive aggravation..."
Ji Xiang saw that the unhealthy blush on Director Bai's face was getting heavier and heavier, so he didn't ask at all, and helped Director Bai up, intending to carry him out three times.
In the operating room, there was a faint roar of the dark wind.
Director Bai, a healthy person who was still alive and kicking when he was lying on the operating table, was talking with the director of the anesthesiology department about Hu spicy soup.
But within 10 minutes, he started to feel dizzy, and his voice also changed.
And his limbs were twitching slightly, but Director Bai didn't feel it.
wrong!
Must be wrong! !
There must be something wrong! ! !
Everyone is aware of this.
The head nurse called people in to help carry Director Bai out. The director of the anesthesiology department had a very ugly face and didn't say a word of nonsense.
The door of the 3rd hand was closed, and the corridor was full of people, and everyone felt a little better.
There must be something wrong with this room!
Director Bai didn't reprimand Ji Xiang, he had no strength left, leaning against the wall and panting heavily.
He narrowly escaped death, but the expression of relief on his face was not a fluke.
Ji Xiang felt that Director Bai seemed to have remembered something, and the confusion gradually dissipated, and finally turned into relief of clarity.
However, this strange feeling came and went quickly. After resting in the corridor of the operating room for a few minutes, Chief Bai sat up.
"Director Bai, why don't you seal the third hand. You said, that guy also came to see it, but it didn't work."
"No." Director Bai stood up and shook his body.
He supported the wall, and at the same time Ji Xiang supported Director Bai.
"Director Bai."
"Go and take a rest."
Others persuaded.
"I found a problem." Director Bai slowed down after standing still, and gradually regained his energy.
"Problem? What's the problem?"
"The oxygen pipe and the carbon dioxide pipe are connected backwards." Director Bai said, "Damn it, our hospital is really fucking lucky!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Everyone was speechless.
"Did my limbs twitch unconsciously just now?" Director Bai asked.
"Yes." Ji Xiang replied calmly.
"Now I'm thinking that the concentration of carbon dioxide is too high, causing a poisoning reaction." Director Bai said, "There is a reaction in the nervous system. Don't forget, I am a supernatural doctor."
"carbon dioxide?"
"Inhalation of small amounts of carbon dioxide can manifest as nausea, vomiting, dizziness, shortness of breath, increased blood pressure, and flushing, and inhalation of large amounts can cause headaches, drowsiness, rapid heartbeat, vision changes, confusion, convulsions, and disturbance of consciousness."
"What I just had was exactly the same as inhaling carbon dioxide."
"!!!"
"Damn, our hospital is lucky."
Chapter 721 A Similar Case Happened in the Imperial Capital
"Really?"
"Open the carbon dioxide pipe, I will know after a few breaths."
"Director Bai, let me come." Ji Xiang stopped him.
"No, I'll do it." Director Bai was very firm, he bumped Ji Xiang's chest with his shoulder with a smile, "Don't worry, I know what's going on."
I have a number in my mind.
Ji Xiang has no idea where Director Bai's confidence comes from.
But if someone watched it, probably there would be no problem. Ji Xiang didn't insist.
After resting for a few minutes, Director Bai returned to the third hand.
A smile was already on his face.
The anesthetist was very unskilled in connecting the pipeline of the oxygen mask to the carbon dioxide interface.
"Director, is this okay?" the anesthesiologist asked in a low voice.
"I don't know." The director of the anesthesiology department was also worried.
But Director Bai insisted, and he didn't say anything.
Putting on an oxygen mask connected to carbon dioxide, Director Bai stood and began to test his breathing.
After a few breaths, he figured out the problem, became more and more confident, and began to take a deep breath.
fine?
fine!
It's really all right! !
A few minutes later, Director Bai took off the oxygen mask, and said in a firm tone, "The pipe is reversed."
"!!!"
"!!!"
"Director Bai, this... is impossible."
"You'll know if you try it." Director Bai said, "Fortunately, you're fucking lucky!"
Director Bai mentioned the word luck again and again.
The director of the anesthesiology department was dubious. The confidant doctor beside him knew that the director would not try it easily, and he didn't want to be embarrassed, so he could only do it by himself.
After inhaling "carbon dioxide" for a few minutes, the anesthesiologist took off the oxygen mask with a strange expression.
"It feels...really oxygen."
"Huh?!" The director of the anesthesiology department was puzzled.
"Okay, let's report for maintenance." Director Bai said with a relaxed face.
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