Doctor of Healing

Before Lu Gang finished speaking, Director Fan's assistant interrupted and asked, "Director Lu, is the second meaning you said true?"

"How long have you graduated?" Lu Gang asked back.

"4."

"You're still so naive, your family has a mine?"

"..." Director Fan's assistant was startled.

"Let me give you an example." Director Fan's assistant was at a loss with Lu Gang's disgusted expression.

"There is a man who is engaged in demolition and works in the field all year round. After he had his first child, his wife got a ring. A few years ago, the second child was allowed. He discussed it with his wife, but her wife disagreed."

"Finally, he blew up the ring with a blast."

"Fuck!"

"blasting?!"

"real or fake?!"

Lu Gang's words caused a huge disturbance.

"Heavy bleeding, I presided over the rescue." Lu Gang curled his lips, "Medical clinics come into contact with all kinds of people, some of whom are so bad that you can't imagine. Speaking of it, you are still too naive."

Director Fan's assistant couldn't utter a word, and Lu Gang threw an example at random and smashed him to death.

Blasting and taking the ring, this thing is unimaginable, unimaginable in dreams.

"Continuing the topic just now, this is an advertisement, but it is not just an advertisement for thrombectomy." Lu Gang said, "Thrombectomy has its own golden time, and the radiation range is only about 20km. Do it after this time period." There's no point in surgery."

Lu Gang began to talk about the meaning of the fourth, fifth, and sixth floors and his guesses with his fingers, which stunned Director Fan.

"Director Lu, you are really an expert." Director Fan admired Director Lu for the first time when he was talking about specious things, and gave him a thumbs up.

"Hey, I learned it from Director Bai." Lu Gang smiled, "In the medical office, I always have to learn some psychology, and I see a lot of dark side there. I don't suggest to take care of it, people You have spent a lot of money, and if you want to get a wave of traffic through our show, then go."

"Aren't we good?" Lu Gang finally asked.

"It seems to be." Director Fan said honestly.

"Row after row of relevant hot searches, our show is top-notch!" Lu Gang said proudly, "The more hot searches, the hotter the show. You should understand this truth better than me."

"Director Lu, what you said just now is to use explosive means...cough cough cough, it's true or not." Director Fan's assistant was still struggling with that question.

"Let me tell you, most of the trauma patients in the hospital during the Chinese New Year were injured by explosions, and those who set off firecrackers to their eyes and hands." Lu Gang said, "The weirdest thing I've ever seen is to put firecrackers into the anus and rectum."

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"Of course, Director Liu of the Urology Department of our hospital said that he had encountered patients who had stuck firecrackers in their urethras and injured their urethras."

"!!!"

"You will never understand the extent of human death unless you observe it in the emergency department for several years. However, no matter what strange things enter the rectum, anus, or urethra, it is said that they accidentally slipped and sat in."

"A few years ago, it was said that a collector went to the hospital and took out a World War II cannonball from his anus. According to the patient himself, it was a collection from his own collection. He accidentally slipped his foot and sat on the cannonball."

"Did he go to the storage room without clothes?" Someone asked in a low voice.

"Hahaha, all the patients I met in the clinic said the same thing, both at home and abroad."

"Director Lu, Director Lu." Director Fan blocked the little assistant behind him to prevent him from interrupting the conversation.

"What do you think of the next show? We have also introduced newcomers, and the level is high enough, but it seems useless. The ratings of this show can only be the same as the previous show, and the surgery is too high-end. Said it was an ordinary audience, I asked several medical experts, and they all said they didn’t understand it.”

"What they said was not that they didn't understand, but that the surgery they performed was very high-end. They have never been in contact with it before, so they need to study carefully, right?" Director Lu asked.

Director Fan was taken aback.

"Massachusetts General is Massachusetts General. They have prejudice against interns, but they still have the most basic respect for Massachusetts General."

"Indeed." Director Fan became cautious, he was even worried that Lu Gang had tapped his phone.

"The content is too high-end, and everyone can't understand it." Lu Gang smiled slightly.

"Director Lu, is what they said true?" Director Fan asked.

"Do you think it's because of peers? I used to hear nurses in the department say that they knew one or two beauties, and they thought they were really ugly after meeting them. Is it because they don't have enough aesthetics?"

"Hahaha." Director Fan laughed.

"Definitely not." Director Fan's assistant said, "The beauties in girls' mouths are generally not good-looking, and real beauties are called bitches."

Lu Gang smiled slightly, "When I read martial arts novels when I was young, I remembered a sentence - Gu Long said that if a woman compliments another woman in front of a man, then that woman must be ugly; but if a man praises another man in front of a woman, Then that man must be amazing."

The topic got farther and farther away. After a few perfunctory words, Director Fan found a secluded place and went back carefully to find out what the conversation was at the beginning.

After thinking for a long time, he realized that he had listened carefully to what Lu Gang had said, but it was actually useless.

What the hell.

Director Fan sighed helplessly.

It was inevitable that the show would end unfinished, which made Director Fan feel helpless.

He wanted to kill the thief, but he was powerless.The direction of the show has long been tied to Jixiang, no matter how hard I try, there is no way to make the show go to the next level.

Do you want to stop asking Jixiang?

Ji Xiang's magic has exceeded Fan Dao's expectations, he has never seen anyone similar to Ji Xiang in his life.

A national-level variety show turned into a documentary about someone, this ending made it difficult for Director Fan to accept.But he couldn't help but accept it, because it was the truth.

After hesitating for a long time, Director Fan picked up his cell phone and made a call.

"Doctor Ji Xiang, it's me." Director Fan grinned and said in as gentle a tone as possible.

"Director Fan, you haven't rested yet."

"Doctor Ji Xiang, I'm worried about the next show. It's about to end, and I have to figure out a good way."

Director Fan tried.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Feng Yuqing just found me, I may be busy recently."

"Ah?! What's wrong?" Director Fan was taken aback.

"Feng Yuqing's family's shoe factory... signed an NBA star, and recently suffered some injuries." Ji Xiang said flatly, "Feng Yuqing asked me if I could perform surgery on him."

"Star?"

"I spent a lot of money, but I was injured as soon as I signed the contract, which has a bad impact on the brand of sneakers." Ji Xiang sighed, "There is no way, people came to the door, I said no and it is not appropriate."

"who is it?"

"Looks like it's called Victor Venbanyama."

Chapter 603 Asclepius is alive

Director Fan didn't know who Victor Wenbanyama was. He didn't watch basketball, he only watched football.

But this seemed to be a relatively good gimmick, and he began to think about it.

Celebrities, sports stars, come to China for surgery, which is itself a gimmick.Coupled with the star halo shrouded, it seems to have a trick!

However, he came to China to find Ji Xiang for surgery. He should not be a well-known star, even a third-rate star is reluctant.

Director Fan then picked up his phone and started searching for Wenban Yama.

He was dumbfounded when he saw a series of glamorous resumes under the name of Wen Banyama.

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……

Zhao Zhe accompanied Ji Xiang to complete the room check, and wrote the medical records with a smile.

For this, Zhao Mengmeng expressed her envy.When I came to participate in a program, I seldom wrote the medical records by myself, and someone did it for me.

"Doctor Ji Xiang, the show seems to be coming to an end, are you really not going to stay?" Zhao Mengmeng asked timidly.

"Probably not." Ji Xiang didn't say anything too sure, and still kept the doctor's ambiguous tone.

"It's a pity, I want to stay but I can't." Zhao Mengmeng felt a little regretful, but she smiled, "But this time it's quite rewarding, at least one more paper on "New England"."

As soon as Mr. Miao heard the top paper, he salivated enviously, and transformed into Deputy Director Zou, barely wearing a surgical mask.

"dong dong dong~"

A middle-aged man knocked on the door.

"Please come in." Mr. Miao knew that he was a family member of the patient, holding a pennant in his hand, and at a glance, he knew that it was made by rushing overnight.

In the hospital, it is normal for the emergency department to receive a pennant if the first aid is successful.

"Hi, Dr. Miao." The patient's family members bowed their waists slightly, "We will be discharged tomorrow. Thank you for performing the surgery on this unexpected accident."

"You're welcome, as you should."

"We don't understand the rules of the hospital, so we rushed to make a pennant. Don't dislike it."

"How come, how come." Mr. Miao replied politely and took the silk banner.

On the pennant are written the words Miaoshouhuichun.

The family member of the patient was a little embarrassed. Seeing the stylized smile on Mr. Miao's face, he explained, "I really don't understand the rules of your hospital, but you are still young, so I dare not send the banner during the day."

"Uh..." Mr. Miao was slightly taken aback.

"This is an expression of gratitude to you, you must accept it."

"Okay, thank you." Mr. Miao then chatted a lot with the patient's family.

He opened a folder, printed out the post-discharge precautions that should have been given to the patient the next day, and explained them one by one.

More than ten minutes later, Mr. Miao still didn't understand when he sent away the patient's family members who were so grateful.

Zhao Zhe smiled like an old fox, "Boss Miao, this patient's family is very considerate."

"Zhouquan? I didn't feel it. It was the first time to collect the pennant in the middle of the night. It was weird."

"I used to work in a small hospital. There was a nurse in our department who had a very high level of acupuncture skills, and she spoke slowly no matter how urgent she was. She was also very gentle in feeding patients with gastric tubes and urinary tubes."

"When the patient was discharged from the hospital, she was given a pennant alone, just in time for our shift."

"Oh, that's a good thing." Mr. Miao replied casually.

Zhao Zhe looked Mr. Miao up and down for a few seconds, and seeing that he really thought so, he shook his head slightly.

"Boss Miao, the atmosphere in your department is really good." Zhao Zhe praised.

In his opinion, Miao is always a spoiled child.

"Of course, the second-line professors in other departments will curse at people when they answer the phone in the middle of the night. We are different. No matter who is in the second-line class, they don't mind coming to the operation in the middle of the night." Mr. Miao said, "My classmate... No, Brother Zhao, you continue explain."

"The nurse resigned soon." Zhao Zhe gave the answer directly.

"Resign? Why?"

"All the support and overtime head nurses will send her there, in the pretense of saying that she has a high level of technology and treats patients like a family."

Mr. Miao was taken aback, he knew all too well such disgusting things as support and overtime.In the future, there will be means of annual leave and non-payment due to shifts. It is easy for the head nurse to clean up a little nurse.

And the cause is a pennant.

Jealousy is one of the most basic human emotions.

Mr. Miao was right, he scratched his head and didn't know what to say, so he laughed.

"The patient's family members are good and can be treated." Zhao Zhe smiled, and then turned his head to look at Ji Xiang, "Xiao Ji, have you received a pennant?"

"Me." Ji Xiang thought for a while, "I received it once, during my internship."

"That's right, you can receive a pennant as an intern," Mr. Miao praised.

"I don't want to either. The patient's family members only wrote my name. There is no director or substitute professor. How can I accept the pennant?" Ji Xiang said.

"What did you do later?" Zhao Zhe looked at Ji Xiang curiously.

"This is also the wish of the patient's family, and I am too embarrassed to say no."

"Yes, what did you do?" Mr. Miao asked.