Doctor of Healing

"emmmm..."

Ji Xiang didn't agree directly, he hesitated for a while.

The NPC of the system has seen countless people and knows Ji Xiang very well. Seeing him pondering, he said, "You want to try all kinds of feelings. In the future, you can know the experience of patients and work better. , that’s what it means.”

"Teacher, if it's hard, can I come back directly?" Ji Xiang asked tentatively.

The system NPC had a slightly weird look in his eyes, but he immediately laughed.

"of course can."

Ordinary people have experienced empathy hundreds of times, and have experienced a series of tortures such as fractures, cancer, and surgery, and they will always have the idea that Lao Tzu is omnipotent.

But Jixiang is different.

The more empathy he experienced, instead of becoming more and more arrogant, on the contrary, he became more aggressive.

Doggy and cowardly, there is no such thing as a domineering young man.

"Thank you teacher." Ji Xiang took a deep breath and bowed deeply.

"In fact, the pain level of gastrointestinal endoscopy is similar to that of urinary stones and fractures, and it is controllable," said the system NPC.

"Hey." Ji Xiang didn't explain.

"Follow me." The system NPC led Ji Xiang into the next room.

The light and shadow flickered, Ji Xiang closed his eyes slightly, and when he opened it, he found that there was medicine in front of him.

After a brief recollection, it turned out that I had been feeling uncomfortable in my stomach and intestines, and I was worried about having a tumor, so I wanted to have a gastroenteroscopy.

The medicine should be polyethylene glycol electrolyte powder compound sodium hydrogen phosphate.

Clinically, polyethylene glycol electrolyte powder is mainly used for intestinal endoscopy or preoperative preparation.

This medicine contains prepared electrolytes, which can effectively prevent the electrolyte exchange of human intestinal fluid, and has a strong effect of promoting defecation.

Most of them will gradually have a bowel movement half an hour to an hour after taking the medicine, until the stool does not contain fecal residue, which is a complete watery stool.

Drink it, drink it, and feel the bowel cleansing after drinking it, Ji Xiang weighed the medicine twice, thinking in his heart.

Then Jixiang drank the prepared medicine.

The medicine is not bad. Although Jixiang admits that the medicine works, he doesn't feel any pain when the knife falls on him.

Maybe not much effect, Ji Xiang thought to himself.

In less than 20 minutes, Jixiang had a feeling.

His stomach began to gurgle, as if the medicine had opened the seal of the body, and a certain boss from another plane was going to travel through time and space and come to this world through his gastrointestinal tract.

Suddenly, Jixiang thought that someone once wrote a story about giving birth to 1000 twins in an online novel, and his current situation was very similar to what was described in the book.

Numerous "contents" on the alien plane are ready to try.

Ji Xiang had the feeling of wanting to fart, so he tried it habitually, but the moment the anal sphincter relaxed, a warm current was ready to come out.

Finished!

After taking the medicine, any fart could not be trusted, so Ji Xiang got up quickly.

With the movement of the body, the gastrointestinal tract in the abdominal cavity wriggled more happily.

At this moment, Jixiang even felt that the strength of his anal sphincter could no longer restrain the existence in his body that had traveled from another plane.

This experience was very strange, Ji Xiang turned pale, and ran to the bathroom in an extremely distorted position.

Fortunately, at home, there is no need to wait for a pit.

If it was in the hospital, Ji Xiang didn't know if he could hold back.

No, I definitely can't hold back.

Although it is only a few short steps, it is longer than a half-marathon for Ji Xiang.

It sucks that every fart is not to be trusted, [-] times worse than it should be.

The moment he sat on the toilet, Ji Xiang finally calmed down.

Crackling, snorting...

The melody of Mavis Fan's song decades ago reverberated in Ji Xiang's heart, and the feeling of rushing down a thousand miles was extremely refreshing.

But Shu Shuang is Shu Shuang, Ji Xiang found a problem - he couldn't stand up at all.

The feeling is gone. After flushing the toilet and pulling up my pants, the untrusted fart reappeared.

Really meow!

Ji Xiang sat helplessly on the toilet.

Fortunately, he finally understood why most colonoscopy requires patients to clean their colon at home one day in advance.

If it is in a hospital, how can there be so many squatting pits.

And squatting for a long time is also prone to problems.

It will be much better at home. Although he has been worried about problems such as prolapse of the anus, Jixiang is still persuaded by the untrusted fart, and he always sits on the toilet and says nothing.

As the effect of the medicine continued to deepen, Ji Xiang felt that his intestines were being washed over and over again by the high-pressure faucet.

He had prepared water in the bathroom in advance, which came in handy at this time.

After drinking a few bottles of pure water, I didn't feel any bloating at all. Jixiang felt like he had turned into a rectum.

Every drop you drink becomes part of the untrusted fart.

The whole process is said to be uncomfortable, but it is actually not uncomfortable. It must not be compared with urinary stones and car accident fractures being thrown to the scene of a car accident.

The only thing that Jixiang remembers deeply is the fart that is not trusted.

After about an hour and a half, the untrusted fart finally went away.

Ji Xiang's body was sticky with sweat.

This is more tiring than running half a marathon, Ji Xiang thought to himself.

His body was a little weak, but he insisted on taking a bath before lying down.

Having nothing to say all night, Ji Xiang dreamed of having a gastrointestinal endoscopy the next day, and also dreamed of the lingering distrust of farts.

Early the next morning, Ji Xiang still couldn't get rid of the not-to-be-trusted fart in his mind.

With a lot of clinical contact, Jixiang is almost immune to shit, pee and fart.But this time it was different, the untrusted fart turned into a nightmare.

However, the strength of the medicine has passed, and there is no discharge in the intestines, so Ji Xiang came to the hospital easily.

There are not many people who do painless gastrointestinal endoscopy, and Jixiang is the third one.

After changing his clothes, he wore a skirt made from hospital gowns, and his lower body was chilly. Jixiang remembered that both high socks and skirts seemed to be worn on men at first.

I will get used to it, anyway, just do a check.

In less than half an hour, the doctor called Ji Xiang's name.

Entering the endoscopy room, a doctor was holding a dark tube with light shining at the top of the slender tube, like a big boss holding an epic weapon.

He turned his head to look at Ji Xiang kindly, "Lie down."

Chapter 569

Ugh.

Ji Xiang scratched his head.

He heard this sentence from the teachers, but he didn't feel anything at the time.

However, listening to this sentence from another angle, the feeling is completely different.

The nurse put a thick absorbent paper on the examination bed, and the doctor was making preparations with a smile on his face, while chatting with the nurse.

"Xiao Li, don't be angry. The patient who scolded me just now after being stabbed in pain is my fault."

"Hey." The nurse went about her work and completely ignored him.

"How about I teach you how to bark like a dog."

"Learn to bark like a dog? Do you know how?" The nurse was also busy, and replied casually.

"Learn to bark like a dog? Do you know how?"

"Aren't you barking like a dog?"

"It's over." The colonoscopist patted the bed, "Lie down and take off your skirt."

Ji Xiang sighed.

The jokes between them are not fun at all, and Ji Xiang doesn't like this kind of jokes.

But the main thing is to lie down on the operating table. Although he has experienced a lot, Ji Xiang still cannot accept it.

The sense of shame that I can't resist when I take off my pants for the knife and I for the fish comes to my mind.Jixiang tried his best to bring himself into the perspective of a doctor, but he was wearing the skirt, and he was the one who wanted to take off the skirt...

Even if I saw more, it was from the perspective of a doctor, which was completely different from the situation in front of me.

It's no wonder that the endoscopist in Shanghai wants to do it himself. Although the posture is a bit weird, there is no such embarrassment.

He lay awkwardly on the examination bed, and hugged his skirt up.

"It's too much." The nurse said contemptuously.

"Then let me do a magic trick for you." The doctor who performed the gastroenteroscopy said with a smile, "After the transformation is done, you will forget that you are a husky."

"I'm not a husky!"

"Look, forget it."

"roll!"

The doctor of gastroenteroscopy seems to be waiting for this word.

Ji Xiang probably understood what he meant, and was scolded by the patient for no reason. If he didn't swear, he would be very aggrieved.

But if you can't scold the patient, then scold yourself, what choice do you have.

Telling two small jokes to make the nurse who is supporting the stage feel better, this is the only thing a doctor can do.

How else could it be?Tell the nurse to go out and quarrel with someone?

That doesn't exist.

Although he understood, Jixiang's lower body was chilly when he was lying on the consultation bed, and the breeze was blowing coldly. He didn't have the heart to pay attention to the psychological activities of the gastroenteroscopist doctor.

"Take it off, what do you guys care about?" The gastroenteroscopist put on sterile gloves and "helped" Jixiang take off the patient skirt.

"The panties took off by themselves and fell below the knee."

Throwing away the last fig leaf, Ji Xiang sighed deeply in his heart.

In the future, if I perform a colonoscopy on a patient myself, I must cover the patient with something at this time.

Even if it is only symbolic, it is a great comfort to the patient's heart.

Immediately, Jixiang felt what the doctor was applying to himself behind him, it should be a lubricant, so that the colonoscopy can go smoothly...

As soon as he thought of this, Ji Xiang vaguely heard a sound of "噗嗤", the chrysanthemums cooled down, and a strange feeling came from his lower body.

After the colonoscopy went in, Jixiang felt his intestines bulging up section by section as the doctor kept stepping on his breath.

Ji Xiang lay on his side, feeling the doctor skillfully manipulating the colonoscope to move around in his intestines, and the air pump seemed to pump air into the intestines endlessly.

For a moment, Ji Xiang even forgot about the fart that he was not trusted. He really wanted to burst out, and collapsed the doctor who had been cheering him up all over his body and face.

no!You must master the technology of gastrointestinal endoscopy, and when you need to do an examination one day, you can do it for yourself!Must not let others operate.

Ji Xiang thought to himself, trying to divert his attention.

"The bowel cleansing is really clean, not bad." The gastrointestinal endoscopy doctor praised, "Young man, your intestines look great, no ulcers and no polyps. You can look up at the small TV on the left front, and you can see it yourself. "

Of course Ji Xiang knew, but he didn't have such a big heart.

Although Ji Xiang also understands that not all patients can experience such delicate and sensitive feelings, and the empathy system will make him experience a special feeling, but he still doesn't want to watch it.

"For the time being, there is nothing wrong with it. It's pretty good, not even hemorrhoids."

The gastroenteroscopy doctor and Ji Xiang were chatting one after another.