Doctor of Healing
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"That's really angry." The emergency doctor said, "Do you know the severity of the matter?"
"Worth?"
"Well, your dad thinks that you have a boyfriend, which caused the prostatitis." The emergency doctor said frankly, "but I know it's not."
"..." The little boy looked stunned, lowered his head and remained silent.
"Cheating is just a trivial matter, and you don't tell your teacher, just admit it, you young people don't know the seriousness at all.
Let me tell you, when I was a child, I watched TV at home. In order to prevent the TV from being noticed, I used alcohol to cool the TV.My dad came back a little earlier that day, smelled alcohol in the house, and asked me what was going on. "
"I don't know which one will be beaten more severely, drinking or watching TV, so I just said that I was in a bad mood and had a few drinks."
"What happened next?" the little boy asked.
"I was hung from a fan and beaten all night, and two belts were broken."
The emergency doctor's words are magnetic, which calms down the impatience in people's hearts, and so does the little boy.
It's just that the little boy's expression is cloudy and uncertain, and it seems that he is still entangled in his heart.
Jixiang was stunned by the emergency doctor's words. Does cheating have anything to do with going to the hospital for a dime?
Thinking about making boyfriends again, Ji Xiang didn't understand even more.
He admired this emergency doctor more and more. He seemed to be very gossip and knew everything.
An experienced push.
"Listen to Uncle, if you go and admit to your dad that you cheated, your dad won't be too angry. As for studying, just study hard in the future, even if you don't pass the Qingbei exam, no matter how low your second-rate undergraduate score is, you will definitely pass. "
"You can tell by the way your dad is angry that the matter is serious, and you haven't said anything, so you children really don't know the seriousness."
"I... No!" The little boy lowered his head stubbornly, and squeezed out the two words from between his teeth, which sounded a bit awkward.
"It's nothing." The emergency doctor smiled, "Let me ask you, how long have you been learning Morse code?"
Morse code? !
What does it have to do with seeing a doctor?
But Ji Xiang noticed that the little boy's face changed suddenly, the stubborn expression disappeared instantly, and his face was pale and pale.
"If you have this time, you might as well study hard. I used my energy in the wrong place. I did the same thing when I was young. As a result, I became an emergency doctor. What a crime!" said the emergency doctor.
"What Morse code, I don't know." The little boy still tried to perfunctory.
"Anal plug, the Morse code vibrates to transmit the answer. This happened a year ago." The emergency doctor said flatly, "I don't understand the things about you young people. I have seen girls playing COS with anal plugs. If you can’t get it out, you’ve seen people who cheated with that stuff.”
Ji Xiang was so impressed.
What is clinical experience? The clinical experience of emergency doctors is really overflowing.
"Later it was said that foreign countries used this to ruin a chess champion. In fact, it was a group of idiots who didn't know what to do." The emergency doctor said, "When I really went to the college entrance examination room, there were electronic signals blocked, and I wanted to cheat in this way. It's impossible."
"Here, if you agree, I'll explain it to your father for you." The emergency doctor said gently, "I promise you won't be beaten, will that work?"
"..."
The little boy had already been shaken by the emergency doctor's words. His eyes flickered, showing a little fear.
"Believe me, your father is angry because of other things. If it's cheating, admit your mistake and study hard in the future."
"I hope we can trust each other, at least you can trust me."
"Really...is that okay?" the little boy asked lately.
"Of course." The emergency doctor stood up and held out his hand.
The little boy hesitated for five seconds before handing his hand to the emergency doctor.
Pulling him to stand up, the emergency doctor said with a smile, "Study hard in the future, I know you think I'm long-winded, but you cheat...you have time to learn Morse code, but you don't have time to memorize it."
"When you are in society, you will know that going to school is really the easiest thing in the world."
While talking with the little boy, the emergency doctor gave Ji Xiang a look and motioned him to wait for him.
After a full 10 minutes, the emergency doctor came back with a smile on his face.
He talked to the doctor on duty, and went to the fire escape to light a cigarette.
"Teacher, what is the cheating you just said?" Ji Xiang asked curiously.
"Anal plug electronic products are mainly electronic beads, which rely on vibration to transmit Morse code." The emergency doctor explained with a smile, "You are Ji Xiang, who broke the record of more than 100 martial arts competitions."
"Hey, I was fooled." Ji Xiang smiled, "Teacher, you have a lot of experience, I don't even know."
"You know everything after working in the emergency department for several years." The emergency doctor said indifferently, "the emergency department is a big window, and you can encounter all kinds of weird things every day. It's like a long time ago, A girl came to see a doctor, and when I opened it, I saw a big, fluffy tail."
"COSER?"
"Well, because the anal plug is too deep, I can't take it out. In the hospital, it's a trivial matter, and I don't care about it. I just send it to the anorectal department." The emergency doctor said, "You know I was the first What's the idea?"
"Meet a vixen?"
"It's to repay the favor, to repay the favor!" The emergency doctor emphasized seriously.
"Hahaha." Ji Xiang was amused by the emergency doctor's words, this one is really interesting.
"What a dream, I thought the kitten I had to feed every day really turned into a form to repay the favor, cut."
He spat out a mouthful of smoke ring viciously.
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"Teacher, aren't you afraid?"
"There's nothing to be afraid of. There are so many stories in Liao Zhai, and ghosts are afraid of evil people. Who doesn't smell blood when working in the emergency department, and is afraid of her?" the emergency doctor said contemptuously.
"That's right." Ji Xiang thought of the story in "Liao Zhai" about a fierce man who chased a female ghost to sleep and knocked her out of her wits, and smiled knowingly.
"You are very good." The emergency doctor looked Ji Xiang up and down, "During this period of time, the martial arts competition has become more and more evil. It is said that you are double-handed, and two threads can tie more than 300 knots. Then the experts from the imperial capital took a fancy to it. You, I must marry the girl to you."
Jixiang knows how rumors arise. Once there are more than 3 people who spread the rumors, the words will change beyond recognition.
He glanced and saw Meng Qingfei's name was written on the emergency doctor's badge, so he explained, "Mr. Meng, that's not the case."
After briefly describing the process of the competition, Dr. Meng from the emergency department was amazed.
Even if Ji Xiang is not as powerful as the rumors say, he is still enough to look up to.
"That's right, that's right. Dean Zhao's record has been broken and improved so much. I really didn't expect it. But, don't be proud. When I first came to the hospital, I still wanted to make a career, but look at it now. "
He spread his hands.
"It's also very good. Mr. Meng has rich clinical experience." Ji Xiang praised.
"Hey." Meng Qingfei shook his head, took a deep breath, "Clinical experience?"
Ji Xiang nodded, and said sincerely, "I met the teacher twice, and the teacher treated the patients very well."
"Ha, I remembered, last time I told you the story of the bathroom opening." The emergency doctor laughed.
"Ah."
"It's not the same." Meng Qingfei stubbed out the cigarette, carefully held it in his hand, went to the bathroom to pour it out with tap water, checked repeatedly, and threw it into the trash can.
His appearance of obsessive-compulsive disorder really makes people anxious, but Ji Xiang didn't say anything.
Meng Qingfei threw away the cigarette butt, went to the disposal room to wash his hands, and wiped his hands on the buttocks of the white suit.
It was already dark there, I don't know how many times I wiped it, it was wet and dirty.
"Teacher, the concept of sterility." Ji Xiang couldn't help reminding.
It was really dirty, but Ji Xiang would not say a word if it could be cleaned up a bit.
Meng Qingfei didn't take it seriously, and replaced the doctor who was on shift, and sat in the consultation room to see the doctor.
Ji Xiang is not in a hurry, the system NPC has said that it is good to have more contact with clinics.Although the system did not issue a task, Ji Xiang still watched it with gusto.
What he lacks is clinical experience. Meng Qingfei is also willing to talk, and will chat with Ji Xiang every time he is free.
No matter what questions Ji Xiang had, Meng Qingfei knew everything.
This bit of experience in the emergency department was nothing, he liked Ji Xiang, so it was reasonable to say a few more words.
"Doctor." A woman's voice came.
"Enter..." Meng Qingfei glanced at the door, and sat upright involuntarily, looking like an old doctor.
A woman with delicate features and a slim figure walked in with a registered ticket in her hand.
"Doctor, remove the stitches."
"Oh, what kind of surgery."
The woman pursed her lips, glanced at Ji Xiang, and said softly, "The breast surgery was done in the imperial capital."
"Is it a fibroid?"
"No."
"What kind of spell is that?" Meng Qingfei asked.
"..." The woman's cheeks were a little red, she was full of shame and anger, and she glared at Meng Qingfei.
"There is a photocopy of the medical record, bring it to me to have a look."
"I haven't copied it yet, doctor." The woman said impatiently, "The doctor in the imperial capital said that the stitches can be removed locally. Look..."
"Don't read it." Meng Qingfei was unexpectedly tough, and he said firmly, "Bring the medical records, otherwise we can't open them."
"Why!" The anger in the woman's heart could no longer be contained, and she gradually became irritable.
"You don't know how to do the surgery, just take out the stitches casually? You can ask the doctor who performed the surgery, is there any reason for that?" Meng Qingfei resolutely refused.
"But I see that many people have undergone surgery in the imperial capital and the devil's capital, and they all come back to have their stitches removed."
"That's because I met another doctor. I'm timid and dare not."
Meng Qingfei looked at the patient with sparkles in his eyes, but his words were firm and not accommodating at all.
"You..." The patient was very angry, and his brows stood on end.
"What I said is true." Although Meng Qingfei was determined, he smiled apologetically, "I'm also responsible for you, in case something happens when the stitches are removed. At least I need to see the medical records, and I may not be able to remove them."
As he said that, Meng Qingfei took the patient's registered ticket, wrote "return" on the back, and stamped it on it.
"Go and cancel the account, I dare not let you down."
The woman was furious, and pointed at Meng Qingfei's nose and cursed.
Meng Qingfei didn't make any distinctions, and when she got tired of scolding, he angrily said that he would file a complaint the next day.
The clinic was in turmoil, and Ji Xiang didn't know why the emergency doctor didn't remove the stitches for the patient. It is said that removing the stitches in emergency surgery is a trivial matter and shouldn't be.
Besides, when a beautiful girl came to have the stitches removed, why did I feel like Meng Qingfei was about to be taken advantage of?
eccentric.
When it was quiet, Ji Xiang asked, "Mr. Meng, why are you doing this?"
"Do you think it's a trivial matter, just take it apart?" Meng Qingfei asked.
Ji Xiang nodded, not hiding his thoughts.
"It's not like that." Meng Qingfei said, "The patient didn't even explain the operation method clearly, what to do if something happens."
"can……"
"Let me tell you something." Meng Qingfei looked at the door. The girl had already left angrily, and he said regretfully, "That girl is really good-looking. Which bastard will be cheaper in the future."
"..."
"To be serious, there used to be an emergency doctor in a hospital who removed the stitches. It was originally tall and straight, but after removing it, it fell down to the belly button."
"..."
A young man like Ji Xiang really can't chat with clinical veterans, sooner or later the input method of the mobile phone system will change color.
"At that time, the doctor thought it was strange and didn't think much about it, but the patient quit immediately. Guess what operation she had?"
"Ah? What surgery?"
"Breast lifting surgery." Meng Qingfei said, "The doctor in the emergency department didn't know what the operation was, so he cut off the lifting thread reserved by others at once. Tell me about it, and you ended up losing hundreds of thousands of dollars."
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