Datang: God-level son-in-law, salted fish will become stronger

He was talking.

Cheng Yaojin picked up the murder weapon that stabbed Li Er just now, and held it in front of Qin Mu.

Qin Mu looked at it, with doubts on his face, "You... have you used this thing to hit His Majesty's feet?"

Cheng Yaojin shook his head, aggrieved: "Ass..."

"What ass?"

"I took this thing and stabbed His Majesty's ass, but I really didn't know it was Your Majesty, I thought it was a black probe!"

Looking at the large conch and the sharp awl in his hand, listening to his words.

Qin Mu and Xue Rengui felt the chrysanthemum tighten.

It hurts to think about stabbing your ass with such a sharp thing.

Qin Mu patted Cheng Yaojin on the shoulder, "General Cheng, you'd better take care of yourself, I can't do anything about this matter... I can't do anything about it."

The words fall.

Qin Mu and Xue Rengui walked to the shore.

Cheng Yaojin played too hard this time.

Such a big conch...

butt......

hiss......

Cheng Yaojin hurriedly chased after him, and said anxiously: "Master Consort, don't rush away, let's discuss it later, I really didn't mean it..."

Chapter 852: Fishing (2/5)

on the beach.

Li Er was lying on the reclining chair with a heavy heart, his eyes were scarlet, and his hip hurt, which made him very uncomfortable.

Yuchi Gong was standing aside, at a loss.

at the same time.

Changsun Wuji had already run over and asked concerned: "Your Majesty, are you injured? Where is the injury? Did you get bitten by a fish?"

Immediately afterwards, Qin Mu and the others also ran over.

"Yes." Li Er replied angrily, "I was bitten by a big black fish, I really want to stew him!"

I heard this.

Cheng Yaojin moved his steps and hid himself behind Xue Rengui.

Changsun Wuji looked at Qin Mu and said in a deep voice, "Mu'er, didn't you say that this sea area is very safe? Why was your majesty bitten by a big black fish?"

Qin Mu smiled helplessly after hearing this, no matter how safe this sea area is, it cannot prevent Cheng Yaojin, a big black fish.

However, he didn't explain it either, as if he was trying to sell Cheng Yaojin on purpose.

"Your Majesty, do you feel uncomfortable? Let me take a look with you." Qin Mu said and walked forward.

Cheng Yaojin approached cautiously, feeling very nervous, and his hands were full of sweat.

"Here, right here." Li Er turned his fingers and pointed to his buttocks, grinning with burning pain.

Qin Mu stepped forward and pulled Li Er's underpants down a bit. Fortunately, Cheng Yaojin's assassination skills were not very good, but the skin was torn on the outer layer.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, it's just a skin injury, Rengui will go and get the medicine box." Qin Mu looked at the wound and said calmly.

"Yes, young master." Xue Rengui responded and ran back to the resort.

Seeing that Li Er's wound was not serious, Cheng Yaojin secretly heaved a sigh of relief, if... if he stabbed the chrysanthemum, his crime would be serious.

Li Er stared, and said in a deep voice: "Skin trauma? Then why is my wound so painful?"

Qin Mu explained: "The seawater is full of salt. If your wound is broken, it will definitely hurt more than usual. Don't worry, the wound will heal within two days."

Li Er nodded helplessly, and then said: "Cheng Zhijie, come here for me!"

heard.

Changsun Wuji and Li Junxian were taken aback for a moment.

Cheng Yaojin ran over with a smile, and squatted in front of Li Er, "Hehehe...Your Majesty, the son-in-law said it's all right."

"Is it okay? He said it's okay if it's okay?" Li Er looked at him and said coldly: "Is this ass mine or his!?"

Cheng Yaojin hurriedly said: "Your, your... This ass is of course yours."

Li Er said in a deep voice: "Cheng Zhijie, I will not make things difficult for you today, you go to the sea and catch the big black fish that bit me, and I will spare you."

"Ah!?" Hearing this, Cheng Yaojin's face turned green, "Your Majesty... Your Majesty... That fish... That big black fish must have run away long ago ..."

Li Er stared at him, his eyes were cold, and he lowered his eyes and said, "What? You, Cheng Zhijie, want to resist the edict?"

"Don't dare, the general will not dare, the general will go here." Cheng Yaojin said, and then rushed towards the sea.

He would rather drown in the sea than stay by Li Er's side anymore.

Seeing Cheng Yaojin running into the sea in a flash.

Changsun Wuji frowned, and tried to persuade him: "Your Majesty, it is true that Zhijie failed to escort him, but in the sea, there is an excuse, and you don't have to...you don't have to punish him like this."

Li Er waved his hand and pondered: "Auxiliary machine, you don't understand this matter, whether he can catch the fish, whether I suffer or not, I am worthy of this result."

Followed by.

Li Er continued: "Li Junxian, go and get the grill, today we are grilling on the beach, watching Cheng Zhijie fish in the sea, but I can't touch the big black fish, so let this guy stay in the sea all the time." .”

Li Er said, gnashing his teeth.

Li Junxian responded and ran back to the resort.

Changsun Wuji looked at Cheng Yaojin, who was writhing in the sea, and at Li Er, who was still angry. At this moment, he understood somewhat.

It seems that Li Er's injury has something to do with Cheng Yaojin, otherwise Li Er would not be so angry.

into the night.

Evening breeze blows the waves.

The barbecue grill on the beach has been set up, cigarettes are curling up, and the grease is sizzling.

Li Er and the others sat around the table, picking skewers and drinking wine.

In order to prevent Cheng Yaojin from getting lost, Li Er specially set up more than 30 bonfires for him on the beach, illuminating the sea as if it were daytime.

Of course, Li Er also wanted to appreciate Cheng Yaojin's graceful figure.

At this time, Cheng Yaojin had been soaking in the sea for three full hours, and he was almost buoyant, but he still didn't dare to go ashore.

Judging by how quickly he stabbed Li Er, it wouldn't be too much for Li Er to chop him up.

"Come on, let me bring you a glass." Li Er rolled the skewers, looked at Cheng Yaojin, and drank the wine in one gulp.

After being bitten by a poisonous snake for half a month, he didn't dare to drink alcohol. The ban was finally lifted today, and he still feels good drinking.

Changsun Wuji looked at Cheng Yaojin's pitiful figure, and persuaded him: "Your Majesty, it's cold at night, otherwise let Zhijie come up, I guess he has realized his mistake. Zhijie's cold is just right , if it gets infected again..."

Although he expressed relief, he secretly cursed Cheng Yaojin for what he deserved.

You stick a big conch in someone's butt, it's a fucking human thing! ?

However, Li Er has long been accustomed to Cheng Yaojin's mindless behavior.

He turned his head and said lightly: "Jingde, you should call Zhijie over, he should have caught the fish after swimming all afternoon."

"Yes, Your Majesty." Yuchi replied respectfully, turned around and ran towards the beach. To be honest, he was really worried about Cheng Yaojin.

When he ran to the beach, he was dazed looking at the baskets of seafood.

"Fatty Cheng, where are you!" Yu Chigong shouted towards the sea.

Immediately afterwards, boo!

Cheng Yaojin jumped out of the sea with a sharpened wooden stick in his hand, and a fish was stuck on the wooden stick.

"Fatty Cheng, what's your situation? You caught these?" Yuchi looked at him respectfully and said in a daze.

Cheng Yaojin nodded hurriedly, "How about Heitantou, my skills are not bad, let me tell you, now I can not only swim, but also dive."

Yuchi Gong looked at Cheng Yaojin who was baring his big teeth, and shook his head helplessly.

If Li Er saw his excited and joyful appearance, he would have to get over his anger.

"Okay, don't stand out there, Your Majesty tells you to go back." Yuchi looked at him respectfully, his eyes dim.

"Really!?" Cheng Yaojin yelled excitedly, and jumped out of the sea in a hurry, his body was white and wrinkled, "Heitantou, you don't know, I'm about to float in the sea. "

Yu Chigong looked at him with indifferent eyes, "Floating bag? I think you're having a good time..."

"Tsk..." Cheng Yaojin's face darkened, "I'm not happy, what should I do? I can't just lie down in the sea."

Chapter 853: Going out to sea, gambling and dancing (3/5)

Cheng Yaojin said.

Roll the fish off the stick, throw it into the basket, and throw the stick aside.

"Let's go, Heitantou, what are you still doing there!?"

Cheng Yaojin's face was full of joy, he picked up the two fish baskets and ran towards Li Er's group, after soaking in the sea for three hours, he almost fainted from hunger.

Yu Chigong frowned and followed, muttering in his heart: Fatty Cheng is really playing more and more.

not far away.

Li Er and the others were tossing and toasting frequently.

Cheng Yaojin came to Li Er with two fish baskets, and said excitedly: "Your Majesty, look at how many good things I caught for you."

heard.

Li Er lowered his head and looked, crabs, prawns, conch, squid, sea cucumber...there are quite a lot of tricks.

"You caught these?" Li Er looked up at Cheng Yaojin.

Cheng Yaojin grinned and said with a big laugh: "Isn't it!? You don't even know how much effort I have put in."

Li Er frowned slightly, and muttered: "I don't know if you're working hard or not, but I know you should have a good time. There are two fish baskets full of seafood, and you really haven't been idle at all."

Uh......

Cheng Yaojin waved his hand hastily, "Your Majesty, listen to me, you really misunderstood me, I am here to make up for you, hehehe..."

Li Er glared at him, and didn't bother to argue with him, "Okay, go and change, let's sit down and eat together."

"Hey..." Cheng Yaojin smirked, and hurriedly responded, "It's Your Majesty, I'll go right away."

at the same time.

Xue Rengui came over, brought two large wooden basins filled with fresh water, poured the seafood from the two fish baskets into the basins, squatted on the ground, and began to search.

Qin Mu said from the side: "Rengui, that big squid is not bad, bake me a big squid."

"Okay, master." Xue Rengui responded and continued to flip through.

Now he is very proficient in barbecue, even Qin Mu is no longer his opponent.

Seeing Qin Mu jumping up, Li Er hurriedly said, "I also want a big squid, some crabs, and some prawns."

Yu Chigong and the others chattered in unison, and also joined in.

Xue Rengui had no choice but to move the two pots to the grill, cleaned them, brushed them with sauce, and started to bake.

moment.

Plates of grilled seafood were served on the table.

At this time, Cheng Yaojin had already changed his clothes and came over, watching the dishes on the table roll in his throat.

Li Er glared at him, "Okay, stop pretending to be pitiful, and eat quickly."

"Hehe, thank you Your Majesty, thank you Your Majesty..." Cheng Yaojin thanked him again and again, and then sat down, feeling overwhelmed.