Are you really tricking ghosts into eating tofu?
Although the current Shazhu still has a big head, a thick neck, and a bad temper,
But compared to his previous self, Big Mom has helped him upgrade successfully,
At the very least, now that he encounters something related to Qin Huairu, he no longer directly offline with IQ,
At least he will be able to think independently, and he will no longer blindly think that Qin Huairu, a pretty widow, is still thinking of him as always, she is his dear sister Qin.
Finally, he also understood that Qin Huairu was also planning to plot against him!
Silly Zhu with a murderous look on his face,
So I returned to the courtyard with red eyes, without any hesitation along the way,
He went straight to the door of Xu Damao's house in the backyard, facing the closed door,
With his hands on his hips, he glared,
"Xu Damao, don't think you'll be fine if you close the door and hide!"
"Men in Forty-Nine City must be brave! Although you have become extinct, your eggs are still there! You don't want to be a turtle with no eggs, do you?"
"I'll count to three. You obediently open the door for me. If you don't open it, you'll have nothing to eat!"
At this moment, the silly pillar,
The whole person was almost bursting with anger,
But the voice of speaking is unusually cold!
There is no other way, the ancients said that among the three major hatreds in life, there is the hatred of taking one's wife that is comparable to the hatred of killing one's father!
Although Xiaofang is not Shazhu's daughter-in-law yet, Xu Damao's approach is no different from prying Shazhu's corner.
At this time, Xu Damao, who was huddled at home,
Although he has no regrets for what he has done, and even takes great pleasure in it,
But being chased by the furious silly Zhu, it is impossible to say that he is not afraid in his heart!
Otherwise, he wouldn't have slipped home early, and immediately locked the door tightly, hiding inside and not daring to come out.
He and Sha Zhu have been fighting since childhood,
He naturally understood that under such circumstances, if he still dared to open the door, it would be purely delivering food to the door.
He wouldn't be so stupid to listen to silly Zhu, anyway, he made up his mind not to go out today!
Although Xu Damao was shivering all over at home at this time, the expression on his face was like that of a weasel who stole a chicken, that kind of happiness and satisfaction was about to overflow!
In order not to let his laughter spread out, Xu Damao could only cover his mouth tightly with both hands, so happy that tears came out.
Xu Damao didn't regret at all that he disturbed Huang Shazhu to get the certificate just now,
Even if he was asked to choose a hundred times a thousand times,
Beaten to death by a fool,
He will still unswervingly say that to Xiaofang!
Why?
Even if Xu Damao was ruined by a fool, he couldn't marry a wife, and he would never want to marry someone else and have children!
If you want to be a bachelor, you need to be extinct!Then let's go together!How well said in the movie,
It's better to be happy alone than to be happy together!
Thinking of his great achievements today, Xu Damao suddenly became courageous again,
Putting down his hands, he roared angrily toward the door,
"Shazhu, you should save your energy. I, Xu Damao, am not a three-year-old child. How could I be so stupid as to open the door and let you come in and beat me up? You should go to bed early!"
The stupid Zhu who was so angry that the three corpses jumped,
Hearing Xu Damao's words,
He laughed directly in anger,
"Hey hey...Xu Damao! You are indeed destined to be worthless!"
"A grandson thief like you is only worthy of being extinct!"
"You think I can't do anything with you, do you? You really underestimate me, He Yuzhu!"
"You wait for me!"
As soon as the words fell, Silly Zhu looked around, and strode directly to the corner, holding a shovel leaning against the wall,
He came to the door of Xu Damao's house again, and picked up the shovel without saying a word,
Start demolishing Xu Damao's house!
First, they smashed all those windows with a shovel,
Then he started to round the shovel to smash the door of Xu Damao's house!
In this day and age, the doors of the residents in the Siheyuan of Sijiu City are not iron gates, anti-theft doors.
They are all wooden doors with a strong sense of age, not to mention the use of iron shovels, in fact, Sha Zhu directly came to run up,
After a few flying kicks, he could directly kick him away, but he didn't want to let Xu Damao go just like that, so he naturally chose to smash it with a shovel to feel comfortable first!
as predicted,
After a few swings with the shovel, the wooden door of Xu Damao's house could no longer hold up.
Even the shrinking lock was smashed by the silly column,
Silly Zhu kicked open the door without saying a word,
Dragging the shovel into Xu Damao's house,
He didn't even look at Xu Damao, who was shivering in the corner of the wall and his face was frosty.
Immediately, he picked up the shovel again, and took everything he could see in front of him, such as tables, stools, pots and pans,
All messed up!Silly Zhu knew that Xu Damao couldn't escape today anyway, so he smashed his house first,
Charge some interest!
And then settle the score with this bastard who doesn't know how to live or die!
Chapter 444 The paint shop and the water and land dojo, those who know current affairs are heroes
Regarding the crazy demolition of the silly house in front of him, jj.br>
Xu Damao, who was curled up in the corner and blocked by a silly pillar, although his teeth were about to crack and he was furious,
But at this moment, he can only knock out teeth and swallow blood, and can't do anything but rage.
Xu Damao naturally understood,
If no one came to stop Sha Zhu's rampant behavior, it wouldn't take long for his family to
But it can really be said that the house is in a mess,
At that time, he will not be able to find a drinking cup, and there will only be debris on the floor.
How could Xu Damao be indifferent to seeing Shazhu demolishing his home without any scruple?
But Xu Damao is a genius in the courtyard, he has a brain, and compared with his family, his life is naturally more important!
They all say that the person who knows you best is not yourself, but your enemy.
This is true, if you want to talk about who knows Sha Zhu the most in the courtyard, that is Xu Damao,
He saw Sha Zhu's crazy and angry eyes,
He immediately understood that the silly Zhu at this time had completely entered a state of rage, let alone a deaf old lady,
Even if Yi Zhonghai, who had not turned against Sha Zhu, came, he would definitely not be able to stop him!
Because at this time, the silly pillar is no different from a wild beast!
Xu Damao knew that if he dared to run away or go up to resist at this time,
Silly Zhu didn't say anything else, he just turned around and shoveled a shovel, and shot him to death first, Xu Damao, before talking about other things!
So Xu Damao began to cover his mouth tightly with his hands again, not daring to move, not daring to breathe,
Afraid that my voice and inadvertent movements would accidentally attract Shazhu's attention,
Let him put down his enthusiasm for tearing down the house, and turn around and start tearing down Xu Damao's arms and legs, it would be a disaster!
When implementing his plan to disturb the yellow and stupid pillars to obtain a certificate,
Xu Damao actually predicted how Sha Zhu would react after the incident,
But in fact, he is still full of confidence and disapproval.
He felt that even though he had ruined Shazhu's marriage, the prospective daughter-in-law he had obtained just flew away,
But compared with his foolishness who killed himself and spread the news of his bankruptcy, which made him unable to marry a wife at all,
That's what happened to him, as the saying goes, come and don't reciprocate!At least I didn't wipe out Silly Zhu again!
It's already an extrajudicial favor!
But when things came to an end, looking at the silly Zhu who looked like a madman in front of him,
Only then did Xu Damao realize that his thinking was too simple. Although he was a villain, at least he was reasonable.
He still has his own bottom line in being a person and doing things, but Sha Zhu not only has no brains, he even has no bottom line at all!
Looking at the silly Zhu who exudes murderous aura all over his body, Xu Damao's hands and feet are really cold, and his two legs are fighting!
For the first time, I felt that I was a bit sloppy, but it didn't mean that Xu Damao regretted disturbing Huang Shazhu's marriage.
Instead, he regretted that he shouldn't be so greedy. After doing this, he didn't go to hide with his parents for a while.
He even continued to go back to the courtyard, wanting to see Sha Zhu's unlucky appearance again with his own eyes, he was happy.
Well now, the clown is himself!
In fact, it wasn't just Xu Damao who was shivering in the room,
How could the neighbors in the courtyard miss eating melons and watching operas?
They had already discovered the clue when Shazhu rushed back to the courtyard like a mad cow.
Immediately after Shazhu's hysterical curse,
Resounding directly through the courtyard, it is the most obvious assembly call,
Although they have always had the habit of watching the excitement without taking too much trouble,
But this time, seeing that terrifying idiot who was clearly irrational,
These people don't continue fighting as usual anymore,
Because no one is really an idiot, they used to be able to make a fuss, but now they do it again in this situation,
Then it would definitely end in flames, so they all silently gathered around to watch the play,
Naturally, no one dared to go in and interfere with this matter!
Everyone knows that this is not the daily dispute between Shazhu and Xu Damao,
For such a trivial matter, they still dare to go over and pull a shelf to show their presence,
But now the Shazhu wielding the shovel is obviously disrecognized by his relatives. He Daqing might be knocked down by Shazhu's shovel when he comes. Who would dare to go up and ask for trouble?
Is it possible that iron shovel is more fragrant than white flour steamed buns?
With Shazhu's body and this shovel, ordinary people might die and go directly to meet Jia Dongxu and Lao Jia.
So today's courtyard eating melon scene is full of strange colors,
Everyone, including Xu Damao whose house was demolished, dared not speak up.
Everyone silently watched Sha Zhu frantically swinging the shovel alone,
Then crackling!Everything that could be smashed in Xu Damao's house was smashed to pieces!
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