So every time I try my best to stuff their local products,
Of course I refused at first,
But it's really hard to give up the kindness, and I'm afraid that the hearts of the villagers will be chilled, so I reluctantly accept a little bit every time,
It's the same this time, fellow villagers watch me show movies so hard,
He insisted on giving me two old hens and told me to bring them back and raise eggs to nourish my body.
What a heart-warming thing you said!
but!
When I got back from doing errands today, it seemed like one of the chickens in my chicken coop was missing! "
"And guess what? Let me tell you, Changli..."
The more Zhou Changli heard it, the weirder his expression became, he couldn't help but ask,
"I guess...then when you were looking for chicken, you found that Sha Zhu happened to be stewing chicken at home?"
"Ah... no!"
"Changli, you are really amazing! Can you guess this? You really have two brushes! No wonder the two police stations ran to the rolling mill to hire you!"
"That's it, and then I saw Sha Zhu cooking chicken at home! His house doesn't even have a chicken coop, who else would you say he didn't steal it?"
"So I thought that we are all neighbors in the courtyard, and I grew up with him, big and small,
I also don't want to go to the police station to call the police for such a little thing, let him be ruined, how can I, Xu Damao, bear it?
So I tried to persuade you, eat the chicken as soon as you eat it, and pay me the money and let it go!
But guess what?He is so stupid that he doesn't pull out a hair!Want to eat my chicken for free!Who can endure what you are doing? "
Shazhu originally didn't even want to look at Zhou Changli sitting in the position of the uncle and flaunting his might,
But just because he didn't speak first,
Xu Damao, the grandson thief, turned black and white so badly, talked nonsense, and corrupted people's innocence out of thin air!
Silly Zhu naturally won't get used to him!
If I still don't say a word at this time, wouldn't it be a tacit consent that I stole the chicken from Da Mao's family?
Then wouldn't he, He Yuzhu, still want to carry the name of stealing chickens and dogs in the future?Which girl would dare to marry him like this?
So of course Shazhu would not continue to remain silent,
He turned around and tilted his neck, pointed at Xu Damao's nose and said angrily, ζ°.XX.♂
"Xu Damao, you grandson thief can really make up stories!"
"You lost your own chicken, but I stewed the chicken at home. I stole the chicken? What kind of reason is this?"
"According to your fallacious theory like Xu Damao, will my family not be able to cook in the future?"
"Otherwise, as soon as I cook rice, others say that the rice belongs to them, and I start cooking meat,
They will say that this meat is also bought by their family! "
"Could it be that you don't eat anything at all, and just leave this bigu every day and wait to become a fairy?"
"To tell you the truth, Xu Damao, although I, He Yuzhu, haven't saved much money,
But I am full and the whole family is not hungry, so buying a chicken is not too much, right?
As long as you Xu Damao knows love, don't I need it?
Besides, you said it was your chicken,
Then you should yell now, see if your chicken will pay attention to you, and you're done! "
Good guy,
Zhou Changli had no choice but to give Shazhu a thumbs up in his heart,
As long as this courtyard God of War is not under the influence of Qin Huairu's aura of Jiangzhi,
Performance has always been brilliant.
It is probably comparable to Xu Damao.
Then both of them said that it was not their fault, it was all the fault of the other party!
So the two started the most irritable confrontation show in the courtyard again!
And when this time comes,
The melon-eating people in the courtyard who thought there was no good show to watch,
Immediately got excited again,
They started booing and raising seedlings one after another, making the yard full of cheerful atmosphere inside and outside again!
It slightly dilutes the feeling of suffocation caused by the arrival of Zhou Changli, the big devil!
And Liu Haizhong saw that the situation was developing as he expected,
Although there was a burst of ecstasy in my heart, but my face was still suffocated,
He turned his head solemnly and said to Zhou Changli,
"Changli, look at things like this,
Two people are because of a chicken, neither of them is willing to take a step back,
I was about to smoke out of my mouth, but no one listened.
Fortunately, the street office sent you, a capable person, over here.
Then I can finally take a breather, so the rest is all up to you, Changli! "
But at this moment,
Zhou Changli, who was originally relaxed and enjoyed watching the movie,
But the whole person was stunned,
Without him!
Because of this plot, the more he watched it, the more he felt a sense of déjà vu!
I seem to have seen exactly the same scene somewhere!
Then a light flashed in my mind,
Got it!
This is not the TV series of Siheyuan full of love,
A classic famous scene that happened at the beginning of the original play?
Basically, all the friends who travel through the courtyard can't escape the opening,
That is the classic scene of the thief of the courtyard house stealing the name of the chicken!
But although Zhou Changli felt that this scene was very familiar, he always felt that something was wrong!
It seems that a lot of things have changed, but not completely.
Since it is a chicken stealing incident,
So what about the protagonist Stealing the Holy Stick?Why didn't I see it?
But don't worry about the details yet,
So Zhou Changli pondered for a while, and after he knew it well,
He turned his head and asked in Liu Haizhong, who was secretly delighted in his heart,
"Just such a small matter of sesame and mung beans, you all have to bother Director Wang of the street office?
Old Liu!You still say you are not an idiot?Just tell me first, how did you deal with it at the time,
How can Xu Damao and Shazhu not be convinced?What a talent you are! "
And Liu Haizhong, who was waiting to see Zhou Changli's jokes,
Upon hearing Zhou Changli openly and honestly scolding him for the word he hates most, "scumbag",
The whole face suddenly twitched, and at the same time suddenly darkened,
Liu Haizhong, who always thinks of himself as extraordinary and thinks that he is always underappreciated, hates others to call him an idiot!
He thought that you, Zhou Changli, really didn't give him any face, even if you continued not to call him uncle, but old Liu,
It's better than calling him an idiot, right?
You are an idiot!
Your whole family is an idiot!
Liu Haizhong could only fight back frantically in his stomach,
Do not dare to do it!
Because his "Yuanyu" can only be used to educate his sons,
So in the end, he could only grit his teeth and respond with a half-hearted smile,
"Changli, you are still so joking when you talk, don't be like this next time! I am also the uncle of the courtyard house, please pay attention to the wording."
"How else can I deal with it? I'll just reason with them. Isn't it just a matter of a chicken?"
"
But you have all seen these two people,
Don't listen to advice at all, completely immersed in your own world,
You said no matter how capable I am, I can't deal with two people who won't compromise with each other at all, right? "
"Changli, you are still young, have you finally realized the difficulties I have with Lao Yan?
It's not that we don't do things, it's that people are really not good enough, so we don't give opportunities at all!
You said we don't go to the street to do it, so what can we do?
Hehehe... If you don't want Changli, you should go to the street to do it, just like the previous few times,
Just help us invite Director Wang back to preside over the overall situation, right?
It's okay, everyone can't solve it, it's not shameful,
Those of us will never laugh at you..."
Zhou Changli:? ? ?
What the fuck are you talking about bangs?
Chapter 403 People are doing it, but God is watching!think it over
Zhou Changli listened to Liu Haizhong's strange mood,
Naturally, it was obvious at a glance what he was planning.
This is to see their own jokes.
He was specially hired by the street office to handle the affairs of the courtyard house. Now if I go back to the street office to find Director Wang,
Is this hiring a lonely?
Liu Haizhong is clearly a bottle full of himself, and half a bottle is dangling, this untrue Siheyuan uncle can't convince the crowd at all!
Zhou Changli remembers when he first watched "Love in a Courtyard",
But there is no plot where the neighbors in the courtyard see the sky and go to the street to make a fuss,
Because there is no time traveler in the TV series,
So Yi Zhonghai is still in front of his uncle,
For things like stealing chickens, he, Yi Zhonghai, can easily suppress Xu Damao, a king with a strong mouth, and continue to favor Silly Zhu,
Because Xu Damao is a fine person, naturally he doesn't dare to offend Yi Zhonghai, and Sha Zhu obeys Yi Zhonghai's words in the play,
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