Siheyuan: Successfully promoted and married a daughter-in-law

"Clap" sound,

A scarlet welt appeared on the stick's hand,

What followed was a pain that penetrated deep into the bone marrow, directly impacting the brain of the stick!

Let him have no intention of trying to intimidate, reason, and slap...

He could only instinctively let out a shrill scream, covering the place where he was whipped, and burst into tears!

Because of the abnormal cooperation with the Dao brothers these days, the stick stems,

So I had a good little life, and I didn't suffer from the fist anesthesia service of the Three Musketeers again.

Now Xiong Chumo shattered all his fantasies with the whip,

The rivers and lakes are not some unrestrained and unrestrained paradise, there are only sinister rivers and lakes, don't make mistakes!

But before the wave of pain from the stick has subsided,

Xiong Chumo's follow-up whipping came uninvited, this time with added material,

The moment the whip was swung, there was even a splash of salty chili water,

It landed on the stick's mouth first, and he subconsciously licked it!

Good guy!

This shit has already made the stick so painful that he didn't want to live without adding anything, so what will be added after this?

And let no one live?

Do you, Xiong Chumo, look down on these two dollars?

You are so noble!

You are amazing!

But you should at least give him a chance to confess his innocence, and you should at least ask,

Are you recruiting or not... Ahh!wrong!

Are you convinced or not?Are you listening?

What the hell are you calling without saying a word?What kind of trouble are you trying to make?

Isn't this obviously to satisfy some special little hobby of your own?

He is awesome and not some mighty and unyielding tough guy!

So the Thief immediately lay down on the ground, skillfully covered his head and face, curled up into a ball,

Then he yelled hysterically,

"Stop hitting brother! I'm convinced! I'm obedient!"

"Clap!"

"Hiss! Brother! Can you be reasonable! Your boss has already said, don't break me! Even if you don't look at your boss's face, please respect me? Money! I'm money, do you understand?"

"Clap clap clap!"

"***! I told you not to hit me again, did you hear me? I'm really going to freak out! Then you'll be dead! Hiss, crippled!"

"Clap clap clap!"

"Ahhh... I'm joking, big brother! Uncle! Ancestor! Please don't hit me, I'll do whatever you want! Please! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Pain, pain, pain! "

Xiong Chumo's whip, as the stick speaks more,

The more powerful the wave is, the more the pepper water will be soaked,

The stick that was beaten at the end dared not talk nonsense anymore, except for the sound of whipping in the whole room,

All that remains is the wailing and air-conditioning cries of the Thief Saint,

joke!

If Xiong Chumo doesn't have anything,

How could it be possible for someone like Boss Li to use it for so many years?

Besides, what's the use of persuasion?

He has seen a lot of brats like Bang Geng who think they are stealing, raping and playing tricks,

If you don't make his soul tremble first, how can anyone give in so easily?

Even if you're really good at being strong outside, and you're a coward, Xiong Chumo just likes to hear the sound of a whip falling on a person, and enjoys the wailing from the person he whips,

You call!

No one will come to rescue you even if you shout your throat out!

the more you shout,

He, Xiong Chumo, became more and more excited!

Jie Jie Jie...

When Xiong Chumo felt that the heat of the first stage was almost over,

Then let down the whip,

After holding a pot of water and pouring it up,

Wipe a handful of water on his beard,

Staring at the stick terrier whimpering on the ground, he smiled and said,

"Here we are, the goods are also divided into grades, young boys with cute looks, they are really valuable, and they are also qualified to let us help find new parents to enjoy the blessings, because they can't remember their own life. The appearance of parents will only be bought back at a high price."

"You are like this, you are old, you have your own memories, and you still want to find new parents? Are you afraid that you are thinking about farts? Why do they buy you back? Waiting for you to run away if you disagree? Or when you grow up? Just leave?"

"Everyone is not a fool!"

"But it's not like you have other ways out. For example, some talents have other arrangements. Tell me now, do you have any talents?"

You guys really have a lot of tricks when you hear the sticks?

Is there an age limit for finding new parents?

Do you have any other talents?

Is my unique skill of stealing the holy door and picking the lock considered a talent?

But this is his life-saving trick at the bottom of the box, so it can't be exposed!Perhaps this unique skill is the only way to survive from a desperate situation!

So he resisted the heaven-defying pain from the mixture of pepper water and salt water on his body to stimulate the wound,

Weakly asked,

"What... what is talent, can you give me an example to remind me?"

"Yes! For example, when I heard you screaming just now, your voice sounded pretty good.

a little smell,

If you can sing, you should be a good seed, so can you sing? "

The stick was suddenly struck by lightning,

He never imagined that he had reached this point.

To hear such an unimaginable question in such a terrifying environment,

Can you sing?

I can sing the papa of eighteen generations of your family's ancestors!

Xiong Chumo!

You really are a complete lunatic!

Chapter 343 The stick that escaped a catastrophe, this talent road does not matter

"Hurry up, you can talk about whether you have talent or not. If you don't tell me, I will continue to start the second stage!"

Xiong Chumo looked at the stammering character of the stick,

Immediately I couldn't bear my temper anymore.

The anger started to rise again, and the one arm started to hold the whip again, ready to move,

When the stick saw it, his scalp went numb and his eyelids twitched!

The brain started to run crazily. If it was a pu, it would almost be overloaded and smoke...

Just when Xiong Chumo stood up impatiently,

Stealing the Holy Stick suddenly flashed through his mind, his grandma who won the title of Great Master of Soul Evocation in the courtyard,

Jia Zhang's figure,

Jia Zhang's summoning Divine Comedy again and again,

Even the stick has a deep memory, and he didn't feel much at ordinary times, but at this moment it appeared so clearly in his heart, deep in his mind!

Let him suddenly bliss to his heart and roar,

"Uncle Xiong! Whip him to keep people! I have talent! I can sing! I can do it!"

"Oh?"

As soon as Xiong Chumo heard it, he immediately lowered the soft whip in his hand, and temporarily soaked it in the pepper salt water bucket,

I think it would be nice to enchant the whip first and then enchant it.

He sat down slowly again, and said to Stickong with suspicious eyes,

"You can sing if you can sing, what are you waiting for? Maybe I have to set up a stage for you?"

As soon as the stick is heard, there is a play,

Confidence suddenly increased,

So he first blew his nose with trembling hands, and quickly rubbed it on the heel,

Then I cleared my throat, and the super imitation show of the spiritual master Jia Zhang began!

In order to imitate vividly, Bang Geng also imitated Jia Zhang and opened the super evolution of the undead knight,

The whole person lay on the ground, tumbling and singing, dancing, and rapping, and began to chant the big move:

"Old Jia Dongxu died early! The stars in the sky join the Big Dipper!" (Hey, join the Big Dipper) (Old Jia Dongxu died really early!) Double bet!

"If you say go, go away! If you go, I will all cry (hehe, everyone will cry) (eating Xile in the courtyard hahaha) single bet!

"Old Jia Dongxu yelled quickly, it will be unearthed when it should be unearthed! Take it all away wow (it will be unearthed when it should be unearthed) (take it all away wow) double bet!

"Hey! Hey! Hey, take it away!" Three bets!

"Hey! Hey! Hurry up!" Three bets!

"Old Jia Dongxu, give a quick roar, and take it away when it's time to take it away!" Double bet!

"Hurry up and hurry up!"

"Hey! Hey! Take it all away!"

"Hey! Hey! Hurry up!"

"Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, take them all away!"

"Click" sound,

As soon as this Divine Comedy of the stick comes out,

Immediately let Xiong Chumo, a desperado who has become so old in the world, only feel the magic sound filling his head,

Go around the beam for three days without a break!

I don't know the taste of meat!

Even the guy in the middle of the hand!I didn't expect you to come from a tough bone, stick!I knew you were not that simple! "

"Otherwise, Boss Li wouldn't buy it for two dollars!"