In the beginning, the crazy magic stick technique was really powerful!
Smashing the stupid column so badly is so unpleasant!
But the ancients said: one go all out again and again!
Xu Damao's beating experience is far better than fighting experience,
His physical strength is also far inferior to that of Shazhu,
One who was not paying attention was grabbed by the iron rod by Sha Zhu,
Then he took it away with brute force, and threw it to the base of the wall in the distance with a wave of his hand.
Sha Zhu beat Xu Damao with no disdain for using an iron rod,
In fact, I'm also afraid that I can't control my strength because I am so angry that I can directly smash Xu Damao to death!
So after disarming Xu Damao,
Kicked Xu Damao to the ground with one kick.
Then go up and ride it is a blast hammer!
Xu Damao was so natural and skillful that he held his head with both hands, and bent his whole body into a shrimp shape as much as possible,
Lie down and be beaten honestly!
Looking at the miraculous scene in front of him, Zhou Changli immediately stretched out his hand and scratched his head.
What's the situation?
Before he could make a move, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, the life-and-death enemies, had already started fighting!
It's really wonderful!
At this time, Zhou Xiaobai was no longer surprised by the strange people and strange things in the courtyard.
But the girl Lou Xiaoe was shocked instantly,
Where has she seen such a scene,
Obviously they are neighbors who live in a courtyard, and they get confused when they disagree with each other?
Moreover, this Xu Damao was still imposing like a rainbow just now, waving an iron rod to be invincible,
In the blink of an eye, he was pinned to the ground and beaten until he just wailed?
That's it?
I was really fortunate to have met Zhou Changli, the noble man who was hit, and reminded me to jump out of the fire pit!
Otherwise, I really want to marry such a man who is not only useless, but also useless,
How miserable will her life be?
so horrible!
"Ow!"
suddenly,
Xu Damao let out another heart-piercing cry!
Instantly awakened Lou Xiao'e who was in deep thought,
Turn around and look at Xu Damao!
The small mouth was so shocked that it opened slightly!
It turned out that the more Sha Zhu played, the more fun he played,
Finally, he stood up with a strange smile, raised his leg and it was an extremely skilled kick,
kicked the old place under Xu Damao's crotch again,
Xu Damao's eyes were so painful that they almost protruded, his hands could no longer care about covering his head, he just covered his crotch and began to roll and howl!
"Silly Zhu! You kid is so ruthless today, is it because you want to kill someone?"
Uncle Yi Zhonghai is just like the policemen of the free country in later generations, and he only appeared at the end.
He had actually been standing at the corner of the courtyard and observing quietly just now,
Sha Zhu and Xu Damao have been fighting in the courtyard since they were young.
The residents in the courtyard house have long been used to it.
But as soon as Yi Zhonghai saw that Shazhu's attack was obviously much heavier today,
Especially the heavy kick just now,
Seeing Yi Zhonghai and the neighbors who watched the excitement, their crotches tightened!
It hurts to look at it!Not to mention Xu Damao who was kicked!
That's the key to men!
Shazhu is completely different this time from before, and he doesn't hold back at all!
It would be good if Xu Damao was kicked out with one kick!
Can he still run silly?
It must be all you can eat!
Didn't his pension plan die prematurely again?
Still playing a fart?
Silly Zhu was dragged aside by the great master Yi Zhonghai, and he still pointed at Xu Damao who was rolling and crying on the ground and said viciously:
"Xu Damao, you cheap ruffian, don't pretend to be miserable for me, if it weren't for the uncle protecting you, I would definitely give you another kick today!"
"Go back to your own house and howl, do you hear me? Disgraceful stuff! Bah!"
But at this moment, Xu Damao was in so much pain that he couldn't even speak a word.
Just lying on the ground screaming and rolling like a rolling gourd,
His face was completely pale, and white foam was spit out from the corner of his mouth!
Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao's appearance and thought it was funny,
I thought it was Xu Damao's new trick,
So he continued to laugh with his arms akimbo:
"Xu Damao, yes, I didn't expect you to pretend to be stupid and play new tricks now? What's wrong? Is this the toothpaste I ate at noon? You can still spit bubbles like a fish? You are really talented! Hahaha... "
But Zhou Changli found that Xu Damao was not only foaming at the mouth, but also started to roll his eyes now.
So he said softly,
"Silly Zhu, don't pretend to understand if you don't understand."
"What toothpaste did you eat at noon? It's terrible to be uneducated. It was foaming at the mouth caused by severe pain. Didn't you see that Xu Damao was about to faint and lose consciousness?"..
"Silly Zhu, you are really brave, that kick almost sent Xu Damao away, did you kick that place casually?
That's a place where men pass on their families. If we don't send them to the hospital, we can sit and wait for dinner.
Let me just say yes, I will sit at the children's table! "
The neighbors who eat melons heard what Zhou Changli said,
Then he leaned closer to look at Xu Damao who was lying on the ground and rolled his eyes,
Immediately panicked,
They all chattered,
"Isn't that right, when I went back to the countryside to watch other people's houses stir up pigs, pigs behave like this!"
"Silly Zhu is really ruthless, you won't kick Xu Damao's eggs to pieces, will you?"
"Hiss! Stop talking, I'm in pain!"
"I think Sha Zhu went too far this time. Even if Xu Damao had practiced the golden bell cover iron shirt, he couldn't stand being kicked hard there!"
"Isn't it? Sometimes when I'm on the kang, my wife accidentally hits me, and I have to lie down for a long time!"
"Huh? How did it hit? Tell me in detail!"
"Fuck you! Is this the time to talk about this? Get lost!"
At this time, the second uncle Liu Haizhong also came out with a full stomach and said:
"Old Yi, what do you think of this matter?"
The elder Yi Zhonghai glared at Liu Haizhong, roaring in his heart:
What do you think?Of course I just stand and watch, right?You idiot talk nonsense!
But what he said was,
"Stop making sarcastic remarks, and let's all do something serious."
"Sizhu, you go and push the cart in the front yard, and everyone helps, and take Xu Damao to the hospital first."
"Be nimble! Don't think about it if something happens to you!"
Hearing that everyone said that to the uncle, the silly Zhu at the top immediately calmed down a little.
Opened his mouth and wanted to defend himself,
But after taking a closer look at Xu Damao, whose face was livid on the ground, and even unable to cry,
There is also a "click" in my heart,
It's not that he is stupid, if he is really disabled, he will definitely not be able to eat and walk around!
"Yes, yes, yes, the uncle is right, everyone hurry up and take action!"
"I'm going to push the cart!"
Silly Zhu ran straight to the front yard,
I don't dare to be stubborn anymore.
He was afraid that if he slowed down, the whole courtyard could have a feast, and he would eat peanuts himself!
But Xu Damao, who was in a trance at this time,
Hearing that everyone was going to send him to the hospital for emergency treatment, the originally white eyes began to struggle to recover a little clarity,
There was a huge sense of panic in my heart instantly!
It directly overwhelmed the severe pain in the crotch!
Seeing that Xu Damao exhausted all his strength, he barely opened his mouth and said,
"Don't... don't... don't..."
"I was just kicked out for a while, don't I understand my own body?"
"Besides, how many years have I been fighting with Shazhu, there is no need to go to the hospital for such a small injury."
"I'll be fine when I go home and lie down for a while!"
"Don't make a fuss... hiss!"
Now even though he fainted from the pain, Xu Damao didn't dare to ask everyone to take him to the hospital!
I was sent to the hospital for this condition.
The doctor's first focus is definitely on his own vital parts.
Isn't it common knowledge that I have a hidden disease and it has become an extinct thing?
Because as long as one person knows the truth,
no doubt,
The fact that Xu Damao has no bullets in his gun will spread throughout the courtyard within a day.
In less than three days, the entire Red Star Rolling Mill will be famous!
At that time, what else will he talk about to recover Lou Xiao'e?What corner overtaking?What is the pinnacle of life?
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