"Cough cough cough... That's right, Changli, you know the master well, and the master has no bad intentions. Let's discuss academic issues from now on. That... kiss... what does it feel like?"
Zhou Changli was about to split apart in an instant,
Master, aren't you an expert in advanced love theory?
Why even ask such a question?
But looking at the curious baby-like eyes of his master,
Zhou Changli pondered for a long time before solemnly saying eleven words:
"Like a balloon, full and elastic!"
Yang Congrong was shocked when he heard it!
In my mind, I thought,
Are you really expressing kissing feelings you son of a bitch?
Why does it sound so wrong?
This is clearly Xiaobai's encounter with a salty pig, right?
If you think like Yang Congrong too!
Zhou Changli could only snort coldly!
Say a word: superficial!
Gee!
You haven't kissed the mouth, have you?
In fact, you think too much,
Zhou Changli is talking about the feeling of kissing,
It's like the taste of a first kiss.
And about the first kiss,
Everyone's feelings are different,
Some people will say that it's like "fireworks are going off all over the body", while others will say "it's like eating salmon",
And some people said, "It's actually similar to eating pig's trotters."
There are all kinds of things, and they vary from person to person!
Anyway, Zhou Changli felt like that at the time!
Otherwise, tell me what you are like?
Chapter 131 Try and not get pregnant!Three sentences killed the opponent's two armored mechanics
Looking at the unscrupulous master in front of him,
Zhou Changli finally couldn't take it anymore,
Decided to have something explosive to refresh the master,
He put his hand directly into his satchel.
Who knew that when Yang Congrong saw Zhou Changli's movements,
Immediately startled,
He squinted his eyes and said aloud,
"Changli! You said that like a balloon is like a balloon! The master didn't say that he didn't believe you, why did you use a kitchen knife when you disagreed! You can't! You can save this trick for Zhou Zhennan!"
Zhou Changli: "???"
Why take out a kitchen knife?
What to keep for Zhou Zhennan?
Has the master been obsessed with researching mushroom bomb data recently?
Say something inexplicable!
I just took out a mushroom bomb data!
When Yang Congrong watched his apprentice Zhou Changli take out a notebook from his satchel,
Only with a face of embarrassment, he quickly picked up the lunch box and continued to cook.
"Master, didn't you ask me what I saw from your data last time?"
"Hmm! What do you see? It's plump? Elastic? Hahaha hiccup..."
"Master! If you do this again, I won't give it! I see that your data is wrong! Then I will calculate the correct one for you!"
Yang Congrong didn't take Zhou Changli's words to heart at all.
While continuing to pick rice into his mouth, he nodded and said,
"That's right, the master's data is indeed wrong. The food you bought is quite delicious! Which restaurant did you buy it from? Next time, the master will eat by himself."
Zhou Changli squinted his eyes and said directly,
"Master! I mean! The mushroom bomb data you got from Big Brother is wrong! Those guys with ulterior motives are fooling us!"
"Pfft!" Yang Congrong heard Zhou Changli's words,
All the rice was sprayed out in one bite!
"Cough cough cough... Shhh! Little bastard! Cough cough... How could you..."
Zhou Changli patted Yang Congrong's back to let him breathe, and said calmly,
"Master, I'm an engineer anyway, do you really think your apprentice is a vegetarian? Then don't I know Einstein's formula?"
Yang Congrong finally realized the seriousness of the situation,
He put down the lunch box directly,
Get up and lock the door of the cubicle,
Then without a word, he opened Zhou Changli's notebook and began to read it intently,
Good guy!
The more he looked, the more shocked he became!
because……
He found that what his apprentice gave him turned out to be real!
And the mushroom bomb data provided by the experts at Big Brother is now super secret!
It is impossible for Zhou Changli to come into contact with this kind of data!
Could it be that he really made this thing out of the data he showed him a few days ago?
Although he is still unable to determine whether the mushroom bomb data is correct or not,
But what he saw now was shocking enough!
"Changli! You...I...what else do you want to eat! You follow me immediately!" Yang Congrong jumped up excitedly like a child,
Just grabbed Zhou Changli's hand and wanted to take him away,
But Zhou Changli stood there motionless and said with a smile,
"Master! If you want to go, go, this thing has nothing to do with me since it was handed over to you! You understand!"
"Although I am very enlightened, it is really impossible for me to stay in the deserted Gobi Desert for several years like you great people. I am still young, so I only kissed Zhou Xiaobai!"
"You said that I am following you now, no matter who I meet or what I hear, is it possible for me to be as free as I am now?"
"Master, who said that those who stand in the light are heroes? Those of you who silently contribute to the motherland, whimpering and roaring in the dark night, are heroes!"
"Now is not the time to care about the details. Wouldn't it be nice to let my apprentice hide behind you, take the blame and let me come with the data?"
Yang Congrong looked at Zhou Changli's serious expression,
I suddenly realized, yes, this little bastard is not an old bachelor who decided to dedicate his life to science and the country.
If he is really brought in, he will disappear for a few years without making a sound,
So this girl Xiaobai doesn't hate herself?
So he patted Zhou Changli on the shoulder and said,
"Okay! Master understands! As long as you are doing your best for the country, what is the difference between you and me! Then master will go first! If your data is true, it will be a great contribution!"
"I don't care if it's credit or not. Anyway, in the next ten years or so, we won't decipher these things! Hehehe..."
"Tsk tsk! You boy! You said it well! Since you understand everything, then you must remember to keep it secret!"
"Understood! Master! Don't worry about my work! Oh, by the way, master, I still have the perfect test explosion site and coordinates after the successful development of the mushroom bomb. Remember to report it in your own name when the time comes. Reference reference!"
"What's wrong? Do you still divide the Jinding acupoint to see whether Fengshui is successful? Is this understandable? Why do I think you are the master now?"
"Damn, master, anyway, try it, you won't get pregnant if you try!"
"Hey! What are you talking about? But it sounds very reasonable! Try it! Your master's face is still good! If it doesn't work, I will say that Zhou Zhennan and I researched this place together! Hehehe... ..."
"Master! High! It's really high! I think it's wonderful!"
Zhou Changli and Yang Congrong, both master and apprentice, never expected that just a few indecent conversations between master and apprentice,
Not long after, the higher-ups actually carried out a mushroom bomb test explosion at the place Zhou Changli said!
Then there were two big brother armored mechanics who sneaked in to plot evil, and were directly blasted by this test to the point where there was not even a scum left!
Well done!
Because we tried to explode mushroom bombs on our own home site, no one said anything!
Anyway, there is a desolate no-man's land on the map!
You just said, why are there two armored mechanics there?
The occurrence of this scene shocked the world directly!
From then on, I am in China, and I am no longer afraid of other people showing mushroom bombs!
because!
We have too!
Who is afraid of whom?
Speaking of Yang Congrong wearing the mushroom bomb data that Zhou Changli gave him,
When he was about to ride his broken bicycle that rang everywhere except the bell,
He was stopped by Zhou Changli again,
Then with a smile, he pushed his newly bought Feige over and said,
"Master! No wonder you haven't even kissed. You said you can't change a car? It really breaks my heart as an apprentice. I bought this car for you!"
Yang Congrong suddenly burst into tears, thinking that his apprentice was worth it!
Next time, whatever you say, you have to give Changli the whole tank!
Then he rode away without saying a word!
What a man!
At this time, the workers in the rolling mill saw that Zhou Changli had bought a new bicycle.
I even gave it to my master directly, and I was almost out of shape with envy!
Especially those neighbors in his courtyard, they got together and talked a lot,
"Good guy! Zhou Changli bought more bicycles than my family eats meat in a month!"
"Zhou Changli is really too rich. As far as our entire courtyard is concerned, only the third master bought a second-hand one. Zhou Changli bought three of them! He even gave away two directly!"
"People are more deadly than others. Who made them be promoted to engineers? You can also upgrade if you have the ability."
"Is it enough to just upgrade and have money? The key is do you have a bicycle ticket?"
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