let you take over the zoo, you drive the animals crazy.

In the next second, it inserted these cigarettes into the round holes one by one in front of everyone.

Soon a pack of cigarettes was inserted, and after that, the poopman put the other side of the pipe into his mouth.

Seeing this, everyone still doesn't understand what this invention is for.

"This invention of Dr. Shidifu can perfectly solve the problem of smokers who are not addicted to smoking."

"Since the quality cannot be achieved, we will win by quantity. It is no longer a problem to smoke 20 cigarettes at a time and finish a pack of cigarettes in 10 minutes."

"In just one year, we can have 20 years of smoking experience, which is very easy to use."

It's just that just after Yang Lin finished his sentence, the poop man who pretended to take a sip fell to the ground with a plop.

Seeing this scene, Yang Lin immediately spread his hands.

"Of course, the disadvantages of this invention are also obvious. Dr. Shifu probably has already seen its great-grandmother."

As soon as the words fell, both the audience present and the audience in the live broadcast room all burst into laughter.

"6, when I first started, I thought it was a serious invention show, but only now did I realize that it was actually a funny show."

"No wonder it's called a magic tool for quitting smoking. It only takes two days to use it, not to mention quitting smoking, but also quitting eating."

"I don't know if you can stand up to this 20-year skill."

"Let's put it into production. I, Wang Duoyu, invested in this project."

"If this invention is really mass-produced, Longguo Tobacco will be able to buy the entire Pretty Country next year."

"The tax paid in a day can build an aircraft carrier."

"Yan Wangye: You are trying to improve my performance at the end of the year."

"Judge: My life and death book is written overtime, my pen is smoking."

Just when the audience was laughing and rolling forward and backward, the Shifu who had just fallen to the ground also cheated.

"Okay, just now is Dr. Shidifu's first little invention, and here I want to tell everyone that smoking is harmful to health."

"Okay, now let's take a look at Dr. Shidifu's second invention."

Talking about it, the Shifu in the park came up with another invention.

But this time what was taken out was a very normal-looking stroller.

"This invention is amazing."

"I believe that many fathers have a motorcycle dream, but they have to suppress this dream in their hearts due to the oppression of life."

"This stroller can perfectly realize the locomotive dream without delaying walking the baby."

While Yang Lin was speaking, Shifu put on a pair of roller skates.

Seeing this scene, everyone was a little confused.

Until Shifu turned a switch on the push handle of the baby carriage, the sound of roaring engine came from under the baby carriage.

In the next second, amidst the stunned expressions of countless audiences, the poop man wearing roller skates was taken away by the stroller.

The speed was so fast that it left a series of afterimages on the scene.

Before they knew it, the BGM of the shrimp catcher sounded in everyone's minds.

By the time everyone reacted, the stroller had already made a big circle around the orangutan park.

In such a situation, all the audience will be dumbfounded.

It wasn't until the sound of falling water came that the audience woke up like a dream.

Chapter 296 Very Easy to Use Part Three

In the park, with the sound of falling into the water, everyone thought it was the man who fell into the water.

It wasn't until the man in a white coat fished out a wet doll from the water beside him that everyone finally came to their senses.

"Damn it, what kind of underworld invention is this?"

"What kind of life accelerator is this?"

"Nonsense, it's obviously a one-button restart of the stroller."

"Pampers passed baby stroller, you deserve it."

"The baby is suspected of two crimes of drunk milk and speeding."

"Sure enough, Dad is the greatest danger when there is no danger."

"I, Wang Duoyu, will not vote for this product. my country's family planning is already doing very well. I suggest promoting it on Ah San."

"Zhuo, what kind of King of Hades are you?"

Just like the first invention, the effect of the second invention exploded instantly.

And Yang Lin stood up again at this moment.

"Everyone has seen that our baby stroller for walking dad is very easy to use."

"The racer starts with the baby."

"Of course, everyone should treat what I said just now as fart, and please don't imitate it lightly, after all, this thing is quite a waste of children."

After speaking, Yang Lin kicked the stroller aside.

"Next is the third invention of our Dr. Shifu."

As soon as the words fell, the great master who didn't know where to get up took out an object that looked like a hat from the side.

"This invention looks a bit ordinary."

"It's just a hat, I don't believe it can play anything."

"That's not good."

......

After seeing the previous two inventions, everyone couldn't help looking forward to Shidifu's third invention.

And under the gaze of everyone, Shifu suddenly put this hat on his head.

Before everyone could react, a long green bar appeared above its head.

Looking at the long green strip, everyone couldn't see what it was for a while.

"In our daily life, we often feel unwell due to various problems."

"This hat will perfectly solve this problem for everyone."

As soon as Yang Lin finished speaking, the already puzzled people suddenly became even more puzzled.

"Impossible, can a hat cure a disease?"

"Yes, and this color is not right."

"It can't be said that this hat has medical functions."

.....

Just when everyone was puzzled, Yang Lin spoke again.

"I call this hat a blood strip cap, and the long green strip is our blood strip."

"If you feel unwell now, you can manually adjust the length of the blood bar to display the current physical state, and then serve as a reminder to others."

As he said that, Yang Lin nodded at the Shifu on the side, and then Shifu slapped himself in front of everyone.

In the next second, the blood bar on Shifufu's head, which was full of blood, suddenly lost a small space.

With such a picture, everyone who watched was stunned.

"If we have a high fever, we can also adjust the blood bar to red."

"And if we are poisoned by eating fungus, we can adjust the blood bar to purple, and at the same time adjust it to a continuous blood loss mode."

"That way we can give others real-time insight into our physical condition."

"The boss no longer dares to force us to work overtime, and my boyfriend will no longer make you angry during special times."

"Very easy to use."

After listening to Yang Lin's commentary, all the audience were completely dumbfounded.

I don't know how long it took before the audience reacted.

"I'll go, this is a blood bar for myself."

"Suddenly I really want to do with this thing."

"No, this invention, it actually works."

"It's more than useful, it directly hits my heart."

"Then I stayed up all night for two consecutive nights, should I adjust to an empty blood state now?"

"My Wang Duoyu voted, and this will be mass-produced directly."

"It is recommended to insert the chip and implant it directly into the body to monitor the health status of the body in real time."

"That's not enough. I think the length of the blood bar should be adjusted according to the strength of the body. For a young and strong man like me, the blood bar should be doubled directly."

"Give me a BOSS version of the health bar."

"No, this invention is dangerous. What if I meet a teenager with internet addiction and kill me directly?"

......

Seeing that everyone praised this third invention one after another, Shidifu also exhibited the other five inventions one after another with Yang Lin's cooperation.

There are No.1 simulation glasses, which directly have the No.1 game perspective after wearing them.

Of course, it is actually a headset that covers most of the field of vision.

With a mobile phone with a large battery capacity, the last one percent of the battery capacity of the mobile phone can be used for two hours.

In fact, the power display has been changed. When the mobile phone has 50% of the remaining power, it will start to display as [-]%.

It is an artifact for crossing the road formed by the combination of the head-mounted rearview mirror and the backpack-type turn signal.

There are baby wearable mops and human crawling aids that help humans return to their ancestors in a second.

Everything is beyond everyone's expectations, and everything makes everyone laugh.

After the eight inventions were displayed in turn, the audience had no strength to laugh.

Especially when seeing Yang Lin and Shifufu cooperating with the demonstration with a serious face.

The audience at the scene is still like this, but the audience in the live broadcast room is laughing like crazy at this moment.

"Oh my god, why is an invention exhibition funnier than a sketch in the Spring Festival Gala?"

"I just said that every time I go, I can see the great master making inventions there. It turns out that he invented these things."

"Laughing, my friend told me that the great master was planning to launch the Rise of the Planet of the Apes last time. If these inventions are really used, human civilization will go back 500 years."

"Science can be the ladder of human progress, or it can be the slippery slide of human regression."

"Is the human crawling aid trying to kill me? It took tens of thousands of years for our ancestors to stand up. This invention directly set back human civilization by tens of thousands of years."

"It's not all useless inventions. I think the artifact for crossing the road is pretty good. With a rearview mirror on the head, we can see the danger behind us."

"It's over, someone has already degenerated, why do we use the rearview mirror to look behind, we can turn our heads."

"I'm dying of laughter. This year's best comedy program turned out to be an invention show."

......

Seeing that the effect of the program had been achieved, Yang Lin immediately announced the end of the fourth program.

Five minutes later, Yang Lin, who rode the elephant again, led the crowd towards the next performance venue.

And this time, the place where everyone came to was the Wolf Park.

Chapter 297 The Little Gift of the Chief Sheep

As an unpopular area in Xihong Zoo, it is also the early station of the Wang Wang team. Here live the seven wild wolves brought out by Yang Lin from Longhu Mountain.