Uncle Nine: Starting from Yizhuang to simplify the cultivation of immortals

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The screams sounded again.

The corpse thieves who fell on the street in these few movies are on the street again!

An hour later, Lin Luo took out the Sanqingling.

If you let Nintendo kill you, you can't even transform into a corpse, but if you let other zombies kill you, you can still switch to a trumpet.

I can count as a help to you!

You're welcome, I've already said that I'm a good person!

This ringtone is for you to celebrate!

bell bell bell bell -

Shake the six Sanqing bells joyfully!

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Chapter 110 Master's kindness and apprentice's filial piety!Ma Madi loves his apprentice like a child!

Ren's mansion has been completely set up, and the servants burned paper until midnight, but the old man Ren has not been delivered yet.

"Strange! It's already the fourth watch, and the auspicious time has passed. Why hasn't anyone brought the old man here?"

"Hey, Uncle Deaf, is it the sixth or seventh day?"

Ren Fu couldn't help but ask the housekeeper, Uncle Deaf.

"The patrol horse told me that Chu Qi sent the old man here!"

"You said the seventh day!"

"Yes!"

Ren Furen is about to collapse.

"Today is the sixth day! Tomorrow is the seventh day!"

Ren Fu said angrily, but there was nothing he could do. Uncle Deaf was already old, and he was really not suitable to be the housekeeper of the family.

"No way! Tomorrow is the seventh day of the lunar new year?" Uncle Deaf was still in a daze.

"Uncle Deaf, Uncle Deaf, you are really stupid!"

"Hey, hey, everyone, don't do it! It turns out that Uncle Deaf made a mistake on the date. The old man will come here tomorrow, and he's here today. Clean up and go back to rest!"

"Be careful with candles!"

Ren Fu said helplessly, and no one dared to say anything more. One was the master of the family, and the other was the old housekeeper. What could they do with their subordinates.

The family members of the Ren family went back to the house to rest, and Ren Fu held Uncle Deaf to explain.

"Uncle Deaf, don't make any more mistakes, be careful with the candles! Tonight is all in vain."

Uncle Deaf looked embarrassed and nodded in agreement.

He has worked hard in the Ren family for so many years, and has never made a big mistake. As a result, when it comes to such a big matter as Mrs. Ren, he got the date wrong.

The old horse stumbled, and the deaf uncle felt very uncomfortable in his heart!

……

The next morning, the sky was clear!

In the forest outside Renjia Town, Ma Madi and another apprentice, Aqiang, are looking for Ahao.

While searching, he complained numbly.

"Ahao, you bad boy, don't let me find him. If I find him, I'll beat this little bastard to death!"

"Let him transport a corpse, he can lose himself, it's really embarrassing to me!"

The night before yesterday, he asked Ahao to send Nintendo to Renjia Town, and he went to see off the corpse, and agreed to meet outside Renjia Town the next night!

He was lazy and skipped a distance, and his apprentice was lost!

Losing an apprentice is a trivial matter, don't lose his client too!

Then something happened!

Not to mention the smashed signboard, if something happened to Nintendo, he would be the one to blame!

"Master, look quickly, Ah Hao!"

Ah Qiang suddenly pointed to the woods in front of him and shouted in a panic.

"Where is it! Where is that little beast?"

Ma Madi fiercely looked in the direction Ah Qiang pointed, and saw a man hanging from a tree in the forest ahead!

Σ(⊙▽⊙")?

"Ah! It's really that little bastard, go and have a look!"

I was startled numbly, and I had a bad premonition in my heart!

Why is this brat hanging on a tree!

And my clients!

Ma Madi is a big scammer, with little ability and a lot of temper.

His apprentice was even more pitiful, and almost killed his master in order to pick up girls!

In the movie, the two apprentices directly abducted the little rich woman Zhuzhu, and the master ran away without wanting it.

Said to go abroad to pan for gold!

As far as the brains of these two scammers go abroad, it is also for mining, and they also dig for gold.

Ah Hao was let down, his face was bloody and bloody, looking quite scary.

Numbly, he took out the wine gourd and washed his wound.

Fortunately, it was just disfigured, and his face was swollen like a pig's head. It's not a big problem, at least he's still alive!

As soon as the wine stung the wound, Ahao woke up in pain, and punched violently in pain.

"Which bastard is sneaking up on me! Throwing Lei's mother!"

boom!

Whoops!

With a groan of pain, he was hammered and fell to his buttocks, his eyes were black and blue, and there were stars in front of his eyes.

"Good boy, hit Master!"

"Aqiang, hold him down for me!"

He was so angry that he was so angry that he didn't have a good air.

"Oh!"

Ah Qiang looked excited and held down Ah Hao.

Brat, don't blame me, I actually didn't want to, Master asked me to do this, hehe!

Ah Hao had already come to his senses at this time, seeing his master coming towards him with a dark face, he hurriedly begged for mercy.

"No, Master, I didn't do it on purpose, please forgive me!"

"It wasn't intentional, then you did it on purpose!"

"You little bastard, spare your old mother!"

Ma Madi, who loves his apprentice like a child, pulled out the mahogany sword that he carried with him as a cane, and slapped Ahao's ass violently.

clap clap clap!

Aww~ Aww~ Aww~

Those who heard the cry were sad, and those who saw it wept!

Ah Qiang burst into tears of sadness, and begged Ah Hao for mercy while smiling sadly.

"Master, don't, stop, don't, stop!"

Ma Madi was also obedient, she really didn't stop, and took dozens of pumps before she let out a sigh of relief.

"You bastard, little bastard, where is my client!"

Holding the mahogany sword numbly, he gasped heavily and asked.

Ah Hao lay on the ground, weeping and tearing, looking like he was ruined.

"Master, last night some bastards took advantage of the darkness to deceive me and knocked me out. The client was robbed!"

"I lost your mother and asked you to take a client. You can walk all day and night, and someone stole the client. You bastard! What did you do yesterday!"

I left the night before, until dawn, and then until dark!

Just take a small road and take a nap in the middle, Renjia Town should be there!

Ma Madi is going crazy.

What to be afraid of, the customer is really lost!

If the corpse is turned into a dead body by someone who doesn't know how to do it, it will be troublesome!

"I didn't do anything, Master, you have to trust me!"

"Hey! I've left you a bastard, and I'm not telling the truth now! Good boy, let's see how I deal with you in the future!"

"Aqiang, take him with you, let's go to Renjia Town!"

"Master, the corpses are all lost, what are we going to do in Renjia Town?"

Ah Qiang pulled Ah Hao up and asked in confusion.

"What can I do! Now I can only find a bad boy to pretend to be Nintendo, and then dig it out after he goes to the grave! Fool it, and then slowly find a way to get Nintendo's body back!"

Ma Madi looked at the two apprentices angrily and said.

"Wow! What a great idea! Then who is pretending to be Nintendo!"

Ah Qiang asked with a thumbs up.

Afterwards, Ma Madi and A Qiang looked at A Hao together.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Ah Hao clutched his butt, bared his teeth and said aggrievedly.

"The disaster was caused by you, so of course you should take the blame yourself! You play Nintendo!"

"Ah I!"

"Ah Qiang, you come to transport the corpse!"

"Yes!"

Ah Qiang's excited eyes lit up.

Ah Hao, let your usual fart fall into my hands now!

It has to be said that the three masters and apprentices, the master is kind and the apprentice is filial, and the brother and friend are respectful, they have it all!

……

The night came on schedule.

Lin Luo and Jia Le watched the people busy in Ren's house, and they also helped out.

Until midnight, a bell rang outside Ren's mansion.

Hearing this voice, Taoist Lingling felt very cordial.

"Old Master Ren is back!"

Ah Qiang's shout came from outside the door!

"Come here! The old man is back!"