Uncle Nine: Starting from Yizhuang to simplify the cultivation of immortals

"How dare it be Wu Song downstairs?"

"Exactly, I, Wu Song, are here!"

Ximen Qing and Wu Song on the stage fought lively amidst the sound of gongs and drums.

It has to be said that the artists who sing opera these days are all with real kung fu!

Flying up and down, as steady as a pine, the movements were clean and agile, and everyone in the audience applauded and applauded continuously.

Jia Le's eyes lit up, and he couldn't stop clapping and applauding. Lin Luo always felt that he wanted to rush up to the stage, somersaulting with Wu Song, and beat Ximen Qing violently.

Lin Luo's expression became more and more weird, looking at the two people and one ghost on the stage!

That's right!

In addition to the two entertainers Ximen Qing and Wu Song, there is also a troublemaker with a thin neck and a big head!

This troublemaker looks amazing, with a deformed big head with a tuft of hair growing on it, and a pair of small eyes that are very strange.

This guy was standing next to the two artists, with a smirk on his face, and his small eyes were staring at the two performers, holding his breath.

According to the normal procedure, Wu Song and Ximen Qing fought in the Lion House, and finally Wu Song chopped Ximen Qing's head with a knife, and the scene could be over.

However, just as Wu Song lowered the knife, Ximen Qing stretched his head over, and when he was about to be stabbed, the knife seemed to hit something in mid-air, and bounced off with a snap!

Lin Luo could see clearly that the knife hit the troublemaker's big head!

Ximen Qing: →_→

Wu Song: ←_←

Cut your head!

I know!

Then cut your head off!

I can't cut it down!

On the stage, Wu Song couldn't speak, with a bewildered expression on his face.

The gongs and drums next to them continued to beat the rhythm for the two of them. Seeing that the two of them didn't cut their heads successfully the first time, they thought they had made a mistake, so they hurriedly started another section.

However, Wu Song and Ximen Qing fought two more times and assumed a new posture. When they were about to end the battle, the knife stopped again in mid-air.

Ximenqing is in a hurry, you won't move at the most critical moment, what are you doing!

Cut off your head, how can I get down if you don't cut off your head!

Wu Song people are even more stupid, I really can't cut it down!

The slender-necked, big-headed troublemaker, invisible to everyone, had a smirk on his face, and proudly grabbed Wu Song's arm, no matter how you looked at it, he deserved a beating!

Lin Luo saw it clearly and was speechless for a while.

Should have thought of it earlier!

Isn't this a filmmaker scaring ghosts!

It's also a movie played by Uncle Nine!

It's just that Uncle Jiu in the movie is not a Taoist priest who catches ghosts, but an ordinary theatrical troupe steward.

Pretend to be Bao Gong to interrogate ghosts at night, and the one who is interrogating is this troublemaker with a thin neck and a big head!

You're still making trouble, disturbing Master Xiaodao watching the show, get out of here!

Lin Luo muttered, raised his right hand, and shot a golden light on the stage!

The next second, the thin-necked big-headed ghost screamed and flew out.

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Neither Wu Song nor Ximen Qing noticed that the table behind them suddenly fell to the ground.

Keep playing!

With Wu Song slashed down.

This Lion House is a successful conclusion!

The two breathed a sigh of relief, and entered the backstage one after another.

There was continuous applause outside, and the applause was loud!

Lin Luo hugged his shoulders, frowning, not knowing what he was thinking.

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Chapter 095 Why Do You Have Yin-Yang Eyes?

The person playing Ximen Qing is the signature of the Jiayi troupe, known as the big name Jia!

The whole troupe is pointing at him to sell tickets!

Therefore, even the class leader would call Jia Ge when he saw him.

In the backstage of the theatrical building, the big name Ajia pointed at the nose of Agui who played Wu Song, and cursed.

"What did you do, boy! Destroy me on stage? Do you know that the show is bigger than the sky, play with me, come off the stage, dare to do things on the stage, believe it or not, I will let you get off the stage completely, never again I can't afford this bowl of rice!"

Agui's face was filled with confusion, he won't take the blame for this!

"Brother Jia, I really don't have one. Something seemed to be grabbing my knife on the stage just now!"

"You little bastard, play this with me, you're a little tender!"

"There's no end to pretending to be ghosts, right? Playing ghosts to scare me at night, and now they say there are ghosts in the theater! Where are the ghosts?"

The head teacher and supervisor Uncle Sheng hurried over to persuade Ajia to put out the fire.

I'm going to be on stage for a curtain call soon, so don't lose your temper!

At this moment, the person who went to move the props on the stage came back.

"Leader, Uncle Sheng, I don't know what's going on with this table, it's about to fall apart!"

Everyone looked at the past in unison.

I saw that the table really looked like it was about to fall apart.

Before going on stage, in order to prevent accidents, the props were checked again and again. This table is very strong and definitely not broken!

Although the Lion House scene is a fighting scene, it doesn't use force on the table!

How did this table become like this?

The class leader looked at the big names Jia and Agui suspiciously, both of them were a little dazed, completely unaware of what happened.

"I saw a golden light flashing at the front desk before, and then the table suddenly turned over by itself!"

Suddenly someone spoke out.

hiss!

The atmosphere in the background instantly became weird!

"Okay! Don't talk about it anymore! Get ready, the curtain call is coming!"

Uncle Sheng stood up at this time and said loudly.

Playing gods, ghosts and villains in the troupe will inevitably encounter some strange things.

For this kind of thing, everyone is very secretive, if you don't mention it, don't mention it, if it happens, just pretend it didn't happen.

Just pass it!

Seeing Uncle Sheng speak, everyone dispersed quietly.

Dapaijia stopped losing his temper, and frowned and looked at the solid wooden table that looked like it had been smashed.

Is it really a ghost?

……

"Hey, let's go!"

Cai Bo greeted Lin Luo and Jia Le with a smile. Today, Cai Bo is in a good mood with someone accompanying him to the theater.

A few people left the Lianxiang Tower, and it was already dark outside.

"Wow, I'm suddenly a little hungry, Cai Bo, let's go eat something together!"

Lin Luo rubbed his stomach and asked Cai Bo.

Cai Bo shook his head and refused.

"I won't go, Yizhuang can't be left unattended, those old guys will mess around! There are still some leftovers, and there is a lot of wine left over from the wine you bought. I'll just eat something when I go back, you three Let's go eat!"

"Okay then, Jia Le and I will go eat, Cai Bo, please go back slowly."

"Don't worry! Don't play too late!"

After separating from Cai Bo, Jia Le followed Lin Luo around the town.

In the middle of the night, the town was already half-dark.

That is to say, there are still people doing activities near Lianxiang Tower, and there are a few supper stalls, and there are quite a few people.

Jia Le is still in a state of excitement. I saw the first scene in my life today. Wu Song beat Ximen Qing violently, and his blood boiled.

After turning around, Lin Luo chose a small fried stall and sat down.

"Guys, according to your list, order one of each!"

Lin Luo pointed to the small blackboard hanging in front of the booth and said.

"Okay, wait a moment, guest!"

The guy hurried to explain to the owner of the stir-fry.

Hearing that a big client came, the owner of the stir-fry became more agile.

"Senior brother, I'm so happy to hear the play today. Let's go tomorrow. I want to go to the play after finishing another order!"

Jia Le excitedly told Lin Luo that he is a bit addicted now.

"I can't do it tomorrow, I have to wait another day!"

Lin Luo took a sip of tea and said lightly.

Another day?

Could it be that senior brother is more anxious than me, going to Lianxiang Tower tomorrow!

Jiale's eyes lit up, and he was eager to try!

It's very similar to someone who opened the door to a new world back then, wishing he could go to the massage room every day to persuade the lady technician to be a good person!

"Brother, shall we go to the Lianxiang Tower to listen to the opera tomorrow?" Jia Le asked.

"Go to Lianxiang Tower, but it's not for listening to an opera!"

"What is that for?"

Jia Le looked at Lin Luo in bewilderment, what could he do if he went to the theater and didn't listen to the play!

"When I was watching a play today, there was a little ghost on the stage making trouble and not obeying the rules. I'll clean it up!"

People scare ghosts In this movie, apart from a troublemaker, there is also a very vicious old ghost who often bullies this troublemaker. This guy is very fierce!

It can make the dead bastard in the pot come back to life, and it can also make the steamed fish on the table live!

It may be the ghost covering the eyes, the illusion is deceiving, or it may be the real magical power!

According to the principle that the real world is more terrifying than movies, Lin Luo has temporarily positioned this old ghost as a ghost king.

He is in need of simplification right now. Even if he is poor, he will go to a concert and buy and sell by force!

This kind of old ghost, he must not let go!

In the movie, a group of ordinary people can be killed by this old ghost. Although the loss is heavy, they are still killed!

He is an orthodox descendant of Maoshan, Daoist Lingling, True Lord of Lightning Thunder and Fire, there is no reason why he can't handle it!

"Ah! There are ghosts on the stage!"