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Lyricist: Chu Zhi

Composer: Chu Zhi

Composer: Chu Zhi

Simple melody, brainwashing lyrics, yes, everything is back again, that ruled the short video style - Trash Can Divine Comedy!

"Look ugly, live long. Look handsome, age fast. I'd rather be ugly, active and cute."

"I stand on the hillside, looking down leisurely, I am the biggest sun, just to illuminate you."

How should I put it, the lyrics are playful and girly, sung by Mo Qingqing, there is a strange sense of cuteness.

Unsurprisingly, as one of the title songs of the album, it skyrocketed instantly upon its release.

To be precise, it took two days to spread all over the Internet.

Mo Qingqing should have bought a computer. Her electronic version of the album used to only sell about 10,000+ copies. With this song, the sales directly doubled to more than 30 copies.

Chu Zhi didn't make a move for half a year, and the song she made was on the short video for half a year.

Mo Qingqing, who has been recognized by many professional awards, finally fulfilled her wish and had a song called "Bad Street".

[Hahaha, this song is so weird, I’m not sure, I’ll listen to it again...]

[The birth of the short video Divine Comedy depends on whether Master Jiu thinks about it or not. Do any sisters feel that they can't think that this song was written by Master Jiu just by listening to the song. ]

[To be more precise, it is hard to imagine being ugly and living for a long time, being handsome...Jiu Ye is so handsome, and the positivity, optimism and vitality in this song are not written by a depressed patient at all. ]

[I prefer the next lyric, "If you are ugly, you can live a long life. If you are fat, you can live a prosperous life." Besides, isn't Jiu Ye enough to give people vitality? ]

……

If it was someone else's work, some of Mo Qingqing's fans might be upset, because they just like Mo Qingqing's "minor crowd", and if they sing the Divine Comedy on the street, they will be unhappy.

It can't be said that they don't want Mo Qingqing to become popular, but they want to be popular and popular. People are always contradictory and want everything.

But if the person who wrote the song is Chu Zhi, then there is no problem, because "Chu Zhi" has a high enough style and high popularity.

The single released by the team of Crimson Boys was heavily suppressed by Mo Qingqing. Originally, according to the number of fans of the former, it completely killed the latter in an instant.

Can't wait for the song to become the background music of the short video, with its terrifying spreading power, it's not easy for fans to scan data at all.

As a result, Crimson Boy's singles only ranked second in many charts.

"You record a greeting video." The team manager said, "Greeting Master Jiu."

"What?!" The crimson boy lead singer Nan Kui had an opinion, why did he record a video for Chu Zhi to say hello.

The lead dancer of the crimson boy, Guangxi, quickly spoke up: "That's right, why, our team suffered an unwarranted disaster because of the Orange Festival."

They all had opinions, and the members of the group were all envious and jealous towards Chu Zhi.

"Say hello and invite songs." The team manager said: "You can figure it out. The company finds a relationship to send your video over. Whether you can invite songs is up to you."

After talking about the team manager, he turned around and left. He didn't have to be used to it. For the company, Xiao Xianrou Tuan could do whatever he wanted. On the one hand, he signed a contract, and on the other hand, there was no announcement from the company. What do they think they are?

From this, it can be seen that the buttocks of the two parties are different. The Crimson Boys think that their team can resist the company's turnover, and the company should give them more money.The company believes that it can sell "commodities", and the products themselves are useless, because their advertisements and packaging are good enough.

The five people left in the conference room looked at each other, even though they were envious and jealous, they had to admit that "Chu Zhi, who only relies on her face", had a bit of a talent for songwriting.

If you can invite songs, it seems... not bad.

"Record or not?"

"I think it can be recorded."

After discussion among the five people, it was decided to try their best!

Those who achieve great things do not stick to small details, and Han Xin still has the humiliation of his crotch.

Oh, Nan Kui is the most educated among them, who graduated from an ordinary university. It seems that Guangxi didn't go to university, and he doesn't necessarily know about the humiliation of the crotch.

Then call the company's staff who specialize in shooting these, get ready, and start——

"Hi, Master Jiu, I'm your loyal fan. As an idol, I want to have the opportunity to cooperate with Master Jiu."

"I am Guangxi, the main dancer of Crimson Boys. Ninth Brother is my guiding light on the way forward. I also want to become an idol like Ninth Brother. I hope I can get Ninth Brother's guidance."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Homeland level 9 small fruit!"

Wait, one for each of the five, no matter how jealous they are, they all pretend to be adoring in the video.

This is why you can't understand me, but you have to respect me...

Looking at the stars at night, the Ziwei star is shining, and things have changed.

Director Wang Anyi felt something was wrong. Looking at today's shooting material, he felt something wrong, as if there were dirty things in the material.

The discomfort was caused by Chu Zhi—it had nothing to do with acting skills, the actual acting skills were better than Wang Anyi's preset, and the makeup and appearance were amazing, but something was wrong.

"The height of 130, the current weight is about [-], and the mental reason is much thinner than before debut."

Wang Anyi looked at the evaluation report collected by the producer, and there was a prominent evaluation at the end.

[Evaluation of artist variety show: professionalism (good), according to the evaluation of the two directors who have worked together, Chu Zhi will actively cooperate with the normal requirements of the shooting, and the price/performance ratio (higher).

Remarks: This report is only used as internal salary information, please do not spread it outside. ]

Capital's evaluation of a person is really like a commodity, and Director Wang doesn't like dealing with capital.

"For an actor, it's quite a standard figure."

After a short period of thought, Wang Anyi found out the reason. The actors were all very thin because they gained ten pounds on camera.

As for other characters, Chu's figure is moderate, but Su Shiyi's character is not good, this character is weaker and weaker.

With such a figure, she later became a "Concubine Yu" against the accusations of the masses, which can be a strong contrast between the big era and the thin individual.

"Yes, if you want to lose weight, you need to lose at least ten catties." Wang Anyi said.

Without further ado, I called the executive director and Chu Zhi to a meeting late at night, and the time is now two o'clock in the morning.

"Mr. Chu, I'm sorry to wake you up at this time." Dao Wang apologized first.

"It doesn't matter at all, I usually don't go to bed until two or three o'clock." Chu Zhi said, "Director Wang, please tell me, what's the matter?"

"The role of Su Shishi was sold by her mother to a theater troupe to learn to sing Tsing Yi since she was a child. Later, she became a famous actor because of her role in Farewell My Concubine. Senior brother Ma Dalang said that Shishi is [If you are not crazy, you can't survive]." Wang Anyi said: "I just want to be completely unable to leave. Zhen Yuji who is in the play, I hope Teacher Chu's appearance can be thinner."

"How much thinner?" Chu Zhi asked.

"Around ten catties, preferably fifteen catties." Wang Anyi said.

After saying that, Director Wang also felt a little embarrassed. Strictly speaking, it was the director's negligence that he didn't say this before the filming started and only said it after the show started.

Because it was so long before the filming started, the actors could lose weight more safely, unlike the rapid weight loss now that will cause certain harm to the body.

Just when Wang Anyi was about to say something, she heard Chu Zhi agree, "I'll prepare right away."

I didn't expect to agree so readily. The reason why Wang Anyi called the executive director together was because he wanted someone to talk to.

Chu Zhi didn't ask how long it was, the filming started, the shorter the weight loss time, the better.

Back in the hotel room, before being called out by the director, he was finishing his homework for a day, no matter what happened, he would not delay.

Chu Zhi first thought of the [crime of greedy candy] that was once in the prize pool, and after taking it for two months, she could lose [-] catties in a healthy way.

"Brother System, if I eat one-third of this strange thing, will there be one-third of the effect?" Chu Zhi said: "It's like losing ten catties in 20 days."

[The wonder effect is an overall effect and cannot be eaten separately. ] The system responds.

Another thirty catties lost, and Chu Zhi was just over one hundred catties... The weight of 1.8 meters is really terrifying.

Then Yandi Beast began to look for strange things about weight loss in the small shop of strange things. There were quite a lot of things, but none of them met his requirements.

If the shortcut doesn't work, then you have to keep your feet on the ground. Life is not easy. Chu Zhi sighed, and he left a message for Lao Qian to ask Morton to come to the set.

Unlike masseur Ma Weihao who can massage from time to time to relieve fatigue, the existence of nutritionist Morton is useless.Because Chu Zhi "overeats" and doesn't gain weight, she has changed from Chu Zhi's personal nutritionist to the company's nutrition consultant, how to eat weight loss meals and so on.

Called by the boss, Morton arrived in Beijing on the earliest plane the next day.

Chu Zhi picked up people outside, because the crew was closed for filming, so they couldn't get in if no one picked up.

Around the filming area, there are many reporters squatting, all of them are self-media who want to film big news.Besides, Wang Anyi + Chu Zhi's dream combination, who else?

"Mr. Morton, I need to trouble you with something." Chu Zhi said.

"Boss hahahaha, I finally have a place to use my skills, otherwise I will get paid for nothing and feel uncomfortable." Morton laughed.

In other words, as a nutritionist, Morton actually fishes every day and still gets paid. I don’t know how comfortable he is.

"Can I lose about fourteen catties in a week?" Chu Zhi cut to the chase.

After thinking for a moment, Morton said: "It's okay to lose weight by two catties a day. I've even seen people who lost twenty catties a week, but this method is very harmful to the body."

"I'm sorry, but I can't come up with a very scientific solution," Morton said.

Chu Zhi said: "If you lose more than ten catties a week, I know it will definitely hurt your body. Mr. Morton just needs to come up with a plan to minimize the damage."

That's no problem, Morton formulated a weight loss plan for Chu Zhi, which was very professional.

To achieve rapid weight loss, you have to eat while exercising, Chu Zhi started a week of weight loss.

Producer Wang of Photon Music knew the news and immediately thought of a promotional plan. He discussed filming Chu Zhi's weight loss process as a sideshow of the movie.

As long as there are no beeps or beeps during the filming of the feature film, Wang Anyi can discuss other matters more easily, and he agreed to the promotional plan that Producer Wang came up with.

"Xiao Chu's acting skills are a bit poor, but his attitude is still very good." Wang Anyi said, and his title has also changed from Mr. Chu to Xiao Chu.

Ge Zongfeng said: "Xiao Jiu is really nice, it is rare for the younger generation to be so dedicated."

"I feel the same way." You Quan said, "I've lost track of the times. I originally thought that dubbing actors are for mandarin dubbing foreign languages, or for some special moments. I didn't expect dubbing actors are needed for Chinese lines now."

"According to what you said, Brother You, all voice actors should lose their jobs." Rong Yi smiled.

After ten days of getting along, both You Quan and Ge Zongfeng admired this young man.

"No, no, no, don't say that." You Quan said: "Xiao Jiu is so young, and he deserves to become famous. He is good enough himself."

"Speaking of it, I seem to be the only one in the crew who needs dubbing, which has slowed down the crew." Ge Zongfeng sighed.

The Ma Dalang he plays is a famous actor, and it is definitely impossible to become a master of Peking opera in a few months, so the singing voice invited a great martial arts student to dub.

Logically speaking, Su Shiyi, the heroine, needs to be dubbed even more, but Chu Zhi doesn't need it, and he can sing by himself. Knowing Ge Zongfeng, he knows that he can't compare. He has been in the film industry for more than ten years, and the most useful knowledge he has learned is ——Don't compare yourself with evildoers.

Losing 15 catties in seven days is visible to the naked eye. Chu Zhi's appearance feels like a gust of wind can blow people away, and the Peking opera makeup is really pitiful.

In the past few days, the crew has been filming other people's scenes, and with Chu Zhi in place, his scenes have also started filming.

"Xiao Chu, your expression just now is wrong, it's too big, take it easy, do you understand what I mean?"

"Ka, stop for a moment. The mood is wrong, or it's still wrong, Xiao Chu, come here and let me analyze the role with you."

"Okay, the mood is right this time, but not enough."

"Still not enough."

……

This is basically the case every day, Chu Zhi's filming career in the crew.

"Brother, I have a question. If I use the sick person to directly open the split personality, and then the blind box also opens the Cheng Dieyi Danjiao technique, then is it possible that my split personality is Cheng Dieyi?"

Chu Zhi asked: "Cheng Dieyi's role as Su Shishi in this world is not a lore?"

[It is not recommended for hosts to do this.Although the disease and sequelae can be removed after the sick leave is cancelled, it is difficult to completely remove the sequelae of mental illness. ] The system responds.

"Is that so..."

After hearing that, Chu Zhi stopped talking. After all, he is not someone like Su Ye in the parallel universe who can sacrifice everything for the show.

"Huh—" Chu Zhi exhaled heavily.

The crew is either the actor or the actress. Chu Zhi has been the most NG in the past few days, which means that his self-regulation ability is strong enough, and other people would have been autistic.

[The host has Cheng Dieyi's danjiao skills, so as long as he thinks, he can restore Cheng Dieyi's words and deeds. ] Seeing Chu Zhi sigh, the system added a sentence.

That is to say, Chu Zhi actually has Cheng Dieyi's words and deeds, and he can control the external aspects.

Chu Zhi carefully searched for Cheng Dieyi's Danjiao's memory, because he didn't need it usually, he basically just pondered over the use of singing, and didn't really delve into the rest.

It is true that Chu Zhi can dig out a lot of Cheng Dieyi's words and deeds from his memory, Chu Zhi began to ponder...

"Eleven Lang" has more than ten filming locations, all in the capital. Originally, the script was filmed in Beiping, the Republic of China, and there was no need to travel across the country. Across seven or eight countries.

After joining the group for half a month, Chu Zhi asked for leave for the first time, because today is the wedding day for Xiaoguo Hou Jun.

The wedding of Hou Jun and Seda was held in the grand banquet hall on the second floor of the Shangri-La New Pavilion in the capital.