I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

This has led them to pay special attention to a sense of ritual when it comes to eating.

Chime bells and music are too difficult, so Zhao Xingzhen and others put a lot of effort into the dishes, making everything as orthodox as possible.

What was placed in front of Zhu Fugui at the moment was eight dishes of food placed in a copper tripod.

The copper tripod is a serious one, without adding strange elements.

Although the food inside is not good in appearance, it is famous when it is said.

They are the emperor's eight treasures in the Zhou rituals, and they are foods that only the emperor can enjoy exclusively.

A very neat and pretty character from Beijing introduced Zhu Fugui: "Long Live Lord, such a delicacy must be tasted by the emperor. Zhou Ri said: Chunbo, Chunwu, Paoyu, Daozhen, Zuan, Weibo, Grits, Liver fat on intestines……"

After listening for a long time, Zhu Fugui finally understood what the so-called eight treasures were.

The so-called chunao is meat sauce covered with rice;

The so-called Chunwu is meat sauce covered with millet rice;

The so-called Paofu is a stewed suckling pig with some dates in its stomach and rice flour wrapped in it;

The so-called daozhen is the tenderloin meat of beef and sheep;

The so-called pickles are raw yellow beef soaked in rice wine, dipped in meat sauce and plum sauce when eating;

The so-called Weizhu is roast beef sprinkled with cinnamon, ginger and salt;

The so-called grits, beef, mutton and pork are chopped up and kneaded together with rice noodles;

The so-called liver, the first of the eight treasures, is to wrap the dog liver with suet from the omentum of the dog, mix it with meat sauce and roast it on the fire...

……

The food for the emperor has been fully tested by the special personnel of Jinyiwei.

They used special tableware to cut small pieces of various parts to test the poison.

In fact, not only was there an on-site poison test, but Jin Yiwei had already deployed a capable force to track the whole process in the imperial dining room.

In short, all the emperors in ancient and modern China and abroad were afraid of death, but those who were actually poisoned to death by their enemies were rare.

But these foods are not a question of whether they are poisonous or not, but... but a very special feeling.

Bai Xia'er looked left and right, and chose the more normal-looking roast beef.

Yin Susu didn't pay that much attention.

The recipes of Yin people back then were much wilder than this.

Bai Xia'er gave her a blank look, and couldn't help but slander her, "It really is Fanbang Yaofei...Although I admit that you look handsome when you eat meat..."

But after thinking about it, it seems that eating these foods is to show that he is Chinese orthodox, right?

I had no choice but to pinch my nose and start trying raw beef soaked in wine.

"Just treat it as the West Lake Drunken Shrimp..."

Bai Xia'er hypnotized herself.

But one bite, and it's yue on the spot.

Even after soaking in wine, the bloody smell of raw beef still couldn't be concealed.

At the same time, that Qiao Gege knelt on the low stool, holding a piece of the most compelling dog liver for Zhu Fugui.

To be honest, Zhu Fugui now wants to claim that he is actually a dog lover.

After all, he did raise a hunting dog named Wangcai, who is now 11 years old and will soon die of old age.

Frowning, Zhu Fugui tentatively bit a small piece of dog liver...

He was already mentally prepared to accompany Bai Xia'er for a yue.

However, when the dog liver wrapped in golden fat melted on the tip of the tongue like chocolate, the delicate and fragrant fat soaked the taste buds, and then slid into the esophagus like thick cream, Zhu Fugui's eyes slowly widened.

What the hell!

Zhou Tianzi can eat!

Although the ingredients are a bit strange, this roasted dog liver is really delicious!

Zhu Fugui ate most of the plate in one go, and couldn't help admiring:

"I didn't expect a dog to be so cute. Not only is the meat delicious, but the liver is also so delicious. It's a good friend with a long history of human beings!"

……

While Zhu Fugui was enjoying Zhou Wang Bazhen, the eunuchs in the imperial dining room also encountered the biggest challenge since their careers.

In the lower position of Zhu Fugui and his wife, the old eunuch Li has a big horse with a golden knife, a dragon and a tiger, and one person occupies a big table for himself.

In front of his desk, there was already a pile of dishes like a hill.

As a nine thousand year old with one person under one person and over ten thousand people in the Dewu Dynasty, the person who served the old eunuch Li was also a prominent figure in the Tartar Song Dynasty, that is, the old eunuch Li Li Lianying and his father-in-law Li Lianying.

At this moment, Li Lianying stared at Die Shan dumbfounded.

He never expected that the speed of serving food in the imperial dining room would not be able to catch up with the best plan!

While wiping the cold sweat from her forehead, Li Lianying poured old eunuch Li full of wine tremblingly, and said, "I offer a toast to the factory master. I have heard about your feats of denouncing traitors in Yinzhou and overwhelming Yingyi in Nanyang." , Mr. Factory, you are really a role model for our generation, a leader in the courtiers!"

He hoped to use alcohol to slow down the eating speed of the old eunuch Li so that the imperial dining room could take a breather.

Old eunuch Li is also very face-saving.

Just like [Yao Ming drinks mineral water...Mineral Oral Liquid].JPG, the old eunuch Li picked up the wine bottle with two fingers, put it in his mouth, and smacked his mouth, "It's not very good, let's change it to Coke .”

This made Li Lianying difficult.

In India, dragon (crocodile) liver, phoenix (peacock) marrow, tiger gallbladder, and leopard heart are all easy to find, but he really can't make this coke!

"Ahahaha, here comes the chicken soup!"

Fortunately, at this time, a middle-aged eunuch with a tail of money ran over with a pot of chicken soup.

Li Lianying hurriedly said: "Master, it's hard to find Coke, why don't you try this chicken soup?"

Chapter 774

"chicken soup?"

Old Eunuch Li was stunned.

It's not that he doesn't like to drink chicken soup, it's such a big banquet, the chicken soup seems a little out of season.

Of course, this was also because he didn't know that Long Live Lord was eating dog liver, otherwise he wouldn't have doubted it.

Li Lianying saw the old eunuch Li's doubts, and explained with a smile: "This is Eunuch Feng, the best cook in the imperial dining room of our palace. His chicken soup is not simple. It is made with more than 130 medicinal materials..."

"This chicken soup is very precious, drink it while it's hot!"

Eunuch Feng put the chicken soup in the hands of the old eunuch Li, showing two big buck teeth, looking simple and hearty, "This soup is a beautiful thing..."

Li Lianying quietly gave him a thumbs up, and said softly: "Old Feng really has you!"

This eunuch Feng once recited Li Lianying when he was climbing the snow mountain, and the king liked him for his good cooking, so Li Lianying was also very close to him on weekdays.

However, Li Lianying found that Eunuch Feng, who had always been honest and friendly in the past, was staring at Old Eunuch Li like a poisonous snake at this moment.

Old eunuch Li didn't notice it, he picked up the chicken soup and gulped it down.

"Old Feng, what are you doing, Old Feng?"

Li Lianying asked strangely.

Eunuch Feng hurriedly said, "It's okay, it's okay, the chicken soup has been delivered, so I won't disturb everyone!"

After he finished speaking, he was about to run away.

However, at this moment, a group of Tatar Song guards in green jackets suddenly ran in hastily.

The leading guard of the Tartar Song Dynasty was none other than the one who was used by Yang Liu to lead Jin Qingzhi on the sticky stick that offered the Ye Mingzhu to Xingzhen.

At this time, he was so anxious that one Buddha jumped over the wall and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, rolling and crawling into the hall, shouting: "There are assassins! There are assassins!"

As he said that, he also pulled out his waist knife, wanting to escort him.

In the end, before he even moved a step, he was pointed at his head by more than a dozen gun barrels.

Jinyiwei Fanzi, who was secretly protecting the emperor in various parts of the hall, had already unsheathed his guns and loaded bullets, and used his body to protect the emperor and the two noble concubines.

"No, no, the assassin is not going to assassinate the emperor!"

Jin Qingzhi yelled, but he didn't dare to move, lest he be beaten into a sieve.

He slowly pulled out a little eunuch from behind.

The little eunuch was wearing the patchwork of a low-level eunuch, but he was blond and blue-eyed, and looked like a ghost.

Jin Qingzhi hurriedly said: "Qijill, tell everyone quickly what you saw!"

It turned out that this little eunuch was Quejir whose life was cut off by Lord Li with a pair of scissors and sent to the Taqing Palace.

He knelt down on the ground, and said in a well-spoken Beijing film: "When I was sneaking shit under the big elm tree just now, I saw Eunuch Feng abducting him with a pot of soup...slave...slave saw him go to the soup... Something was added to…”

After all, he is a person who can give Iron Curtain speeches. Quejill's language talent is really good, and he can give a general idea of ​​things at a young age.

But just listening to him say that, others may misunderstand what is going on here, how can you put the place where you poop so close to the kitchen, isn't this too "bacteria born from the stomach"?

In fact, this is not the case.

Because the Tatar and Song Dynasty did not even allow an Indian eunuch to appear at this banquet, the Anglo-Saxon eunuch Quegil was naturally not allowed to appear in front of the imperial court, which was an eyesore.

So the place where Jill is shitting is far away from the imperial dining room, and it is a very remote place.

It's not normal for Eunuch Feng to come to this kind of place, let alone add food to it.

Although the Tartar Songs are hip-pulls, they are quite reliable in terms of palace security.

If eunuch Old Li hadn't eaten up all the reserved dishes in the imperial dining room, causing serious confusion in the whole process, Eunuch Feng would not have had the opportunity to deliver chicken soup alone, and naturally he would not have gone to a remote place to poison.

Hearing what he said, everyone's eyes immediately turned to Eunuch Feng's office.

But their first reaction was to gasp.

The pile of dishes on the old eunuch Li's table is really shocking and eye-catching.

At this time, Eunuch Feng, who knew that it was difficult to be kind, suddenly laughed.

"Since everyone knows about it, I won't act in this play!"

Eunuch Feng threw the eunuch cap on the ground, and said with a ferocious expression, "I am the famous senior agent of the Siamese Kingdom and the British Empire, codenamed White Elephant!"

"Hmph, I stole Dr. Xing's manuscript, and I also released the poison in this chicken soup!"

Eunuch Feng, or the white elephant, said triumphantly, "Since I was discovered by you, I must die...but I deserve to die!"

"The more than 800 manuscripts written by Dr. Xing, a generation of ghosts, may seem like obscenity and trivialities at first glance, but I know that this is just a disguise! It must contain the secret of your Ming people's revival!"

"I have sent all the manuscripts back to London. It will not be long before the cryptography experts at Oxford University will be able to decipher Dr. Xing's secret documents!"

"And not only that, I also cut off the other right arm of the dog emperor Zhu Fugui! The dog emperor is greedy for life and afraid of death, surrounded by masters like forests, and guarded tightly, I can't find a chance to strike... But for the dog emperor to control the government and monitor the nations Admiral of the East Factory, I have successfully poisoned him!"

"His Majesty Rama V, Queen Victoria, my mission has been completed! Ahahaha——"

Laughing hysterically, the white elephant picked up a pig leg bone on the table and broke it with his bare hands, revealing a sharp section. Then he didn't commit suicide with the pig bone, but raised the pig bone and stabbed Zhao Xingzhen, who was weaker in the guard.

Can break pig bones with bare hands. Obviously, this Siamese, British and British senior agent does have certain skills.

Zhao Xingzhen had never seen such a battle before, she was scared out of her wits and crawled under the table.

"Witch, back then I wanted to assassinate Dr. Xing, but I didn't expect him to take the first step. Today I will let you go down there to fight the fateful... Yuan..."

Before the big white elephant finished speaking, he suddenly felt that his feet were empty, and when he came back to his senses, his whole body was already suspended in the air.

Old Li eunuch grabbed the pig tail at the back of his head and lifted him up.

The white elephant was shocked. His weight of more than 180 kilograms was like a doll in the hands of the admiral of the East Factory. Decades of horizontal kung fu and muay thai fighting skills were of no use at all.

"As expected of the world-renowned Duke of Dongchang, Your Excellency is doing great work! However, you have already taken the poison, and your life will not be long!"

"The Sa family doesn't know if it's poisonous or not! Your name is 'Great White Elephant'?"

The old eunuch Li said contemptuously, "How can there be such a weak elephant in the world? You are insulting the elephant. In the hearts of the Sa family, there is only one elephant in Siam, and that is Mr. Basong! He is a respectable elephant. The opponent, and you, are just a bug!"