I am rich in martial arts, but choose culture to win

Finally, of course, it must have practical value, and it is best to use it repeatedly.

Only if it can be used repeatedly can the common people think of me, Daqing day and night...

Therefore, this gift is naturally——

[Out-of-print explosive 1:1 size Yehenara Xingzhen real-life multi-purpose washable simulation playable anti-leakage inflatable doll].

Simply put, it is an inflatable Xingzhen doll!

This is a gift purchased by Zhu Fugui after careful consideration, repeated research, and spending a lot of money on the system platform.

Not only does it perfectly meet the requirements of light weight, popularity, zero distance with the people, and reusability, but also because it can be blown on the airship, it can carry tens of thousands of compressed dolls at one time.

The airship flies from Xiangshan to North Korea. In addition to making a few laps in Beijing and throwing a few more Xingzhen dolls, you can throw dolls all the way from Beijing to North Korea, even when passing by Pidao. A few gave Muren to relieve the pain of lovesickness.

Moreover, if this thing falls into the sea, it can also drift with the current. If a fisherman who fell into the sea encounters it, it is a good treasure to save a life than build a seven-level pagoda.

Therefore, Zhu Fugui's boast of being a good person is worthy of the name and full of confidence.

Of course, there is a downside to choosing this as a gift, that is, Zhu Fugui is really embarrassed to write bold words like "expel the barbarians and restore China" on the back of Xingzhen doll.

Although to be honest, it seems quite appropriate to think about the state in which the doll holder will see these words.

But how can I do such a nasty thing and bully orphans and widows?

So in the end, Zhu Fugui asked the store to print the words [Xingzhen, I am worse than my brother in bed, if I can’t get you, I will destroy you——Aixinjueluo·Yijinjin].

Uncle and sister-in-law messing around and eating melons are the common people's favorite.

Zhu Fugui reckoned that he could earn some cultural value and get the doll back.

As for the discerning people, believe it or not...

Some things can be done but cannot be said, no matter how unrestrained you do it, as long as you don't say it, it's nothing!

Besides, the famous poet Zhu Fugui's poems are considered well-known in China: "The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find Ming."

People with discerning eyes and discerning eyes, of course they have my Ming in mind, accept His Majesty Fugui's congratulatory gift with tears in their eyes, and use it carefully!

……

Time went back to the moment when Ah Liguo looked up at the sky.

Cixi's birthday banquet was also held in the open air because she wanted to imitate the old man's banquet of Shiquan.

Although it was held in the open air, the ostentation should be no less.

Little eunuchs in brocade coats started serving dishes with exquisite food plates.

"Mr. Minister, are you also watching the red clouds in the sky?"

Luo Shuya, the French ambassador to China, held up his wine glass and said to A Liguo beside him, "The wine of the Qing Dynasty has a strange taste, but it also has a special taste if you drink too much. Mr. Minister, don't you want a glass?"

For European envoys like them, the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Qing Dynasty prepared separate, meal-sharing seats, and the dishes served were also different.

Not only is it more exquisite, but also has Thai and Western dishes.

But Ah Liguo shook his head, frowned and looked at the sky, "Is it your French airship? You have solved the problem of controlling the rudder? But shouldn't you come from the east when flying from Tianjin?"

"Airship? What airship?"

Luo Shuya curled her lips in puzzlement, "The damn Parisians are making a revolution, how could we do such a stupid thing, look..."

Luo Shuya couldn't continue speaking.

Because an oval-shaped floating object in the air was slowly approaching, and it became bigger visible to the naked eye.

If nothing else, only France should have airships in this world...

And if something goes wrong...

There was only one accident, that damned Daming!

"This is Ming's airship! This must be Ming's airship!"

"Fack! Mingren actually developed an airship!"

Luo Shuya shouted loudly.

Ah Liguo's face suddenly changed.

"Damn it, if you were from the Ming Dynasty, what would you throw at the Qing Queen Mother's banquet?"

"Bomb, it must be a bomb!"

Luo Shuya blurted out, "Damn it, Ming people must have wanted to blow up Cixi, that lunatic Zhu Fugui has a criminal record of trying to kill the President of the United States!"

In fact, the Second French Empire has been researching airships. Apart from reconnaissance, they hope to use them to drop bombs. If it weren't for the poor handling of the airship, they would have taken the airship to Mexico long ago.

So Luo Shuya immediately thought of the most likely answer.

With him and A Liguo taking the lead, the entire European banquet went into chaos.

Ah Liguo struck out with an iron fist, hitting the nose of the little eunuch delivering food who was blocking the way,

The boiling soup on the latter's plate spilled over the body of another counselor, howling like a pig being slaughtered.

But at this time, no one cares about these anymore.

Although such things as air defense drills did not exist yet, they still instinctively found countermeasures.

Everyone was frantically looking for a place to hide.

Panic spread from the dining area of ​​foreigners.

If it weren't for these foreigners, most Chinese would kneel down one after another when they saw the huge monster suddenly appearing above their heads, saying that they were blessed by gods.

However, the foreigners took the lead in running around, and the Manchu officials could not calm down.

The news that the Ming people were going to drop bombs spread widely.

Li Lianying and others hurriedly protected Cixi and wanted to escape.

However, it was too late.

From that weird spaceship, something suddenly fell down.

A Liguo and the others quickly lay down with their heads in their hands.

However, after waiting for a long time, there was no explosion sound in my ears.

Finally someone couldn't help but look up curiously.

I saw that the "bomb" of the Ming people was not so much falling as it was floating.

"Empress Dowager, I said a long time ago, how could Ming people fly to the sky, it must not be the mechanism of Ming people, but the manifestation of a Bodhisattva!"

An Dehai was slow to react just now, and Li Lianying and Jin Qingzhi robbed him of the "escort", at this moment he beat him up, showing that he had already seen through everything.

"The thing that floated down must be the blessing bestowed by the Bodhisattva. I will bring it to you, my servant!"

As he spoke, An Dehai jumped out, opened his arms, and ran towards the "Fu Fu" that was about to fall.

Chapter 394 Little Beauty

In the city of Beijing, the sun of the ancient empire rose again as usual.

At the entrance of Nanqian Hutong, two old Beijingers who came out for breakfast met each other.

"Aba Aba..."

"Aba Aba..."

"I ask you in a low voice, are you always a banner man?"

"Hey, tell me earlier! Are you a Bannerman?"

"I'm not."

"I'm not either, who is a decent person who is a bannerman!"

The two old Beijingers danced and gesticulated in dumb words for a long time, only to realize that no one was a bannerman, and then resolved the misunderstanding, chatting happily.

According to the "Manchu Revival Order" issued by the imperial court, after the birthday banquet of the Queen Mother yesterday, the bannermen will no longer be able to speak Chinese.

Fortunately, for such a long time, everyone's gestures, sign language and riddlers have improved qualitatively.

But no matter how to improve, it is better than speaking!

"Let's go, the pancakes at Feng Sanzizi at Hutongkou are very authentic, let's order another fried liver, hey, pay attention!"

As soon as the two hit it off, they went to Feng Sanzhen's stall for breakfast.

I ordered a fried liver, two pancakes, and two small bowls of haggis soup. Sitting on the bench, I could see that they were two decent people.

Don't look at Feng Sanzizi's breakfast stall is not big, but there are a lot of diners.

Being able to sit on a bench is a plus!

Among them were two young men in Jinyi, who ordered fried liver with steamed buns, a pile of pickles, and a bowl of bean noodle meatball soup. It looked like a rich family.

The fact is exactly the same, both of them are students of Tongwenguan, and they usually have to sleep until three poles before going to study.

But today is different from the past, they were kicked out by their family early in the morning, and they went to Tongwen Museum before ten o'clock.

At this time, they were on their way to class and had breakfast together.

The two of them aba aba quickly signed sign language between meals. If they couldn't do it, they used the cover of eating fried liver to pop out a few words.

Those who move fluently can be seen as veteran bannermen.

Feng Sanmao couldn't avoid dealing with all kinds of people when he opened this breakfast shop, but he could barely understand their communication.

"I heard something big happened yesterday!"

"That's not true, I heard people say that Mr. An Dehai'an asked someone to give him fifty sticks! My parents saw it with their own eyes, and his ass was beaten into a pulp!"

"Hey! Mr. An is a celebrity in front of the empress dowager, why is he so miserable? Could it be that he contradicted the foreigners at the dinner?"

"It's not that I contradicted the foreigners..."

The five baht coin tail bannerman stopped, looked around cautiously, and continued, "By the way, did someone from the Ministry of Internal Affairs call the door last night?"

The other half-two-dollar-tailed bannerman's eyes widened, and he said, "Yesterday I was a heavy sleeper, I didn't hear anything, I don't know! Do you know what the fanboys are looking for?"

I bother!

The five baht coin bannerman cursed in his heart, how do you know that the fans are looking for something?

I think you not only know, but your family must have fallen too!

But thinking this way in his heart, the five baht banner man still smiled and shook his head: "I don't know, I don't know, they are looking for a magic horse, I have never seen it, and I have never used it!"

"use?"

"Uh... eat fried liver, eat fried liver!"

……

After closing the breakfast shop, Feng Sanzi returned to his room in the old alley.

A small breakfast shop, it seems that the revenue flow is good, but there are lords everywhere in Beijing, and everyone has to give filial piety, so Feng Sanzhen can't save any money at all, and life is very poor.

In addition to his ugliness, there is a mole the size of a ping-pong ball on the right side of his face, his legs and feet are not sharp, and he is a little lame, so he is almost forty, and he has never married a wife or had children.

But even though he never got married, it is not impossible that Feng Sanjinzi has never tasted a woman.

For a dozen coppers, you can find the cheapest private whore in the depths of the alley and have a good time.

Naturally, these private prostitutes will not be as slick as the kiln sisters in the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion.

Ugly, old, and smelly.

However, Feng Sanzi's teeth are very good, and he will not refuse anyone who comes, but it is a helpless move after all.

But last night, when Feng Sanzi went out to find a corner to urinate, a beautiful woman suddenly fell from the sky.

Feng Sanmo carefully took the "beauty" out from under the bed.

Although this beauty is just an inflatable doll, it can be seen that her eyebrows and eyes are three points charming, seven points coquettish, coupled with her small face and fair skin, she is a beautiful young woman from everyone's deep boudoir.

This kind of woman, on weekdays, at most, Feng Sanzhen would only look at her from a long distance. How could she have imagined that she could hold it in her hands like this?

Based on Feng Sanmozi's experience, what this "beauty" does is quite...realistic...

He hardly needs to look at the stick figures in the manual to figure out how to use it.