America's Big Hero

You are truly invulnerable! ?

For example, a 10 billion loan at HSBC!

For example, the three piers on Hong Kong Island!

The experience of so many years of political career tells the female prime minister that she just hasn't found the key point yet.

"Hi, Shen Bi, I'm Saqer..."

Chapter 316: Sean Lawful Evil Devil

Shen Bi was not at all surprised to receive a call from the female prime minister.

Instead, it feels a bit late.

It can only be said that the response speed of the old British bureaucrats was still slow, Shen Bi secretly sighed.

The bureaucratic problem of keeping the eyes above the top has always seriously plagued the British Empire.

After a brief chat, the female prime minister brought the topic to Sean, "You work next to Sean, can you tell me how you feel about him?"

Shen Bi knew what the female prime minister meant, so he replied directly: "The character is unruly, tough, very indifferent to outsiders, unscrupulous in doing things, and decisive in killing."

"Treats very kindly, humorous, cheerful and generous, without pretensions."

"Generally speaking, it's easier to talk if you eat soft rather than hard."

The veins on the female prime minister's forehead twitched a few times, that bastard didn't even want to say "Your Excellency!"

Of course, she could only say this in her heart, and she didn't feel that Shen Bi was lying to him. She could only say that she stood in a different position and observed the problem from a different angle.

"You know, Sir Shen Bi, we never want things to go to the point of no return. Young people are very energetic, but vitality is often accompanied by impulsiveness and danger. Sir Shen Bi has rich experience and the concept of exchanging sovereignty for governance. I also agree with it, to pursue reality, not to pursue some superficial exaggeration.”

The female prime minister's speech was as high-level as always, and the corners of Shen Bi's mouth twitched when she heard it.

"Of course, sir, I will call Sean immediately."

"Well, I won't delay your work. I have time to go back to England to see you. I need you in my hometown."

"It's an honor to receive your compliment."

After exchanging some pleasantries, Shen Bi hung up the phone and twisted his stiff neck. Perhaps he had more contact with Xiao En, and now he has a younger mentality, and he also felt that the way of talking about the female prime minister was very awkward.

They are neither as straightforward as the leaders of the United States, nor as reserved as the Orientals. The words are full of old-fashioned, old-fashioned, rigid, and lifeless.

After jumping out of the circle of the United Kingdom, I found out from another dimension that the United Kingdom has begun to decline in recent years, colonies have become independent one after another, and their influence has gradually shrunk.

But the more this is the case, the more the British miss the glory of the empire on which the sun never sets, the more they are unwilling to let go of their high airs, the more they want to hold on tightly, and the more they want to exert the influence of a big country.

It's like an old lion king, holding on to his skeleton, trying to make his hair blow up, opening his mouth and roaring at every turn, hoping that others will not see his weakness.

Since the colonies became independent one after another, the British attributed everything to the open mind of the Labor Party. In order to save the country, conservative ideas prevailed in the country. Only then did the Conservative Party led by the female prime minister regain power.

The older generation just hold on to the power in their hands and are unwilling to let it go. Over the years, Britain has become more and more conservative.

Shen Bi knew that it was impossible for him to persuade Xiao En, and he also knew that Xiao En didn't think highly of the current Britain, but he still wanted to say what he had to say.

He is British.

"The female prime minister called me just now." Shen Bi called me, "Hey, boy, what are you thinking, you won't really let Britain fail to step down!"

"Ha, I knew it." Sean was immediately amused. "The old woman is scared. Damn, why didn't I think about it when I satirized me?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? You are tossing to death in Southeast Asia. You know that the United Kingdom provokes ASEAN to express objections. How are you? It doesn't exist. What is the difference between this and a slap in the past? Speech against you It's only natural!!"

"Uh, so what, the cake is only this big, and the British are obsessed with it, but they can't eat it, so they won't let others take a bite!"

"Yeah, you took a bite, so of course Britain will fight back. Isn't that for sure? If you were replaced by any other force, they would fight back. They would say that. It's just a normal fight for interests. What's the problem?"

"Then I don't care." Sean laughed and said, "I'd rather let the world down than let the world down on me. Anyway, it can't be the wrong one, so it can only be Britain."

"And then?" Shen Bi asked angrily.

"Okay, I'm sensible, everything is planned, I won't really fight the old woman, how old is the old woman, how old am I, I'm still alive and kicking after she dies, will I fight her to the death!" Xiao En smiled and comforted, "She, she just can't think about it."

"What the hell is this 'poll tax'? Did she come back from 500 years ago? It's crazy!"

"Obviously Britain is in decline as a whole, but it's good to be a dead old woman. I oppose any closer integration with Europe, and play a game of seclusion here!"

"The rabbits are all engaged in reform and opening up!"

"The meat in my hand is obviously too much to eat, so why don't you let go, the meat is going to stink, why don't you honestly take it out and make friends!"

"What kind of iron lady... I'm damn." Sean sneered, "This old woman is completely trapped by this title, and I believe it even if I play with people, I will tell you, this old woman will sooner or later Play yourself off."

Shen Bi's veins were straight and his hair was smoking, but he couldn't think of any rebuttals. He had to admit that what Xiao En said was right.

However, at least the female prime minister's entrustment was fulfilled by himself. Judging from Xiao En's attitude, he knew that this guy was deliberately stimulating the female prime minister, and he might be planning some conspiracy behind his back.

Female Prime Minister: What the gods commissioned and it was done! Hey! ! !

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What is a British newspaper. JPG!

British newspapers are like, what happened in the morning will be published in the print media for you at noon!

Britain is the country with the most developed paper media in the world, the Mecca of paparazzi.

It is a tradition to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner every day and read the newspaper!

At noon, within a few hours, Sean was featured in the tabloids, and the photos were still warm to the touch.

The freshly published newspapers of several newspaper offices are all introducing this man who has caused a sensation in the whole of Britain recently.

Especially today when Sean arrived, it was completely slaughtered.

There was a stack of more than a dozen newspapers piled up in front of Sean, all of which were about him.

"Damn it, I've seen it!" Sean flipped it in his hand, looking straight at his teeth. "In comparison, New York's media is much worse than the British. This is really crazy."

"Is this trying to drain my value in the shortest time!" Sean shook the newspaper in his hand, and the front page was a large photo of him getting off the plane.

It's amazing to be able to take such clear pictures even tens of meters away!

"Where did you find the messy information?"

Lorraine's face was full of schadenfreude, and he couldn't hide it, "I told you that you were not allowed to come to the UK for any press conference, but you insisted on coming."

Among the large pile of newspapers, some of the newspapers controlled by Murdoch may have received instructions from the headquarters. When they reported, they were uncharacteristically based on real information. They were all old old calendars and old dirty stories from Sean.

Sean saw nothing.

But the fucking tabloids are too much, it's really an opening picture, the content is all edited, a photo of myself stretching out her hand at someone at the airport, they just made them write about their grievances with Downing Street.

There are also photos of entering Downing Street with his own car. Some say that the previous conflict was a play, and some say that Sean came to apologize to the female prime minister and admit his mistake. Sean's head was buzzing watching it.

Years of low blood pressure can be cured at once.

This is not outrageous, and several tabloids that specialize in pornography as a selling point have even connected Sean with a group of women in Hollywood.

From Diane Lane to the big white girl in Australia, the writing is cryptic and sentimental, and Sean looks hard.

Just watching, Xiao En suddenly yelled, grabbed the newspaper in his hand and tore it apart.

That look startled Lorraine, "What's the matter!?"

"Hehe, hehe, it's nothing!" Sean gritted his teeth and forced a smile.

Lorraine looked at the torn newspaper with disbelief, feeling uncontrollable curiosity in his heart, and decided to ask someone to buy another copy in a while.

Sean didn't know Lorraine's dangerous thoughts, so he turned and went upstairs. Not long after, Lorraine burst into laughter downstairs holding his belly.

The tabloid brought Sean and the old woman together to edit, and changed the negotiation into a date...

No wonder Sean tore up the newspaper angrily.

Lorraine was delighted to read it. Is there anything British tabloids dare not write about?

No!

They even dare to take out the British royal family to write pornographic essays!

Many tabloids rely on this to survive. There may be only a few people in the newspaper office, and there is no penny on the books. If you dare to sue me, I dare to go bankrupt.

You can also use the lawsuit to hype it up, sell the newspaper for a few days, and after bankruptcy, turn around and re-register to continue to open the newspaper.

Pure obscenities, stinky rascals, and those who have a reputation in the UK have nothing to do with this kind of person.

Don't think about private revenge, murder to vent anger and the like.

Whenever something happens to these people, there will be a lot of newspapers incarnate as Sherlock Holmes and start various associations, but anyone who has been edited in the past will be put in a shit basin, and the court will not recruit those who can't be cleaned.

But the British love to watch this, it is true that there is no trick at all.

Sean also felt a headache when he learned about this situation.

That's a pile of shit, it's still thin, and he, a man wearing shoes, really didn't have the courage to just step on it like that.

Spicy ratio!

What happened to the devil?

Lawful evil demons are helpless against chaotic evil demons.

……

Just such a day passed by in a hurry, and it was time for the press conference to be held.

Hilton's largest conference room was packed to the brim, which made Hilton comfortably groaning strangely.

"Don't squeeze, take it easy, you hurt me!"

"Damn it, get that black thing out of my head!"

Reporters from all over the world gathered densely, with cameras like a forest and cameras like rain. Everyone crowded in the conference room, trying their best to squeeze out a space for themselves.

The host of the press conference was drenched in sweat, unable to appease the restless atmosphere at the scene.

The newspapers are selling like crazy these days, and so are all the reporters.

Sean, who was wearing casual attire, giggled a few times, walked out of the backstage ahead of time and waved at the host. The host immediately stepped down as if he had received an amnesty.

As soon as Sean walked up, there were bursts of cheers in the meeting room, and everyone was welcoming the man who brought them money.

"Do I still need to introduce myself?" Sean did not try to quiet the scene, and joked with a smile.

"No need!!" A chaotic voice sounded in the meeting room.

"Thank you to the British government and all the media. With your help, I managed to let everyone remember my name." Sean spread his hands, and there was a burst of laughter from below.

"I know what everyone is here for, to dig news and make money, so let's get to the point without wasting your money-making time."

"Of course, everyone can't ask questions in such a mess, so let God decide the order of questions."

With that said, the big screen behind Sean lit up, and a slot machine appeared on it.

Seeing this scene, the scene fell silent, wondering what this guy who likes to play cards unreasonably is going to do.

Xiao En raised a button in his hand and said with a smile: "Everyone has a reporter number plate in their hands. A lucky reporter is randomly selected on the spot, and everything is left to God, the old man. I believe God will be happy to participate."

With that said, Sean pressed the button in his hand, and the numbers on the slot machine on the big screen began to flow.

'Crack' Sean pressed again, and a number appeared on the big screen.

The scene was quiet for a second, and a man raised his hand happily and cheered, "It's me, I'm the first to ask a question!"

Xiao En gestured with a smile, and the man immediately asked a loud question: "The female prime minister criticized you for parking the warships in disregard of the interests of other countries. What do you think of this?"

"What do you think, a metaphor of 'noisy neighbors', I believe everyone has had a similar experience, you do something, the neighbors in the streets and alleys start to comment on your behavior, make a lot of noise, in fact, have a dime with them Is it about money?" Sean pouted and sneered, "No!"

"The funniest thing is that someone from another city suddenly jumped out to point fingers and make comments, which is very funny."

The metaphor of noisy neighbors evoked memories of many people, and there was a burst of laughter at the scene.

"But..." The reporter waited to say something, but Xiao En didn't want to interrupt directly, "Dude, everyone has come all the way here, and we will give others a chance to make a fortune."

Immediately there was a sound of applause and agreement, and the man could only sit down with a dissatisfied expression.

Sean pressed it again, the number changed, and another person jumped up and asked happily: "Mr. Sean, if you yell in the street, it will indeed disturb other neighbors. If you make more harmful things?" that would also be a threat to the neighbors."

"That will have to wait until I drive the battleship to the door of the neighbor's house to shoot. The law only cares about what has happened. God can't predict the future. Just because you have a penis, you may commit rape in the future. Cut it off drop it."

There was laughter again at the scene, and no important person had ever spoken so...funnyly.

The slot machine spins, and the questions continue.