I'm really immortal

Liu Changan raised his hoof, a little annoyed, he transformed himself to frighten Zhu Juntang, but she brought a flock of sheep to watch him!

Do you want to save her some face in front of her sheep subordinates?As soon as this idea was born, Liu Chang'an forcibly killed it.

He raised his two front hooves, and the whole sheep stood up, looking up to the sky and screaming: "Baa!"

The violent aura surged out, and the flock of sheep around were bleating and running around in fright, and immediately fled in all directions. Zhu Juntang saw that he had exposed his flaws, so he rushed over without hesitation, and used her sheep's head to hit him as a male fairy sheep. The most vulnerable position, then turn around and run.

Liu Changan straightened his body stiffly, then his forelegs fell to the ground, regained his human shape, and sat on the ground slowly.

He still underestimated the extent of Zhu Juntang's cerebral hemorrhage.

His heart didn't explode today, but it felt like the production ball of sheep genetic material just now exploded.

Liu Changan watched Zhu Juntang bleat away, stood up slowly, put on his clothes, pants and shoes, held a belt in his hand, and headed towards the grassy hill, leaving a visible trail of grass dust and smoke. Zhu Juntang chased after him.

"Zhu Juntang, I won't skin you today, I will take your surname!"

After a while, Liu Changan caught Zhu Juntang, tied her neck with a belt and dragged her back.

Zhu Juntang pressed his limbs against the ground, scraped up the turf with his hooves on the ground, as if he was being pulled to plow the ground, his neck was bent back firmly, this poor old man didn't say a word, it was a bit too scary, probably today The skin will be peeled off by him.

Liu Changan called Zhongqing and asked her to prepare the kitchen and leave it for him to do something.

When Zhu Juntang heard the word kitchen, he immediately jumped up, lying on Liu Changan's back, and desperately attacked Liu Changan with his two front hooves.

So Liu Changan untied the belt from her neck, tied up her four hooves, and carried her back.

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang, who was sent into the kitchen, yelled in despair.

Liu Changan left her aside, then looked at the equipment in the kitchen, and found a stainless steel iron pot that could be used to wash pots and baths, filled it with water, and put it on a large stove to boil.

"Baa...baa..." Zhu Juntang twisted his body and cried, but he was a little curious, did he really want to cook her?

Do not believe.

Liu Changan felt that if she didn't teach her a lesson, she would really be lawless.

I found an angle for the phone and started recording a video. Liu Changan took the kitchen shears and started shearing Zhu Juntang's sheep!

"Baa!" Zhu Juntang was startled and angry. Liu Changan once showed her a video of a lamb being sheared. At that time, Zhu Juntang felt the same way, feeling terrified and humiliated. She didn't expect that now she has become a cute baa baa. Liu Changan is right She did it herself.

If the lamb has no wool, isn't it naked?Zhu Juntang's fur is so soft and thick, it is used to hide her shame. She is a fairy after all, can she be as shameless as ordinary sheep?

But because her limbs were bound and Liu Changan was suppressing her, Zhu Juntang was helpless, so she could only let Liu Changan stick to the sheepskin and cut her wool clean.

From time to time, Zhu Juntang raised his head to look at his sheared wool, and kept howling "drinking" from his mouth, and there was no more "baa".

After shearing the wool, Liu Changan lifted Zhu Juntang up and pointed to the pot of water on the stove. Zhu Juntang was stiff all over, and before he had time to struggle and shout, Liu Changan threw him into it!

"Bah!"

Zhu Juntang screamed at the end, his limbs straightened, and his whole body became stiff, which actually triggered the sheep's stress response and made his whole body stiff and fainted.

In fact, the water was just a little hot, Liu Changan fished her out, and then wrapped her in the white cloth used to steam the buns in the kitchen.

Zhongqing was waiting outside the kitchen. Although she obeyed Liu Changan's orders, she was always a little worried. What if Liu Changan got angry and really hurt Zhu Juntang?

Seeing Liu Changan coming out with Zhu Juntang in his arms, Zhongqing quickly touched the unconscious sheep, and whispered, "This is Miss San?"

"Ah."

"Is she alright?" Zhongqing asked cautiously as he groped the sheep and followed Liu Changan upstairs.

"It's okay, just scare her, and she will be honest when she wakes up." Liu Changan looked at Zhongqing, according to the rules of dealing with people formed by the previous social relationship, Zhu Juntang kicked him just now, it should be It is up to Zhongqing to help him heal and comfort him.

Forget it, now he is a young man in the new era who adheres to the core values ​​of socialism, and he can't always pay attention to the style and way of doing things of the old masters in the past.

However, from last year to now, Zhongqing has also grown a lot compared to when he first came to Junsha, and his temperament is more mature and capable. This kind of woman who is calm, shrewd and capable in front of her, and charming and enchanting in her back does have a very Same charm.

This is what her little cousin Bai Hui lacks. A girl like Bai Hui has her own characteristics and beauty, but it is too superficial to always try to capture Liu Changan with the power of a bear.

Is Liu Chang'an someone who can be captured with just bear's power?What a contempt.

Zhongqing stared intently at Zhu Juntang who had been sheared. If she hadn't come into contact with the secrets of the Tesla Biological Research Center, she wouldn't believe that people can turn into sheep even if she was killed.

Yan Qingcheng and Bai Hui hadn't come back yet, and the attendants on the third floor were only allowed to come up when they needed to be summoned. Liu Changan walked into Zhu Juntang's big apartment with the sheep in his arms, and threw the sheep on the ground.

"Why does it look like it's been cooked?" Zhongqing hastily pulled the white cloth on which the steamed buns were steamed, and the wool was cleanly cut, and there was no wool covering the sheep's buttocks.

Does that mean that Zhu Juntang was seen by Liu Changan?Zhongqing was a bit entangled in this issue, feeling that it was not counted, but it seemed that he was not so confident in saying that it was not counted.

But looking at Liu Changan's appearance, he didn't regard Zhu Juntang as a cute little ewe at all. To him, Zhu Juntang is a creature that has no reproductive allure?

Thinking of this, Zhongqing felt normal, not to mention Zhu Juntang, even a mature woman like himself, wouldn't he just bring her down with a knife?What allure did she show?Zhongqing touched Zhu Juntang's sheep's buttocks expressionlessly.

In this respect, her little cousin seems to be a lot more successful. According to Bai Hui's self-boasting, she found that Liu Chang'an would sometimes put his eyes on her chest.

Girls are actually more sensitive to whether other people look at their breasts, so Bai Hui should have a little credibility in saying this, which makes Zhongqing puzzled, today he bumped into it by chance, and didn't have any reaction , could it be that his own is not as good as Baifen?

Next time I have a chance to take a bath with Baifen, I can compare it.

"It wasn't cooked. I absorbed the mutated activity in its body, and she returned to human form." Liu Changan untied the belts that bound the sheep's limbs, and stretched out his hand to hold the sheep's chest.

But Zhu Juntang jumped up at this time, jumped up, ran into the dressing room, and kicked the door shut with one hoof.

Liu Changan clapped his hands. He didn't know when he woke up. Now that she ran into the dressing room, she probably didn't intend to delay the time to transform back into a human form. The hair has been cut, and she looks so embarrassed and ugly. It will be fun.

Then she is resisting Liu Changan's absorption of the mutant activity in her body, but wants to transform back into a human form... Can Zhu Juntang control the transformation by herself?

This possibility is extremely high. She must be able to control the transformation, so she didn't panic at all after becoming a sheep and had so much fun.

Liu Chang'an glanced at Zhongqing, and wanted to tell Zhongqing not to tell Su Mei about Zhu Juntang's change, but after thinking about it, let it go, Zhongqing is Su Mei's person after all, and Zhongqing is too embarrassing for him to do this ... Sigh, if someone like Ye Chenyu would not have considered this point, Liu Changan is really a gentle and considerate ordinary young man.

Not bad.

"Miss San?" Zhong Qing put his ear on the door of the dressing room, and heard the sound of clothes being picked up inside, couldn't help being overjoyed, and called out tentatively.

The sheep will definitely not go to get clothes to put on clothes, only Zhu Juntang who has transformed back into a human form will want to put on clothes, Zhongqing is greatly relieved, the kind of curiosity about weird events just exploded at this time come out.

Zhu Juntang didn't make a sound inside, Zhongqing returned to Liu Changan and asked, "How could she become a sheep? Can I change?"

"Why, do you want to become a sheep?" Liu Changan asked with a smile. Zhongqing's first question was normal, but most people would not ask the second question.

"No, naive girls only dream of turning into animals. Real women know that turning into animals is too dangerous, and they will be frightened when facing the human world." Zhongqing shook her head and touched her neck , "But if it becomes a small animal kept at home, a cat or dog who will never let go of the owner with a rope, that's okay."

Liu Changan shook his head, sure enough all women are crazy.

Zhongqing's words also reflect the person's past experiences and psychological conditions. Zhongqing is obviously the type of person who lacks a sense of security, and is also afraid of being abandoned and not having someone to follow.

Zhu Juntang turned into a sheep and ran out to play. Just like her personality, she is typically heartless, not afraid of accidents, but afraid that things will not be big enough to be fun.

People like An Nuan, Bai Hui, Qin Yanan, Shangguan Dandan, Li Hongfang, Yan Huaye probably want to become different animals.

No Zhou Dongdong?Because everyone knows that Zhou Dongdong wants to become an eagle and fly to the sky to catch birds and eat them.

Zhongqing picked up Liu Changan's belt, wrapped it around his neck, locked the buckle, and handed the remaining piece to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan held the belt. These beautiful women like to tease and seduce people. Ordinary men really can't stop their tricks. Fortunately, he is not an ordinary man.

"Do men like women to look like animals? I heard that men are actually animals with cross-species desires. For example, after many men raise cats, they not only fantasize that their cats will become beautiful girls all day long, but even He can also lick a cat's butt." Zhongqing was already squatting, and knelt down on the carpet, and called softly, "Meow!"

Liu Changan pulled Zhongqing up by the belt, and said worriedly, "I don't like it. I'm just worried that you two, master and servant, will one day turn into a sheep and the other into a cat, making a mess."

"Ah... it's a bit tight, help me loosen it." Hearing what he said, Zhongqing couldn't help laughing. If the master and servant really turned into sheep and cats, then there would probably be sheep running around and cats chasing everywhere. Situation, smiled and felt uncomfortable with the neck being tied by the belt, and hurriedly asked Liu Changan for help.

She clamped the belt a little tight, so Liu Changan had no choice but to lean closer and hold the skin on her neck, and carefully loosen the buckle. At this time, Zhu Juntang came out of the dressing room, and seeing the two people flirting with each other, he suddenly became furious. Squeezed over, pressed Zhongqing's chest with one hand, and Liu Changan's chest with the other, separating the two of them.

Sure enough, Jiang is still old and hot, and Bai Hui has planned everything out, but her cousin has already reached the level of pretending to be a tiger.

A fox pretends to be a tiger, this idiom Zhu Juntang understands that a tiger will allow a little fox to borrow its power, of course because it has tasted the taste of this little fox. In short, the meaning of this idiom has nothing to do with idioms such as going to bed in embarrassment and Pansy's love the difference.

Zhu Juntang glared at Liu Changan angrily. Just now she changed back to a human form in the dressing room, and when she checked her body, she found that she and Liu Changan had a shaving feud ever since!

"You still dare to stare at me? I'll ask Yan Qingcheng to teach you after dinner." Liu Changan grabbed Zhu Juntang's ear and said to Yan Qingcheng, "The seventh-grade book that she kicked off the roof of the building Mathematics class, did you pick it up?"

"I found it. Although a few pages were torn out, those pages seem to be about rational numbers and irrational numbers. It's finished." Zhongqing said.

"Bah! Yan Qingcheng just gave me a class on rational and irrational numbers yesterday. I couldn't understand it at all. It was useless, bah, bah!" Even though Zhu Juntang's ears were pulled, he was still very imposing. Zhongqing poked at her chest. It turned out that when she became a sheep, she should have bitten her chest. At that time, she was too pitiful.

Seeing that she still looked so arrogant, Liu Changan understood. She realized that Liu Changan hadn't cooked her into boiled mutton after all. Pressed on the bed, the skirt was lifted directly and there was a burst of twitching.

After smoking, Liu Changan threw away the whip and sat on the edge of the bed. Zhu Juntang lay on the bed and wailed loudly. This old man is so violent. Scar... Zhu Juntang cried for a while, and found that Zhongqing was watching, and Liu Changan sat there without saying a word, and had no intention of treating her butt at all.

It's Qin Yanan who hurts people more. Although Qin Yanan is a pregnant woman with brain problems, she will still act like a little fairy who loves her at such a time, and help Zhu Juntang heal her wounds!

"You...you paint me with saliva, at most...at most...I won't say you kissed my ass indirectly." Zhu Juntang compromised with Liu Chang'an with a twitch of his shoulders.

"Tell me first, how did you disappear last night, from the beginning to the end, in detail." Although the truth of the matter has been analyzed to a close degree, it is still necessary to listen to the person concerned to explain clearly.

"I yesterday... I came here yesterday and stayed in the room... I just felt, I felt like I was going to explode with anger. I still remember the first time I met you on the roof of Baolong Center, the roof What did I say to you? The real prison, which binds your heart, makes people feel that the world is huge, but there is nowhere to escape, and it is difficult to even breathe... It is not the jailer who guards you, but countless kinds, Ghostly eyes... When I came here, I felt that there were only four words in the eyes of everyone looking at me: Hurry up and learn!" Zhu Juntang pressed his buttocks with his backhand, and said that he didn't even breathe Feeling free again.

After running out by myself last night, it was such a joy to play freely on the grassland. Of all the sheep, none of the sheep would ask Zhu Juntang to study!

"Well, keep talking." Liu Changan remained unmoved.

Zhongqing felt a little distressed. In fact, the third wife had indulged Zhu Juntang in the past. Probably the third wife knew that this would not work, so she should hand Zhu Juntang over to Liu Changan, who can discipline her strictly.

"The more I thought about it, the more angry I felt, as if I was going to die. I saw the grassland outside the window... the sheep running freely on the grassland, and I thought that if I could become a sheep, I could sneak out to play...the result I just thought about it, and then I really turned into a sheep." Zhu Juntang recalled the experience of discovering that he could turn into a sheep yesterday, and couldn't help but relish it.

That's great...Zhu Juntang glanced at Liu Changan. When he turned into a sheep, what was going on in his mind?Why did he have to become a sheep? Did he think that Zhu Juntang would be afraid of him if he became a sheep?

I really don't know what is going on in his mind, why are sheep afraid of sheep?At most, he is a big fairy sheep, she is just a little fairy sheep, and he still stands upright to expose the sheep's yang, can Zhu Juntang not attack him?

"That's what happened when you came to the employee holiday center and entered the room, but then you seemed to have regained your human form, and you walked around with Bai Hui and Yan Qingcheng. At that time, you had already planned Did you run away?" Liu Changan nodded and asked.

Zhu Juntang laughed twice, then sniffed again, it was normal for a girl to cry and laugh.

"I was making plans when I was out and about. I bought a sheep and went back, so that when I came out of the room as a sheep, most people would not notice that two sheep had actually left. To confuse you." Zhu Juntang snorted, "If you hadn't come here, I believe they still can't figure out how I disappeared."

Zhu Juntang regretted secretly in his heart, a wise man must have made a mistake, he should not have let Zhongqing come over yesterday, if Zhongqing was not there, no one would come to Liu Changan immediately, and his free time could be extended.

"How good would it be if you used your cleverness to study?" Liu Changan glared at her, lifted her skirt, spat on her buttocks, then turned and left the room.

Zhongqing helped Zhu Juntang half take off her underwear, and smoothed Liu Changan's saliva on her ass.

"Why are you so familiar with this matter?" Zhu Juntang asked strangely while wiping away tears.

"Didn't you just say that his saliva can heal your butt?" Zhongqing also felt that Zhu Juntang's question was a bit strange. Isn't this an obvious thing?

"Hmph, it must be because you have been deceived by him, so you are full of confidence in him, and you think his saliva has this function for granted. Most people would think it's weird, and it would be silly to wipe saliva on your ass." Zhu Juntang snorted , These stupid women, the subconsciousness revealed in their words and deeds, can be clearly seen by Zhu Juntang.

Zhongqing didn't understand what it meant to be "falsified by him", but she felt that the relationship between her and Liu Chang'an was extraordinary. Zhongqing didn't have any objections. The third wife didn't give orders or orders directly, but she revealed the meaning that she Yes, or in other words, she must win over Liu Changan at all costs and let him be on her side.

With the acquiescence of the third wife, Zhongqing certainly didn't have any psychological barriers, and even supported his little cousin more firmly. How can a man resist sisters?

"Miss San, I think acting like a baby is more useful than deliberately resisting." Zhongqing persuaded earnestly, "You have also found out, even if you become a sheep, Liu Chang'an can catch you back, even if you are Monkey King, you can't escape Come out of the palm of Liu Changan, the Tathagata Buddha."

"Why can't Sun Wukong escape from the palm of Buddha Tathagata? I want to make a movie. Sun Wukong not only escaped from the palm of Buddha Tathagata, but also pierced the bag full of Buddha Tathagata's head, and then Buddha Tathagata lost his head." pus..."

Zhong Qing let out a long sigh.

After Liu Changan left Zhu Juntang's bedroom, he went to the kitchen to collect all the wool, and then came to the roof of the resort building again.

Looking at the vast pasture, the corners of Liu Changan's mouth finally curled up slightly.

Zhu Juntang really made him very angry, and he also beat and scolded her... He has seen this kind of thing many times, Zhou Dongdong always made Zhou Shuling jump in anger, and in the end he just beat Zhou Dongdong. What else can I do if I scold him?

The most important point is that Liu Changan discovered that Zhu Juntang is not a simple parthenogenetic breeding. The ability to change that she has obtained is no different from Aurora becoming a human and Mrs. Carnstein being able to become a bat. , but in fact there is a big difference.

Not to mention Aurora's changes, she is a super life that has gone through millions of years, but Mrs. Karnstein got his reward and help, and obtained the ability to change under the promotion of external forces. Including Xiaoqing also experienced thousands of years of practice.

What about Zhu Juntang?She will do it herself.

She's just a baby.

Once she transforms into a sheep, she will be able to rule the entire Nanshan Ranch, and she will come to court in all cases.

This kind of level ability that can directly suppress other creatures, only who can inherit it from her?

how many years...

Liu Changan walked beyond the railing, hooked the soles of his feet to the edge of the building, and hung upside down. He glanced through the window and saw that Zhu Juntang was rolling around on the big bed in the bedroom. Zhongqing was packing her books and study materials, and Liu Changan was not there either. He greeted them and jumped down from upstairs.

Walking out of the resort building, Bai Hui and Yan Qingcheng have already returned from playing. Seeing their expressions, they seem to be a little unsatisfied. In addition to the ranch, there is also Senling Park in this area. It can be said that it is a very large tourist resort, and it is not a day at all. It can be played in two days.

"Has Xiaotang come back?" Seeing that Liu Changan seemed to be in a good mood and smiling, Bai Hui hurriedly asked.

"Yeah." Liu Changan nodded.

"Is there anything else good to do?" Yan Qingcheng's thoughts were more delicate. Zhu Juntang ran away on purpose. If he just found her, Liu Chang'an must have beaten Zhu Juntang by now, and he felt a little refreshed. , but this kind of spring breeze feeling is impossible, Liu Changan's good mood is definitely not because of Zhu Juntang's return.

"Hehe, it's not a good thing, it's a very common thing, you are just like your mother, you are very thoughtful." Liu Chang'an nodded, he didn't try to hide his emotions at all, ordinary people have ordinary people's feelings Look, laughing and cursing in every possible way.

"I'm also very careful." Bai Hui said quickly, and at the same time secretly surprised, her vigilance was not wrong, Yan Qingcheng had been paying close attention to Liu Chang'an, otherwise how could she have seen at a glance that Liu Chang'an was in trouble because of something else? Happy?

Liu Changan nodded towards Bai Hui, I see, you are more thoughtful than Yan Qingcheng, and you are more enchanting than An Nuan... Bai Hui really likes to be competitive, she used to compete with An Nuan, but now she doesn't know why she is with An Nuan again. Yan Qingcheng got on the bar.

"Really." Bai Hui looked left and right, and patted the grass clipping on Liu Changan's pants, "According to this grass clipping, I can tell that you captured Xiaotang back on the grassland."