I'm really immortal

"Really? Will my elegance hit me in all directions?" Zhu Juntang didn't think so, "I'm a fairy, and a fairy is unparalleled beauty, no one can hit me."

"Let's take a photo with An Nuan. We have agreed before. I will take a set of photos with you when I have time." Bai Hui is usually willing to admit that she is a little fairy, but it is just a cute description, not like Zhu Juntang. Take "fairy" as your own racial attribute.

Liu Changan bowed his head to eat. "Appointment to take a picture" probably means the same thing as "Appointment to go shopping". If you take this matter seriously, it is nothing to make a note of what they define as a "good friend".

Zhu Juntang laughed twice, the bad old man must be cowardly, if Bai Hui and An Nuan fight... Liu Changan will definitely help An Nuan, but Bai Hui also has his own strong backing and witty military adviser, now only need Forbearance, just wait for the time.

"This fish cheek meat is okay." To show that he is a supporter of Baifen, Zhu Juntang spooned some fish cheek meat for Baifen, and was a little strange, "Why do you have such a good appetite today? Usually..."

"I usually have a good appetite." Bai Hui quickly kicked Zhu Juntang under the table, "This fish cheek meat is really good, Liu Changan, don't you want to eat more? I will eat it up!"

Zhu Juntang looked at Bai Hui suspiciously, and understood Bai Hui's thoughts a little bit... In an instant, he became a little proud, liking someone is such a boring thing, one has to be careful to please him in various places.

I'm still good, others are trying to curry favor with Liu Changan, only I have been teasing him, torturing him, provoking him... This is also normal, after all, I am a fairy, standing at the top of biological groups like women.

Thinking of this, Zhu Juntang became proud, and the haze of being threatened as the nourishment of the gestational sac in the morning disappeared.

Zhu Juntang put down the bowl and chopsticks, walked behind Liu Changan swaggeringly, took out an electric shock device like that on a lighter from the small pocket on the skirt, shocked Liu Changan, and then ran out of the glass waving his hands "baa baa baa" house.

Liu Changan sighed, the fish cheek meat is indeed delicious, for the sake of the fish cheek meat, don't care about it.

"Where did she get that thing? I used to play with it when I was a child." Only myself and Liu Changan were left on the dining table. Bai Hui put down the chopsticks and took a sip of water. In fact, there is nothing to do in the afternoon. It's better to have lunch slowly .

"How would I know? This kind of thing is usually on a disposable lighter. She neither smokes, nor is she an activist for lighting... It can only be said that a person's desire to do something is strong enough, and he will give full play to his subjective initiative. , notice what you don’t usually pay attention to, and get things that you can’t get under normal circumstances.” Liu Changan shook his head and said, it would be great if Zhu Juntang used this subjective initiative in his studies.

"Really?" Bai Hui couldn't help thinking, is the desire to do that thing strong enough?The situation that I can't get it now, is it because my desire is not strong enough?Is it because my subjective initiative has not been mobilized?

But obviously... Forget it, no matter how much you think about it, it's just a fantasy, but now he is actually sitting in front of her. For her, too many fantasies may not be as good as a moment of reality.

After the meal, Liu Changan was still sitting at the dining table, took out his cell phone and checked, but there was still no text message or call from Shangguan Dandan... She must have been too calm.

Liu Changan looked at the circle of friends, but saw a circle of friends with Shangguan's blond hair. It was not that she drew a good hand of cards, but a video.

In the video, Zhou Dongdong is wearing a set of red mechanical armor, like a bloated little Iron Man, flying around on the roof. Shangguan Dandan is standing on the roof, looking at the cheerful Zhou Dongdong with a smile on his face.

Liu Chang'an was furious immediately, and he tried to take Zhou Dongdongfei with him just to play with the spiral ascending to the sky. Doesn't Shangguan Dandan seem to be more powerful than him like this?What if the status of the invincible and omnipotent brother Chang'an in Zhou Dongdong's heart has declined over time?

As expected of the lord of the harem... No, the point is how did Shangguan Dandan do it?Where did this set of mechanical armor come from? Could it be her coffin that changed?Especially the swollen little Iron Man, the flames sprayed from the soles of his feet, shaped like a phoenix tail, are very eye-catching.

Chapter 7 Seventy Witty Answers of Stupid Children

Baifen ate the fish cheek meat in small mouthfuls. In fact, anyone who eats fish can eat this kind of meat. Every fish has two tender and delicious slices, which are hidden next to the gills, or are slightly reddish pink and white, or It is a deep brown soft rotten juicy black.

It's just that not everyone wants to eat these two pieces of fish cheek meat with special attention. After all, it's just a little bit, and it melts into fine pieces after sipping it in the mouth, and it's too late to savor the taste.

What's more, some fish have not been deodorized and have not been cleaned. The chef cooks them carelessly and serves them on the table. These two pieces of fish cheeks are not worth eating.

Making a whole plate of fish cheek meat is different. It is definitely a high-quality dish that the old gourmets dream of. There is a saying: an old man 96 is reluctant to part with two slices of mandarin fish.

The portion that Baifen ate was made from an unknown number of mandarin fishes, but only the two pieces of the mandarin fish's cheeks.

She is a person with a good appetite, so this delicious dish that everyone praised, of course, has to be eaten before it fits her personality.

After finally finishing his meal, he raised his head to find that Liu Changan did not show the expression of praise and liking at all like last time.

He was looking at his phone with displeasure.

Bai Hui hurriedly picked up her mobile phone, opened QQ Zone and looked at it. Her last comment was not annoying, and no one left obscene or provocative comments.

Then he looked at the phone like this and it should have nothing to do with him, so Bai Hui went to An Nuan's space to see if anyone was molesting An Nuan in the comments.

Bai Hui heard from Zhao Yu in the dormitory that when a boy sees his girlfriend posting a selfie, if there are some molesting or obscene comments in the comments, he will be very upset, and even ask his girlfriend to block or even delete these people .

Liu Chang'an doesn't seem to pay much attention to these things, but if someone blatantly wants to pursue An Nuan, he will be taught a lesson by Liu Chang'an.

In fact, Bai Hui also enjoyed similar treatment. That time when Guan Yuan harassed Bai Hui, Liu Changan buried Guan Yuan... Although it was Bai Hui who asked Liu Changan to protect herself, but thinking about it carefully, the degree to which he took it seriously, It seems to be more than beating up that minister?

"What's the matter with you?" Bai Hui saw Liu Changan was in deep thought, and poured a full glass of orange juice for Liu Changan.

Then under normal circumstances, he would not leave right away, and would drink the orange juice before leaving.

Because Baifen happened to be fine, and would stay here alone after eating, so it would be better to have someone to accompany her, it was just such a simple idea.

"Shangguan Dandan...is the little girl who only appeared on the first day of dancing, twisted a few times and then left, holding a big thermos like a missile head, do you have any impression?" Liu Changan picked up the dance. I took a sip of orange juice.

"Remember." Bai Hui sat up straight, her ears moved like a bunny's.

"Although she is lazy, she still likes to join in the fun during dance practice. You might as well make friends with her." Liu Changan suggested: "There is no harm in having a good relationship with her."

Just like Li Hongfang, when she met Shangguan Dandan, she was favored by Shangguan Dandan, who helped her completely remove some traces left in her body.

Zhu Juntang's qi and blood disorder was easily resolved because Shangguan Dandan was by his side.

Ye Sijin met Shangguan Dandan and got the chance of rebirth.

Needless to say, Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong, although they have not received any direct benefits, Shangguan Dandan has become Zhou Dongdong's "godmother", and Zhou Shuling has become her favorite daughter-in-law.

Shangguan Dandan is much more nosy than Liu Changan, if Bai Hui can build a good relationship with Shangguan Dandan, it will be a rare chance in life.

After all, Shangguan Dandan is a holy beast, something like a divine beast, which can be called auspicious. Who wouldn't want to be a little auspicious?Liu Changan has always been a kind-hearted person, so of course he would take care of his old classmates in such a rare encounter.

"Okay." Bai Hui glanced at Liu Changan who looked normal, lowered his head and said in a low voice, clasping his hands tightly under the table.

On the day An Nuan returned to Junsha, Liu Changan went to pick An Nuan up. Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang were also playing on the roof. Zhu Juntang came up with an idea that Bai Hui didn't understand at the time: build a good relationship with Shangguan Dandan, and Shangguan Dandan will Classify Baifen into Liu Changan's harem.

Why did Liu Changan allow himself to have a good relationship with Shangguan Dandan today?Did he mean that he hoped she could become a member of his harem?

What a mess!Is Liu Changan the emperor?Also open the harem!

Bai Hui was puzzled. Of course she didn't want to be classified into Liu Changan's harem, but she had a lot of doubts about the real relationship between Shangguan Dandan and Liu Changan... This doubt was bigger than Bai Hui's breasts. , I can't even pretend in my heart, so I have to find out clearly, and go to establish a good relationship with Shangguan Dandan.

It is actually very simple to build a good relationship between girls and girls. Just go shopping together, eat some snacks and desserts together, and the next time you meet, you will be good friends who will hold hands and bounce around.

"I'm leaving." After Liu Changan finished speaking, he stood up and took another look at the orange juice he had just taken a few sips of.

Bai Hui didn't get up, she was just a little proud of herself, she was quite witty, if he saw that the orange juice was not finished, he would probably sit still for a while.

"Look, I drink orange juice super fast." Liu Changan picked up the orange juice and performed a sip of a large glass of orange juice for Bai Hui.

"You are so amazing!" Bai Hui praised blankly.

Liu Changan was about to leave, but Bai Hui stopped him, "Wait."

"Ok?"

Bai Hui walked behind him, lowered her head and pushed Liu Changan's back, and when Liu Changan turned to look at her, she showed some doubts, "Why is Xiaotang always like this?"

As she said that, she pushed Liu Changan on the back again, totally not understanding what was so funny about it.

"You don't want to be like Zhu Juntang." Liu Changan put his hand on the top of Bai Hui's head, "Zhu Juntang's doing this is just imitating the man on the top of a sheep."

"Then...then every time she hits you, will you say, ah...you hit me?" Bai Hui's cheeks turned red after she finished speaking.

Seeing Liu Changan's bewildered expression, Bai Hui lowered her head and took herself out from Liu Changan's palm, pressed her cheeks with both hands, and ran away with twists and turns.

Liu Changan stood where he was, and it took ten seconds before he realized that he had been sexually harassed by the opposite sex at the dinner table.

Many stinky middle-aged men often regard drinking at dinner parties and telling dirty jokes to the opposite sex as some kind of wine table culture, but in fact it is nothing more than a bad taste and vulgar stench.

What Bai Hui did was also a stench, a stench... Liu Changan firmly thought so, and then left without being very angry.

People often say "Only women and villains are difficult to raise", followed by the phrase "If you are close, you will not be inferior, and if you are far away, you will complain."

As for what situation this sentence is suitable for and who it is suitable for to interpret this sentence, it is meaningless... Most of the time, the words and words are used as they want, as long as the listener can understand the meaning or emotion of the narration.

When you see someone say a word casually, you have to correct the wrong word used by others, it's just boring chatter that's all.

Liu Chang'an felt that Bai Hui was a sign of "being close is not inferior", so he dared to make a nasty joke with him. Could it be that he was treating him like a male girlfriend?

Boyfriend, this word sounds disgusting.

Liu Changan thought about these things, so he didn't wander around Building No. [-] of Baolong Center, and went home directly.

The continuous rain in the morning has stopped, and the words "Death's Recluse" written by Liu Changan on the telephone pole at the gate of the community are already very faded.

Only boring people will be meticulous and serious, and interesting people will be in the mood to do some messy things and say some nonsense.

It's a pity that Liu Chang'an has never been interested in publicizing his deeds, nor will he record his stories as legends, so there is a high probability that this old community in front of him will not become a "former residence" that many people admire in a few years.

Seeing a delivery truck parked in front of the building from a distance, Liu Changan walked over and saw a middle-aged fat man directing the unloading of the goods, and workers carrying boxes into Shangguan Dandan's room.

Li Hongfang stood by and checked the goods and signed for receipt. There was no doubt that this was the champagne she helped Shangguan Dandan buy last night.

Even if Shangguan Dandan had to fill up her thermos every day, the wine would be enough for her to drink for a while.

Shangguan Dandan stood by and watched, holding the sleeves of his clothes with both hands and pulling them tightly, tipping his little feet under the hem of the skirt, tilting his head slightly, and looking at the whole car of champagne with satisfaction.

Zhou Dongdong helped Shangguan Dandan stand next to him holding the big thermos, and he was not wearing the little Iron Man suit in the video.

Behind Zhou Dongdong was Qin Yanan, who was sizing up Li Hongfang calmly, not even noticing that her brother had returned.

"It's lively." Liu Changan leaned against the sycamore tree and made a movement of inserting his hands into his sleeves. Naturally, there was a gap, and the shirt sleeves naturally couldn't be inserted. There is no image of the old man wearing a padded jacket watching a play. successfully molded.

In fact, it's not just the old man who likes to watch the excitement. When he went to the mountains and the countryside decades ago, there were a lot of cultural activities. In addition to various activities organized by the commune, there were also movies going to the countryside, cultural dance team tours, etc., old and young. They all gathered together and watched happily with their hands in their sleeves.

It's much more interesting than everyone getting together to play with mobile phones now.

Of course, playing with mobile phones is still very interesting, but it is not interesting to just play with mobile phones when a group of people get together.

The group of people in front of them are not playing with their mobile phones, so it feels very interesting.

Li Hongfang was a little bit amused. She felt that she had performed very well, but she dared not show credit.

Shangguan Dandan wanted to maintain the majesty of his queen mother, and he couldn't act like a child who picked up chocolates.

Qin Yanan was expressionless, but her chest heaved more intensely than when she was really calm, doubting Li Hongfang's intention to please Shangguan Dandan.

Zhou Dongdong only has a stomach, no brain or heart, so under normal circumstances she can't figure out what she is thinking, which is why Liu Changan often asks "what are you doing?"

"Brother Liu." Hearing Liu Changan's voice, Li Hongfang turned around first, and greeted Li Hongfang respectfully. Last night Li Hongfang had a new understanding of Liu Changan's strength.

The queen mother is very strong, she is indeed very strong, but she is not raised by Liu Changan?Just like a super powerful weapon controlled by Liu Changan, when he needs it, he holds it in his hand and "beeps, beeps, beeps" at the enemy, and Shangguan Dandan shoots his hair out to destroy the enemy.

Human weapons like this are generally under heavy protection and enjoy meticulous maintenance, such as Dongfeng, Minbing, Baiyang, 02 and the like.

Judging from the expression of Liu Changan's words last night, he was only curious about Shangguan Dandan's power display, not that he needed Shangguan Dandan to suppress evil spirits.

This shows that Liu Chang'an actually has stronger power, so he has the confidence to do such a test.

Li Hongfang tossed and turned and couldn't sleep last night, thinking that Shangguan Dandan has the ability to manipulate hair, so what about Liu Changan?

Liu Chang'an doesn't have such long hair, and he doesn't look like he has similar abilities. He has super strength and super fast speed, which Li Hongfang sees in his eyes.

Generally, people with super strength and super speed, this is only their basic ability, most of them have advanced transformation power, for example, saint warriors can burn small universes and the like.

Li Hongfang couldn't help but think that if Liu Chang'an burned the small universe, or burst into transformation, he would definitely blow up or shatter all his clothes. Wouldn't he be naked in this situation?

Thinking about this matter, Li Hongfang didn't sleep well all night. Her mind was full of images of Liu Chang'an, who was as tall as a monster with his muscles twisted after transformation, running around and fighting without clothes.

Among Marvel’s superheroes, her favorite is the Hulk’s figure and Captain America’s ass. It is a pity that no matter how these two transform into fights, the key parts are covered by cloth, but in the real world, The door is mainly to transform into a fight, so it must be naked.

Li Hongfang tested it last night, and Liu Changan was not interested in wearing a battle suit.

"Brother Liu, I sent those things by courier today, and I have some new discoveries." Li Hongfang turned her back to the others and winked at Liu Chang'an. After all, she didn't know who else was the high-ranking officer of Fengleijianmen in Kyushu.

Li Hongfang suspected that Qin Yanan was the same, after all, when Li Hongfang was working for Su Nanxiu, he knew some basic information about Qin Yanan.

Qin Yanan belongs to the most coveted template of women, he comes from a real wealthy family, and definitely not the kind of guy who spends all day secretly breaking news on Weibo to show that he can still get close to the core.

The body and appearance are extremely perfect, and the effect of plastic surgery can’t be achieved, just like the beauty pageant champions who went 30 or [-] years ago. In addition to the aura of feelings, the facial features are exquisite and have their own characteristics, unlike the current Internet celebrity plastic surgery face They are the same.

If such a person also belongs to the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, it is enough to show that this sect has high requirements for members. Liu Changan set threshold requirements for Li Hongfang to join, and Li Hongfang has no complaints.

"Okay, I'll talk about it later." Liu Changan was a little bit interested in Li Hongfang's "new discovery", but he didn't hold too much expectation. After all, Li Hongfang's new discovery may be only one percent of what she currently knows. information, weaves the remaining 90.00% nine stories.

Li Hongfang also has a little bit of cognitive impairment, that is, she does not deliberately make up stories to deceive others, but she will unconsciously regard her fabricated thinking as the rigorous and thorough reasoning of normal people according to logical thinking.

If she deliberately teased Liu Changan, she would have died long ago.

"It just so happens that you are back, how much is this champagne?" Qin Yanan walked to Liu Changan's side, and while holding the bag, curled his lips, indicating that he was ready to pay.

Qin Yanan came over directly after calling Shangguan Dandan in the morning, and accompanied Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong to a shop selling beef stewed radish for breakfast.

Qin Yanan rode Shangguan Dandan's electric scooter there, because it was not far from the shop selling beef and stewed radish, but the road conditions were more complicated, there were many traffic lights, so it was not as convenient as riding an electric scooter.

Shangguan Dandan said that this is her favorite electric pony carriage, and only people she approves can ride it. Qin Yanan is her favorite daughter-in-law, and she can also take her to ride with Zhou Dongdong.

This made Qin Yanan very happy. He rode his electric bike to have breakfast, and took Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong for a stroll, then went shopping and spent the whole morning with them.

Unexpectedly, at the time when he was performing outstandingly, some kind of Li Hongfang suddenly popped up and sent a carload of champagne.

This made Qin Yanan gasp vigilantly. In order to please Shangguan Dandan, she gave only one box of effervescent tablets. She felt that it would be enough for Shangguan Dandan to drink for a while, and she just bought it after drinking it.

I never thought that Li Hongfang would be so scheming, so generous to please Shangguan Dandan, not to mention whether it is necessary to buy so much at one time, at least it feels that the impact is very strong.

The last time I gave Shangguan Dandan a box of effervescent tablets, Shangguan Dandan just fondled it around, looking at the box of champagne in front of him, Shangguan Dandan was about to sing and dance.