I'm really immortal

If at that time I got some ideological works after 2000 and made changes to adapt to the times, maybe I could make the Han Dynasty better.

When King Changyi came to Beijing, Shangguan Dandan also hoped that mother and son would be of the same mind, not only to consolidate the power of the royal family, but also to manage the country better, but it is a pity that King Changyi is a complete bastard.

After more than 2000 years, he finally grew up, Shangguan Dandan shook his head with satisfaction, then sat up and prepared to do the first thing in the morning: boil water.

The weather was a little bit cold, and there was still a slight sound of rain outside the door. Maybe the air was too humid, which made all the sounds soft. Shangguan Dandan moved his ears, watching the water line in the circular It fell from the glass window, opened his mouth and exhaled, wondering if there was any meat buns to eat this morning.

Opening the door a little bit, Shangguan Dandan tilted his head first, exposed two eyes in the door, and observed the outside world.

The ground was wet, and there were not many floor tiles left around the sycamore tree, most of which were traces left by Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong's digging. There were no Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong outside, and Shangguan Dandan didn't go out either. Just pull the door fully open for a change of air in the room.

Take out a few pieces of charcoal from the snakeskin bag behind the door and light them, put them in a small fire stove, and then put in the half-burned coal balls, Shangguan nodded lightly, if Zhu Juntang was here, he would definitely be amazed at the Queen Mother capable.

"Sister Dandan!"

At this time, Zhou Dongdong ran down and stopped his body with his heels in front of the pattering rain line. He looked at the seemingly endless rain angrily. For children, a rainy day means that they cannot go out to play , can only stay at home... Most of them are not allowed to watch TV, or how much homework must be done before they can watch TV.

She took two boxes of milk, moved against the wall to Shangguan Dandan's door, jumped in again, and handed a box to Shangguan Dandan.

"Sister Tandan, are you Sun Wukong today?" Zhou Dongdong said enviously.

Although Zhou Dongdong is sometimes a small plane, sometimes the People's Liberation Army, and sometimes a kid who doesn't know magic, Zhou Dongdong, who has been in primary school for a semester, often knows that he is just an ordinary kid , cannot fly, is not very powerful, and indeed does not know spells.

But Sister Dandan is different, Sister Dandan is whatever she thinks, just like the real one, for example, now Sister Dandan has become the real Monkey King.

Although he didn't quite understand why Zhou Dongdong said she was Monkey King today, Shangguan Dandan nodded seriously, and at the same time wrapped Zhou Dongdong up with his own hair, and put him on the bench to sit next to him.

Zhou Dongdong laughed happily, and watched the rain outside the door with Shangguan Dandan, sucking milk to make his cheeks bulge.

The furnace wall reflected by the flames of the small fire stove was red, and there were orange-yellow flames coming and going. Shangguan took a look and saw that the coal balls did not produce blue flames, that is to say, even if they burned most vigorously, their firepower was limited. It is estimated that it is only enough to boil the pot of water.

Thinking of the champagne that Li Hongfang bought for him will be delivered today, Shangguan Dandan's mood is good again, after drinking last night, he was in a daze, a bit like he accidentally drank Jingyuan wine in Weiyang Palace back then.

Li Hongfang is actually not bad, and he looks like a good child, but Liu Changan probably didn't mean that, he is very superficial, he looks at his face first, then his figure, and he is very picky.

Thinking about it, after living for so many years, no matter how interesting the soul is, I have seen many souls. I have lived with many people, and I have experienced the joy, boredom, dullness, and restlessness of interacting with people of various personalities. I finally returned to initial state.

This is probably the famous triple realm statement.

At this time, Shangguan Dandan's cell phone rang, and she now has two cell phones. The frugal queen mother did not lose the cell phone that Liu Changan wanted to use to exchange the coffin with her after receiving the IPHONEX from Zhu Juntang.

Now Shangguan Dandan certainly knows the value of the mobile phone. The mobile phone Zhu Juntang gave is more expensive than her electric pony carriage, but the one Liu Changan gave is much cheaper.

Thinking about it, I feel a little angry. He used such a cheap mobile phone to exchange her baby coffin with her. He was really good at scheming the Queen Mother as always. Fortunately, Shangguan Dandan was not successfully schemed by him again.

It can be considered that he has made some progress... After all, he used to snatch her pony carriage back then.

"Sister Dandan, why don't you answer the phone?" Zhou Dongdong took Shangguan Dandan's mobile phone by the bedside.

When Shangguan Dandan was drinking milk, she didn't want to move, and she didn't want to answer the phone. Zhou Dongdong took it over, and she glanced at it. It was her favorite daughter-in-law, Yaya, so she answered it.

"Dan Dan, are you awake?" Qin Yanan asked anxiously.

Shangguan Dandan was a little puzzled, because Qin Yanan's "anxious" tone was more like expressing it deliberately after adjusting his mood to calm down.

"Ok?"

"Then... have you woke up to wash your face and brush your teeth yet?" Qin Yanan asked tentatively.

Shangguan Dandan was a little more suspicious, shook his head, and then realized that Qin Yanan couldn't see him shaking his head, but since he had already shaken his head, Qin Yanan must naturally understand what she meant, so there was no need to say anything.

"Dan Dan, don't go out, go wash your face and brush your teeth first, don't be angry if anything happens, I happen to be free today, I'll come and go shopping with you later, now spring models are on the market, let's go shopping for clothes, bags and shoes." Qin Yanan sure enough Realized it, there was a soothing and gentle feeling in the voice.

"Okay!" Shangguan Dandan nodded majestically through the phone.

Shopping for clothes... Shangguan Dandan discovered that in modern society, apart from some styles that look like ghosts and ghosts, there are also some that she likes.

Like Liu Changan, she is already a person who actively and correctly integrates into modern life. Of course, she has an aesthetic that keeps pace with the times. Girls need bags. Shangguan Dandan looked at his sleeve pockets. It has the function of food, but it can't hold its own thermos.

Thinking about it, I was carrying a big bag with a thermos bottle stuffed upright in it, and then I was riding my own electric pony carriage. The little queen mother had a lot of prestige.

Shangguan Dandan just stood up when the phone rang again, this time it was Zhu Juntang calling.

"Dan Dan, your face was painted as Monkey King! Liu Chang'an must have done it, you beat him up! He screamed!" Unlike Qin Yanan, Zhu Juntang's tone was full of inflammatory anger.

Shangguan Dandan was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at Zhou Dongdong, Zhou Dongdong's expression was still very normal... because in Zhou Dongdong's eyes, it was not a strange or ridiculous thing for Dandan's sister to become Monkey King things.

No wonder when Zhou Dongdong saw Shangguan Dandan in the morning, he said that Shangguan Dandan was Monkey King today!

Shangguan Dandan hurriedly looked in the mirror, and what appeared in the mirror was not the benevolent, upright, elegant and majestic Queen Mother at all, but a Monkey King with a colorful butt and face!

A black circle was drawn in the center of Shangguan's forehead, surrounded by thundercloud patterns, a circle around the eyes, the entire triangle area of ​​the bridge of the nose, and around the lips were painted with bright red, and other parts of the cheeks were covered with thick powder. The face is exactly the same as the image of Monkey King in Peking Opera or craft masks!

what!what! ! !

Shangguan Dandan rushed to her desk, and saw that a lot of her cosmetics had been consumed. Shangguan Dandan seldom made up, but she cherished the cheap cosmetics she bought with Zhou Shuling very much. The price was not expensive, Zhou Shuling said Very easy to use.

Liu Changan!This must have been done by Liu Chang'an, Shangguan was so indifferent as if he had eaten many strange beasts, his chest swelled.

But how did Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang know after Liu Changan smeared her face to look like Monk Lei Gong?

Shangguan Dandan quickly took a look at Moments with her mobile phone, it turned out that after Liu Changan drew her like this, he even took pictures of her and sent them to Moments!

This... this... this is a prank no less than the bloody night in Weiyang Palace!Shangguan Dandan decided to follow the same pattern, but he had to make Liu Changan uglier and uglier!

Thinking of this, Shangguan Dandan went upstairs and rushed into Liu Changan's room, only to find that Liu Changan was no longer in the room.

Huchihuchi... Shangguan Dandan was very angry, but he didn't call Liu Changan, he would always come back, and after Yaya bought himself clothes, bags and shoes today, and calmed down, let Yaya scold him with him.

Maybe you can call Xiaotang... Forget it, she will only fan the flames and hide behind to plot against Liu Changan. If they really want to join forces to attack Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang's fighting power is not as good as Lu Sien's.

Dongdong's mother can't do it either, in front of Liu Changan she is just a submissive, low-browed little daughter-in-law.

Shangguan Dandan went back downstairs again, Zhou Dongdong had already finished his milk and was playing with Shangguan Dandan's other mobile phone.

Shangguan Dandan looked at his coffin, then at Zhou Dongdong, thinking of a plan.

Chapter 769 Liu Changan is Fearless

As a creature that has traversed the earth for countless years, Liu Changan is fearless.

Liu Changan got up very early today, simply because he woke up, so he went out for a walk, there is no other reason.

It's been a long time since I had breakfast outside, so I went shopping for a while, and watched the chef fry fried dough sticks for a while in an early shop along the street.

The deep-fried dough sticks swell from soft flour sticks into the oil pan, and the surface hardens immediately, so that the fried dough sticks will not expand to explode. It is very particular about frying the fried dough sticks to be loose and crispy. The master master is very good at it, so Liu Changan decided to have breakfast Just eat fried dough sticks.

Fried dough sticks are yellow and fragrant. Facts have proved that most yellow things in this world are good things, such as the sun, such as gold, such as GHS.

The freshly baked fried dough sticks are very delicious, fluffy and soft, and full of aroma. Add a portion of salted tofu nao, a bite of fried dough sticks, and a bite of tofu nao. The enjoyment of delicious food immediately makes people feel happy.

After eating these, it is also a pleasure to serve a cup of sweet tofu with a little sugar for balance.

Before the rain stopped, Liu Changan scratched his hair, water splashed, even though he was wet all over, Liu Changan did not intend to go home for the time being.

Life is not all about comfort and ease. If there is no pressure from hunger and cold, many people will occasionally be moved by the cold spring brought by slanting wind and drizzle, and give birth to some humming poems and words.

Liu Chang'an didn't hum or whimper, but just stood in the wind and rain and sang "Sailor".

In fact, he wanted to sing "Xiaofang", but now singing this song is easy to be scolded and popularized, so he stopped singing.

Today it is rare that he does not have the urge to recite a poem, which means that the inherent habit formed in him since the birth of poetry has been impacted, and he has also suppressed the urge brought by such a habit.

Liu Changan is very satisfied with himself, because being able to change one's habits naturally is a manifestation of a strong will, and most people have been controlled by "habits" all their lives.

"Liu Changan, what are you doing?"

Liu Chang'an turned his head and found that Zhongqing was holding an umbrella and looking at him with eyes that looked crazy.

"Do you think I'm crazy?" Liu Changan walked slowly under Zhongqing's umbrella and said.

The umbrella Zhongqing held didn't move. She stepped back a little under the umbrella, and was forced to give Liu Changan some shelter from the rain... Does he still need an umbrella now?Zhongqing raised her hand to prevent him from touching her, and wet her well-matched uniform.

In fact, Zhongqing changed the way she looked at him at the moment when he turned his head, because the scene of a man with messy and wet hair, side profile and standing posture singing in the rain, in the eyes of a woman He is very attractive, and of course the way he looks at him is different.

Women are easy to be moved and aroused by many things that can be understood as hypocritical, artificial, and posing in normal situations, not to mention that the man in front of him does not deliberately, but can easily stir up various emotions that already exist in women's hearts.

"In fact, neuropathy refers to the pathological characteristics of peripheral nerve damage in anatomy. Pain, numbness, and paralysis are all symptoms of neuropathy. In daily life, when people say that a person is neuropathic, it does not mean that he is suffering from neuropathy. Mental illness with mental symptoms." Liu Changan continued.

"Who doesn't know? But you said it yourself, I didn't say you were crazy." Zhongqing smiled.

The meeting outside the museum last year was Zhongqing's first formal contact with Liu Changan. Facing himself at that time, the first thing Liu Changan said to her was "Do you want to buy some mustard greens?"

Surprisingly, the memory is still fresh, and I didn't expect that when I recalled the scene and dialogue at that time, I could engrave it so clearly.

At that time, I felt that he was crazy... But thinking about it now, I have some indescribably interesting feelings in my heart, or some other feelings, let's use interesting to describe it.

If I go back to that day, I will probably buy all those mustard greens as compensation for my bad impression of him and my attempt to slander his image.

It's just a little bit of compensation... After all, Zhongqing still has some things that she can't let go of. The palm that knocked her out in the hotel is a lifelong shame for a woman.

"Zhu Juntang doesn't necessarily know." Liu Changan took out his mobile phone and looked at it. There was no call, no text messages, and he felt that he didn't want to go home for the time being. "I didn't teach her yesterday, and I just happened to be free today. Arranged by Yan Qingcheng." When is the supplementary class?"

Zhongqing flipped through Zhu Juntang's schedule, "Well... I only made up classes in the evening, and Yan Qingcheng has joined the student union of your college. I have some opening work meetings to attend during the day."

"Okay, I'll go and teach her." Liu Changan thought that he could finish Zhu Juntang's class in the morning, eat whatever he wanted at noon, and read books in Zhu Juntang's library in the afternoon... It's just that he hasn't visited Zhu Juntang for a long time. Wandering around the library.

"Are you going to teach her like this?" Zhongqing saw Liu Changan walking towards the Baolong Center, and hurriedly followed her to ask.

Zhong Qing followed behind Liu Chang'an. It was usually a woman who was seduced by wetness, but a man with a good figure was soaked through his clothes, so why not?

Zhongqing is also a mature woman, she has said this to Liu Changan... When she was drunk, of course she confided the "truth". Seeing Liu Changan's solid and generous back looming under the wet shirt, full His muscular lines were clinging to his trousers, Zhongqing couldn't help biting his lip.

It's not that he has any thoughts about Liu Chang'an, it's just that everyone has a love for beauty. Seeing such a perfect body, men and women are amazed by it, it's just a very pure appreciation.

"I'm not afraid of the cold, and I don't catch a cold." Liu Changan refused to go back to change clothes, and he decided to go back in the afternoon... If something happens, he can go back in the evening.

That's what men need to be strong-willed.

"That's not appropriate, don't you go back and change your clothes?"

"Too lazy to go back."

Zhongqing suggested helplessly, "Anyway, you have to go upstairs, go to my place and change a set of clothes first."

"You want me to wear women's clothes?" Liu Changan frowned, "I don't have this hobby...the most important thing is that women's clothes have to be paired with makeup. It’s so pretty, my thoughts about what is the meaning of being a woman, didn’t I accidentally hurt you?”

Zhongqing raised his hand to cover his mouth, and the laughter still spread along the soft and delicate skin on the back of his hand, and the sound of rain mixed with the clear and light melody under the umbrella.

"Most of the so-called men look better than women after makeup, which is often just the effect of photos and videos, and it will only make women who are already average-looking give birth to the feeling that they are not as feminine as men. Compared with real beauties, in terms of feeling It’s still far away.” Zhongqing has seen a lot, and there are many so-called women’s clothing in Taiwan.

In addition to Zhu Juntang, the Zhu family also has other younger generations. These people are like those dandies in many aristocratic families who are not qualified to participate in the management of the family business. They play with everything... Those good-looking men are also among the playthings.

In fact, this is also very normal. The addiction to broken sleeves has been passed down for a long time. If a good-looking man and a good-looking woman do not have the capital to support themselves, they often have similar life encounters.

"That's right, you are that kind of real beauty. It's really difficult for an adult man with normal androgen secretion to be more beautiful than you." Liu Changan admits this. The male-to-female situation he has come into contact with recently is one of his roommates. .

Qin Zhiqiang used to be fat, and the skin of fat people is generally good. After losing weight, the skin is fairer and more delicate than many girls, but after all, the male hormone secreted affects the physique and body details. There are many differences between feeling and real girls.

On the contrary, there are many teenagers who have just entered puberty, their voices are very immature, and they can easily tell me whether I am male or female when I put on women's clothes.

"You can still praise people?" Zhongqing was a little amused, because his cousin often told him how annoying Liu Changan's mouth was, which always hurt others, and in fact, in the process of contacting Zhongqing and Liu Changan, he had to hear a sincere Compliments are also difficult.

"I often do things like boasting people to spread positive energy." Liu Chang'an nodded, "I'll praise you again, among the ladies Zhou Dongdong calls auntie, you are the youngest."

"She calls me sister now! She even called me sister fairy once!" Zhongqing immediately changed his face and stared at Liu Changan. The difference between a sister and an aunt is simply the difference between life and death.

"Okay, Fairy Sister."

"Next time I take her out alone to buy food, she will always call me sister." Zhongqing said to herself, in fact, it is rare to see such a witty child as Zhou Dongdong nowadays.

Most of the children of this age are stupid and ignorant. When they see Zhongqing, they call him "Auntie and Auntie" all the time, and few of them can call him "Sister".

Zhou Dongdong was different. Once Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong to Zhu Juntang to ask for candy. He first met Zhongqing and called Zhongqing "sister". It was Liu Changan who had to correct Zhou Dongdong to call her auntie, and said Zhongqing laughed and shook her face.

"By the way, I didn't ask you to wear women's clothes. Last time you came here, the lifeguard said that you got wet in the diving. Jin Xiaomei asked if you want to prepare men's clothes. I agreed, but in Miss San's residence, you can You are the only male guest who enjoys this kind of treatment, Jin Xiaomei is not sure about your size, I went to pick it out, and it is still in my room and has not been delivered." Zhongqing explained that she has a size that is suitable for Liu Changan Menswear reasons for replacement.

Jin Xiaomei has not yet been able to do her own thing, and she needs to ask Zhongqing for advice on many things. A young lady like Zhu Juntang has everything in her life. Professionals help her in all aspects of life, work and study. As an assistant, it seems that she is just an overall arrangement. The middle link, but it is not simple.

"Interesting." Liu Changan thought of something and smiled.

"What's interesting?" Zhongqing looked at him suspiciously.

"It's nothing." Liu Chang'an is a polite person who takes care of women's self-esteem very much, so he didn't say anything.

Zhong Qing looked at Liu Chang'an suspiciously, she kind of guessed that Liu Chang'an was referring to, last time she was drunk, he sent her back to the room, and then she took off her clothes, this time she took him back to the room, let him take off clothing.

Not sure if he was thinking about these things, Zhongqing gave him an annoyed look, and couldn't say anything, he could think whatever he wanted, anyway, she didn't have any problems or should be ashamed.

Isn't it normal for a drunk, mature, normal woman to undress in front of him?

What's wrong with a mature, sober, normal woman wanting to take his clothes off?

Zhongqing is not a little girl like Bai Hui, she has always been reserved, her shame and self-esteem are like mimosa, and she will hide it at the slightest touch.

Of course, Zhongqing only thinks so, and having such a correct cognition and point of view does not mean that he will put it into action.