I'm really immortal

Qin Yanan stared dumbfounded at Liu Changan slapping her stomach. Under his palm, her belly seemed to be the skin of a big drum. It was ups and downs, bulging and bouncing under his palm.

"You get me out!"

After being dazed for a while, Qin Yanan looked at Liu Changan's devoted expression, as if he was not patting her belly, but playing on some formal occasion, finally turned around and kicked Liu Changan angrily.

"What are you doing? Isn't this way that the child can feel the melody of the music directly through the vibration?" Liu Chang'an patted it a few times, and at the same time was kicked several times by her, and stood up quickly.

Wouldn't his prenatal education music be more perceptible to those cells than any other music?After all, this kind of direct vibration transmission is lossless and efficient.

Qin Yanan didn't care about pulling down the hem of her skirt, she got up and pushed Liu Changan into the elevator and drove him out.

Watching the elevator go down, Qin Yanan tugged at the hem of her skirt angrily, walked around the living room with her arms crossed on her chest.

Suddenly feeling some asymmetrical relief in the shoulders, I turned my head and took a look, only to find that one of the suspenders was broken.

The quality of this skirt is also too bad, Qin Yanan directly took it off and threw it into the trash can. In fact, this is a common occurrence, so we can't blame this skirt. After all, when it was designed with materials, it never thought of bearing such an unbearable weight.

Qin Yanan patted his forehead, Liu Changan would always do such unexpected things, he had to find someone to complain about, so Qin Yanan called Zhu Juntang.

……

……

It was still early, and evil spirits and the like began to wake up gradually in the afternoon, but they would definitely not become active until after sunset. In the middle of the night, when the moonlight condensed the yin energy, it was the time for them to frequently appear as demons.

So Liu Chang'an first strolled slowly towards his home, and then went to Hexi to look for Li Hongfang at night.

Back in the community, Liu Changan saw Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong under the plane tree.

Shangguan Dandan was holding the thermos, sitting on the thickest branch of the tree, her skirt swayed with her swaying little feet, like a kite in a spring breeze, her toes were exposed from time to time, and the soles of her feet were also white Clean, like the tender and white belly of a fish.

Her hair on both sides hung down and was tangled together. If you didn't look carefully, you thought it was a black rope. The rope made of hair was tied around the tree branch, and then hung down and tied to the small bench.

Zhou Dongdong sat on the small bench and swung around.

"The hair is so long, it looks like a monster." Liu Changan sighed, he had little experience, and Shangguan Dandan was the most monster-like creature he had ever seen.

"My hair is tied to a tree branch, so it's not that I have great strength to lift Zhou Dongdong on a swing." Shangguan Dandan quickly explained to Liu Changan, lest he think she was very strong.

She is just a weak queen mother who doesn't have much strength, can only eat to make up her body every day, but can't do housework.

"Yes." Liu Changan agreed.

"Brother Chang'an, we met that professor's sister this morning. She treated us to beef stewed radish, and then she said she was your girlfriend." Zhou Dongdong actively reported what happened today.

"Huh?" Liu Changan looked up at Shangguan Dandan. In terms of telling the truth about what happened, there is no doubt that Shangguan Dandan is more reliable than Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong is always easy to distort other people's words, and has drawn meanings related to "eating" from Liu Changan's irrelevant words countless times.

Shangguan Dandan nodded, at that time Liu Yuewang's original words were "Liu Changan's girlfriend, An Nuan's mother", this sentence can be understood by normal people as she is An Nuan's mother, and An Nuan is Liu Changan's girlfriend, but If it is understood that Liu Changan's girlfriend is An Nuan's mother, there is no problem.

What's more, Shangguan Dandan felt the distribution of essence in Liu Yuewang's body, so there would be no problem.

Liu Changan frowned, and decided not to take this matter to heart. Liu Yuewang seemed a little childish among her peers, but she was a normal person after all, with normal thinking, and would not say such outrageous things.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong are different, one is a monster with zombie attributes, and the other is a stupid child who will be disappointed when a zombie sees them.

Chasing their arguments is a waste of time and pointless.

Liu Changan scratched Zhou Dongdong's head, then pushed Zhou Dongdong on the swing, the swing was almost level with Shangguan Dantan's feet, Zhou Dongdong screamed.

Chapter 763 I'm With My Mom

The swing slowly stopped, and Zhou Dongdong was so excited that he changed from sitting to standing on the small bench, looking at Liu Changan expectantly.

"What else do you want to do?" Liu Chang'an didn't understand her eyes, it was probably a sequela after spending time with Shangguan Dandan, always wanting to realize his wish by looking at others.

"You push me very high, and then I let go, and I can fly out." Zhou Dongdong once tried to turn his hands quickly so that he could fly, but all failed...just now he was pushed by brother Chang'an When it was very high, Zhou Dongdong felt that he could fly again.

Shangguan Dandan saw Liu Changan's frowning expression, so he sat on the branch and giggled.

"Do you really wish you could fly?" Since ancient times, human beings have had the dream of flying, which is vividly reflected in Zhou Dongdong.

"Yeah, like an eagle!"

"Oh, so you hope that you can fly freely like an eagle." Liu Changan nodded.

"No, I want to fly to the sky like an eagle to catch birds and eat them."

Liu Chang'an lifted Zhou Dongdong off the small bench, and Zhou Dongdong waved his arms. It seemed that Brother Chang'an didn't want her to be like an eagle.

"Zhou Dongdong, a mediocre and boring soul is a kind of sadness, but I hope you can be more ordinary, so that people don't think that the antelope hangs its horns, there is no trace to ask for, and it can't keep up with your thoughts at all." Liu Changan gave seriously. Zhou Dongdong put forward life advice.

Zhou Dongdong couldn't understand what he was talking about, so he continued to wave his arms, and then ran upstairs, because he was a little hungry, and wanted to eat stewed pig's trotters, chicken feet, AD calcium milk, broad bean spicy sticks, Planet Cup Shaqima Potato Chips, and Squid Tentacles , and Oreo.

Shangguan's light hair let go of the small bench like a stream of water, and then returned to its normal appearance, like a piece of black moonlight scattered from her shoulders, swaying on the girl's delicate back.

"Can you use your hair to tie an object of Zhou Dongdong's size and weight and throw it on the roof of Baolong Center opposite?" Liu Changan asked casually.

"I can't." Shangguan Dandan firmly denied it. She suspected that Liu Changan wanted to test her strength. If she had that much strength, Liu Changan would definitely arrange for her to work every day, and put her in Zhou Shuling's restaurant in the name of part-time job. go or something.

Shangguan Dandan knew that he was going to open a second restaurant, Zhou Shuling must be too busy, Liu Changan might let Shangguan Dandan become the store manager.

In order to show that she was just an ordinary weak girl, Shangguan Dandan didn't jump off the branch directly, but carried a thermos on her back, and carefully slid down the sycamore tree trunk bit by bit.

"Really flexible." Liu Changan commented.

"You call me a monkey!" Shangguan Dandan found Liu Changan's true meaning angrily.

"Stop pretending to dance in the square tonight, follow me to catch ghosts." Liu Changan hopes that Shangguan Dandan can realize some value in life. Since Zhou Shuling is her favorite daughter-in-law, it is also duty-bound to help the restaurant in the future eliminate evil spirits. .

"Where do you go to catch ghosts?" Shangguan took a sip of water.

Liu Changan chose the location of the new restaurant, and Li Hongfang told her about the unusual things he found.

"Well, I'm going. I want to protect Mother Dongdong." Shangguan said solemnly, "But how can I catch it? Ghosts and ghosts will disappear when they meet someone like you or me." .”

"You think too much, you are just a girl holding a pot, I am a college student, don't take the identity of the emperor and queen mother seriously, the feudal remnants are like ghosts and ghosts that cannot be seen, in the face of the blow of the dictatorship of the proletariat and the iron fist of socialism , can only disappear in smoke." Liu Changan found that Shangguan Dandan's thoughts were very stubborn, and he never forgot his feudal identity.

If those fraudulent organizations of "I Qin Shihuang send money" meet Shangguan Dandan, they can also form a new scam of "my Han Dynasty empress dowager send money", combined with Shangguan Dandan's overall quality and ability level, maybe it will form a certain level Weather... In the end, Shangguan Dandan himself, as the core figure, was eliminated by the state and arrested.

At that time, Liu Chang'an had no choice but to catch her and put her in the coffin again, which is quite an interesting story.

Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan suspiciously, he must be thinking of something against her, but Shangguan Dandan didn't mind, Liu Changan was never kind in life, since he robbed her of her pony carriage, he still hasn't repented.

It's fine to touch her owl, Shangguan Dandan didn't say anything, after all, she just wants to live a filial life with his mother and loving son, no matter how naughty Liu Changan is, she also wants to be a queen mother with a big heart and tolerate what he does for.

"Then let me touch your head, and I'll go with you." Shangguan Dandan stood on the small bench, raised his hand to let the loose Shuiyun sleeve fall off, and waved his white arm.

"Didn't you just promise to go?"

Liu Chang'an took two steps forward without paying much attention. He did many things for the first time, but the second time he didn't resist so much. Just pat his head, he won't lose a single hair.

He still looked left and right and found no one there, frowned and gave Shangguan a faint look, then with his head held high and expressionless, he came within reach of her palm.

After touching his head, Shangguan Dandan jumped onto Liu Changan's back again, hugged his neck tightly, raised his legs and clamped his waist tightly.

"You said you're not a monkey?" Liu Changan retorted with certainty.

"If I were a monkey, you would be a little monkey." Shangguan Tandan was in a good mood after touching his head, and he didn't care that he insulted the noble and elegant queen mother like any other animal. "What do you eat for dinner? You have to eat to be full before you have strength." Catch ghosts."

Liu Changan decided to cook at home. Now that the economic conditions have improved, the number of times he cooks for himself has decreased. This is not something Liu Changan is happy to see, so he cooks for himself.

To live is to do everything personally to live a more enjoyable life. Countless details in life are worth feeling.

If you feel that something is tedious and boring, then think carefully about how to make it interesting. As long as you are willing to think about everything in the world, you can always find something interesting.

Thinking of this, Liu Changan will inevitably criticize Zhu Juntang in his heart. This sheep found fun in repetitive and boring things like "baa baa". I feel like I still don't do anything, never do it myself.

The blood duck for the main course at night is Liu Changan's specialty dish...Of course, Liu Changan's specialty dish is not [-] but [-]. He still prefers the method of making blood duck in southern Hunan, rather than the blood duck in Silver Tower restaurant. French blood duck.

The representative blood duck in southern Hunan is Ningyuan blood duck. Liu Changan’s method is similar, but he prefers to use ginger and hot peppers. Very comfortable.

Liu Changan even wants to pair it with cold beer to refresh himself. After eating the duck meat and then soaking it in soup, people can't help but feel such a sense of satisfaction after eating.

After the meal, Liu Changan took the food box to deliver a meal to Zhou Shuling. By the way, he placed Zhou Dongdong in the restaurant as a mascot to increase the order rate. After all, when customers look at such a child, they often feel that they are not worth it. Round, it's okay to eat more.

After playing in the restaurant for a while, seeing Zhou Shuling revealing that Liu Changan is still Liu Changan, and that she is just a stupid mother, and it is impossible to compare with him in cooking, Liu Changan satisfactorily took Shangguan Dandan to Hexi. walk slowly.

According to the time of the video shot by Li Hongfang, it is still early, Liu Changan brought Shangguan Dandan to Li Hongfang's hotel first.

Because the elevator needs to swipe the card to press the floor button, Li Hongfang came to pick up Liu Changan, and saw Shangguan Dandan who was still sleeping on Liu Changan's back.

Knowing how powerful Shangguan Dandan is, Li Hongfang couldn't help admiring him. It seems that Shangguan Dandan is another big brother in the sect. Thinking about how Shangguan Dandan helped her extract the strange substance left in her body, this kind of mysterious and strange Ability is enough to make Li Hongfang feel awed.

"Brother Liu, what did you do with the living dead that you brought back in Wang Mang's tomb that day?" Seeing Shangguan Dandan, Li Hongfang couldn't help recalling what happened in the robbery cave. Standing behind Liu Changan, he touched his buttocks, as if There was still a dull pain, and he quickly clamped his legs.

At first Li Hongfang suspected that the living dead person was Wang Zhengjun, the daughter of Liu He and Shangguan Dandan, but now that Shangguan Dandan was right in front of her eyes, Li Hongfang didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore.

"She sucked all the energy and blood, and turned into a bone." Liu Changan didn't hide it from Li Hongfang. Ordinary people don't need him to make up a story to hide the truth. At most, they just don't want to tell it.

"Then...then...that doesn't seem to be the daughter of so and so, after all... After all, tigers are poisonous." Li Hongfang clenched his teeth, and his own logical and perfect reasoning was wrong?

In front of other people, Li Hongfang would still stick to the fight, but in the face of Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan, Li Hongfang still cherished his little life that was saved from a narrow escape.

"When Shangguan Dandan wakes up later, you can tell her the story you told me that night." Liu Changan suggested gently.

"No... no, I forgot." Li Hongfang waved her hands quickly, and she suddenly felt that when Liu Changan's tone or smile was very gentle, it was probably dangerous.

Then when he was throwing the pot by the river at noon today, he smiled and looked at himself gently, what was he thinking at that time?Li Hongfang couldn't help shivering in fear.

When he came to Li Hongfang's room, Shangguan Dandan opened his eyes in a daze, slid down from Liu Changan's back and looked around, then turned his head to look at Li Hongfang, "Are you the ghost we want to catch today?"

"No, no." Li Hongfang quickly waved her hands, "Empress Dowager, I'm also going to catch ghosts."

"Oh." Shangguan Dandan diverted his attention, and his eyes fell on the TV set on the wall.

Li Hongfang was very discerning, and immediately turned on the TV, pulled it out from the wall, adjusted the angle to face the sofa, and asked Shangguan Dandan to sit on the sofa and watch TV.

Shangguan Dandan didn't really want to watch TV, she was just interested in the TV... To be precise, she was interested in the stand behind the TV.

"I want this!" Shangguan Dandan pushed the TV into the wall and pulled it out. After several attempts, he pointed to the TV wall bracket and said loudly to Liu Chang'an.

"Okay, I'll dismantle it for you right away." Li Hongfang volunteered to open her toolbox. Her tools for installing the camera are also suitable for dismantling this bracket.

Both the TV set and the stand belonged to the hotel, and Li Hongfang only had the right to use it... But it doesn't cost much to pay the hotel one, but it can make Shangguan Dandan happy.

"Calm down." Liu Chang'an called to stop Li Hongfang, these people faced Shangguan Dandan, why do they all act like they are obedient?She is more obedient and obedient than when facing Liu Changan.

Shangguan Dandan raised his hand, and was shocked to find that he had forgotten to bring the thermos, so he continued to pull the TV out of the wall and push it back.

If you have this, you can watch TV from a more comfortable angle whether you are lying on the bed in the downstairs room or sitting under the electric heater in the living room upstairs!

"This thing is sold everywhere, I'll buy one for you." In order to get Shangguan Dandan to cooperate tonight, Liu Changan had no choice but to use the TV stand to appease her.

Shangguan Dandan walked to Liu Changan's side contentedly, sat beside Liu Changan with his arm in his arms, and resumed his elegant and upright posture. The way he begged for things a moment ago might have been a little naive, and he must be forgotten by others.

Chapter 764 Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Gate, the Flying Flag

Since he was going to catch ghosts today, Liu Changan inevitably thought of "Zi Bu Yu" which he would read in the second semester of his third year of high school. "Zibuyu" is taken from "Zibuyu, strange powers and chaotic gods", and Yuan Mei's "Zibuyu" tells all kinds of ghosts, monsters, evil spirits and strange stories throughout.

Liu Changan glanced at the zombie old lady next to her. She was trying to maintain a correct posture, her eyes were fixed on the front without squinting. Only Liu Changan could notice that she turned her head slightly to the left and back again. She was in a very good mood. happy look.

"What are you looking at me for?" Sensing Liu Chang'an's gaze, Shangguan Dandan stopped his petty movements, turned his head and looked at Liu Chang'an very majestically.

"You have been in the coffin for so long, and you have never gotten out to frighten the scholars who have no money to stay overnight in the cemetery, or when you climb out to eat some meat buns, donkey meat on fire, big plate chicken, etc., you are taken by passers-by. Zombies are eating people?" Liu Changan asked curiously.

He has always suspected that the zombie story in the unofficial history notes might have something to do with Shangguan Dandan.

Thinking like this has something to do with him being treated as a zombie. The experience of being buried in a coffin after pretending to be dead, and then crawling out by himself is a rare and common experience, and it often happens in the world.

The origin of zombies is mostly related to the phenomenon of suspended animation, but some people think it is bioelectricity, viruses, bacteria and so on.

The most well-known zombie creature is the mantis manipulated by iron nematodes. Liu Changan has also seen a zombie crab, which can also lure females to mate, but in fact its interior has been completely eaten up, and Bi Tiesheng controls its actions. Worms are more resourceful parasites.

In ancient times, there were also parasites who only slowly ate the brain of the parasitic object, then docked with the nervous system of the parasitic object, took over the body and even showed a certain degree of intelligence. When they parasitized on pigs, they showed pig-like intelligence and behavior patterns. The same is true for parasitism on humans.

When this kind of parasite uses humans as hosts, the host often has no other symptoms except for frequent headaches at the beginning, and no one else can notice until the host's brain is completely replaced.

"Meat buns." Shangguan Dandan didn't answer his question, but just talked to himself thinking about the food he used to eat.

Anyway, generally speaking, when Liu Changan asked her questions, he wanted to frame her, and Shangguan Dandan already knew this.

Liu Changan didn't ask any more questions, he was sure that Shangguan Dandan hadn't been in a deep sleep for more than 2000 years, otherwise he wouldn't have saved Ye Sijin and let Ye Sijin be reborn as Qin Yanan.

He was still interested in knowing under what circumstances Shangguan Dandan would wake up and what he would do in a sober state.

"Brother Liu, if you are interested in zombies, you can go to the Provincial Museum to see Mrs. Xin Zhui." Li Hongfang suggested.

"Xin Zhui is not a zombie." Liu Chang'an remembered that Li Hongfang once said that Xin Zhui was also a "living coffin".

At that time, Liu Chang'an believed it a little bit, and accepted Li Hongfang's statement that Xin Zhui just had a problem when opening the coffin, and did not become a situation like Shangguan Dandan.

Now Liu Changan is skeptical of Li Hongfang's information, because Li Hongfang likes to add storylines by himself, it's quite nonsense.