I'm really immortal

Chapter 739 Zhu Bajie Meets Black Bear Spirit

Apart from almost bumping into a female driver driving an Audi A5 on the road, Liu Yuewang managed to drive the car safely home.

Driving from Hexi all the way to the east airport in Hedong, such a long-distance drive was nothing to Liu Yuewang, and she was not proud either.

What was slightly annoyed was that the female driver of the Audi A5 looked at Liu Yuewang's car with disdain.

Liu Yuewang was a little dissatisfied, imported cars are amazing?Her Volvo is actually not bad, but she made up her mind to change to an imported model.

Back home, Liu Yuewang and An Nuan packed their luggage. Liu Changan put the dishes in the kitchen, took out the ginseng and cleaned it, put it in a cup, covered it, steamed it, and set the fire for half an hour.

Several suitcases were opened in the living room, An Nuan and Liu Yuewang were picking out their respective trophies.

In addition to bringing ginseng to Liu Changan, An Nuan also brought two other things from the Three Treasures of Northeast China: mink fur and deer antler.

Three treasures in the Northeast have two languages: old and new. In the past, poor people in the Northeast couldn’t afford to wear mink in this cold weather, so they could only use ula grass to keep warm in their shoes. At that time, the three treasures in Northeast China were ginseng, mink fur and ula grass. .

Now, of course, few people use ulagrass in their shoes, so the status of ulagrass has been replaced by deer antler.

The mink fur product that An Nuan brought to Liu Changan was a pair of mink fur underwear. Although Liu Changan liked to spoil his little girlfriend very much, when she gave it to Liu Changan, Liu Changan ruthlessly refused.

"I'll accept the velvet antler. You can wear it yourself, thank you." Liu Changan waved his hand. Although he once said that he would like to be An Nuan's licking dog, there is a bottom line for licking a dog. Let him run naked, let him wear mink fur Absolutely no panties.

"Haha..." Liu Yuewang has been looking forward to this moment for a long time. An Nuan will always show strange tastes at certain times, for example, the black and white striped pajamas she bought before, and the pajamas that look like foreign prisoners' prison clothes, even her grandparents disliked them. Ugly, I don't want to wear the same clothes as her.

"Isn't this cute? It's fluffy to the touch." An Nuan felt aggrieved. When she was buying this pair of mink fur underwear, she thought that occasionally if he sneaked into her room by climbing the window, An Nuan Nuan was forced to let him stay overnight, in exchange for letting him wear this pair of mink fur underwear, which was fluffy and felt like a small animal.

It's fine if he doesn't like the gift she brought back to him from thousands of miles away, but he is not even willing to accept it reluctantly!

"Is this for me too? I like this." Liu Changan quickly picked up a set of cups to divert An Nuan's attention.

"Hmm..." An Nuan hummed and said, "This is called Hai Hai Jiang..."

"Wait." Liu Yuewang interrupted An Nuan, "Chang'an, I'll test you. Look at this set of cups, do you have anything to say?"

An Nuan stared at Liu Yuewang with dissatisfaction, she must know that Liu Chang'an could tell, but she just wanted to take Liu Chang'an's exam again, did she like this kind of feeling of talking about the past and the present with him so much?

Liu Changan looked at the packaging of the cups. It was a white rectangular paper box with vents showing the patterns of treasures from the Forbidden City. There was no doubt that this was a peripheral product of the Palace Museum.

Liu Changan smiled, "A modern handicraft inspired by the collections of the Forbidden City, there is not much to say... The overall shape is good, the highlight is the seawater river cliff pattern, and the hem of the Qing Dynasty emperor's dragon robe has seawater The pattern of eight treasures on the bank of the river means Fushanshouhai, and the eternal state of the country... Fortunately, the mountains and rivers are not eternal, and we ordinary people can also use the pattern of the golden dragon, the pattern of the eight treasures of the sea and river cliffs."

"That's right, sea water and river cliff patterns are the highlight. When An Nuan saw this set of quick drink cups, she felt that it suited your temperament." Liu Yuewang handed the box to Liu Chang'an, "Do you like it?"

"I like it, it's so much better than mink underwear." Liu Changan took it over, hugged An Nuan and kissed it.

An Nuan was kissed, and secretly glanced at Professor Liu with some complacency, and didn't care about the fact that she was taking the exam to Liu Chang'an and creating an ambiguous atmosphere.

At this time the doorbell rang, An Nuan went to open the door, but it was Han Zhizhi who came to play.

"Aunt Liu! Did you bring me a gift?" Han Zhizhi talked to Liu Yuewang first.

"Bring, bring, the same silk scarf as your mother."

"It's really perfunctory, it's a silk scarf again."

"Smelly girl, looking for a fight, do you want love...I have the same thing."

"Hey, of course I want it... This suit is really pretty!"

Han Zhizhi took the gift, then took An Nuan's hand, walked to Liu Changan and said hello, "Hi, macho."

"Weak chicken." Liu Changan echoed her.

An Nuan laughed out loud.

"I call you macho to compliment you. Why do you call me weak chicken?" Han Zhizhi raised her arms, trying to bulge her biceps.

"That time when you brought Zhong Hai's son-in-law over to play, I called you a fierce girl. An Nuan was not happy, and felt that a strong man and a strong woman were like a couple, so I had no choice but to call you a weak chicken, and draw a line with you." Liu Changan expressed frankly The reason why I called her a weak chicken, "What's more, compared with me, you are indeed similar to a weak chicken in any aspect."

Liu Changan wasn't making fun of her, but just discussing it objectively.

"When I get good at Taekwondo, I will knock you down sooner or later." Han Zhizhi knew that she was no match for Liu Changan now, so she could only endure the humiliation. She could only recall the handsomeness of girls who had practiced Taekwondo and karate in many movies when they knocked down men. The picture cheers me up.

"Sooner or later? If human beings can achieve immortality in your lifetime, come to me after you cultivate for 50 billion years." Liu Changan cupped his hands, "50 billion years later, there will be a period later."

"Arrogant, I'll come to you in five months." Han Zhizhi was gearing up.

Liu Changan glanced at An Nuan, and An Nuan tacitly found a broken bowl for Liu Changan.

Liu Changan slapped the broken bowl, rubbed it vigorously, and then showed Han Zhizhi the pieces... He didn't smash it into pieces either, it was too showy, he is a modest and down-to-earth person, enough is enough.

Han Zhizhi stared in shock, "Oh, I was just joking!"

Saying that, Han Zhizhi pulled An Nuan back into the room and closed the door.

"What are you doing?" An Nuan looked very strange when she saw Han Zhizhi's eyes. As a sister, she knew very well that Han Zhizhi was going to say something stupid.

"He's so strong, didn't he rub your nipples when you were doing something?" Han Zhizhi stretched out her hand worriedly to check, she was worried that An Nuan was gone.

"You're going to die! Crazy!" An Nuan opened Han Zhizhi's hand, amused and annoyed, Han Zhizhi's worry was actually a bit serious, not just a joke, what a blast!

"Hey, you seem to have developed a second time, comparable to me in the enchantment." Han Zhizhi shifted his attention, and sighed, "It turns out that it is true that you will develop a second time with a boyfriend."

"Find a boyfriend earlier." An Nuan was a little proud and shy, and there was no need to put on airs in front of Han Zhizhi, "I have a perfect body now, and it's not in vain to meet Bai Hui."

"You can pull it down. Once you swell, you can't distinguish reality. No matter how you develop, can a pig turn into a bear? You are a pig, and people are born as bears. No matter how you develop, you are Zhu Bajie, and people will grow naturally. It's the black bear spirit, you lost your nine-tooth nail rake with a slap." Han Zhizhi said disapprovingly, Baifen was well-known in Junsha High School before, not to mention that Han Zhizhi was also the best friend of Baifen's mortal enemy, and had something to do with Baifen. To understanding.

"If I were Zhu Bajie, you would be Drifting Monk. Look at you combing your bangs up, your forehead is as bald as Junior Brother Sha."

"You're going to die! I'm worried that I'm losing my hair recently. Monk Sha is bald, right?"

"It seems to be the Mediterranean Sea."

"Bah, you stinking mouth, if I lose more than ten hairs today, you will curse me."

The two chatted for a while, then came out again, Liu Changan had already gone to work in the kitchen, An Nuan stayed with Han Zhizhi for lunch.

There were several people eating, so Liu Yuewang brought out a box of red sausages. She bought four kinds of red sausages from Harbin Meat Union Factory, Shangwei Red Sausage, Qiulin Lidaosi Red Sausage and Agricultural University Red Sausage.

Looking at those red sausages, Liu Changan felt that this was probably a woman's sense of ritual. These kinds of red sausages can be bought online even in the lesser-known commercial committee red sausages and Nongda red sausages in the south, but she had to buy them herself. Back from thousands of miles away.

Chapter 7: The Bamboo Fairy and the White Fairy

After eating a nutritious lunch at noon, Liu Changan felt full of energy, just like the steam locomotive in the past, filled with coal, and could go through the mountains and tunnels with smoke and "wow".

This kind of scene was common on the routes in the mountainous areas in the south. Liu Changan remembered that there were many mountains and tunnels from Junsha to Yunnan and Guizhou. The short routes on the map often took days and nights, but now the fastest High-speed EMUs only take a few hours.

The well-developed transportation network makes people feel that this country seems to have shrunk a lot... Liu Changan left An Nuan's house thinking about what he had and what not.

Because Han Zhizhi decided to sleep with An Nuan in the afternoon, Liu Changan originally wanted to discuss math problems with An Nuan, such as the Riemann conjecture being solved by someone who obtained the Xueba system and so on.

Now he can only put his hands in his pockets and think about why five centimeters equals twenty centimeters, why the number 8 equals the letter D, and so on.

Young people at this time are often bored and bored. Liu Changan is such a young man. After he walked out of the orangery, he walked around the campus of Xiangda University, watching the branches and leaves of many plane trees trembled by the wind. Accompanied by the murmur of trembling branches and leaves, he couldn't help frowning. He wasn't dissatisfied with his desires, but he couldn't help feeling ridiculed.

It's like a single dog with a beautiful face sees an ugly couple showing affection.

So Liu Changan took a deep breath, and let out a roar like a strange beast. The mighty air waves shook and spread out in circles, covering the entire campus of Hunan University, shattering the playful cold wind into nothingness, making the wandering The branches and leaves trembled and dropped many.

Autumn is not yet here, but the sycamore leaves are falling all over the campus.

Liu Changan felt refreshed again, he was just an ordinary person, so he had the same operations as ordinary people to regulate his emotions through breathing.

He didn't roar wantonly, he controlled the sound a little bit, so it wouldn't be too alarming... In fact, there is no problem, now and then there will be news of "a sound erupted over a certain place" on the Internet from time to time.

Walking from Hexi to Hedong, Liu Changan can always see Baolong Center Building No. [-] surrounded by clouds and mist. Many snow mountain photographers often cheer when they encounter the rare snow mountain hat cloud. In fact, skyscrapers also have the chance to form such a rare phenomenon. cloud phenomenon.

A cloud like a hat shrouded the roof of Building No. [-] in Baolong Center. Liu Changan asked Zhongqing, and learned that Yan Qingcheng had only finished class for Zhu Juntang in the morning, and now Zhu Juntang was playing happily.

Liu Changan decided to teach her Zhu Juntang a class, so he couldn't just teach "Guan Ju" and be done with it?Let her learn the second chapter of "Ge Tan" today, and it happens that this chapter has the meaning of "appealing to parents for learning and gaining".

Slowly walking to Baolong Center, Liu Changan was greeted by another full-time secretary of Zhu Juntang, Jin Xiaomei, who had just been transferred from Taiwan and was taking over some daily affairs under the guidance of Zhongqing.

Now that Zhongqing has the power to get promoted, there are a lot of things to deal with in the company, and he can't still take care of Zhu Juntang's trivial matters. He needs someone to assist him.

Jin Xiaomei is from Taiwan. Her face is too perfect and delicate. It feels like she has used a knife, but the overall appearance is very good-looking. She belongs to the very successful type, and her facial expression is also very natural, without stiffness or weirdness.

"Mr. Liu, Miss is playing in Fairy Lake now." It's not that Jin Xiaomei has never met Liu Chang'an, she just took charge of receiving him today, and she also knows Liu Chang'an's identity...an ordinary college student at Shonan University.

What kind of identity is this?Jin Xiaomei is not stupid, the other party is definitely not simple, if you don't know, you should not ask more questions, just do your own job well.

Zhongqing investigated Liu Chang'an many times at the beginning, but Jin Xiaomei would not do this, because Zhongqing belonged to the third wife at the beginning, and Zhongqing was more responsible for the third wife.

Jin Xiaomei does not have Zhongqing's status and position to do unnecessary things.

"What is Fairy Lake?" Liu Chang'an didn't know Zhu Juntang's residence very well, only she disliked the small place. For Liu Chang'an who often lived in the utility room, Tongzilou and other places, it was quite big.

Of course, for a monarch who once owned a palace, that's really not that big.

"Fairy Lake is the indoor swimming pool next to the aquarium. Miss San named it Fairy Lake because she thought that fairies would often haunt the forest, but there is no forest here, so she had to maintain her fairy spirit in Fairy Lake." Jin Xiaomei explained.

Liu Changan nodded and said nothing.

Declining Jin Xiaomei to lead the way, Liu Changan touched the screen on the wall to call up the floor plan, glanced at it and clicked on the "guidance" sign on the screen.

A smart electric car embedded in the wall drove out. Liu Changan touched it and sat on it a little freshly. It seems that household products are highly intelligent, and systematization is the trend in the future. Many things are first used in wealthy families. , and then gradually spread to the homes of ordinary people.

For example, refrigerators, color TVs, air conditioners, etc... This kind of smart electric vehicles used at home may not be popularized. After all, it is impossible for ordinary people's homes to be so large that electric vehicles are needed for transportation.

Liu Chang'an has never seen Zhu Juntang use such a smart electric car, but has only seen her running around on a balancing car.

Walking through the changing area of ​​the swimming pool and the viewing area of ​​the aquarium with deck chairs, Liu Changan came to the pool and found that not only bamboo fairies but also white fairies were haunting Fairy Lake.

When the two fairies were playing together, Liu Chang'an always felt that the fairy aura they exuded was particularly strong.

Just like when Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling were together... Well, maybe it's not very accurate, because Zhou Shuling can still suppress Zhou Dongdong, so it will appear more normal.

Then use the analogy when Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan were together. Shangguan Dandan always tried to make Zhou Dongdong do some stupid things, and even cooperated with Zhou Dongdong.

In fact, Shangguan Dandan herself is not very smart, just as stupid.

Zhu Juntang is still wearing the sheep doll costume with the electric shock horn headgear... This is the clothes that Zhu Juntang has worn the most times that Liu Changan has seen, and it is rare to see her wearing other clothes for the second time.

Not playing with water?Wearing such a fluffy doll costume, once she falls into the pool, the doll suit quickly absorbs water and becomes extremely heavy, and she will sink to the bottom of the pool and become a dead sheep.

Bai Hui's dress is more in tune with the swimming pool. She is wearing a three-point tie bikini, which is more common on foreign beaches, and there are very few body areas covered.

In fact, it can’t be said that there are very few, and it can even be said that it is relatively conservative, because she wears a white teddy bear hat on her head, bear claw gloves covering the entire forearm on her hands, and bear claw fur covering the entire calf on her legs boots.

After a cursory look, the body coverage is more than 5.00%. Even though she is wearing a three-point tie bikini, a swimsuit with such a large skin coverage can still be considered conservative.

Right?

"You will drown if you fall into the water." Liu Changan reminded them to pay attention to safety. Although Bai Hui is not as fluffy as Zhu Juntang's whole body, the things on her arms and legs are full of water, which can also make her hands and feet If it cannot swing freely, it will sink to the bottom of the water and become a dead bear.

"Ah...you...why did you come in!" Bai Hui suddenly blushed, and quickly raised her hand to block it, but even so, she still felt that she seemed to be naked in front of him, so she turned around quickly to avoid it. He opened his eyes, but just as he turned around, he remembered that this swimsuit looked more like he was wearing nothing from the back, so he had no choice but to turn around and face Liu Changan (this kind of thinking cycle caused Bai Hui to start spinning) .

"What are you doing in circles there? Do you want to fall into the water like a dead fish turning its belly over?" Liu Changan watched Bai Hui turn around a few times, so that sooner or later he would fall into the water.

Bai Hui stopped quickly, and stared at Liu Chang'an blushingly, when did she turn her belly like a dead fish?Even when she fell into the water that time, she was... very beautiful, like... like an elegant beauty emerging from the water, obviously he held her in his hands and tossed her over and over again, destroying her beautiful state.

"Do you think we're not smart at all?" Zhu Juntang pointed to the female lifeguard next to him who was quietly like a wall print, expressing that he was very careful about personal safety, and then waved his hand to signal the female lifeguard to leave, lest Liu Changan's scolding words would be misunderstood by others I heard, fairies don't want to lose face?

Chapter 741 The Drowning Sheep

Liu Changan looked at the back of the female lifeguard as she exited the field. Her body was well-built, and she could tell she had a lot of strength. The muscle lines on her body were not the kind of beauty that ordinary men appreciate. It was a bit like Chun Li, especially her hair tied into balls The head, probably also meant to imitate Chunli.

Many women who love fitness and have a strong body often show some Chunli COS, which is quite pleasing to the eye.

This is a difference in aesthetic taste. Whether it looks good or not is just a personal feeling. It is not necessary to wonder why some people like it or wonder why some people don't like it.

Liu Changan looked at her back and left, feeling that this is the corruption of the bourgeoisie. The salary of this female lifeguard must not be low, but the job content is probably to watch Zhu Juntang while playing in the water, so as to prevent Zhu Juntang from accidents.

The probability of this kind of accident happening is very low, so don't worry too much, Zhu Juntang doesn't play with water every day.

Since the bourgeoisie cannot be eliminated, only the bourgeoisie that can create a large number of jobs and help the circulation and redistribution of wealth is a useful bourgeoisie.

Zhu Juntang is such a beneficial bourgeois fairy sheep.

"Don't be nervous." Zhu Juntang saw Liu Changan following the back of the female lifeguard, and said to Bai Hui as if he had discovered something, "He seems to like that kind of muscular guy."

"I'm not nervous... It's not that I'm naked. I'm wearing a swimsuit next to the swimming pool. There's nothing to be nervous about." Bai Hui stopped spinning, her fluffy paws blocked her lower abdomen, and stood against her waist Be steady, to show that your mood is as stable as your standing posture.

There is really nothing to be nervous about. After all, a lot of psychology is affected by the environment. If I only wear such a tie-style three-point underwear in the bedroom, and Liu Changan suddenly runs in, I will definitely punch and kick him nervously, and blow Liu Changan out of the room. .

But this is the swimming pool, which belongs to a public environment, and it is normal for everyone to wear swimsuits.

"He seems to really like that type of girl." Bai Hui didn't impolitely call other girls a muscular guy like Zhu Juntang did. She also saw that Liu Changan's eyes followed the... muscular guy just now. Haven't looked back now.

Liu Chang'an heard them talking, turned his head and didn't make any excuses, he was a pure person, he just admired different aesthetics.

He also saw the photographic equipment of Zhu Juntang and Bai Hui. It seems that they took some pictures by the swimming pool that implied the theme of animal drowning, in order to call people's attention to the increasing phenomenon of animal drowning.