I'm really immortal

Zhu Juntang remembered, looked at Liu Changan and nodded calmly at the same time, from now on he can be more arrogant when facing Liu Changan.

Liu Chang'an did remember that when he came to look for Zhu Juntang once, Zhongqing told him that Zhu Juntang was terrified by Liu Changan's killing her skirt and socks, and planned to install a safety door similar to a bank vault in her cloakroom.

Liu Changan and Zhongqing left the elevator on the 90th floor. Zhu Juntang took Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan to the 92nd floor. The doll house was just built by Zhu Juntang recently, and it was not in the original room plan. The 90th floor is Zhu Juntang's daily life. There is no suitable space for designing a doll house.

Zhongqing led Liu Chang'an to Zhu Juntang's study room, Liu Chang'an usually would not come to play with Zhu Juntang when he had nothing to do, he must have followed Zhu Juntang to teach Zhu Juntang, Zhongqing was clear about this.

"How soon will I call Miss San?" Zhongqing said.

"No, she will come by herself in a while." Liu Changan shook his head.

Zhongqing smiled, this is true, Zhu Juntang likes to play with Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong, but he prefers to provoke Liu Changan.

Liu Chang'an was sitting in Zhu Juntang's study room flipping through books. Zhongqing went to bring fruits and drinks to relieve the tiredness after meals. The drink was orange juice. Zhongqing's work habits determined that she would be very careful and observe, and remember Liu Chang'an some of the daily details.

It's not like this for everyone, it's unnecessary, and it takes a lot of time and effort. It's also a fact that women remember too many things and grow old quickly.

"Why are you wearing black stockings today?" Liu Changan sized up Zhongqing while drinking orange juice.

Today, Zhongqing's skirt is not as serious and correct as in the past. The tailoring of the dress is still very decent, but the fabric is full of elasticity, which shows off the figure, especially the slits on the side of the skirt are high, and the two sides are connected with loose ropes, which makes the workplace temperament It's a little bit more sexy.

Zhongqing felt a little flattered and shy. He didn't expect him to notice the changes in the details of his clothes. He explained: "In the past, I mainly represented the third wife and supervised her by the side of the young lady. She was a bit rebellious and felt that it was necessary for me to understand her. It’s the boss who wants me to do whatever she wants, so she doesn’t allow me to wear all kinds of black socks. Now she has changed her mind and allowed me to wear them.”

"It turned out to be Zhu Juntang's fault." Liu Changan used to ride in Zhongqing's car. When Zhongqing was changing shoes and driving, he noticed that Zhongqing's feet were quite beautiful, but it seemed that he seldom wore black socks. Women may not have white, purple, red and other colored socks due to personal reasons, but they will always prepare black socks.

Black is thin, and women who are good at managing their figure or have advantages in this area often pick and choose whether their calves are too thick, whether they have ugly muscle lines, etc. Black stockings can be convenient Simply plastic, so many men are attracted by women's long black silk legs, and finally find that it is not the case after taking them off.

"Actually, Miss San has improved a lot compared to when she first came to Junsha." Probably feeling a little guilty, Zhongqing decided to say something nice about Zhu Juntang.

"Where have you improved?" Liu Chang'an didn't feel any progress, only felt that she was getting happier and happier as she ran on the road to becoming a sheep.

Zhongqing hesitated for a moment, she just said it casually, everyone is usually carried by people in bridal sedan chairs, she said that Zhu Juntang has improved, and then the person who answered the conversation nodded and said "Yes, yes", as for the specific progress , who knows?

"I used to be very picky eaters, but now I am not so picky eaters." Zhongqing racked his brains and finally thought of this. Zhu Juntang ate a bowl of rice at noon today, and usually eats half a bowl at most, let alone pick and choose what he likes to eat The dishes are ready, she will take a second bite of the dishes prepared by the kitchen here, and the kitchen will default to Zhu Juntang's praise, which is her preferred taste.

"What kind of grass have you eaten now?"

"puff……"

The two were chatting, and Zhongqing was hesitating whether to invite Liu Changan to have a barbecue at night, when Zhu Juntang swaggered in.

Seeing Liu Changan and Zhongqing talking and laughing, Zhu Juntang glanced suspiciously around, and then waved his hands.

Zhongqing smiled slightly, and walked out with a plate. In order to maintain the elegant image of Zhu Juntang's wealthy lady, when Liu Changan usually visits, Zhongqing will do the work of receiving tea waiters, and other servants, maids and other staff are not allowed to approach .

Otherwise, let others look at the third lady of the Zhu family, always rolling on the ground or crying bitterly, how decent is it?Who knows if the people below have an internal response from the Zhu family in Taidao to tell the story here?

Speaking of hallucinations, Zhu Juntang remembered that night when he went to feed the vampire with Liu Chang'an, he had a wonderful hallucination at that time, but was knocked out by this bad old man. Later, when he woke up, he lied to her that she Sleepwalking and grazing by the river.

"Today you let the driver drive the car and slowly followed behind Shangguan Dandan's electric car. You think that looks like a big shot, and I'm just clearing the way for you, right?" Zhu Juntang explained in the morning that she followed for Using a big car to protect Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan's small electric car, Shangguan Dandan even praised Zhu Juntang as a good boy, but Liu Changan didn't believe it.

Zhu Juntang was a little flustered, could this bad old man be the fairy baby in her belly?But he has no evidence... no, Liu Changan, a cruel and tyrannical guy, doesn't care about the evidence. Whenever Zhu Juntang plots to plot against him without anyone noticing, he obviously doesn't have any evidence that Zhu Juntang did it. will come and abuse her.

"If you want to commit a crime, there is nothing wrong with it! I'm not afraid of you!" Zhu Juntang said an idiom to enhance his aura, he can't panic, and he can't be weak. His aura looks weak, and generally he doesn't care about it, but Liu Changan is not an ordinary male creature at all. , the more pitiful she is, the more excited he is.

Zhu Juntang lifted his skirt and kicked his legs to show off his socks, "This is a new product that I asked a high-tech materials research laboratory to focus on after my mother raised my authority. Ripstop socks, even No bullets can break through!"

Liu Changan remembered that when he went to Jinling, he heard from Qin Yanan that Zhu Juntang got unbreakable socks and wanted to ride on his head to do his best.

Chapter 715 Poor Parents in the World

For a long time, Liu Chang'an believed that Zhu Juntang was just the mascot of the Zhu family. Although she was also the heir, it was mostly because her mother was the "third wife" who was in charge of the family, not because she was so worthy of cultivation.

Of course, the heirs of many famous enterprise groups are not much different from fools. Compared with them, Zhu Juntang may not seem so wise and quick-witted, but since other people's heirs are fools, why can't ours?

Later, Liu Changan heard Zhu Juntang say that the "third wife" had enhanced her status in the Zhu family and the authority to control resources, and Liu Changan believed that the "third wife" really wanted her as an heir.

It is a common occurrence that a well-known entrepreneur who is wise and famous for a lifetime has failed in choosing an heir, and Liu Changan didn't pay much attention to it.

Now Liu Changan understands that Su Mei is playing tricks on Liu Changan. Since Zhu Juntang first told him that as long as she goes to play with Liu Changan, even if she is in confinement, she will be approved by Su Mei. See the problem.

He didn't think much about it, but it was because he was disturbed by cognitive habits. After all, he was just a normal human being who lived a little longer than others. Normal human beings were like this. It was difficult to resist his own habits and strip away the influence of habitual thinking on him.

"Is there nothing you can do about me?" Zhu Juntang felt complacent when he saw Liu Changan frowning slightly, seemingly helpless.

She held up the hem of her skirt, showing off her pair of indestructible pantyhose, and didn't even care that even if a girl was wearing pantyhose, it would be unsightly to be exposed like this in front of men. Anyway, she didn't care about her miserable experience.

Maybe he will try to tear it again, so what's the use of pretending to cover up?

Direct provocation, presumptuous provocation, is so brave.

This feeling was so good that Zhu Juntang was even a little celestial, her steps were light, her figure was graceful, her eyes were smiling, and she walked around Liu Changan triumphantly.

So Liu Changan beat her up.

"Zhongqing...Qingqing..."

Zhu Juntang howled. In her design, her provocation successfully aroused Liu Changan's anger and desire to fight. It took a lot of effort to tear her socks, but Zhu Juntang sat on the spot, She calmly watched him fuss about, and was furious.

How did he know that Liu Changan was not interested in her pantyhose at all, he directly lifted her skirt, like playing a tambourine, and slapped her butt countless times.

"Don't cry. From the first time I kicked you, I have been merciful to you." Liu Changan is a gentle person after all, even if he uses fists and kicks, he has a thoughtfulness that ordinary people can't find. "In many novels, the hero They will all spank the heroine's buttocks, but it's actually not good. Due to the physiological structure of women, there are many fragile organs in the pelvis. Spanking seems to be just a pure pain punishment. In fact, it is easy to hurt the inside. Once Injuries can range from dysmenorrhea to cold and cold abdomen, to severe infertility, yellow and dull skin, infrequent menstruation or even early cessation of menstruation, which accelerates aging."

"When I strike, the force is a soft force, which will protect your internal organs and buffer the second force when I strike. It will only cause physical pain, and will not really hurt you." Liu Changan looked at The weeping Zhu Juntang, "a filial son grows under a stick", "you can't succeed if you don't fight", these old principles may not be suitable for the new era, but they may not be unsuitable for some people.

"You...you...you know that others want to practice...to have a beautiful butt like mine...maybe you need to have an operation...what if you beat me flat?" Zhu Juntang lay on the ground, backhanded Touching his butt, he felt extremely wronged and miserable.

She had been shouting for so long, but Zhongqing hadn't appeared yet, and she really swelled up!

Although Zhongqing couldn't stop Liu Changan, this was Zhu Juntang's habit.

As for the terrible after-effects of spanking that Liu Changan mentioned, Zhu Juntang didn't feel scared. Although the old man hates it, he won't really mutilate the cute lamb.

"You lie down for a while and get up. This afternoon I will teach you to read "The Book of Songs" as a traditional cultural enlightenment education." Liu Changan said gently.

Just like many sports coaches, when they lead their apprentices, they are completely crazy and cruel, but after the training is over, they will be very hardworking, helping the apprentices relax, massaging their bodies, and caring for them in every possible way.

"What?" Zhu Juntang was about to get up, supporting the floor with both hands, when he heard Liu Changan's words, his body softened and he fell down again, "You want to teach me to read?"

"Ah."

"I don't!" Zhu Juntang suddenly felt that the pain on his butt was nothing to worry about, and burst into a fight to the death.

This is definitely a conspiracy to torture Zhu Juntang!Zhu Juntang discovered just now that Zhongqing and Liu Changan's sly eyebrows and mouse-eyed looks turned out to be a calculation!

Zhu Juntang's reaction was within Liu Chang'an's expectation. If she was willing to study, it was probably because Su Mei turned into Zhu Juntang to fool him.

"Do you still remember the day when we went to save the vampire Mrs. Karnstein?" Liu Changan walked to her side, knelt down, and helped her pull up the hem of her skirt.

"What does this have to do with your teaching me to read?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an incredulously, "So you have planned to torture me since then?"

Liu Changan ignored her question, and continued, "You passed out later, when you woke up, did you realize that you had hallucinations?"

Zhu Juntang nodded. It seems that he didn't want to torture her since then. He recalled the past with her here, what exactly did he want to say?Do you want to impress her with the friendship you once had, so that she can study hard?

You can compromise on everything, but reading the "Book of Songs" is absolutely unacceptable. Zhu Juntang has bought many versions of "The Book of Songs", and occasionally flips through it. The characters in it are strange, and they must have disappeared a few times. No one has used it for thousands of years, so what's the use of learning it?

"Actually, that's not an illusion." Liu Changan pressed Zhu Juntang's back.

Zhu Juntang was startled, and wanted to get up like a carp, but was held down by Liu Changan, surprised, happy and angry, "I just said that my body has changed! I was fooled by you! I really believe it, I almost thought I was sleepwalking and grazing by the river! Why did you lie to me!"

"Study hard, listen to my lectures, and I will find someone to teach you a method so that you can get what you want." Liu Changan sighed softly, feeling sorry for the parents of the world... No, he was just herding sheep.

Chapter 716 Who is the gentleman in "Guanju"

Zhu Juntang still remembered what he saw before he passed out that night. His cup was just like Zhongqing's swelling today, a change visible to the naked eye.

After waking up, he found that the two big breasts on his chest were gone. Zhu Juntang still remembered the feeling of losing the opportunity to be reborn as a human being again.

She accepted what Liu Changan said at the time, thinking that it was just an illusion, after all, it was a stalwart that she had never had before.

Now Liu Changan actually said that it happened for real, and can she still make her wish come true?

Zhu Juntang wanted to turn over in surprise, grabbed Liu Changan's palm on his back, rolled over on the floor, then let go of his palm and landed on her abdomen, allowing him to maintain a posture that could still control her.

"I love studying. I must study hard and make progress every day." Zhu Juntang held his palms with both hands, trying to widen his eyes so that he could see the sincerity and determination in her eyes.

After all, learning is scary, but Zhu Juntang is not unable to pay the price. For most things, the little fairy only needs to open her mouth to realize her wish. If there are exceptions, then she can rely on her own efforts.

Although he is already perfect... Zhu Juntang is not dissatisfied with his figure, but it is also possible to try a sexy style.

When I swell up, I must walk around the floor without a shirt, showing off my might.

Maybe I can sit on an equal footing with Bai Hui and Qin Yanan and become the three sisters of Snow Mountain.

Isn't that much better than the mediocre Baolong Center Building No. [-]?

It would be better to sit on an equal footing with Bai Hui, without Qin Yanan's height, but with Qin Yanan's cup size, it feels like an out-of-proportion character from a game of Mei Zhai.

"At this moment, your eyes are shining like stars. Ideals can really change a person's temperament." Liu Changan was a little emotional. He had seen many people who had beautiful ideals and firmly fought for them. The kind of temperament exuded is definitely not comparable to those opportunists, reactionaries and public intellectuals who keep worrying about the country and the people.

"Let's start studying right away. I can't wait to devote myself to studying." Zhu Juntang moved himself sideways from under Liu Changan's palm.

"it is good."

"I'll change my clothes first." Of course, it was impossible for Zhu Juntang to wear a skirt that had rolled on the ground and start class without washing his hands or face.

Liu Changan waited for a while, and saw Zhu Juntang coming in again wearing the sheep doll costume with the electric shock headgear.

Liu Changan clenched his fists and said nothing.

At least she didn't waste a lot of time changing clothes, did she?

"Baa..." Zhu Juntang called out, feeling extremely cute.

Liu Changan ignored her and motioned her to sit on a chair. There was already a copy of "The Book of Songs" on the desk. Liu Changan asked Zhongqing to buy several editions and picked out a more accurate phonetic edition.

"Why do you start learning from The Book of Songs?" Zhu Juntang said incomprehensibly, "It feels like you asked me to be an academician of the Academy of Sciences when I was just in elementary school."

"Your knowledge of traditional culture is inferior to elementary school students. Besides, academicians are selected, not tested." Liu Chang'an feels that there is a long way to go, and many basic common sense of this sheep are wrong.

"That's good." Zhu Juntang breathed a sigh of relief, "If I take the exam, I will definitely not pass the exam. There is still a chance in the selection."

Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang in disbelief.

Zhu Juntang was turning the pages of the book. She obviously thought that if she wanted to be an academician, she would definitely be one, so she didn't notice Liu Changan's eyes and expression.

Confidence is a good thing, Liu Changan thought calmly, and he didn't ask her which academician he thought he could be selected for.

"You read the first chapter of "The Book of Songs", "Guanju"."

Zhu Juntang is not very good at studying, but it does not mean that he has not learned it. He has learned the old-fashioned phonetic method of traditional Chinese characters. The phonetic method of literacy is also one of the reasons for their Taiwanese dialect.

The pinyin I learned when I was learning Hokkien and Simplified Chinese, the phonetic version of "The Book of Songs" is still no problem to read, "Guanguan Juzhou, in the river continent, a gentle lady, a gentleman is good...Grandpa, is this article right? It’s about a girl taking a bath by the river, and someone is hiding in the grass and peeping?”

"Guanguan Juzhou, in the river continent, a fair and fair lady, bathing in the river, a gentleman likes to squat on the grass to peek." After Zhu Juntang finished reading, he burst out laughing.

Liu Changan pressed his forehead.

No wonder Zhou Dongdong is often beaten, sometimes he really can't help it?

These years, it has not been easy for Su Mei. She was pregnant for a hundred years and gave birth to a stupid sheep... No, it was probably smart when it was born, and it was Su Mei's fault for teaching her to fail.

Even if there is no blood relationship with Liu Changan, it must be very unusual. It is Su Mei's problem that she is so ignorant now.

"Look, Staggered Nymphium means that he hides behind the uneven grass called Nymphium. It flows left and right, which means that he pushes the Nymphium to the two sides to peek, and the water flows past him. Seeking it means that after peeping, he thinks about it day and night, and what he wants is that he can't see people." Zhu Juntang analyzed it and thought that was the meaning, "So he couldn't sleep every day, and continued to hide in the Peeking from behind the water lily, try to peek, keep peeking.”

Zhu Juntang was a little proud. If he had been born in the Republic of China, he might have been a great master. After all, there are not many people who can truly understand these ancient poems.

Looking at the interpretation of "Guan Ju", Zhu Juntang didn't care. He didn't know that the poems written tens of thousands of years ago must not be understood by people today. They must be analyzed based on human nature and male behavior dominated by primitive desires. , to understand.

"Then according to your thinking, what's the matter with the left and right, the piano and the friend, and the bell and drum music?" Liu Changan walked up to Zhu Juntang, took off the doll costume headgear on her head, and touched it familiarly. When it came to the electric shock switch, "explain it. Did you peek at others taking a bath, pull out the weeds, and beat the gongs and drums to peek?"

Seeing that Liu Changan was holding the electric shock switch, Zhu Juntang was a little flustered, and he waved his arms involuntarily, making a cute look, hoping that the cute guy would pass the test.

Knowing that the right thing to do at this moment is to shut up, she still couldn't help saying: "That is, when this girl was pulling weeds one day, she finally found a gentleman hiding in the grass, and this gentleman became angry like you , forced her to sleep, and finally got what she wanted, afterward, the woman looked for death, but the man had no choice but to coax her with sweet words, and then married her back with drums and gongs."

"Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books. It seems that the word Jun in this sentence refers to you, Zhu Juntang, right?" Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang calmly.

Zhu Juntang knew that Liu Changan was a dog face, don't look at his calm expression now, he might turn his face in the next second, so he quickly finished speaking, "I doubt that the reason why you like "Guanju" so much is because it is You wrote it, you are the one who peeked at other people taking a bath in this article, and that woman is my grandma thousands of years ago, maybe she is also a fairy..."

Liu Chang'an couldn't bear it any longer, so he pressed Zhu Juntang, took a sheep hood, and shocked her a hundred times. Wasn't she just looking for electricity?Otherwise, why would you come to him wearing this?Liu Changan has always been willing to help others, there is no reason not to satisfy her.

Chapter 717 Honorary Academician

Zhu Juntang felt limp and weeping silently. She didn't even call Zhongqing anymore. Zhongqing used to be her mother's eyeliner, and she often disobeyed Zhu Juntang. Now she has become a little vixen under Liu Changan's tiger's ass. Maybe he is loyal to Zhu Juntang.

His explanation is obviously very reasonable, he must be jealous of his talent!Certainly no one has ever known how to interpret it from psychology and the social relationship between men and women like myself.

Zhu Juntang touched his body. Fortunately, before he came in wearing a sheep doll costume, he tactfully lowered the electric current of the electric shock horns on the headgear. The main reason for being shocked so many times was that he suffered serious psychological damage.

There is also the dignity of being insulted, as a fairy sheep... no, as a fairy, being convulsed by his electric shock, she has completely lost the sense of fairy elegance.