I'm really immortal

"Can she dance?"

"Could it be that I will?" It's really inexplicable, why do you think he can dance square dance?

"You certainly will."

"You find Zhou Shuling, you find a young and beautiful woman to join your team, isn't it better than finding me?"

After Liu Chang'an finished speaking, he left. Old man Qian thought about it, the truth was obvious, but why did he think of this guy first when he thought about it?

Liu Changan stayed at home in the afternoon with Zhou Dongdong, Shangguan Dandan played cards, won Zhou Dongdong's five dollars and won more than half of Shangguan Dandan's lucky money, then taught Zhou Shuling how to dance, and received Gao Dewei's money in the evening I told Liu Changan to come over to his house tomorrow for a class reunion.

Chapter 689 Are You Happy?

In the morning Liu Changan opened his eyes comfortably. The room felt warm, but the windows were not closed tightly, and a little bit of cool air leaked in. On the contrary, it made people feel comfortable and clear-headed, unlike many times in a hot environment. Feeling dizzy after sleeping too long.

There was some heat under the body. Liu Changan touched the blanket, only to feel a thicker layer, and there seemed to be an electric blanket under the sheet.

This is probably due to Zhou Shuling's idleness, except for the elderly and women, who usually sleeps with such strong firepower of young men?

Liu Changan turned around, and found that it was an induction heating one, and the switch was not obvious, but when he found the plug, he stretched out his hand and pulled it out, and continued to lie down.

Liu Chang'an was about to enjoy the good time of waking up early and flipping through his phone under the covers, asking An Nuan to send some selfies in his private room, when he heard Shangguan's footsteps coming from the living room.

The sound of Zhou Dongdong's footsteps was like the rumble of a landslide and the collapse of a snow-capped mountain, with a great sense of weight. Zhou Shuling always acted lightly for fear of disturbing others. Only Shangguan Dandan had the shallow footsteps of leisurely pacing.

She stood in the living room without moving for a while, arousing Liu Changan's suspicion. When she came over and knocked on the door, Liu Changan closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Shangguan knocked on the door lightly.

Liu Changan lay motionless, imitating the autistic state of Shangguan Dandan lying in the coffin.

Shangguan Dandan pushed the door open and came in.

Liu Changan found that she was standing by the bed, and then heard a soft sound, it seemed that she took off her shoes and sat on the bed.

What is she going to do?Liu Changan suspected that she was doing it for the 3000 yuan she lost to him yesterday.

After Liu Changan won Zhou Dongdong's five yuan yesterday, Zhou Dongdong's total New Year's money was only five yuan left, so Zhou Dongdong stopped playing.

Shangguan Dandan played with Liu Changan for a while, lost 100 yuan, and she didn't intend to play anymore, but Liu Changan returned the 100 yuan to her, and Shangguan Dandan continued to play.

Later, Liu Changan lost another three hundred and returned it to her.

While playing around, Shangguan Dandan lost another 1000 yuan, and Liu Changan still returned it to her.

In the end, Shangguan Dandan lost 3000 yuan, and Liu Changan didn't give it back to her. After all, there must be a lottery in poker, and if she pays it all back, then this year's card luck will be damaged.

What's more, Liu Chang'an almost repaid her 3000 yuan before and after, so the 3000 yuan she lost has actually been returned to her, and now the 3000 yuan in his hand belongs to something out of nothing, not her own. Then what reason does Liu Changan have to return it to her?

This Shangguan is dull, not as grand as Zhou Dongdong. After Zhou Dongdong lost yesterday, he just howled a few times before accepting the reality.

Just thinking about it, Liu Changan felt that Shangguan Dandan was lying on his side under the bed, facing him.

Liu Chang'an lay quietly for a while, although he was definitely not inferior to Shangguan Dandan in the matter of patience, but he has something to do today.

So he opened his eyes, moved his eyeballs to the right side, and saw Shangguan Dandan was looking at him quietly with his eyes wide open and a sweet smile on his face.

"You're awake." Shangguan Dandan reached out and pressed the edge of the quilt on Liu Changan's shoulders to prevent him from getting up.

"What are you going to do?"

Shangguan Dandan took the coat and came over, then reached out and grabbed Liu Changan's head and lifted his upper body, "I'll help you get dressed."

Shangguan Dandan stood behind Liu Changan, put his knees against his back, stuffed him into his clothes, then climbed to the side of the bed, found Liu Changan's shoes, squeezed Liu Changan's toes and stuffed them in.

What kind of rag doll is this treating him like?Liu Changan had seen Zhou Dongdong play with a rag doll before, and it was just like this.

After finishing these things, Shangguan Dandan jumped to stand on the shoes she put beside the bed, staring at Liu Changan with wide eyes.

Liu Changan walked out of the bedroom to wash his face and brush his teeth.

Shangguan Dandan trotted to the bathroom with her skirt in hand, then took a toothbrush and squeezed a long strip of toothpaste on it. After Liu Changan came in, Shangguan Dandan stood on the small stool, pinched Liu Changan's mouth, and stuffed the toothbrush into it. Help him brush his teeth in his mouth.

"Is there such a thing as the Empress Dowager's treatment in history?" Liu Chang'an let her toss and look sideways at her.

"The empress dowagers of subjugated or weak countries, but they are not as honorable as me." After Shangguan Tandan finished speaking, she puffed her cheeks to make herself look more upright and majestic. Compared with her current behavior of serving him, such an honorable empress dowager, I hope he will be honored because of this. Be moved.

"Thank you." Liu Changan was not moved.

Shangguan Dandan got wet again with a towel, wrung out some water and rubbed it on Liu Changan's face. Liu Changan took a picture of how she washed his face with his mobile phone.

After serving him to wash, Shangguan Dandan pulled his clothes, turned his head from his side, ran to him little by little, turned his head to look at him with wide eyes, and motioned him to look at her too.

This scene is very familiar, Liu Changan sometimes goes out with her, and she can't walk any further, and she doesn't open her mouth, just expressing that she hopes he can understand the meaning in his eyes.

Liu Changan sat down, turned on his phone, and Zhou Shuling sent a photo. She was cooking crispy barbecue in the kitchen, and it would take a while before she could have breakfast.

Glancing at his kitchen, he found that he seldom cooks breakfast by himself, which shows that Zhou Shuling's craftsmanship has also improved a lot.

Shangguan Dandan bounced across to him, moved a stool and sat down, put his hands on the electric heating table, and looked at him with his cheek resting on the back of his hands.

"Where's your thermos?" Liu Changan laughed, "Aren't you just holding the thermos and touching it?"

"I touched it for a long time last night! It didn't work!" Shangguan Dandan stretched out her hand, only to realize that the thermos was not with her, and she didn't even boil the water when she woke up this morning.

"Okay." Liu Changan casually lifted the blanket on the electric heating table, and underneath was the 3000 yuan that she won yesterday.

Shangguan Dandan suddenly saw himself riding an electric scooter, looking at him happily.

"I will dress you and put on shoes for you every day, wash your face and brush your teeth!"

"No, as long as you don't come to dress me, put on shoes, wash my face and brush my teeth, you can take the money back." Liu Changan was worried about this.

"Aren't you very happy?" Shangguan Dandan was very puzzled.

Liu Changan played the clip of her washing his face just now, and then went to the bathroom to get a towel and rubbed Shangguan's pale face, "Are you happy?"

Shangguan Dandan opened his mouth and said nothing. He took 3000 yuan and went downstairs to boil water. Now that he didn't have a thermos by his side, he didn't want to talk to him.

6 Chapter Ninety

Zhou Shuling blanched and marinated a few pieces of carefully selected pork belly last night, and it was perfectly marinated this morning.

She was inspired by Liu Changan's details of making tiger skin buckle meat at the age of [-]. She used a toothpick to pierce many holes in the pig skin, then brushed it with a layer of white vinegar, and then brushed it with honey.

It is said that the best way to make crispy barbecue is to use a hanging oven, but Zhou Shuling does not have a hanging oven, only an oven that can be exchanged for mobile phone credit points. The lean and fat part of the marinated pork belly is wrapped in tin foil, and then put in the oven.

When the three of them were called to have breakfast, Zhou Shuling's crispy barbecued meat was golden and crispy on the outside, and the lean meat was slightly burnt, but the gravy inside was completely locked in. After cutting a piece into the mouth, it felt extremely tender, and the gravy splashed a little. The stimulant bursts out the essence and deliciousness of the meat in the mouth, impacting every taste bud.

Zhou Shuling prepared the sauce, but except for Shangguan Dandan who dipped in sweet and spicy sauce, Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong ate it directly.

Seeing them eating with so much concentration, Zhou Shuling was infinitely satisfied. She rested her hands on the table and held her cheek, looking at Liu Chang'an for a while, Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan for a while.

Really happy.

Liu Changan took a piece to feed Zhou Shuling, she watched others eat it with a silly smile on her face.

Seeing his chopsticks stretched out directly, Zhou Shuling was a little worried that her mouth would be smeared with oil, so she dared not refuse, so she quickly opened her mouth and bit the piece of meat.

"How do you feel about your body recently?" Liu Chang'an asked, Zhou Shuling still maintained her old habit of going to bed late and waking up early, ordinary people can't do this for a long time.

"Very energetic." Zhou Shuling said happily, "I drip a little out of the small bottle you gave me every day to make water to drink."

"Persevere, I'll give it to you after I drink it."

"Okay, is it the same for Dan Dan's effervescent water?"

"No, her effervescent water is terrible. It's like boiling a bottle of Mirinda."

Shangguan glared at Liu Chang'an angrily. She would not enter the barrier after eating like Zhou Dongdong, but she actually said something bad about her to her face, and she didn't know how to avoid it. She didn't respect the Queen Mother's taste at all.

"Yaya gave me new effervescent tablets. I searched online where they sell them. They are expensive and delicious." Shangguan Dandan poured two glasses for Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong, and drank them himself with the lid. Then he nodded seriously, "It's delicious."

"I also know that I went to a shopping website. I guess I will be the kind of person whose shopping cart is full in the future but has no money to empty it." Liu Changan is pleased that she has adapted and integrated into modern life, but he will not help her empty the shopping cart in the future. s plan.

"Dongdong Mom, let's go buy an electric car today, so that our family will have our first car." Shangguan looked at Zhou Shuling expectantly, because the shop in Baolong Center has opened, I don't know if Zhou Shuling has one Time to accompany her to buy an electric car.

Shangguan Dandan was originally waiting for Liu Changan to go with her, but this person tried to stop Shangguan Dandan's plan to buy an electric car yesterday by winning her lucky money away.

"Okay, but I don't understand very well." Zhou Shuling agreed to go with Shangguan Dandan not very sure.

Hearing Zhou Shuling's answer, Shangguan Dandan still turned his eyes away, and together with Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an expectantly, hoping that he could understand the feelings of the two women when they added large items to the family.

Liu Changan had already finished eating, and took Zhou Shuling's leftovers from making crispy barbecue to feed the dog.

After he took Lu Sien for a stroll around and came back, he found a group of old men and old ladies gathered near the vine trellis. Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan were among them, and Zhou Dongdong was holding a small toy airplane and standing against the wall.

It turned out that Zhou Shuling had been incorporated into the square dance team by the old man Qian. Zhou Shuling reported in the WeChat group of the square dance team that Liu Chang'an taught dancing very well, so everyone waited here for Teacher Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan has always been a good talker. Standing on the objective standpoint of socialist core values ​​guiding the needs of spiritual civilization construction, Liu Changan decided to enrich the spiritual life of this group of old men and women who can only beat beards and mahjong away.

At the same time, it shows its own higher style.

"I'm just your coach." Liu Changan was indifferent to fame and wealth, and didn't have much interest in the title of Square Dance King.

"Are you really good at dancing?" Mrs. Liu was a little suspicious. After all, she hadn't really seen it before, and she only heard what Zhou Shuling said.

Mrs. Liu raised her hands above her head, pointed at the orchid, and turned her wrists relative to each other. She made two circles of flower hands, showing off her elegant dance moves.

"Spiritual old lady." Liu Changan pointed to old lady Liu, and said to the others, "Folk dance, jazz dance, Latin dance, ballet, modern dance... Is there anything I can't do? Don't think that square dancing is easy, Square dance is the largest system in dance art, and any kind of dance elements can be integrated into it, so only a versatile person like me can really control the job of square dance coach... Don't turn around, your flowery hands turn so fast, are you going to take off?"

"You're a kid, do you still want to buy my local eggs?" Mrs. Liu was a little annoyed. She saw the Douyin video made by her grandson, and it looked so good.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry." The old man Qian coughed. He intended to compete for the position of the captain of the square dance team, and said majesticly, "Listen to the coach, this kid is still capable. You still don't know his strengths? "

"I mainly teach you the basic preparatory movements to stimulate the vitality in the body, so that the movements will be more flexible and improve the learning efficiency. I will find a teacher to teach you the real dance dance. We don't dance sixteen steps, Phoenix Legend, Little Apple and so on. Let’s dance "Awn Seed", "Siren", "Love Cycle" and so on, to prove to the young people that you are not outdated and that you are trendy, okay!"

"it is good!"

The morale is high, and it is the most ardent desire of the old people to prove that they are not outdated.

Liu Changan taught everyone a set of aerobics, which is similar to his original long-legged exercises. It can improve the coordination of the body. If you practice this set of exercises more, you will have no problem with your body coordination when learning to dance.

Zhou Shuling finally showed her talent. It turned out to be square dance and aerobics, and she learned quickly. The little old lady and stupid children would just wriggle around, but they also had a lot of fun.

After Liu Chang'an taught for an hour, he walked slowly to Gao Dewei's house.

It was sunny after the snow, and the sun seemed to diffuse through a layer of veil, casting a layer of halo on the gray, cold and humid edge of the city.

The warm and harvesting seasons of summer and autumn are suitable for the "Book of Songs", but the scene in front of me is more suitable for the style of many words and sentences in "Hua Jian Ji".

Liu Changan was about to recite a poem, when he suddenly saw three Cantharidinaceae performing a courtship ceremony, a male was gently patting another female with his forelimbs, and another female was moving beside him, which was beautiful and sexy The body, showing its own bright patterns, longs for the male to transfer the cantharidin in his gonads to his fertilized eggs.

The courtship of insects is very interesting. Some of them use smell, some use sound, and some bump their heads. Liu Changan saw that the male patted the female on the left for a while, and patted the female on the right for a while. After making a choice, he couldn't help but sneered and decided to win the love, stretched out his fingers and caressed the two females very rhythmically, and soon the two females gave up the male and hugged Liu Changan's body tightly. finger.

The male insect rushed towards Liu Changan angrily, Liu Changan withdrew his fingers, but the two female insects were no longer interested in it, biting it a bit, wriggling the beautiful body that the male insects could no longer touch and left.

Liu Changan also left happily.

It was only after a few steps that I thought of a question, how could there be mylabris mating here this season?

Possibly a spiritual recovery.

Chapter 691

Liu Changan walked to Gao Dewei's house, just when he was about to eat lunch, Gao Dewei came out to pick him up, Liu Changan saw a majestic Qiangde tractor coming from a distance, and Gao Dewei waved in the cab.

"My tractor is handsome, I just ran over a bunch of toy cars." Gao Dewei stopped the car beside Liu Changan, jumped off, raised his hand and patted the wheel and said.

"Tractor racing or flicking?" Liu Changan smiled, climbing into the cab, "I'll try."

There is only one place in the cab of this tractor, Liu Changan sat on it, Gao Dewei stepped on the pedals and hung it outside the car, and said: "No, my brother and the others found a road with big puddles and dirt slopes on it, so they went to test off-road The off-road ability of the car was compared on that muddy slope, and finally I drove this tractor over there to kill them, and they came back to eat because they felt bored."

The happiness of a man is so simple, you can play in puddles and slopes for a long time.

Large tractors do not need to be optimized for off-road capabilities. They simply rely on their large size and high horsepower to crush normal off-road vehicles. Gao Dewei's brothers are obviously normal men, and normal men like to argue about which kind of off-road vehicles The car is more capable.

Some hidden psychological research shows that men's verification of the off-road ability of off-road vehicles is the same as they like to verify and brag about their masculinity, so when their financial ability is enough to choose their favorite off-road vehicles, they like to compare themselves with each other The off-road capability of the vehicle.

It's a bit vulgar for everyone to directly compare their own male abilities, but in another way, the comparison is on the table, and it can satisfy the desire of men to compare.

That is to say, when adult men compare the performance of their cars, it is essentially the same as when they compared who peed farther when they were young.

Men are so simple.

Gao Dewei's tractor should not participate in this kind of competition. Liu Changan is driving this majestic John Deere tractor, but there is nothing special for Gao Dewei to point out, because the main function of this thing is not racing. The structure and layout of the cab , not much different from decades ago, still those joysticks and buttons.

After all, Liu Changan was also the one who built a new socialist countryside on fertile fields with a tractor.

If other students want to play with his beloved tractor, Gao Dewei will definitely not let it go. Liu Changan will drive it when he sits on it, but Gao Dewei doesn't think it's strange. What can Changan not know?

Gao Dewei has always been very proud of his friend, and directed Liu Changan to drive to the parking lot. Liu Changan saw a few off-road vehicles that seemed to have rolled in the mud, and there were actually two acquaintances beside him, Gao Cunyi and Gao Yening.