I'm really immortal
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"Am I going to be like that An Nuan?" Hearing that Liu Changan barely spoke nonsense and didn't slander himself, Shangguan Dandan stopped glaring at Liu Changan while touching the thermos, and said with a serious expression: "The Marquis of Changping and the Marquis of the Champion are unparalleled in bravery and brilliant in battle. Even if they are not good-looking, they will definitely be able to show an invincible posture."
Liu Chang'an doesn't fight with her, but why is An Nuan so rude?Big five and three thick, big head, big hands, big feet, big shoulders, big hips, thick neck, thick waist, thick legs, An Nuan doesn't take any of them, but Shangguan Dandan's favorite daughter-in-law, Qin Yanan, takes the same.
The two chatted and came to Qin Yanan's house. Qin Yanan received a message from Liu Chang'an that he just wanted to give Sister Lan a vacation, so he gave Sister Lan a vacation.
"Sister Lan went out with Brother Tang today, and I'm going to find Zhu Juntang." Shangguan Dandan and Liu Changan walked out of the elevator, and Qin Yanan was standing at the door, looking like he was about to change his shoes.
"I sent you a message an hour ago. You said you were waiting for us at home. Now you are standing at the door, pretending to be going out, saying that you are going to find Zhu Juntang... Which one did you play?" Liu Chang'an scratched Qin Yanan's head, "Is this my sister's arrogance?"
"You... I forgot that you were coming, anyway, you don't come often, isn't it normal that I forgot?" Qin Yanan's cheeks were slightly warm, does this person understand the ways of the world?When someone is acting, you have to cooperate with the performance. Do you just expose yourself to be smart?
"Yaya, I took the cable car up just now, as if I was going to heaven, Liu Chang'an still wanted to throw me down." Shangguan Dandan took Qin Yanan's hand and complained.
Qin Yanan didn't know that Shangguan Dandan also came, but he was still very happy... Qin Yanan showed a correct and gentle smile, "Dandan, have you boiled the hot water this morning? If you haven't made the effervescent tablets yet, I have hot water here, I saw that you like to drink effervescent water, I also bought a lot of effervescent tablets, the taste is not bad."
Liu Changan glanced back, opened his mouth, and said nothing.
"You bought a lot of effervescent tablets?" Shangguan looked at Qin Yanan expectantly.
Qin Yanan went to bring out a box of effervescent tablets, unpacked them, and took them out in boxes of various flavors. They didn't look like they were cheap, and they didn't look like they were bought at Sanwu's canteen.
"You haven't opened the package since you bought it, so how do you know it tastes good?" Liu Changan questioned.
Qin Yanan quickly glanced at Shangguan Dandan, and found that Shangguan Dandan's eyes were shining brightly, completely attracted by the effervescent tablet, and did not pay attention to what Liu Changan said.
"I just know! I just know! It's none of your business... go to the kitchen to cook!" Qin Yanan hit Liu Chang'an several times angrily, pointed to the kitchen to send him where he should go, anyway, Shangguan Dandan was there, Seeing that he didn't come here to do something to help the child's growth... Qin Yanan just wanted to check his body.
"Today we eat green salt turtle and drunken shrimp, milk and eggs, broccoli with diced beef, and spinach with garlic." Liu Changan said, lifting the bag in his hand.
"You let me eat soft-shelled turtle?" Qin Yanan looked at Liu Chang'an incredulously, "Can you serve some snacks, which woman... who has a baby in her stomach, and still eats soft-shelled turtle?"
Liu Changan was silent for a long while before he said, "Don't talk about eating soft-shelled turtles, even if you eat arsenic, it will be fine for your baby."
"That... that's finished, you have to check for me to see if there is any problem, so I can rest assured." Qin Yanan glanced at Shangguan Dandan next to him, and asked not very reassuringly.
Liu Changan went directly to the kitchen, these women liked to play him all day long, so Liu Changan had to follow their rhythm.
"Dan Dan, I'll give you this box of effervescent tablets." Qin Yanan turned around and was ready to lick his mother.
"Really!" Shangguan Dandan was touching boxes of effervescent tablets. Compared with Zhou Shuling, the daughter-in-law whom Shangguan Dandan likes, Shangguan Dandan admired Qin Yanan's grandeur. , Shangguan Dandan thought about it carefully, in the future, Qin Yanan will be the first lady in the house, because Shangguan Dandan used to be the same as Qin Yanan, all the things needed in the palace were listed, and never looked at the price.
Now the Empress Dowager only has 1800 yuan of pocket money per month, and a box of effervescent tablets is enough, because the total price of these must exceed her financial strength.
"Of course, I'll put you in the car later, and I'll take you back... There are gifts for Dongdong and Dongdong's mother." Qin Yanan originally belonged to the list of "who needs to please Ye Chenyu if he wants to get Ye Chenyu" Yes, now that I switch roles slightly, I can grasp the details well.
"As expected of someone who I think can be an empress in the palace." Shangguan was overjoyed, and opened her thermos after speaking. She planned to finish her own pot first, and then drink Qin Yanan's.
Even though Shangguan Dandan seemed to blurt it out, and it couldn't be said that it was Shangguan Dandan's decision, Qin Yanan still turned around and laughed, lest Shangguan Dandan see her smile too complacently.
"What good thing happened to you... You lost your teeth from laughing." Liu Changan came out of the kitchen, looking for a bottle of wine to make drunken shrimp, glanced suspiciously, opened his mouth with a smile, and put the structure of his throat back together. Qin Yanan exposed.
"No." Qin Yanan immediately restrained his smile, watched Liu Changan walk into the kitchen, was about to continue to display his ability to please people, turned around and found that the elevator door opened, and it turned out to be Zhu Juntang who came uninvited.
"Dandan! You're here too, what are you playing?" Zhu Juntang ran over and looked at Shangguan Dandan in surprise. She recently planned to make Shangguan Dandan a fairy too. The key point last night was that Liu Changan After [-] shocks, my mind was so confused that I forgot to let Shangguan Dandan try on her lo skirt.
Seeing Zhu Juntang, Qin Yanan was a little worried, and hurried back to the room to put on the radiation protection suit for pregnant women.
Chapter 643 It's Green
Zhu Juntang took off her jacket. She didn't wear a cute fairy dress today, but a JK uniform with a white navy collar and gray plaid pattern. In the cold season when everyone is round, she has a particularly delicate and feminine feeling.
Of course, the most eye-catching thing is the girl's short skirt, half socks and absolute field.
"Do you want to drink my effervescent water?" It was still difficult for Shangguan Dandan to quickly drink up his full pot of effervescent water, after all, she didn't even have a big live grass carp in her thermos. question.
"Okay!" Zhu Juntang came over with a cup and looked at Shangguan Dandan expectantly, because it felt like participating in the daily life of the mysterious creature.
Shangguan Dandan began to drink effervescent water with Zhu Juntang. Qin Yanan came over, picked up Zhu Juntang's coat that had fallen out and hung it up again, and asked, "You don't need to make up lessons today?"
"Two or three hours of make-up lessons a day is already the limit of human beings. If I have to make up lessons every day, I would rather be an uneducated fool than resolutely not study." Zhu Juntang let out a breath to show that he was serious. The will to resist making up lessons every day is very firm.
"You are already." Qin Yanan said angrily, "Leave your feet..."
Zhu Juntang moved his feet away, watched Qin Yanan pick up one of her baby-raising manuals on the low table, stared at it and retorted, "You are the one, you fantasize about being pregnant all day long, where are you going to get pregnant?" Liu Changan doesn't even have this function, if other men did it...you declared that you were pregnant so much, that wild man of yours would have been preyed upon by Liu Changan long ago."
"I'm just experiencing it. I'm already 25 years old. Isn't it normal to have this kind of thinking?" Qin Yanan shouted in a slightly louder voice towards the kitchen, then lowered his voice, blushing in embarrassment, "Little girl , What do you know... how do you know that Liu Changan doesn't have this ability, you're talking nonsense, if you let him hear it, don't you think he'll beat you to the point of begging grandpa to sue grandma."
"I'm not afraid of him." Zhu Juntang said disapprovingly.
"He's in the kitchen." Qin Yanan reminded, when Zhu Juntang walked in, he saw Shangguan Dandan in his eyes.
"You...you... think he's in the kitchen, so I don't dare to speak loudly?" Zhu Juntang squeezed his throat to imitate Shangguan Dandan's relatively immature and thin girlish voice, "Liu Changan is a moldy little biscuit and stinky tofu Dog bites stick."
"This is the evidence for me to say that you are a fool. Are there still few people who have been dealt with? You are not afraid of him. I have never seen you rolling on the ground every day when you have the upper hand. Forget about it?" Qin Yanan sneered. One sound, I have never seen such a short-term memory, "Don't imitate the dull voice if you have the ability. It is useless if you learn it. If he heard it, there is no way to get away with it."
"Look, I'll talk to him." Zhu Juntang was very stubborn and wanted to prove himself.
Qin Yanan hurriedly held her down, "He's in the kitchen, don't make trouble. Do it, you're amazing."
Seeing Qin Yanan admitting that he was still a bit strong in front of Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang was not very proud, holding the cup with both hands reservedly, imitating Shangguan Dandan's way of raising his head to drink water.
This... this is so hard to drink!Zhu Juntang had never drank such a powdery drink.
When Zhu Juntang saw another box of effervescent tablets, he couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic. Dandan and Liu Changan are living a hard life, right?Fortunately, Qin Yanan's choice is more reliable, which really makes people feel distressed.
So Zhu Juntang put down the cup, still insisted on talking to Liu Changan, and ran to the kitchen.
Qin Yanan shook her head, but luckily she was wearing a radiation protection suit.
Liu Changan was teasing the soft-shelled turtles with his fingers, these soft-shelled soft-shelled turtles were very lively, when they saw his fingers stretched out, they suddenly stretched out their heads and took a bite.
"I saw a wonderful scene in the animal world. A shawled tortoise is attacking another unknown animal." Zhu Juntang originally wanted to imitate Zhao Zhongxiang's accent, but felt that speaking so slowly might cause him to stop before he finished speaking. He was already beaten by Liu Changan, so he quickly finished speaking in his own voice.
"Believe it or not, I'll let these turtles chase and bite you later?" Liu Changan picked up a turtle, "Generally speaking, god turtles refer to the turtle family under the turtle category, and turtles are turtles, but they all It's a turtle..."
"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Zhu Juntang stood against the wall, lest Liu Chang'an command the shawled tortoise to attack him, "Are you eating a tortoise at noon today?"
"Let me tell you again, this is a turtle." Liu Changan tore off the turtle that was biting his finger, feeling that it must have lost a few teeth. The turtle is different from the turtle, the turtle has teeth and can bite people. It even bites its own kind, and ordinary turtles are not so ferocious.
"The soft-shelled turtle is the soft-shelled turtle. I know that's what most people call bastards, right? For example, if a man's wife cheated on her and became pregnant with someone else's child, that man would be called a bastard." Zhu Juntang came over and opened his mouth. Opening his mouth, he held back and only spoke halfway.
"What do you want to say?" Liu Changan wiped his hands, put his arms around Zhu Juntang's slender waist, and looked at her gently.
"I...I...I have nothing to say." Zhu Juntang gritted his teeth and fought against his desire to provoke Liu Changan. For some reason, whenever he had the opportunity to provoke him, the urge to practice was like seeing The little skirt I like is as irresistible as wanting to buy it.
"Then you'd better not say it, go out and play with Dandan, she is your little friend." Liu Changan let go of her waist, which is soft and thin, always makes people want to squeeze it The urge to stop, but since she held back, Liu Changan naturally held back too.
Zhu Juntang turned around and walked out of the kitchen sullenly, a little disappointed that he really held back, and couldn't help thinking that if he said he was a bastard just now, would he slap himself on the wall or bite him with a turtle? Own?
I feel that the possibility of being bitten by a turtle is relatively high... Being bitten by a turtle is not fun and scary. If he just forced his own skirt and socks, Zhu Juntang felt that he must have rushed up.
"Huh, it didn't come out crying and rolling." Qin Yanan laughed seeing Zhu Juntang's sullen expression.
"It's boring. I'm just a little afraid of turtles. He actually cares about the difference between turtles and turtles." Zhu Juntang asked Qin Yanan, "Do you know the difference between turtles and turtles?"
"I'm not you." Qin Yanan raised the temperature in the room a bit, Zhu Juntang was wearing too little, and was a little worried that she would catch a cold.
"You're not really pregnant, are you?" Zhu Juntang looked at Qin Yanan suspiciously, maybe it was because of Liu Chang'an's sudden offer of affection and coming to cook this nourishing soup.
Qin Yanan pulled Zhu Juntang to the bedroom, and Zhu Juntang saw that there was actually a crib installed in her bedroom.
"Are you serious?" Zhu Juntang covered his mouth in surprise, and then felt that the crib was very cute, so he wanted to lie down. He had taken a dreamy photo with Bai Hui before, and the two of them found a crib, dressed in simple and clean clothes The split skirt lay down like an angel, which fits the baby's feeling very well.
"I didn't have sex with him, but I do have a baby." Qin Yanan decided to share this shocking fact with Zhu Juntang. It's really itchy not to talk to someone about this kind of thing.
"He's really a bastard!" Zhu Juntang was terrified, she was just joking, she didn't really hope that Liu Changan's head would be green, what kind of plane is Qin Yanan doing?
Chapter 644 Who is pregnant
Zhu Juntang's voice was a bit loud, Qin Yanan quickly covered her mouth to prevent her from yelling, Qin Yanan was really afraid that she would rush to the kitchen excitedly and say that Liu Changan was cuckolded or something, it would be too embarrassing.
Zhu Juntang opened Qin Yanan's hand, and Qin Yanan worriedly walked to the door of the bedroom to make sure the door was closed tightly.
"How could you do this? I thought you had a deep affection for Liu Chang'an, playing the side drum for you from time to time in an attempt to promote your great career, but in the end you gave him a cuckold." Zhu Juntang looked at Qin Yanan in disbelief, "Who is it? Who made your belly bigger?"
"Why do you speak so badly?" Qin Yanan knew that Zhu Juntang had misunderstood, but he was not in a hurry to explain.
"Although it is your freedom to let someone make your belly bigger, but now that you think about your usual deep affection for Liu Chang'an, you are a bit bitch!" Zhu Juntang was a little angry when he thought about it, and folded his hands Turning around, "This is not the Qin Yanan I know."
"I let you talk, what else can I say?" Qin Yanan hit Zhu Juntang angrily, turned around and sat on the sofa.
Zhu Juntang turned around suspiciously, stared at Qin Yanan, looked at Qin Yanan's calm appearance, and asked tentatively, "Is there something else hidden in it?"
"You've finally come to your senses? As soon as you come up, give me a label of cheating. I'm not his girlfriend. What kind of cheating did I do, and what kind of cuckold did I put on him?" Qin Yanan said angrily.
Hearing Qin Yanan's denial, even though he didn't know the reason, Zhu Juntang didn't feel so bad, firstly, he didn't need to feel sorry for his grandpa, and secondly, his best friend was not a whore, so he laughed and came over, "Then why are you pregnant with the baby? Are you the Virgin Mary? I know that Liu Changan cannot allow people to conceive a baby."
"Why do you say that Liu Chang'an can't be conceived?" Qin Yanan rolled Zhu Juntang's eyes, didn't she get pregnant?Although she also knew what Zhu Juntang meant by "can't".
Zhu Juntang explained her previous theory that Liu Changan had no need to reproduce or inherit genes because of his immortality.
"You can still say such a truth?" Qin Yanan glanced down at his radiation protection suit, and looked at Zhu Juntang in disbelief. When the little fairy was seriously thinking about things, she was not so unreliable... Thinking about it carefully, in fact Zhu Juntang just acted not so smart in front of Liu Changan.
"I'm the kind of person who relies on talent to defeat hard work." Zhu Juntang was also helpless, this is all born, what can I do?
"You can pull it down. If you are really that talented, you don't have to try to avoid skipping classes every day." Qin Yanan hit Zhu Juntang, "However, your talent for messy nonsense and heresy is definitely there. Somewhat of Liu Changan's abilities."
After much deliberation, two people who seem to have no similarities on the surface seem to have some inexplicable sense of synchronization.
"Stop rambling, hurry up and tell me what's going on with you being pregnant?" Zhu Juntang glanced at the crib with interest. His best friend is going to be a mother, and he feels that this is far away from him Even if it happened to my best friend, it would be inconceivable... The crib should be a place where the little fairy dresses up cutely, not where the little fairy needs to use it when she has a baby.
The little fairy gave birth to a baby, is it still a fairy?Unless an egg is born, and then a baby with wings is born flying around itself and hatched in the pocket every day, that's about the same.
Qin Yanan thought of a terrible situation at this time, Su Nanxiu is the third wife, and Su Nanxiu is sure that Qin Yanan can conceive and give birth to a baby, is it because of her experience?
Qin Yanan stared at Zhu Juntang intently.
Su Nanxiu said that Qin Yanan needed a lot of nutrients to give birth to a baby... If the third wife really gave birth to Zhu Juntang, then she should be no exception. Where did her nutrients come from?Liu Changan didn't want to see her at all.
This is a question that needs to be discussed. Qin Yanan didn't let go of his worries, because many things feel unbelievable and incomprehensible when you don't know the truth, but when the truth is exposed, it often feels so simple. Why didn't I think of it myself?
Qin Yanan would not talk about this directly with Zhu Juntang, it is true that Zhu Juntang is very nervous, but this matter... It's too bad for her to open her mouth now.
"What you said is actually not wrong... According to the traditional biological point of view, it is indeed the case. But Liu Changan is not a phenomenon that can be explained by traditional biology at all, so he makes people pregnant, and it is not the traditional way." Qin Yanan Then Zhu Juntang talked about the topic.
"Could it be staring at someone who is pregnant?" Zhu Juntang said excitedly.
Qin Yanan gave her a supercilious look, "Actually, as long as you get along with him for a long time, you just happen to have a suitable physique, and the aura emanating from his body can naturally make the suitable physique produce a gestational sac."
"What?" Zhu Juntang frowned, "What do you mean by ginseng wolf? What kind of wolf is ginseng wolf, a very energetic pervert?"
"It's a sac, not a wolf. I don't believe you if you are uneducated. Pregnancy, when you are pregnant, you will have a pregnancy reaction. The gestational sac is the initial stage of the fetus." Qin Yanan said angrily.
"Then isn't this the same as staring at someone who is pregnant?" Zhu Juntang understood, feeling a little flustered.
"It's different, okay? It's the one who stares at someone who is pregnant... Oh, how can I explain this to you? I've been led astray by you." Qin Yanan patted his forehead, "Anyway, you need to adapt your physique, a special physique Only by getting close to him can this kind of incident be triggered."
Qin Yanan can only explain it in this way. If he wants to talk about what happened more than 100 years ago, Qin Yanan feels a little embarrassed to say it, and it seems that he took advantage of this kind of cause and effect.
"Then I shouldn't have it too?" Zhu Juntang thought of this possibility, hugged his lower abdomen, and almost fainted, it was terrible!
"You dream."
"Why do you say I'm dreaming?"
"Then you have it."
"Ah... I'm going to die!"
Qin Yanan looked at Zhu Juntang who was rolling on the bed, and couldn't help being dumbfounded. He just wanted to talk to her casually, how could this silly girl think of herself?She also looked like she was definitely pregnant.
Chapter 645 The Girl's Conspiracy
Qin Yanan was dumbfounded for a short while, and just quietly watched Zhu Juntang rolling over and over on the bed with her belly in her arms, until Zhu Juntang took out her mobile phone and searched there, "Can I wear a lo skirt and pantyhose when I'm pregnant?" , "What should I do if I am pregnant and afraid of my child", "Is it a fairy if I am pregnant" and so on.
When Qin Yanan saw these questions, he was speechless. As expected of Zhu Juntang, even if he felt that he was pregnant, the things he searched in his first reaction were quite different from those of ordinary girls.
"What you should search now is, what are the symptoms of pregnancy, and how to determine whether you are pregnant... Can you search for something normal?" Seeing that Zhu Juntang's next search question became "Is the fairy pregnant and gave birth to a child?" Fairy", Qin Yanan couldn't bear it anymore.
Zhu Juntang wiped his eyes, reached out to pat the bed, sat up, and rolled his eyes around, "I'm going to find Liu Chang'an."
"Don't!" Qin Yanan hurriedly pulled her back, and said hastily: "You only think about the possibility of getting pregnant, but it's impossible at all... An Nuan didn't get pregnant, so it's your turn? Think about it, if you casually If you can conceive, then Liu Changan will have children all over the world."
Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment, "It's true."
"Only a chosen person like me can conceive." Qin Yanan still couldn't help feeling proud.
"Look at your stinky fart." Zhu Juntang smiled a little reassuringly, and looked down at his lower abdomen, "I'm not nervous now, but I want to buy a machine that checks for children and checks for myself. You can also help others to check."
As Zhu Juntang talked and thought, he felt more and more that this was a fun idea, so he immediately sent a message to Zhongqing, asking Zhongqing to get a machine like this and come back.
Qin Yanan didn't care about her anymore, as long as she didn't cry and think that Liu Changan made her pregnant.
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