I'm really immortal

Liu Changan turned his head and looked at her expressionlessly.

Zhu Juntang's big eyes rolled under the trembling eyelashes, his cheeks suddenly turned slightly red, and he quickly got up and knelt down on the bed, "This is the first time I lie on the bed of a creature that is considered a man, I have a little impure."

"What is a man's creature?" Liu Changan waved his hand and sat up, "Don't worry, you have always been pure, no one will defile a sheep."

"You can pull it down, I know there is a sheep brothel!" Zhu Juntang said triumphantly.

"Why are you so proud? You think that if you go, you will definitely be the top card?" Liu Changan couldn't understand her complacency.

"You are the number one duck. If you are going to be a duck, you must be the number one duck! Sauce duck, salted duck!" Zhu Juntang said angrily, she was only proud of showing her extensive knowledge.

Liu Changan stretched out his finger and poked Zhu Juntang on the forehead. Zhu Juntang waved his arms twice, shouted "I've been acupunctured", and fell on Liu Changan's pillow.

Zhu Juntang is obsessed with cleanliness, but he doesn't reject his grandfather's breath, so he kicked his feet in the mood to express that he was struggling, "I want to use my energy to punch my acupuncture points."

"I still miss the first time I saw you." Liu Changan really wanted to kick her off.

Many girls thought they were glamorous goddesses when they were not familiar with them, but after getting acquainted with them, they found out that they were just mentally handicapped little animals.

At this time the door was pushed open, and Zhou Shuling stood at the door, staring dumbfounded at Zhu Juntang lying on Liu Changan's bed.

"I... I'm here to help close the door." Zhou Shuling came to her senses, hurriedly took the door and ran away.

Chapter 6 and Six: Man and Sheep Are Impossible

Since Liu Changan lived upstairs, Zhou Shuling often closed the door for Liu Changan. Although she couldn't understand why Liu Changan didn't close the door all the time, she didn't keep talking about it. Many men are like this, and they have habits that women can't understand. They have to be reversed. Not only is it thankless, but it can also easily become the fuse of quarrels between men and women.

Of course, Zhou Shuling didn't need to help close the door in the morning, but last night Liu Changan said that he had blood sausage from Qin Yanan in the refrigerator, and he ate blood sausage powder this morning, so Zhou Shuling went downstairs to get the blood sausage, and let's take a look at him Did you wake up?

How could I have imagined seeing such an astonishing scene?Early in the morning, I saw Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan sleeping on the same bed.

When did the two of them get together?Zhou Shuling hadn't noticed any signs of this before!

Zhou Shuling knew that Zhu Juntang must have a good impression of Liu Changan, otherwise why would he often play with Liu Changan?

Zhou Shuling has also seen Liu Changan say that Zhu Juntang is stupid and stupid, but men actually like this kind of not-so-intelligent girl, and she is the smarter type, so she is not very popular with men.

Should I close the door and go upstairs now, or go to the kitchen to make breakfast?Zhou Shuling hesitated for a moment, then glanced back at the bedroom door that she had closed, and went to the kitchen... They were all asleep, anyway, the most important thing was to have breakfast.

In the bedroom, Liu Changan and Zhu Juntang looked at each other.

Zhu Juntang felt a little embarrassed, so he said, "Baa!"

"Are you still in the mood to meow like a sheep?" Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang calmly. Under normal circumstances, he would think that this person is incredible, but Liu Changan has a lot of experience, not to mention that Zhu Juntang often surprises people, so he is not like ordinary people. He looked at her incomprehensibly.

"I don't know what to say, so I usually pretend to be cute at this time." Zhu Juntang said naturally, and then corrected himself, "No, I'm already cute."

Liu Chang'an hates this kind of creature that is obviously mentally retarded, but thinks he is a cute little animal, and kicks Zhu Juntang, trying to kick her off the bed.

Zhu Juntang first grabbed the quilt, and then hugged Liu Changan's leg, refusing to get down, even though she didn't know the point of occupying a piece of land on Liu Changan's bed.

"It's disgusting, you have hair on your thighs." Just when Liu Changan gave up, Zhu Juntang took the initiative to let go of Liu Changan's thighs, and touched his face with disgust, "You have to shave your legs clean so that I can hug you When you are on your thighs, you won't be rubbed against your face by disgusting leg hairs."

"Do you believe that I made your thighs grow hair?" Liu Changan glanced at Zhu Juntang's stockings, "The kind that can penetrate silk stockings, which are thick and prickly."

Zhu Juntang imagined that he had such hair on his legs, and got up from the bed with a scream, and ran out of the bedroom in a hurry.

Liu Changan stood up and took a look through the window. Zhu Juntang flapped his hands and ran away from the community.

Look at her posture like a frightened bird flapping her wings to escape, and she doesn't forget to pretend to be cute when she runs away, she is really stupid.

Being able to scare her, Liu Changan's morning sleep mood that was disturbed by her still slightly recovered.

Liu Changan wrapped himself in a quilt, no longer the temptation of being in bed in winter, so he got up bare-legged, and walked in when he heard a sound in the kitchen.

The back view of a woman busy in the kitchen has always been a beautiful scene in life, and the traditional counterpart is the back view of a man sweating at work.

"The blood sausage should be boiled first, instead of being cooked directly in the noodle soup." Liu Chang'an reminded Zhou Shuling that although Zhou Shuling tried to invent new dishes as always, her cooking skills had hardly improved. Liu Chang'an had to pay attention and don't let her waste it Excellent blood sausage.

"Oh", Zhou Shuling replied, for some reason, seeing these blood sausages this morning, it felt a little fun to cut them.

"What unhealthy things are on your mind?" Seeing Zhou Shuling's expression, Liu Chang'an knew that she was thinking wildly.

Although he doesn't care about being misunderstood, considering that he actually thinks that he will be with Zhu Juntang, it is unbearable in comparison.

What's more, if he didn't explain it, Liu Chang'an was really worried that she would accidentally chop off her fingers, seeing her ruthless gesture towards the blood sausage.

"I don't have it, how can I?" Zhou Shuling's eyes rolled.

"Yesterday I helped Zhu Juntang find a make-up teacher, she must have held her breath all night, and wanted to take revenge on me by throwing my bed early." Liu Changan knocked on Zhou Shuling's head ten times, "What are you thinking, what are you thinking? What are you thinking?"

"I don't have any random thoughts... I just think it's not good for people to find out that Miss San is here so early in the morning, so I will close the door for you." Zhou Shuling touched her head to prevent him from continuing to knock, but it's okay I am not a kid like Dongdong who needs brain development anymore. Being knocked like this feels like I will be knocked unintelligent.

"Then thank you." Liu Changan shook Zhou Shuling's hand that blocked his head, and nodded sincerely in thanks.

"Disgusting!" Zhou Shuling pulled out her hand, smiling angrily, this person really loves to put on airs.

Liu Chang'an then went to wash his face and brush his teeth, and felt relieved that there was probably nothing wrong with his breakfast today.

When preparing to have breakfast, Shangguan Dandan actually brought Zhu Juntang back. It turned out that Zhu Juntang calmed down after running to the gate of the community. What good does it do him to have thick black hair all over his thighs?Give her a means of defense, so that he won't be able to attack her when he comes to tear her little socks?

It was because Zhu Juntang panicked at the thought of growing such hair on his legs, which did not mean that he was afraid of Liu Changan, so Zhu Juntang wanted to turn back, and felt that it was a bit embarrassing to run away just now. Shangguan Dandan who came back from Orange.

After listening to Zhu Juntang's story, Shangguan Dandan decided to protect Zhu Juntang and assured Zhu Juntang that if Liu Changan made Zhu Juntang's legs grow black and thick hair, Shangguan Dandan would have a way to help Zhu Juntang recover .

Feeling that he had a backing, Zhu Juntang followed behind Shangguan Dandan arrogantly, and came to the door again.

"Miss San, you can have breakfast here." Zhou Shuling stood up quickly. She was apologetic for her misunderstanding, but she didn't make an extra breakfast. , It is also very convenient to eat in the store.

"Thank you, but I don't like noodles. I'm trying to lose weight. I drank milk in the morning." Zhu Juntang still remembers once eating spicy rooster noodles in red soup set up by Liu Changan and Zhou Shuling. At that time, Zhu Juntang felt that he might be die.

"Leave her alone, she eats grass." Liu Changan waved his hand, signaling Zhou Shuling to sit down.

Zhou Dongdong had already started, and the rice noodles were sucked into her little mouth like a replay of the camera when it was made by the rice noodle machine.

Only Shangguan Dandan looked suspiciously at the skin of the blood sausage.

"This is blood sausage, similar to ham sausage." Zhou Shuling quickly explained, there is no way to do it, sometimes children just don't like to eat certain things, but if you lie to her that those things are something else, they can eat them very happy.

Hearing that it was similar to ham sausage, Shangguan Dandan happily ate it. She was willing to eat ham sausage. She just suspected that these blood sausages seemed a bit like the pig sausage that Liu Changan tricked her into eating. Almost the same feeling.

Liu Changan looked serious. Since Shangguan Dandan felt that Zhou Shuling was her favorite "daughter-in-law", she must have been coaxed by the "daughter-in-law" and ate pig intestines. Shangguan Dandan was definitely acceptable, and Liu Changan had no reason to laugh. sound.

Chapter 6: Liu Changan Was Beaten Terribly

After breakfast, Zhou Dongdong and Lu Sien went to school. Zhou Shuling wanted to go to Baolong Center with Zhu Juntang, but Zhu Juntang obviously didn't have this wish.

Shangguan Dandan went downstairs to boil water, because she didn't boil water this morning, but went to the vegetable market, so she boiled it now.

Liu Changan changed his clothes and glanced at Zhu Juntang who was clicking on his computer.

"There is nothing on my computer that you can use to ridicule, threaten or use as an excuse." Liu Changan told Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang dropped the mouse casually, meaning nothing.

"I'm going to school, are you going?" Liu Changan asked.

Zhu Juntang nodded, even though she felt that she had already received supplementary lessons, why did she still go to school to study?But after she talked to her mother like this, she didn't get a reply, so Zhu Juntang didn't dare to skip class confidently.

Zhu Juntang believed that his mother had seen the message, but of course the third wife's non-reply meant not acquiescing, but "don't try it".

So Zhu Juntang followed Liu Changan downstairs, and saw Shangguan Dandan sitting on a long bench, his soft and small hands carefully tearing the white silk from the orange petals, and his two rosy lips pursed together , earnestly, as if she was doing finely crafted art work.

The kettle beeped, and Shangguan Dandan imitated the kettle and yelled "beep...", then lovingly touched his thermos, and then picked up the kettle to fill the water.

"Dan Dan, you are hardworking and brave." Zhu Juntang praised.

Liu Chang'an couldn't help but glanced at Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang was probably the only one who would praise Shangguan Dandan for his hard work and bravery.

Even Zhou Dongdong, who likes Sister Dandan very much, can tell subconsciously that Shangguan Dandan's housework is not even comparable to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhu Juntang is different, she hardly does anything except move her mouth. In terms of housework, Zhu Juntang is not able to compete with Shangguan Dandan, but is willing to bow down.

Maybe this means that there is no laziest, only lazier.

Shangguan nodded calmly and reservedly, not much proud of Zhu Juntang's praise, but just glanced at Liu Changan.

"I gave Dongdong an orange, and Dongdong's mother an orange. I want to eat one myself, and I'll give you the rest." Shangguan Dandan took out the last orange from the plastic bag and handed it to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan looked at her suspiciously. Logically speaking, she was just an old stalker, but the other party was Shangguan Dandan, who was thinking all day about how to make Liu Changan her son, so she had to doubt her intentions.

Zhu Juntang took the initiative to pick it up, and Liu Changan saw that Shangguan Dandan couldn't help showing a little disappointment, so he knew that his suspicion was right.

Shangguan Dandan didn't say anything, went back to the room and took an egg, wrapped it in soaked paper, put it on the edge of the small stove and baked it, the remaining heat of the briquettes must be fully utilized, otherwise one briquette a day can only be used for one day. Shangguan Dandan felt that the pot of water was too wasteful.

"Dandan, you can bake eggs, I can't do anything!" Zhu Juntang once again praised Shangguan Dandan sincerely.

Liu Chang'an gave Shangguan Dandan 50 yuan as usual, and then walked out of the compound.

"The baked eggs should be guarded by the side, and turned over after a while, otherwise they will be burnt, or the egg whites inside will be hard, and they will not be delicious if they are not crunchy." Shangguan Dandan said that he baked eggs himself. experience.

"Would you like to come to our school?" Zhu Juntang warmly invited.

Shangguan Dandan hesitated for a moment, then shook his head, "I don't dare to go to such a far place, I will go after Liu Changan takes me there once."

"Okay, then I'll go first." Zhu Juntang waved his hand and bid farewell to Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan Dandan sat on the small bench, waved his hand, and then began to eat the oranges he had just peeled. After a while, when everyone finished breakfast and came out for a stroll, they could gather at the shop owner's house to play cards.

Zhu Juntang ran to catch up with Liu Changan.

"Tan Dan is really amazing. She can boil water and bake eggs for a small person. She must have made the stove herself. I remember the last time I lit a fire, it was when I went to worship Bodhisattva with Ya Ya. A handful of incense was burned into a torch." Zhu Juntang tried his best to praise Shangguan Dandan, there are so many cute, beautiful and capable girls around him, why do you always focus on the No. [-] building?

He should look more at such beautiful girls as Bai Hui and Dan Dan, and Zhu Juntang's best sister, Qin Yanan.

Objectively speaking, Zhu Juntang thinks that Qin Yanan is the most suitable role as a court lady, not because Qin Yanan is also Zhu Juntang's favorite woman...Even if Liu Changan wants to find many beautiful girls as wives, he must first marry the palace lady. When the flag is erected, in terms of figure, appearance, and temperament, Miss Xiaonan must be second to none, followed by Baifen, Dandan and so on.

"You complimented her... are you serious?" Liu Changan turned to look at Zhu Juntang who was admiring.

"I don't dare... As the saying goes, a gentleman does not stand in the middle of water and fire, which means that a smart person should stay away from boiling water." Zhu Juntang touched his skin, and imagined that his tender skin was covered with water. When the boiling water or the fire was scalded, I shuddered, "Then you have to carry the kettle...the water is boiling hot, and the kettle is also boiling hot. Thinking about it, it is very dangerous."

"First, there is no saying that a gentleman does not stand under fire and water. Second, what you said is that a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. It has nothing to do with the place where the water is boiled. Third, even if your bamboo house His ancestors invented the saying that a gentleman should not stand in the midst of water and fire, and his grandma's saying has nothing to do with boiling water!" Liu Changan glared at Zhu Juntang, even Liu Changan wanted to swear even if he was so ignorant, Zhu Juntang It is No.1.

"Oh." Zhu Juntang nodded to show that he understood.

Liu Changan quickened his pace.

Zhu Juntang hurriedly chased after him, "Slow down... Hey, you said foul language just now! You said it about his grandma!"

"none of your business."

"Spoken language again!"

Liu Changan stopped suddenly, and Zhu Juntang bumped into Liu Changan's back.

Zhu Juntang frowned and rejoiced, if Bai Hui or Qin Yanan bumped into Liu Changan's back like this, they would definitely hurt them to death, but fortunately, I... It's nothing.

"When I read to Zhou Dongdong in the future, I can't let her fall asleep after hearing the text, otherwise she will be like you when she grows up." Liu Changan thought for a while and said, "Also... I want to suggest to your mother, During the winter vacation, you must hire a teacher who teaches the basics of traditional culture."

Zhu Juntang froze for a moment, opened his mouth, and finally did not make a "baaaaaa" protest, and angrily raised his fist to beat Liu Changan.

The uncle can bear it, the fairy can't bear it, and Zhu Juntang can no longer bear Liu Changan's bullying.

Rabbits can bite people when they are in a hurry, let alone sheep?

Zhu Juntang punched one after another, and each punch was imbued with the power of wind and thunder, which is the unique skill of Kyushu Fenglei sword.

Liu Changan couldn't stop Liu Changan's attack with lightning and thunderous punches. Zhu Juntang's outburst of anger made her enter the small universe mode, and Liu Changan immediately spat out several bowls of blood.

Blood was dripping, blood was flowing, he was covered in blood, it was horrible.

Even so, Zhu Juntang showed no mercy, looked at his miserable appearance coldly, then arrogantly raised his toes with his slender legs wearing small socks, and kicked his ass fiercely, causing him to hit the wall in a state of flat sand and wild geese On the next day, the whole wall collapsed and buried Liu Changan!

The above are all the effects of Zhu Juntang's imagination.

"Grandpa! Don't!" Zhu Juntang hugged Liu Chang'an's arm in panic, acting like a spoiled child, "Don't torture such a cute baa-baa!"

"I'll learn to baa-baa for you!"

"I'll tear up the socks and skirt for you!"

"I'll buy you duct tape! It's pink, with a fairy pattern..."

Liu Chang'an shook his head, and let Zhu Juntang hold his arm to howl and struggle regretfully... It was just like Zhou Dongdong didn't want to be a first-grade kid and insisted on going to kindergarten.

Chapter 6 Winter seems to be leaving, but the pace of spring is slow

Walking on the street, Zhu Juntang stopped fighting, just bit his lip and followed Liu Changan until he walked to the subway station.

Zhu Juntang walked to the security check position, then turned around and walked out. She had neither cash nor the app for the subway boarding code, not to mention seeing so many people in the subway station, when she thought of the countless people in the subway car Surrounding himself, Zhu Juntang couldn't tolerate the tone of communication from strangers.

Walking out of the subway station and standing on the side of the road, Zhu Juntang snapped his fingers, and the nanny car that had been following drove over.