I'm really immortal

Liu Changan took off his coat, washed his hands, and grabbed the rabbit from the camel's belly first.

I tasted the taste of the rabbit, the tenderness maintained a bit of chewiness, the marinade was perfect, and the gravy from camel and sheep was also blended into the rabbit meat, which was very delicious.

"You're an old hand." Zhu Juntang said without any surprise, Liu Changan took out the rabbit with the most unique taste as soon as he came up, he is indeed a bad old man who can make Zhu Juntang call "Grandpa".

Liu Changan distributed the rabbits to everyone, and then took the sheep out of the camels' stomachs, carefully dividing the meat.

A camel, a sheep, a rabbit, even if there are three giants under the plane tree, it is impossible to eat them all at once without transforming, so Liu Changan just picked the most delicious parts first. Distribute it to everyone, and finally start eating the outermost camel.

After eating this meal for three full hours, everyone except Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan began to touch their bellies. Liu Changan asked Zhu Juntang if he could handle the remaining camel meat, and Liu Changan took it after getting the consent. Two big food boxes, the camel meat was cut clean and brought back.

Of course, he didn't want to continue eating or put it in the refrigerator... The meat was freshly baked, tender and delicious. Before it was put into the refrigerator, it was cold and reheated, and the taste was still very good.

He distributed the leftover camel meat to the neighbors in the community. Roasted camels are not easy to eat, so let the old men and women eat fresh.

Qin Yanan and Liu Changan walked around the community together, delivering the camel meat.

"That Uncle Qian just now is still not good at talking today."

After delivering the camel meat, Qin Yanan and Liu Changan were talking in the night, the shyness on Qin Yanan's cheeks was hidden in the night wind, the corners of her mouth were not turned up, but her lips were naturally pursed a little, which made people see that there was some sweetness in her mood joy.

"One time you sent me out and met him on the road, didn't he say that I look like Xue Baochai?" Qin Yanan still remembered that she was quite happy at that time, and later Liu Changan explained that Xue Baochai had oval ginkgo eyes on a round face, which immediately made Qin Yanan I remembered this old man with bad eyesight. Today, Liu Changan sent camel meat, but this old man didn't miss a portion. Today, this old man still... doesn't know how to talk, saying that Qin Yanan is a good wife.

Good wife...that... didn't the good wife refer to other people's wives?She... is just his sister.

Qin Yanan explained it in her heart. As for the fact that old man Qian couldn't hear him, what does that have to do with her?Anyway, explained it myself.

"This old man is very annoying. Every time I win his money, he has to ask me to play cards to win it back... On the contrary, he recently played cards with Dan Dan. If he loses, he looks very bachelor and generous, and he doesn't brag. It's time to win the cowhide in Dandan's thermos." Liu Changan also said something to old man Qian.

"Why don't you ask me where he doesn't speak well?" Qin Yanan snorted softly, but his mood was not affected too much, so the hum was still floating, like spider silk swaying under a street lamp, bathed in light and faint About about.

"Is it just that you look like Xue Baochai?" Liu Changan shook his head, women can really hold grudges.

"Good wife! He said I'm your good wife!" Qin Yanan rolled his eyes at him. Just remembering that she was said to look like Xue Baochai, he didn't remember people saying that she was his good wife?

"This old man is really not good at talking." Liu Changan angrily agreed.

He actually agreed!Obviously she is the one who can say that old man Qian can't speak...he should...according to his style of teasing girls, shouldn't he say, "I think what he said today is quite right?"

You are also a bad old man who can't speak, Qin Yanan snorted and didn't want to talk to him anymore.

Chapter 599 Reborn as Emperor

Liu Chang'an sent Qin Yanan away from the community, a few scattered cars came and went, rolling out wrinkles in the quiet night, and the two people's footsteps seemed to be caressing those wrinkles gently, smoothing them out.

Although he didn't want to pay attention to Liu Chang'an, but on such a cold street, the pace of the two of them seemed to be stepping on the frequency of the heart, so it was only natural for their eyes to be attracted to him. As for the tenderness in their eyes, it was no wonder She has nothing to do with whether she wants to talk to him or not.

"The one who ate the most tonight is Shangguan Dandan, followed by Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong. You also ate a lot, which is worthy of praise." Liu Changan summed up the incident of eating camels today, frowning slightly, "Zhu Juntang is a bit annoying , I ate a little bit of rabbit meat, and then kept taking pictures of Zhou Dongdong eating, and also took pictures of other people’s exaggerated expressions when eating. I suspect that before eating, she had taken many selfies with camels. "

"You are really strange. You are a little fairy. Of course you have a small appetite. You also hate it." Qin Yanan was a little happy when she was praised, but she was ranked behind the three of them... No, think about it carefully , should be behind Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong. Liu Changan didn't mean to praise Shangguan Dandan, but his tone was very happy that Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong were so edible.

It's okay to be behind Zhou Dongdong, after all, she is a child, but Zhou Shuling...Qin Yanan is a little unhappy again, but she won't show it, and she must not be jealous, lest it will add fuel to the flames and really cause some tension between him and Zhou Shuling. What is ambiguous, then the gain outweighs the loss.

It's not that Zhou Shuling has any problems, it's just that... Qin Yanan would be responsible for a lot of things, and Zhou Shuling is a bit overstepping. For example, today I heard Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong discuss who would sit under the electric heating table while watching TV at night , and also learned that Zhou Shuling bought this electric heating table for Liu Changan.

She bought such a household item as an electric heating table, which made Qin Yanan feel disgusted...Qin Yanan has never used an electric heating table, otherwise, he would have bought it together when he bought electrical appliances last time, usually either floor heating or heating Or central air, never used this thing.

"Zhu Juntang doesn't know that Su Nanxiu is the third wife..." Liu Changan smiled, "Why can't she think of it? I feel a little stupid. Logically, she should be able to diverge her thinking when it comes to these things that require wild thinking."

"Because she was terrified of the third wife, she just felt something was wrong, and she didn't dare to think about messy things." Qin Yanan actually wanted to tell Zhu Juntang, but this matter is not simple, and it may involve some internal affairs of the Zhu family. The problem is that Qin Yanan is not good at doing things for her... It is not suitable for her to offend Su Nanxiu now, after all, she has to do pregnancy tests regularly, and she still has to rely on Su Nanxiu's help. When she goes to the hospital, she may have to seal her mouth or find a very reliable doctor , is also troublesome.

"But she treated us to a camel today... Next time she provokes me, I'll let her go." Liu Changan can't say that he will let her go in the future, that's impossible, Zhu Juntang can't just provoke him again ... As long as she lives, she will always die.

"Xiaotang is actually quite cute, don't you think...she is cuter than many girls?" Qin Yanan is not easy to name names, but whether it is from the standpoint of a girlfriend or from an objective point of view, Qin Ya Nandu felt that there was nothing wrong with his statement.

"Please don't make your bad brains cute." Liu Changan shook his head, "I'll send you here... It seems that Zhongqing is not the one who walks Zhu Juntang's cat over there. Is it? Not a dog."

"It's another assistant." Qin Yanan knew him, "Good night."

"Good night." Liu Changan nodded, watched Qin Yanan go over and say a few words to the cat walker, and then they went upstairs to find Zhu Juntang.

When Liu Changan returned home, he saw Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong huddled together under the electric heating table and watching TV.

Back then, this person was able to abolish the throne, but now he is competing with stupid children for the position under the heating table.

This is simply the best proof that the world is unpredictable.

"There is something wrong with your eyes, do you want to hurt me again?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Chang'an suspiciously while stroking Zhou Dongdong's soft belly.

"Back to the queen mother, no." Liu Changan cupped his hands, sat on the sofa behind the electric heating table, and watched TV.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong were actually watching the military and agriculture channel, and what they were talking about was probably the application of aircraft in modern agriculture. In addition to the common sowing, insect control, and watering aircraft, there are also drones that monitor the growth of crops.

Liu Chang'an could understand that Zhou Dongdong would watch this show, because she would find it interesting if there were planes flying around.

But Shangguan Dandan didn't watch family ethics dramas. The big woman fights the mistress, and the whole family oppresses the daughter. They are not good people, but the daughter is self-respecting, self-reliant, self-reliant, bullied and still deeply in love with her family.

"We live a long time, maybe we will be able to dominate the world in the future." Shangguan said in a dignified tone.

"You think too much."

"Why? Even if we can't unify the whole world, how about we build a country by ourselves?" Shangguan Dandan already has a certain amount of common sense of modern political institutions. At present, there are still some small countries with kings and so on. Is there any problem in finding a country to rebuild the Liu Dynasty?

Coincidentally, his surname is still Liu, which can show that this is a kind of divine will in the dark. When he wakes up, his surname is Liu again, and it is time to continue the Liu Dynasty.

"In the early years, I stayed in a village. Because his wife was raped by a movie player in the town, the village head established a state in the village in a fit of anger. He also formed a harem and made his sister-in-law a queen. The son is the prince, and the second son, Xiao Gouzi, is the second prince... I helped his sister-in-law cure the country's disease, and he wanted to make me an imperial doctor. After I refused, he felt that I despised the official and petty, so he made me a national teacher , and later named me the Nine Generation Iron Hat King." Liu Changan recalled.

"I just don't know what it means." Shangguan said with a sneer, revealing the majesty of the queen mother of the super empire back then.

"Yeah, the title of the Nine Iron Hat Kings is very puzzling."

"I mean why didn't you take the opportunity to replace it?"

"You're the one who doesn't know what it means." Liu Changan looked at the arched insulation blanket in front of him, wondering what Shangguan Dandan was doing under the electric heating table, "After he became emperor, he didn't work hard and love the people. The housekeepers and sisters-in-laws in the village take turns serving the bed, but he didn’t spoil the girls of Huanghua, because he was afraid that the villagers would rebel, and when I went to work in the town, I reported it to the police station, and two policemen came back and suppressed him.”

Shangguan Dandan got out from under the electric heating table, looked back at Liu Changan, showing a thoughtful expression, and then went back to quickly take his place, because Zhou Dongdong felt ready to move when he saw Shangguan Dandan get up To occupy the most comfortable place alone.

Chapter 600 Sheep Final Exam

Liu Chang'an didn't have much interest in being an emperor, especially in the current environment, it was really not suitable for the career of an emperor.

After all, the term "emperor" is easily associated with doing whatever you want...doing whatever you want, doing whatever you want...I don't know what's going on, but when it comes to doing whatever you want, I can't help but keep going.

Nowadays, social media and public opinion communication are too developed, and it is easy to form pressure. In ancient times, there were officials and censors, which brought heavy pressure on the emperor's words and deeds, let alone now?

Living under the gazes of countless people, with people pointing fingers and pointing at me all day long, is really meaningless.

Unless he is a tyrant who rules the world... But that doesn't conform to the core values ​​of socialism... Liu Chang'an thought about it, it was useless, he closed his eyes, sat by the electric heating table to warm up, it's easy to make people want to fall asleep.

So Liu Chang'an got up and snatched Zhou Dongdong away from Shangguan Dandan, hugged him in his arms, and fell asleep stroking Zhou Dongdong's soft belly.

In winter, it is comfortable to sleep with a chubby child in your arms.

The days after New Year's Day passed quickly, and the first semester of Liu Chang'an University was coming to an end.

The students who just learned to skip classes in the first semester also returned to the classroom in a relatively concentrated manner. The most common place for cramming is in school. Of course, university is more serious than high school and junior high school...except for the holiday at the end of the holiday This is the case with the job.

Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan sat together, complaining that studying was too stressful.

"During the New Year's Day, for those three days, I followed that old man...Of course, he is not as annoying as you..." Zhu Juntang added and explained the degree of the other party's disgust, and then said, "I have to attend two classes every day. Hours! I still have to read the reading assignments assigned by him, there are English, French and Italian, it is really inexplicable, why do you think I can understand so many languages?"

"I'm surprised that you can understand the difference between English, French and Latin. After all, they are all twisted letters." Liu Chang'an's tone was full of praise... Don't ask too much of the lamb, she A little bit of common-sense knowledge should be enough to praise her.

"It's all your fault." Zhu Juntang said gloomily. Of course, she didn't finish the homework, so Zhongqing refused to help her make an appointment with a private custom designer who specializes in lo skirt design, which made Zhu Juntang a little anxious And get angry, after all, it's already January, and summer styles must be booked early, otherwise, if the weather starts to get warmer, she won't have any skirts to wear!

"What's none of my business?" Liu Changan replied casually while reading the book.

"If you were able to unify the world back then, and promote Chinese to the status of English today... No, if you promote it to be the only language, then do I still need to know English, French and Italian?" Zhu Juntang said as a matter of course, the more The more he thought about it, the more he tried to step on Liu Changan's foot, "Have this ability, but don't take responsibility, this is called... a corpse... a corpse..."

"The corpse is a vegetarian meal. Don't make it difficult for yourself to use idioms, okay? And this idiom is not appropriate in your context." Liu Changan waved his hand.

"Maybe we can really unify the whole world." Zhu Juntang suddenly became interested, and swept away the decadence brought about by the intense pressure of study. ...set in Antarctica."

"Why Antarctica?"

"There are penguins in Antarctica, and the penguins are so cute." Zhu Juntang put his hands close to the hip line again, raised his palms, and swayed like a penguin.

"Penguin is not cute, it will only keep repeating one sentence with people: Do you charge Q coins? Do you charge Q coins? When it meets aliens, super life forms, foreign prime ministers, and underwater creatures, it will only say this sentence .”

This stalker Zhu Juntang still understood, so Zhu Juntang lay down on the book and laughed, shrugging his shoulders.

"Student Zhu Juntang... Is the key points I drew so funny? Or do you think my class is very happy?" The teacher suddenly stopped the lecture and looked at Zhu Juntang with a half-smile.

"It's not funny, not happy." Zhu Juntang quickly explained that she still doesn't put on airs to the teacher, especially in class.

The other students laughed sporadically. It is always a happy thing to see such a person who is easy to make people psychologically unbalanced be named.

The teacher didn't say much, and continued with the lecture.

"How is your preparation for the final exam?" Liu Changan lowered his voice and asked with interest.

Many people like to gloat, because it is indeed a pleasant thing, and the pursuit of pleasure is the instinct of human beings. Liu Changan just wants to express that he is also a human being, and has the same instinct as human beings.

"I don't know anything." Zhu Juntang said confidently.

"You don't know anything, why are you so confident?" Liu Changan kindly reminded her, "Think about it, your mother cares so much about your studies, if you fail the normal final exam, what will happen to you?"

Zhu Juntang was straightforward and wanted to express that this matter was not important at all, but when Liu Changan said this, Zhu Juntang felt guilty, and secretly looked around, "Can you copy it for me?"

"Do you think I usually study?" Liu Changan spread his hands, "I don't know anything either."

"Grandpa!" Zhu Juntang didn't believe it, he pouted and hugged Liu Changan's arm, acting pitifully like a baby.

"Lamb." Liu Changan nodded in response.

"Grandpa!" Zhu Juntang pulled Liu Changan's arm vigorously, as if he wanted to pull him into his arms.

"Fairy."

Zhu Juntang immediately showed a look of vigilance, but gave up the analysis, because he didn't offend him at this time, and he told himself that the fairy should just praise her and think she is cute, instead of hiding any conspiracy.

"You copy the paper for me, and I will learn to bleat for you."

"do not."

"Don't you have the heart to see your lovely horse, physically and mentally haggard because of the final exam, and die young?" Zhu Juntang kept blinking and fired at Liu Changan. She didn't need his coercion, so she consciously admitted that she was a horse. Is it okay?

Liu Changan pointed to Yan Qingcheng who was listening to the class carefully.

"That's right... why didn't I think of it? Copying papers doesn't require the other party to have special abilities. Whose copying is not copying?" Zhu Juntang came to his senses excitedly, took advantage of the situation and threw away Liu Changan's hand, and then became a little proud , I don’t want to continue acting like a baby anymore, the act of tearing down the bridge to cross the river feels a little bit revengeful, which is very comfortable.

Liu Changan didn't care about this stupid sheep's behavior of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, and continued to explain kindly: "With Yan Qingcheng's temperament, she may not be happy to ask her to directly agree to copy the paper for you. Isn't she a tutor? At the end of the semester, she will Those who need to review, also have to be a tutor, are also very busy... But while giving you extra lessons, she can also review by herself, killing two birds with one stone, the possibility of her agreeing is very high."

"I don't want to make up lessons, I just copy." Zhu Juntang said firmly and unshakably.

Liu Changan glanced at her, went out after class to buy a bottle of orange juice, and sent a text message to Su Nanxiu.

Liu Changan returned to his seat and drank the orange juice on his own. Ever since Liu Changan bought jasmine tea for Zhu Juntang, Zhu Juntang never drank the drinks provided by Liu Changan, so Liu Changan only bought one bottle.

"My mother found me a make-up teacher!" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an in disbelief when he saw Liu Chang'an came back.

"Look at what I do?"

"You...you must have an affair with my mother!" Zhu Juntang was very angry, how could such a coincidence happen in the world?

The students around, including Qin Zhiqiang, Wei Xuanyi, and Sun Shutong in the back row all stared at Zhu Juntang dumbfounded.

How could you say that about your mother?

Even if you have a close relationship with Liu Changan, you didn't talk like that, did you?

It's still Liu Changan... This possibility may not be impossible. Wei Xuanyi tried to make eye contact with Yan Qingcheng who was turning back in front of him. After all, both of them have seen Liu Changan and Qin Yanan go to the hotel. Liu Changan can handle Qin Yanan, and Zhu Juntang's mother ...it seems not surprising.

"Where's the tape? Where's the tape?" Liu Changan asked Qin Zhiqiang for tool support with a peaceful expression.

"I didn't bring it today." Qin Zhiqiang said shyly.

Zhu Juntang just wanted to "haha" and laughed twice to say "you can't do anything about me", but the eyes around her still made her cheeks slightly hot, so she walked out of the classroom with her neck stuck. A small protest, isn't it logical?

Liu Changan sat down and sighed softly. Qin Yanan had a gestational sac in his belly... This stupid sheep must not have any biological relationship with him.

Chapter 6 and One: Two Witty and Brave Fairies

Professor Liu Jianshe has discovered as early as the last century that the RNA of various organisms has recorded evidence of the existence of many viruses that have disappeared since ancient times...Taking humans as an example, the self-immune system and the resistance of viruses have occurred since the birth of humans. At the beginning, even though these viruses died out in the outside world, they eventually left traces when they fought against the human immune system, which were recorded in RNA.

People who really have a biological inheritance relationship with him, or people who have been mutated by him, such as Mrs. Carnstein, Su Nanxiu, and Qin Yanan, all have an RNA signature that was only found in Liu Changan before.

Does Zhu Juntang exist?If Zhu Juntang also developed from that kind of gestational sac, she would not have this RAN feature, because she is just a self-reproductive phenomenon induced by the stimulation of Su Nanxiu's body.

Maybe this is why Zhu Juntang... became a fairy. After all, she was born differently, and it is understandable that she has a bad brain.

Speaking of self-reproduction, Liu Changan thought of flatworms. Most flatworms can reproduce themselves or with opposite sexes, and they are often hermaphroditic, which is really amazing.