I'm really immortal

"You go to class in the afternoon." Liu Changan said to Zhu Juntang, "You have behaved better recently. I think you may not only be grounded next time, your mother will invent some new punishment sooner or later."

"You are so kind to remind me...is there a conspiracy?" Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an suspiciously, thinking that there must be a conspiracy.

"Pretend I didn't say anything." Liu Changan simply sat down, "Come on, come on, everyone, don't go to school, let's play cards."

"Play cards, play cards!" Zhu Juntang greeted Qin Yanan, as long as he didn't go to class, it would be fun to do anything.

"Okay." Qin Yanan checked the time and sent a message to Yu Gen, asking him to fill out the form and treat him to tea next time.

As for when the next tea drinking time will be, of course it is not determined... Goddess-level girls have very full schedules, and maybe the next tea drinking time will become a small gift for him, probably somewhere in Europe. An old item bought in a very artistic shop in a small town...it's pretty good, isn't it?

Of course, Qin Yanan asked Yu Gen for help, which belongs to mutual help among colleagues, not a goddess and a spare tire, so it cannot be generalized.

"What kind of cards are you playing?" Qin Yanan asked again, and Sister Lan went to bring a plate, which contained a box of mahjong, two boxes of bridge cards, and a box of cards.

"Doudizhu!" Zhu Juntang said cheerfully, Liu Changan often played beard runners, she was not very good at it, and the rules of mahjong were different, so Doudizhu was more international.

"Okay, let's play the lottery." Qin Yanan had no objection.

Liu Chang'an is fine.

Zhu Juntang stared at the ceiling in a daze for ten seconds.

"How about this... the loser must wear a pair of silk stockings, and the winner can tear them up after he puts them on!" Zhu Juntang thought of Caitou, and looked at Liu Chang'an with sparkling eyes.

If Liu Changan loses, he can put on stockings, and then use small scissors to cut, tear, and humiliate him!

"Are you stupid?" Qin Yanan hit Zhu Juntang angrily, "You just think that you won, what if you lose?"

"I will always win!" Zhu Juntang refused to accept, could he not win at all?That's impossible. In terms of probability, she will always catch an invincible card like two ghosts and four twos.

As for her own loss, Zhu Juntang doesn't care anymore, she has already been humiliated anyway, as long as she can fight back once and make Liu Changan feel the same, that's enough.

"Don't play, I don't have so many stockings for you to lose." Qin Yanan knew that Zhu Juntang couldn't bring a lot of stockings with her, and Zhu Juntang's stockings were all collectible, and every pair of her stockings was very cute, so Zhu Juntang He must be thinking about tossing the socks that Qin Yanan prepares every day.

"Don't you want to play too?" Zhu Juntang said to Liu Changan, with a sneaky look, signaling to Liu Changan, don't you want Qin Yanan to lose?

"Don't play." Liu Chang'an is not so boring, he would kill Zhu Juntang's little socks, it is because only in this way can Zhu Juntang have a long memory, not because of his hobbies in this area.

Now it seems that Zhu Juntang doesn't have a long memory either, just like confinement can't make her have a long memory. This fairy sheep is really the same as some stupid sheep.

Few people know that sheep are actually more hairy and smaller cattle, and all sheep are artiodactyla bovids.

Sheep=cow=cow temper=could not be persuaded=Zhu Juntang, as expected, only the wrong name was called, not the wrong nickname.

"The one playing with money? You two have no money, and one is poorer than the other." Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Changan and Qin Yanan dissatisfied, "Also, Yaya, why are you standing with him? You should support him My advice."

"I originally stood together alone, but he wanted to stand with me against you." Qin Yanan had to make it clear that she was not catering to Liu Changan.

"Let's play tape to stalk people." Liu Changan thought for a while, "Winners can choose to use [-] centimeters of tape to entangle the losers, including but not limited to the mouth, but the losers cannot lose their cards." ability, after all, if you get your hands entangled, you won't be able to continue playing."

"I don't want to play, you pervert!" Zhu Juntang excitedly refused.

"I think it's okay..." Qin Yanan thought for a while, expecting Liu Changan to be immobile, "There's no such thing as your pervert who wears stockings and tears them."

"Unless it has a fruity, fragrant tape, don't stick it on my mouth." Zhu Juntang asked.

"I'll donate my pocket tape." Qin Yanan went back to the bedroom and took out a box of tape.

These tapes are not common plastic scotch tapes, but pocket tapes with various patterns, styles and colors. They are generally used to decorate notebooks and collage pictures...Pocket tapes also have circles, which can be used by big hands All kinds of hand-book tapes are collaged together to form a beautiful painting.

"When I lose, I can only use the tape with the little fairy pattern to deal with me." Zhu Juntang pointed to a particularly beautiful roll of tape, and said coquettishly.

"Didn't you just say you don't want to play?" Qin Yanan gave her a supercilious look.

"If it is such a beautiful tape, I can accept it. Don't you think that a beautiful little fairy like me, entangled in such a fairy-style tape, has a strange beauty?" Zhu Juntang imagined, wait a minute If he loses a lot, let Qin Yanan take a photo of himself, it should also have an artistic style.

"I want to use scotch tape." Liu Changan insisted on himself, "Using scotch tape to wrap Zhu Juntang into a mummy is my goal this afternoon."

"No!" Zhu Juntang objected loudly, this Liu Chang'an is too hateful, the fairy turned into a mummy, he just didn't want her to be a fairy.

"Okay, the winner can use whatever he wants, and the loser shut up." Qin Yanan added, "The person who is taped, if he wins in the next round, he can choose to put the tape on others, or Choose to tear off the tape on yourself."

"agree."

"agree."

Seeing that the three of them didn't have any private words to say, and they didn't want her to avoid it, Sister Lan knit a sweater with the wool, watching the three children play with a smile on the other hand.

Chapter 5: The Mummy and the Pig Teammate

Qin Yanan lowered the height of the sofa, and she and Zhu Juntang sat on the sofa, because she felt that Zhu Juntang would be wrapped in tape a few times first, and if she sat on a chair or stool, she might not be able to sit still, so add a few cushions to the sofa With a pillow, it is more convenient to lean on and adjust the posture.

"I'm going to stick you on the wall." Zhu Juntang was not afraid, anyway, let's talk harshly first, he can't lose his momentum, thinking about Liu Changan being stuck on the wall with tape, it's very cool.

Liu Changan nodded. Human beings have a high status in nature and belong to higher creatures. It is very difficult for higher creatures to understand the words and deeds of lower creatures.

This kind of incomprehension can sometimes become fun.

For example, people like to watch videos of all kinds of huskies doing stupid things.

Zhu Juntang was repeatedly punished by Liu Changan, but took the lead in making enemies and provoking Liu Changan. Can normal people understand this choice?As expected of a sheep.

"I'm going to wrap you into a mummy." Liu Chang'an was not provocative, but just clarified the facts about to happen. Every time Zhu Juntang was cleaned up, it was a manifestation of her existence.

"If I win, I will stick your mouths together first." Qin Yanan did not want to be outdone, she felt that she might take advantage because she was wearing stockings, and the surface of the socks was very smooth, and the tape might not be able to stick to it.

In the first hand, Zhu Juntang grabbed the landlord.

"The first one doesn't count." Zhu Juntang looked at his cards, and then threw them away.

Liu Changan and Qin Yanan looked at her together.

Undoubtedly, Zhu Juntang's shameless means aroused Qin Yanan's hatred and hatred. Originally, Qin Yanan wanted to be fair and just.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded, he was not in a hurry, he was very patient, anyway, Zhu Juntang was a salted fish on the chopping board, no matter how much she jumped around, she would always be cut into pieces.

Qin Yanan also gave in to her. After all, he couldn't beat her up. It's better to coax her to continue playing, and then wrap her into a mummy.

Zhu Juntang pretended to be successful, so he drew the cards proudly, and grabbed the landlord in the second one. The cards were not bad. He stretched his neck to peek at the cards of Liu Changan and Qin Yanan, and found that his own seemed to be better, so he immediately warned Qin Yanan and Liu Changan. : "This one will be forgotten!"

After getting a bomb by Liu Changan, and then a straight, Zhu Juntang was very annoyed, because she had a bigger bomb, but after Liu Changan played the bomb, there were still so many cards!He just wanted Liu Changan to play another hand, how could he know that the cards he inserted randomly were straights!She clearly saw that it was a loose card!

This Liu Changan is too cunning.

"This one has to be counted, you just said it." Qin Yanan couldn't help smiling, she didn't play any of this card.

"The two of us won, so everyone can stick a piece of tape on you." Liu Changan came over with scotch tape.

Qin Yanan was more conscientious, and took the tape with the pattern of ancient little fairies originally designated by Zhu Juntang.

"You bully me together!" Zhu Juntang put on a pitiful look, trying to win sympathy, his eyes were moist.

But no one was deceived by her poor acting skills. Originally, Qin Yanan wanted to be merciful and let her go for the first time, but who made her cheat at the first time?

Liu Changan ignored her, and pulled off fifty centimeters of tape on his own, not more than one centimeter, not less than one centimeter.

"Don't stick to your mouth, don't stick to my hair, don't stick to my hands!" Zhu Juntang warned in a panic. It wasn't the first time she was dealt with by Liu Changan like this, but she was still a little nervous.

Liu Changan pointed to her feet.

Zhu Juntang quickly and obediently kicked off the shoes, put his feet together, and turned up his toes. While Liu Changan reached out, he wanted to pinch Liu Changan with his toes, but unfortunately he was wearing socks, which hindered Zhu Juntang's attack.

Liu Changan hit her, Zhu Juntang cried out in pain, and finally calmed down.

Zhu Juntang blinked to see Liu Changan tied her feet, just felt a little humiliated, but it had no effect on her current actions and high-spirited fighting stance.

"I'm going to stick it on later and then tear it off, tearing off all the hair on your legs!" Zhu Juntang continued to speak harshly to Liu Changan.

"Are you wearing socks because you are afraid that others will tear off your leg hair?" Liu Changan suddenly realized.

"No! I don't have leg hair!" Zhu Juntang hastily declared that oriental girls are basically thin-skinned and tender. There is no hair on their legs. Only European and American women are fluffy and have a lot of body hair, so what kind of shaving cream removes hair? Products are more popular in Europe and America.

Seeing that Liu Changan was done, Qin Yanan smiled and came to seal Zhu Juntang's mouth.

"It turns out that you are the most ruthless to me. Sure enough, sisters are unreliable." Zhu Juntang found out Qin Yanan's intentions and resisted very much. She still kept her mouth open to provoke them, beat them, and mock them.

"Okay, then I'll stick it a little above your ankle." Qin Yanan was only trying to scare Zhu Juntang, and she found out that Liu Changan was planning to turn Zhu Juntang into a mummy circle by circle from bottom to top.

She can help Liu Changan speed up the process.

"You are still husband and wife." Finding that he had temporarily escaped the crisis of being silenced, Zhu Juntang immediately laughed at Qin Yanan.

"You wait." Qin Yanan blushed slightly, glanced at Liu Changan, and found that he didn't respond, and didn't look over, so he restrained his slightly shy look, and he didn't even look over, why did he look like a girl with a blushing heart?

As the game continued, Zhu Juntang vowed to take revenge with this hand, and at the same time shuffle the cards himself to prevent Liu Changan from cheating by using some shuffling and cutting techniques.

This time Liu Changan became the landlord, and he won the two of them.

"I owe you this one first, and I won the next one, so I'll put a meter of tape on your body, how about it?" Liu Changan asked Zhu Juntang for his consent.

Zhu Juntang nodded hurriedly.

Liu Changan tore another [-] cm of tape, and wrapped Qin Yanan's calf without any explanation.

Qin Yanan stared at him aggrievedly, he didn't stop at all, thanks to the fact that she had developed a feeling of common hatred and hatred with him just now, she felt that she and him were a bit of an ally!

"Haha..." Seeing Qin Yanan being entangled, Zhu Juntang felt very happy, gloating.

Then Liu Changan won again, and he was still his landlord. This time he wrapped Zhu Juntang's head with tape, leaving only his mouth and eyes exposed.

Qin Yanan collapsed on the sofa laughing, seeing Zhu Juntang's stupid look, the more he looked at it, the more amusing he was, he couldn't help covering his lower abdomen, laughing until his stomach ached.

"Is it so funny?" Zhu Juntang glared at Qin Yanan angrily, "If you are pregnant, you don't need to go to the hospital. If you laugh so loudly, the baby will laugh out loud!"

Zhu Juntang originally wanted to say hush, but she laughed, but a fairy can't say that in front of the opposite sex.

Qin Yanan stopped laughing, sat up straight, and glanced at Liu Chang'an as if nothing had happened, the speaker had no intention of speaking, but the listener was interested, and you reacted a little too!

"It's not uncommon for a baby to be laughed out. The daughter of a poker friend was raising a baby at her home. She came to the mahjong parlor to play a few rounds for her mother when she was free. As a result, once she hit the mahjong, she went crazy A handful of big ones, laughing loudly, broke the amniotic fluid, and then the baby fell out, but fortunately, I was there, so I helped her deliver the baby." Liu Changan recalled with great interest, "So don't worry , I will deliver the baby."

"Take your head!" Qin Yanan had no choice but to press the sofa and move over because his legs were entangled, suppressed a smile, and hammered his arm several times with a straight face. Is this the kind of reaction she wanted?

Anyway, if the gestational sac in her stomach can really become a baby, if she is killed and Liu Changan is not required to deliver the baby, then the scene will definitely not be good.

"Is it so easy to have a baby?" Zhu Juntang asked incomprehensibly, "I swore when I was a child that I would never have a baby. Fairies don't even have babies."

"Your idea is right." Liu Changan expressed his support.

"Of course!" It was rare for Liu Changan to agree with his point of view, Zhu Juntang touched the tape on his head and held his head proudly.

"You want prenatal and postnatal care. If you have a bad brain, you might inherit it."

Zhu Juntang was about to rush over desperately, but unfortunately she forgot that her calf was entangled, and she just tried to stand up and fell down on the sofa. She could only lie there and glared at Liu Changan.

"Do you want to fight again?" Qin Yanan urged, she wanted to take revenge, and she also thought that Liu Changan would come again in the future, because it had been a long time, and when she was alone with him, she could naturally act less angry, Playing this kind of game with him without Zhu Juntang... might be more interesting, and the more interesting reason is of course that Zhu Juntang likes to play tricks and has no brand name.

Then the fourth round started, and Liu Changan won this round.

"What's going on, you cheated!" Zhu Juntang looked at his card, which was nothing more than an ace, and felt very unfair.

Qin Yanan also acted like a fool, keeping playing cards to Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang reached out and took a look at Qin Yanan's card, it was slightly better than Zhu Juntang's, only a 2 was the highest, and it was also a bad hand.

"You 2, why don't you play his ace!" Zhu Juntang taught Qin Yanan how to play cards.

"I just have a 2!" Qin Yanan was reluctant to play just a big card.

"Bah, what's the use of keeping it? Pig teammate." Zhu Juntang felt that only being the owner could win, and she was still very confident.

Liu Changan had already torn off the tape, and involuntarily wrapped it around Zhu Juntang's legs. These fairies have thin legs, so there is no need to waste too much tape.

"It's over, I'm about to become a mummy." Zhu Juntang looked down at his calf, which was wrapped twice, and it didn't look like there was any strange aesthetic feeling at all, and it had nothing to do with the artistic beauty expressed in those bondage-themed photos. .

"You are already." Qin Yanan took out his mobile phone and showed Zhu Juntang her own face.

Zhu Juntang saw that his head was wrapped with tape, and bit his lip. After three seconds, he still laughed so hard that he fell on the sofa.

"You have to make the baby laugh." Qin Yanan took the opportunity to return Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang touched his lower abdomen, there was no baby inside, only crab porridge!

Chapter 561 I've tried my best to be short and weak

After playing cards for an afternoon, Zhu Juntang was finally entangled into a mummy. Her mouth was stuck on the penultimate hand of cards. At the end of the last hand, her hands were entangled by Liu Changan, and the game was officially announced. End.

At this time, her arms were already covered with tape, and the skirt was replaced by Qin Yanan's close-fitting cotton shirt... Otherwise, the skirt would be fluffy and fluffy, and the tape would not feel like being tightly bound. The winner would not feel like wearing tape. What a sense of accomplishment.

Qin Yanan's close-fitting cotton shirt is worn on Zhu Juntang's body, which looks a bit like a skirt, but it makes Zhu Juntang wearing stockings feel like a normal soft and cute girl. She is covered with transparent tapes or tapes of different colors. Only the wet eyes were exposed on the top, looking very pitiful.

Both Liu Changan and Qin Yanan took a few photos as souvenirs.

Friends, when you get drunk and become ugly, when you fall and eat shit, when you cry on the glass trestle bridge, when your brain is broken and you are stupid, I will take pictures and videos of you, and take it immediately Go to the circle of friends to post the space, and those people who will show it to you from time to time in the future.

"I won't send it out. When she troubles me in the future, I will send it to her mother. Her mother will definitely be annoyed when she sees it, and then she will blame her." Tu Qiong saw that Liu Changan's goal had been achieved.