I'm really immortal

"What are you sighing for?" Bai Hui looked at Liu Changan suspiciously.

"It's you who are big-chested and brainless."

Bai An didn't mind this evaluation, he said she had big breasts.

"If you are useless, how can you be qualified to be my friend?" Liu Changan laughed, forget it, don't expect Bai Hui's brain to see the essence through phenomena.

"That's right." Bai Hui showed a slightly shy smile, which seemed to be the first time Liu Changan directly expressed what he meant by her.

"Go back." Liu Changan waved his hand and walked outside.

Bai Hui hurriedly followed, she wanted to follow him to the corner of the street and then separate.

Liu Changan made a wish for Bai Hui, walked from the street to the bridge, and saw that a spider had built a net between the stone piers and the hook rails, traces of traces.

This spider is also stupid. It worked hard to build a web. When the wind blows in this place, or there is a shower of rain, its web will be smashed.

This wire, net, still have to find a suitable place to hang it.

Or maybe it has its own ability, and when it gets entangled, it can't be smashed or broken by wind or rain.

Liu Changan looked at the spider, which was still happily weaving a web, and stretched out his fingers to lay it on the web. The spider seemed to feel the attraction of some source, so he gave up the web and crawled on Liu Changan's fingers.

Liu Changan walked across the bridge, passed the small commodity market, and stretched out his finger under the electric meter of an awning. The spider climbed up and began to weave a web inside the awning again.

Back in the community, I didn't see Shangguan Dandan playing cards under the grapevine shelf. The weather was not suitable for playing cards outdoors. It was more comfortable and comfortable to find a poker friend at home and spend time by the fire.

Liu Changan saw Zhou Dongdong lying with his head up under the plane tree, holding Shangguan Dandan's mobile phone in his hand, and staring at the screen as if he was wandering in the sky. When Liu Changan walked over, he saw a line of saliva flowing from the corner of her mouth. It dripped from her chin and glanced at the screen, but what she was watching was "eat broadcast", a large basin of seafood was placed in front of a person, and he was eating hasai, Zhou Dongdong was also fascinated by it. .

Chapter 500 Transforming the Empress Dowager

Liu Changan took a tissue and wiped Zhou Dongdong's saliva clean. She was not disturbed. This made Liu Changan discover that she could enter the barrier even if she watched others eat.

Liu Changan went to start the fire, and he didn't call the fire activists to participate. He was going to make a wild boar blood meatball with firewood and chicken at night.

The chicken you buy at the vegetable market now, if you don't have enough seasoning to cover it up, will have a fishy smell instead of umami.

The smoky aroma of wild boar blood balls, a sausage product, can well remove this fishy smell and improve the taste.

Thinly sliced ​​pork belly is also essential. In the process of frying, add a whole piece of garlic, and then add green onions to absorb the soup, so that the whole dish is not sticky and the five flavors are distinct.

The fire started, and Zhou Dongdong's "Eating and Broadcasting" was also finished. She saw that Liu Changan was burning the fire, and hurried over to occupy the position in front of the big stove, expressing that she was still an active member of burning fire.

"Brother Chang'an, I ate a lot of delicious food just now!" Zhou Dongdong burped and said contentedly.

"You were just watching other people eat delicious food." Liu Changan reminded her to face reality positively and correctly, not to fall into fantasy and unable to extricate herself.

"I obviously think I'm eating delicious food!" Zhou Dongdong thought for a while.

"No, that's what others eat, you're just watching." Liu Changan stretched out his finger and poked her stomach, and at the same time understood that she didn't enter the barrier because she watched others eat, but she herself Thinking that he was eating, he entered the barrier.

Zhou Dongdong lowered his head and looked at his stomach, touched it again, and was shocked. His belly was not round at all. Could it be that he didn't eat anything?

Zhou Dongdong was very sad. She had already realized her dream of happiness. Why did Brother Changan destroy her happiness?

Liu Changan laughed and pointed to the large stove, "Burn the fire."

Zhou Dongdong was so sullen that he forgot to set the fire.

"What else do you do besides eating?" Liu Changan shook his head.

"In addition to eating...I will eat and eat."

"incredible."

"I have to work harder!"

"It's good that you have to learn to eat so well." Liu Changan felt that at that level, Zhou Dongdong would be on a par with Gao Dewei.

"How can there be a child who is good at studying and eating? The child who is the best at studying in our class is not as good at eating at all. I am the child who is the best at eating. Everyone has a very good place!" Zhou Dongdong felt that eating was good and harmonious Being good at learning is an equally important ability, and it may be more important to be good at eating, but Zhou Dongdong wouldn't say that, because she is already a child who knows a little bit of humility.

"I don't want to talk to you anymore."

"why?"

"It would be stupid to talk to you."

"It doesn't matter if you are stupid. If there are smart kids everywhere and everyone wants to take the No.1 exam, who will be the last one?"

"You, I know it's you, it's you." Liu Changan pointed at the plane tree, "Go there and stand there, don't talk to me."

Liu Changan must maintain his IQ.

Zhou Dongdong threw a big wooden stick into the big stove and ran to stand under the plane tree.

After standing obediently for a minute, Zhou Dongdong moved back little by little, and found that Brother Chang'an didn't intend to let him continue to stand, so he also squatted down, resting his head on his knee and looking at him. fire.

Liu Changan picked up the big wooden stick that Zhou Dongdong had thrown into it, split it with one palm and cooked it. When the meal was just ready, Shangguan Dandan just pushed open the door of the utility room and walked out.

Zhou Dongdong was serving rice, and Shangguan Dandan took a bowl over, held it with both hands, and placed it in front of Liu Changan seriously, and aligned Liu Changan's chopsticks again.

Doing housework again, Dan Dan is really hardworking.

The firewood stove was cooking and eating. Naturally, he sat down around the firewood stove. Liu Changan still took a wet towel and put it on the side of the pot in front of Zhou Dongdong. Burning is also common.

Liu Changan continued to eat, and did not intend to spread a piece in front of Shangguan Dandan. Shangguan Dandan held the bowl and was stunned for a moment.

Obviously she also helped with the housework, why didn't he give her the same treatment?

So Shangguan Dandan went back and took out her thermos flask and put it by the stove.

Liu Changan ignored her. The wild boar blood balls were really delicious. They were boiled with water and put into the pot.

Shangguan Dandan was angry for a minute, but because the food was so delicious, she was not angry, especially the cured wild boar blood balls, Shangguan Dandan took a big bite!

After eating, Shangguan Dandan was ready to go back to his room with the thermos in his arms, so he said to Liu Changan, "I'll watch TV for a while, and I'll come out later to help you wash the dishes."

"How can you watch TV?" Liu Changan wondered.

"When I was playing cards in the morning, I said that I couldn't watch my TV, and Xiao Qian said he would do it. He peeked at Xiao Qin's home network password and kept it in his mind. Connect the TV to the network and I can watch it. TV." Shangguan Dandan said gratefully, although the little old man Xiao Qian tried to win Shangguan Dandan's thermos bottle, Shangguan Dandan had already forgiven him.

This nosy old man, Liu Changan nodded.

"Then he came to get you a TV. He saw your coffin and didn't say anything?" Liu Changan had been hiding the coffin so that no one could see it, so Zhou Dongdong always watched him come to lose his little mother. The chicken was peeked when it entered the compartment of an armored transport vehicle.

"He asked why there is such a big coffin. I said you got it, and he didn't say anything."

"Why didn't he say anything when you said I got it?"

"Because he thinks you are a strange person, so there is nothing strange." Shangguan Dandan explained.

Liu Changan said "Oh" and said nothing.

In the evening, Liu Changan went to play mahjong and won 30 yuan from old man Qian. He was so angry that he jumped, and Liu Changan went back calmly.

Just walking downstairs, Shangguan Dandan came out, looked left and right, frowned slightly, "Didn't I say I'll come out later to help you wash the dishes? Why are you all done?"

Liu Changan calmly took out a basket of bowls from the large stove and placed it in front of Shangguan Dandan, "Wash it."

He hid here, waiting for her.

Shangguan Dandan took two steps back and looked at Liu Changan in disbelief. How could he treat her like this?

"I'm... tired, I have to rest today." Shangguan Dandan nodded, "You better wash yourself."

After speaking, she closed the door and went back.

Liu Changan found that even if he was resourceful, there was really no way to meet such a person who didn't even want the dignity of the Empress Dowager Jinkou Yuyan in order to be lazy and not do housework.

Liu Changan let out a long sigh and decided not to try to transform this old feudal remnant of the royal family into an ordinary working people in the future.

After all, it is no longer the most glorious era of building national labor in full swing. Everyone's ideas have changed too much, and some people even think that Shangguan Dandan, who obviously doesn't like to work, just likes to pretend to try his best is cute. It's incredible.

After washing the dishes, Liu Changan looked up at the gray sky and felt the humidity in the air. He was afraid that it would rain tomorrow.

If it rains, it will be colder tomorrow, but it will not cool down the hot bodies of the young ladies and sisters who participated in the comic exhibition. They will still show their tender bodies as presumptuously as they are today.

Of course, Liu Changan doesn't plan to go tomorrow. The main reason for him today is to cheer on his old classmates.

Just thinking about going to Wang Jiangzi's store tomorrow, Liu Changan received a call from Su Nanxiu.

"Qin Yanan is pregnant." Su Nanxiu's tone was very calm.

Chapter 5 and One: Qin Yanan is Pregnant

Gift a good wife

Several times the spring breeze played on the drapery, and the red peaches were reflected in the place where the residual red fell.

In October, she became a minister of civil and military affairs, and played with the king again in the source of fragrant grass.

——Anonymous

Liu Changan could hear clearly. Su Nanxiu said that Qin Yanan was pregnant. Like every older brother, Liu Changan asked calmly, "Who is the child's father? I want to kill him."

Su Nanxiu knew that Liu Changan was very human, and it was impossible for him to be shocked when he heard any news, but he still had the time to joke around. Su Nanxiu was very depressed and didn't reply coldly.

"Where's the person?" There was no answer, not even a gasp, and Liu Changan hung up the phone.

Liu Changan called Qin Yanan.

"I knew it was impossible for you to ignore this matter." It was Su Nanxiu who answered the phone.

It is indeed impossible for Liu Changan to ignore it now. Qin Yanan's mobile phone is in the hands of Su Nanxiu, which is very unusual. Although Qin Yanan and Su Nanxiu are not talking about the relationship between life and death, they are not peaceful enough to allow the other party to pick him up. degree of phone calls.

Liu Changan didn't speak, just waiting for Su Nanxiu to speak.

"I came to Qin Yanan about something. After chatting for a while, she fainted." Su Nanxiu said calmly, if this matter could happen, she didn't want it to happen.

She even hoped that Liu Changan would not know.

It's just that the fire can't be contained in the paper, and Liu Changan is not the kind of person who is easy to hide.

Although she also knew that if she didn't say it, she could hide it for a long time, but it didn't make much sense.

For a life like hers, hiding the previous year and ten years doesn't make much difference.

"How is she doing now?" Liu Changan asked.

Fainted again?It seems that this is not an occasional situation. Liu Changan remembered that Qin Yanan and An Nuan also fainted when they took a bath together last time.

It's just that Qin Yanan's dizziness was accompanied by many other symptoms. I don't know if it appeared the same this time.

"Drowsy."

"I'll come and see."

"Underground base." Su Nanxiu is not someone who likes to be long-winded. After talking about the place, she hangs up the phone. After all, this is not a very good thing for her.

One of the reasons why she didn't hide Liu Changan or do anything is because Qin Yanan's symptoms can prove some of her research and theories, and it's also the real evidence to support some of the things she once mentioned to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan walked downstairs and was about to leave the community, when he found that the door of the utility room was open with a finger-width gap, and there were two eyes moving up and down.

"Aren't you tired, are you going to rest?" Liu Changan asked by the way.

"I'm not tired anymore."

Liu Changan nodded, said nothing, and then walked out.

Shangguan Dandan chased after him and followed Liu Changan's ass, "What are you doing?"

"I'll go see Qin Yanan."

"I'm going."

Liu Changan didn't care about her, she just followed.

After walking past the location of the vegetable market, Shangguan Dandan grabbed Liu Changan's finger and stood there still.

Liu Changan just looked at her. This is the demarcation point of Shangguan Dandan's daily wandering. She will go here as far as possible. She and Zhou Dongdong bought a few loach here, and they are still raising them in the pit.

She believes that mastering the location of the vegetable market means that she is prepared in the field of housework, and the word mother is often associated with the vegetable market and has a special meaning.

She hasn't been farther away.

"How far is it?" Shangguan Dandan asked tiredly, looking down at the toes exposed under his skirt.

"It's far away, below that mountain." Liu Changan said, pointing to the signal light of the antenna tower on top of Lushan Mountain under the night sky in the distance.

Shangguan Dandan stretched out two fingers and gestured to measure the distance, then raised his hand to wrap his arms around Liu Changan's neck, trying to crawl towards him.

To go this far, the Queen Mother cannot do it even if she tries her best.

"Do you think I'm your pony?" Liu Changan lifted her from him and put her aside.