I'm really immortal

"You don't understand! If it's a normal hostess, she only needs to prepare one or two kinds of breakfast! She prepared so many kinds just to show off her ability!"

"Okay, if you have the ability, you can go back next time. If you just want to act coquettishly at me, doesn't it prove that you are a rubbish?" Liu Changan patted An Nuan's small volleyball, "Hurry up and make breakfast, you were on the volleyball team yesterday. I didn't go to the training camp, today is the physical fitness test of the reserve players, you are going to be washed down again, are you worthy of me?"

An Nuan just remembered the business. She didn't care that these ingredients were used by Qin Yanan to ridicule herself, and she didn't think about using other ingredients to prove herself, so she hurriedly worked in the kitchen.

Liu Changan didn't help her either, and went to the living room to watch TV, even though he knew that if he did it himself, it would be a delicious breakfast.

Breakfast is still edible, although Liu Changan said that An Nuan's ability to cook breakfast is rubbish, but it doesn't mean that in his eyes, the breakfast she cooks is also rubbish.

After he ate all of it, An Nuan was very happy and understood a truth, it didn't mean that he needed her to be delicious or good at cooking, he didn't ask her to be a perfect and excellent girlfriend in any aspect.

After breakfast, An Nuan changed her clothes and went home, and she had to prepare. The physical fitness test is just a trivial matter, and Liu Changan doesn't need to be with her on every big and small matter like a nanny. An Nuan likes to act like a baby, but she is capable and has a good attitude Take care of things she needs to deal with seriously.

Liu Chang'an only had class in the afternoon, so he went back for a while. Just as he walked into the community, he saw Shangguan Dandan sitting under the vine and started playing cards, and two young people were asking questions.

"Hey, we received a report that someone was selling wild boar in your community. What kind of thing is this?"

Old Man Qian grabbed the cards in his hand, expressionless, "Which one is talking about it? It's a big deal!"

"Many people have bought wild boar. Lao Diai, if you want to raise wild boars, you have to go through the formalities. If you poach wild boars, it's illegal. If you know it, you have to report it!"

"Don't mess with Hong Kong dialect! We are a civilized community here, don't you know that?" Mrs. Liu, who was sitting opposite Old Man Qian, shouted loudly.

"You have evidence? Evidence you are taking, don't interfere with our entertainment here."

"I haven't seen a wild boar in decades!"

"I also sell wild boar meat, and I also report selling human flesh!"

"Ms. Zhao, don't talk so intrusively!"

The two young men from the Forestry Bureau obviously couldn't deal with these old women. They had no choice but to talk nonsense, but they noticed that the one who was sitting upright holding his cards tightly looked like a A little nervous girl.

Chapter 481 The Empress Dowager Is The Empress Dowager

Shangguan Dandan drew a good hand of cards, which was the most money she could win since she started playing poker.

As long as the old man Qian played that card, she would be fine.

One can win at least 20 yuan, and you can buy a lot of effervescent tablets in Aunt Xie's small shop.

And to get revenge on the little old man who said he would win her thermos away.

Just now old man Qian was about to play that card, but two people came to ask questions, and old man Qian took it back.

After saying a few words, he took it out again, but he took it back again when he quarreled again.

Shangguan Dandan's nervous heart is pounding, are you fighting or not?

She stared closely at Old Man Qian's hand, but Old Man Qian didn't watch his words at this time, and was talking about the matter of killing the Wild Boar King in a grand manner.

"Go away, we are going to play cards, am I the one to play the cards?" Old man Qian waved his hand after speaking, looked at the scene, and looked at his next family, Shangguan Dandan, a little suspicious.

Shangguan Dandan quickly touched his beloved thermos by his side, pretending to be nonchalant, in order to quell old man Qian's suspicion.

By the way, I can't be nervous now, I should be as indifferent as when I was in court.

Because Liu Changan wanted to work by herself, Shangguan Dandan didn't play cards yesterday, so she accumulated 50 yuan in pocket money, plus today's, she now has a total of 100 yuan. She is full of confidence and will not lose the thermos. , has been with the side.

"Slow down! I'll check the cards!" Old man Qian took back the cards again, fiddled with them on the table, and calculated.

"Hurry up!"

"Playing a card is slow to death!"

"Shoot the gun!"

Old man Qian waved his hand. He always felt that this card was a bit dangerous. Forget it, just play casually. He just started playing, and he must have enough momentum, so he threw the card out.

Old man Qian looked at Shangguan Dandan vigilantly, and found that the little girl glanced at the cards he played, and then went to touch her precious thermos. He slowly let go of the cards with his fingers, relieved himself, and began to urge, "Hit it, hit it, do you want it!"

"You're stupid!" Shangguan Dandan took back the cards played by Old Man Qian, and then spread out his own cards, "Where is the bearded man, let's shoot you!"

The old man Qian looked at Shangguan Dandan's cards in disbelief, stared at them quickly, but found nothing wrong with them. He calculated unwillingly, and found that he would lose at least 20 yuan in this hand, and he was furious , Picked up the teapot and hit the two young boys, "You guys are looking for trouble, if you didn't make trouble here, I would have fired a cannon!"

The two boys were chased and beaten, but they didn't dare to fight back. The little girl didn't ask any questions, and ran out of the community in a hurry.

Wild boars, although they are protected animals, they don’t cherish them that much. They are farmed a lot. When they are in danger, they will organize hunting. I really don’t want to investigate anything carefully. I just entered the unit and saw someone taking a screenshot of WeChat to report it. Looking for something to do?

Unexpectedly, she was beaten and was chased by an old man and poured hot tea all over her body.

"Don't let me see you again!" Old Man Qian chased after him angrily.

He planned to pretend to be chasing someone, and then take the opportunity to go home, so that the attack just now can be ignored, but seeing Liu Changan approaching, he had to cough, and walked back, otherwise Liu Changan would go under the vine and say he saw it. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for Qian Diaidia to run away?It is completely different to be caught on the spot and ridiculed afterwards.

"Playing cards!" Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Playing cards." Old man Qian nodded lightly, "Your family's eggs made a fortune today."

Because Zhou Dongdong always called Shangguan Dandan Sister Dandan, some old men and women called Shangguan Dandan "Dandan" or "Dandan".

As for the word "Dan Dan", who can recognize it?Doesn't sound like much of a difference anyway.

Liu Changan and old man Qian walked back, old man Qian sat down and continued, Shangguan Dandan saw Liu Changan, held up his thermos, and reminded Liu Changan proudly, "Mom Dongdong made meat buns for me to eat."

Shangguan Dandan just showed Zhou Shuling the look in her eyes, and she ate meat buns this morning. Although Zhou Shuling might not have understood what Shangguan Dandan meant from her eyes, she finally fulfilled Shangguan Dandan's needs.

But Liu Chang'an, Shangguan Dandan dangles in front of him with a thermos every day, he doesn't know how to be considerate of others, and always wants Shangguan Dandan to work.

"Oh." Liu Chang'an nodded to show that he understood, and then listened to the stories of the old men and women talking about their wits against the government.

Old men and women call civil servants the government.

Liu Changan watched them play a game of cards here and then went back, looked at the orange peels in the big stove, and added some more, looked at the smoked pork blood balls, smelled the aroma, and was very satisfied, because those wild boars In fact, blood is the essence. Besides nutrition, what is more important is to make food taste naturally sweet.

After the pork blood balls are smoked and roasted, they should be washed before eating, sliced ​​and steamed, and then stir-fried with chili and garlic, or simply made with bacon and sausage into a three-steamed preserved meat, which is also an extremely delicious way to eat.

Recovered the newspaper and continued to smoke it on the pig blood balls. After delivering Zhou Dongdong, Lu Sien came back whizzing with his tongue out. Seeing Liu Changan lying in front of him, he raised his head and looked at him sincerely with watery eyes. With Liu Changan.

"Don't worry, you are also one of the protectors under the Saintess of the Wind and Thunder Sword Gate of Kyushu, a sheep protector and a dog protector." Liu Changan touched Lu Sien's dog's head. This dog is passionate about Zhou Dongdong and respects Liu Changan. Those who dared to rush over to lick Liu Changan's hands, face, and shoes at most.

Lu Sien immediately let out the cry of a supercar engine humming "Om... Om... Om...", it seems that Zhou Dongdong never taught Lu Sien to howl "ooooooooooooooooooooo".

Liu Changan went to get some wild boar lungs, chopped them into slices, added some rice and mixed them together to make dog food and fed them to Lu Sien.

To be honest, Lu Sien still did work, not only picked up Zhou Dongdong every day, but also brought back the wild boar that day, and it also helped Zhou Dongdong drag the wild boar's legs up the stairs. Far surpassed Shangguan Dandan who entered the room with a kitchen knife and waited until the third day to show up.

Liu Changan sat watching Lu Sien eat dog food with great relish, and was very happy. At this time, Shangguan Dandan came back, holding two effervescent tablets and a thermos pot bought at Aunt Xie's canteen in her hand.

"I won the money, I bought two chocolate candies, please eat one." Shangguan Dandan took out a planetary cup from his sleeve pocket and handed it to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan picked it up, and asked by the way, "Where's my sweet potato slices?"

Shangguan Dantan froze, then walked slowly to the door of the utility room, looked back at Liu Changan, then opened the door and walked in, then turned around and glanced at Liu Changan again through the crack of the door, and then Closed the door little by little.

"What do you mean?" Liu Changan suspected that she was going to shut herself up again, so she hurried over and knocked on the door.

After a while, Liu Changan went back and sat down. After seeing Lu Sien finish eating the dog food, Shangguan Dandan came out with four sweet potato scrapers.

She walked up to Liu Changan.

Liu Changan reached out to take it, but found that she was holding it tightly and refused to let go, but looked at Liu Changan with complicated eyes.

"Why do your eyes look exactly the same as when I came to Chang'an and accepted your imperial edict?" Liu Changan didn't understand. One was the inheritance of the crown prince, and the other was four slices of sweet potatoes.

"We are one and half, okay?" Shangguan suggested expectantly.

Liu Changan looked at her incredulously.

"There are four pieces in total now, half of us, two for you and two for me." Shangguan Dandan repeatedly suggested while holding the sweet potato scraper tightly.

Liu Changan shook his head.

"Why don't you give me two pieces? I bought two chocolate candies just now, and I gave you half!" Shangguan Dandan reasoned with Liu Changan confidently. Since she bought two chocolate candies, she would share them with him. One, why can't he get half of his sweet potato scraps?

Liu Changan pursed his lips and felt the sweet taste of Planet Cup on his tongue. It turned out that she came prepared.

As expected of the Empress Dowager, Liu Chang'an was tricked by this trick...it turns out that not everyone is like Zhou Dongdong, Zhou Dongdong gave her candies to Brother Chang'an, but he never calculated him like that.

"Have you finished eating your own?" Liu Changan is a reasonable person.

"Zhou Dongdong ate two pieces of me!"

Liu Chang'an nodded, and took the two slices of sweet potato slices handed over by the delighted Shangguan Dandan. He couldn't help showing a thoughtful expression. It was clear that there were originally ten yuan, half of which was five yuan per person, but up to now, he only had two pieces. up.

Chapter 482 Controlled by the sweet potato scraper again!

Shangguan Dandan put his two slices of sweet potatoes back into the room, sat in front of the small stove and boiled hot water, Liu Changan always thought that it was wrong for her not to do housework.

Shangguan Dandan lifted the lid of the pot and watched the hot water gurgling and tumbling. She remembered that when Liu Changan told herself some social and class problems caused by scientific progress and the revolutionary increase in productivity, he mentioned a watt person who used The principle of hot water gurgling has invented a very powerful mechanism.

Shangguan Dandan watched the hot water gurgling for a while, and thought of something very powerful, so he filled the thermos with water and put effervescent tablets in it.

She used to put only one effervescent tablet, but now there are more than 100 yuan, so she put two.

Shangguan Dandan came out and saw Liu Changan still sitting under the plane tree.

Lu Sien had already finished eating the dog food, and lay on the ground with his belly turned upside down, with a bulging belly. Liu Changan stretched out his feet on the dog's belly and stepped on it, rolling from left to right.

Just put your feet lightly, no dog abuse.

Shangguan Dandan took a cup, poured a cup of effervescent water and said to Liu Changan: "Do you want to drink it? I put two effervescent tablets in it, it's better to drink."

Liu Changan was reading An Nuan's message, and nodded casually. An Nuan took some videos of physical fitness tests and sent them to him, saying that they were for him to admire the long-legged girls on the volleyball team.

As a strong school in volleyball, Shonan University, the girls on the women's team will definitely crush the high school women's volleyball team at the High School Affiliated to Xiangnan University in terms of strength, but they may not be better than the high school team in terms of appearance and figure.

Shangguan Dandan handed over the cup, Liu Changan took it casually, took a sip, it was like Fanta diluted with hot water, but it tasted a bit sweet at last.

Shangguan Dandan saw that Liu Changan drank her effervescent water, so he naturally reached out and took a scraper that Liu Changan put aside, then held it with both hands and started to chew.

Liu Changan could still notice her action, and Liu Changan didn't take it back rudely, but just looked at her calmly, "Why are you eating me again?"

"I gave you my effervescent water. If you have something delicious, why don't you share half of it with me?" Shangguan Dandan certainly had his own reasons.

Liu Changan looked at the scraping piece he had left, and just a little while ago he felt that he only had two pieces and it was unacceptable. At that time, he never thought that there would be only the last piece left now.

Liu Chang'an is not a stingy person, he took a deep breath, he didn't plan to fight with this queen who had no way to participate in the palace fight, so he used all his scheming to care about the queen mother who planned to snatch his sweet potato slices.

He picked up the remaining slice and stuffed it into his mouth.

"You can eat slowly, tear it in half, and eat half a slice at a time, so that you can eat it for a while longer." Shangguan Dandan tightly held his sliced ​​sweet potato, looking expectantly at Liu Changan, hoping that he would take his suggestion.

"Go ahead and dream!" Liu Chang'an will no longer be tricked by her. In the past, he was the one who reasoned with others and then tricked others.

Shangguan Dandan felt a little sad that he was so aggressive with her, so she pushed her thermos to the position under Liu Changan's eyes.

Liu Changan ignored her, and quickly ate the last piece of sweet potato.

Shangguan Dandan also speeded up, otherwise, what should he do if he finishes eating first and then takes half of her?

So Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan finished eating together, Liu Changan saw that her lips were barely closed together, trying to look normal, he knew that her mouth was full of sweet potatoes that were crumbled but had no time to swallow Blade.

Liu Chang'an stretched out two fingers, and pinched Shangguan Dantan's cheek, her lips opened like a fish's mouth, Liu Chang'an took a look, and it really was a mouthful of sliced ​​sweet potato.

Shangguan glared at Liu Changan angrily, if he hadn't been controlled by the sweet potato scraper, he would have scolded him a lot!

Liu Changan let go of her cheeks, sat down again, and began to think about what to eat for lunch... The main thing is to eat wild boar, the key is which part to eat and how to eat it.

At this time, two unexpected people walked into the community, paused under the grape arbor, and then walked straight to the plane tree.

It turned out to be Gao Cunyi and Wang Yibo.

Gao Cunyi is Gao Dewei's cousin. He once visited the thatched cottage three times to ask Liu Changan to compete with Pu Shougeng. Wang Yibo was the brother Gao Cunyi brought with him when he came to ask Liu Changan for the last time.

Before Pu Shougeng's martial arts school closed down, they were Pu Shougeng's first and second disciples.

Liu Changan was crossing his legs on the recliner. Even though it was getting colder and colder this autumn day, the weather with the warm sun was just like the so-called crisp autumn and very comfortable. He didn't bother to say anything. people.

Liu Chang'an could see clearly that Gao Cunyi and Wang Yibo were not in the same group, so it is not clear why the two came together after Pu Shougeng's martial arts school closed down, or came to find Liu Chang'an together.

"Brother Liu." Gao Cunyi clenched his fists and cupped his hands, then bumped into Wang Yibo who was in a daze.

Wang Yibo was looking at Shangguan Dandan, such a beautiful girl, it was very difficult not to notice her, even usually, it would not be strange to look at her for several minutes.

Wang Yibo came back to his senses, hesitated for a moment, just like Gao Cunyi, clasped his hands and clenched his fists, lowered his head to grit his teeth and said, "Brother Liu, what happened last time was really because I was too reckless and stupid, and my heart was too hostile, after Brother Liu taught me a lesson. , I have learned from the painful experience and thought about it for a long time, so I came here to apologize today, and I reserved a seat at Zhuji at noon, and I would like to invite Brother Liu to show you the honor."

Liu Changan ignored Wang Yibo, just looked at Gao Cunyi.

"Brother Liu, give me a favor." Gao Cunyi said sincerely, then turned his head and glanced at Shangguan Dandan involuntarily.

Because the beautiful girl next to him, staring at people with wide eyes without saying a word, easily reminded Gao Cunyi of the child he saw when he invited Liu Changan to the martial arts competition, who was also sitting on the parasol tree. Under the tree, he also stared at him without saying a word.

None of them are dumb, Gao Cunyi can be sure of this, they just regard themselves as bad people, right?Gao Cunyi's face was hot and embarrassed.