I'm really immortal

Shangguan Dandan couldn't help laughing. He opened his thermos and poured water. Shangguan Dandan liked this thermos very much. He poured hot water in the morning and it was still warm the next morning.

Zhou Dongdong stopped playing cards, and trotted behind Liu Changan into the kitchen, wanting to see if there was anything he could do to set fire to himself.

Liu Changan pointed to the downstairs, Zhou Dongdong understood it, and went downstairs to clean up the big stove and prepare for the fire.

Liu Changan is no longer a Yunlin goose today, but a firewood goose.

The taste of firewood goose is not uniform, and there are many ways to do it. The key point is that when the autumn wind rises, it is the feeling of being surrounded by a large firewood stove and adding vegetables and stewing while burning the fire.

It is not suitable for people with small appetites. This kind of eating continuously until the goose broth tastes faded is more suitable for Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan, and Zhou Dongdong.

The heroes in the story are also ten jins of beef, ten jins of soju, ten jins of steamed buns and the like.

Liu Changan killed the goose and chopped the goose meat into small pieces. First, in the upstairs kitchen, he used cooking wine and ginger slices to deal with the fishy smell and removed the white foam, leaving a clean and plump goose meat.

Downstairs, Zhou Dongdong took out the snakeskin bag and unburned table legs from the large stove, tore up the workbook, and lit the lighter, setting the stove on fire.

This is not an easy task. Considering the ability of a six-year-old child, it is outstanding, which shows that it is easier for everyone to discover their potential in the things they like to do.

Shangguan Dandan was worried that Zhou Dongdong's fire was out, so he took a small fan, sat two meters away from the big stove, and fanned the fire one by one.

After Liu Changan came down, he cleaned the big iron pot and put it on the big stove. With Zhou Dongdong's efforts, the fire was already burning vigorously.

"It's not hot anymore, why are you still fanning?" Liu Changan asked Shangguan Dandan.

"I'm fanning the stove." Shangguan Dandan took the small fan and swung it a few times.

Liu Changan nodded and said nothing.

Liu Changan first heated up the pot, coated it with oil, then added garlic cloves and ginger slices and stir-fried, sprinkled red peppers, then poured the goose meat into the pot, added light soy sauce and stir-fried, and then poured out a full 1000ML* 2 bottles of beer.

Beer is the key. Whole wheat taste is the most suitable, and the wort concentration should be high, so that the goose meat tasted in this way is the most delicious.

Eat goose meat first, and then slowly add other meat and vegetables. For example, large pieces of pork belly are first fried on the side of a hot pot, and then put in the pot for a while, so that it is not so greasy, and the taste of the pork belly is fat and thin.

After burning for half an hour, the slightly drunk aroma of meat and beer immersed in the soup was overflowing.

Before eating, Liu Changan picked the goose legs, poured the soup, and packed a bowl for Zhou Shuling to keep.

"It's so hard." Shangguan Dandan stopped fanning, glanced at Liu Changan, and said that he had already started to do housework, which was basically the same as Zhou Shuling's family status, but his ability was temporarily limited and he tried his best.

Liu Changan nodded and said nothing.

The three sat down around the large stove, each took the bowls and chopsticks and started to eat. Liu Changan wrapped a damp cloth on the edge of the pot in front of Zhou Dongdong to prevent her from burning her hands. Shangguan Dandan would do the same after seeing it, but It was rejected by Liu Changan.

While eating was in full swing, Zhu Juntang ran over.

Her foot restraint has been lifted, and the little fairy who was freed was looking around in the room with binoculars idly. She saw Liu Changan with a beautiful girl Zhu Juntang did not know. The two were eating around a pot. Zhu Juntang I just wanted to run over to have a look, and hurriedly descended to the world.

Seeing Zhu Juntang, Liu Changan tapped the edge of the pot with chopsticks and asked her if she wanted to add a pair of chopsticks.

Zhu Juntang shook his head and sat beside the muddy stove. There were traces of black ash charcoal fire on the edge of the pot. How could a fairy squat in such a place to eat?

Liu Changan ignored her, Zhu Juntang looked at Shangguan Dandan for a while, and Shangguan Dandan also raised his eyebrows and glanced at Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang stood beside Liu Changan, leaned over, twisted his waist, rubbed his body against Liu Changan, squeezed him and motioned for him to introduce himself and Shangguan Dandan.

"Her name is Zhu Juntang, she is a fairy." Liu Changan said to Shangguan Dandan.

"I'm Liu Changan's mother." Shangguan Dandan said angrily. Liu Changan didn't let her wrap a wet cloth around the pot, did he think it didn't matter if she got burned?Although this really can't scald her, shouldn't such a protective measure be a kind of thoughtfulness that distresses her mother?

Liu Changan didn't care anymore, he continued to eat on his own, took a piece of foie gras, and gave half of it to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhu Juntang was stunned for a while, then pointed at Liu Changan and laughed. It seems that one of the truths in this world is that those who always like to be masters must be secretly being sons!

Of course, Zhu Juntang didn't feel bad about being called Grandpa Liu Changan, but she just thought it was funny. Speaking of which, she liked to be called Grandpa Liu Changan, because her own grandfather died early, and every time she called Grandpa Liu Changan At that time, there was no psychological obstacle, and anyway, there was a feeling of coquetry.

Girls like to act like a spoiled child, especially when the person who acts like a spoiled child is someone who is very powerful and powerful, and he doesn't admit it on the surface, but actually admires it, it still feels very good.

Of course, it is also true to hate him, because he is really a very hateful old man.

"Stop laughing...are you a chicken?" Liu Changan glared at Zhu Juntang, what's so funny!Weird joke!

"Why do you call me a chicken?" Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment, and looked at his pure and white dress today, fluttering like a fairy, neither like a hen, nor a turkey, a roast chicken, etc., something similar No place.

"You spit, add ingredients to my pot, do you think you are spraying chicken essence?" Liu Changan waved his hand, "Go, don't disturb our meal."

"You eat yours." Zhu Juntang didn't care about Liu Changan's attitude. Anyway, the old man's attitude towards her was not good. Zhu Juntang's interest was in Shangguan Dandan.

"What's your name?" Zhu Juntang looked at the girl who dared to claim to be Liu Changan's mother with admiration.

"Shangguan Dandan, don't talk to me anymore, I'm eating." Shangguan Dandan nibbled at a piece of goose gizzard, didn't you see she was eating?It is very impolite to talk to others when you see them eating.

There are only two people here, neither talking to Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang felt a little bored. After thinking about it, he reluctantly wronged himself and said to Liu Changan, "I want to eat too."

Liu Changan went to get a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and put a stool between him and Shangguan Dandan for Zhu Juntang to sit.

Holding a bowl, Zhu Juntang felt a little bit of life experience. He picked a little bit of meat the size of the belly of the little thumb and tasted it, and it was delicious!

Liu Changan added the goose blood clot, and when he turned around, he saw Zhu Juntang, who had just eaten happily, suddenly frowned.

"Choke?" Liu Changan asked, this is a situation that often happens to children.

Zhu Juntang shook his head, put down the bowls and chopsticks, and looked at Liu Changan with an uncomfortable look.

"What's wrong?" Liu Changan felt that something was wrong.

"I... I can't breathe." After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, her body swayed.

Liu Changan held Zhu Juntang's arm, and Zhu Juntang fell down on his shoulder, and then lost consciousness.

"What happened to her?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan in surprise, then opened his thermos and poured a glass of effervescent water, "Would you like to feed her some water?"

"That one of yours is an elixir?" Liu Changan did not take Shangguan Dandan's suggestion, and stretched out his fingers to hold Zhu Juntang's neck, slightly puzzled: "Her blood is extremely strong, her internal organs are very active, her gastrointestinal motility is disordered, and her heart is stunned. The swelling is so bad, what's going on? It doesn't make sense for a normal person to suddenly have this disease."

Shangguan Dandan had no choice but to drink the water himself, so he couldn't waste it.

Liu Changan opened her lips and teeth, and sperm and essence came out of her tongue, and spit it into Zhu Juntang's mouth. Seeing her sudden state, Liu Changan was not sure that she would be able to persist until she was sent to the hospital.

After waiting for a while, Liu Changan carefully observed Zhu Juntang's physical condition. Finally, her breathing began to accelerate and adjust slowly. Seeing her waist-length skirt, Liu Changan pulled the collar off.

"Don't force her to be safe!" Shangguan Dandan hurriedly reminded Liu Changan, "I have a way!"

"I didn't want to force her down!" Liu Changan asked suspiciously, "What can you do?"

Shangguan Dandan stood up holding the thermos and walked to her room. She couldn't just leave the thermos outside. Zhou Dongdong helped her see things.

Liu Changan hugged Zhu Juntang and followed Shangguan Dandan in. Shangguan Dandan opened the coffin and motioned Liu Changan to put Zhu Juntang in.

"Shoes, shoes are off!"

Liu Changan took off Zhu Juntang's white lace high-heeled shoes, but fortunately there was no foot odor, but these little feet were actually a little good-looking, not like sheep's hooves, which made Liu Changan a little dissatisfied.

"Take off your clothes and socks, too." Shangguan Dandan instructed Liu Changan again.

"You come." Liu Changan didn't really care about this, but he felt that Shangguan Dandan looked directly at him for some other meaning or reason.

"She's your woman!" Shangguan Dandan was slightly angry, this bad boy just likes to do bad things and not admit it.

"No!" Liu Changan shook his head calmly, ridiculous, he is a human now, how could he have a relationship with a fairy sheep.

"Then why does she have your breath on her body, and she still looks very strong." Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan suspiciously.

"How is that possible?" Liu Changan suddenly remembered the topic of childbirth that Su Nanxiu said, and was stunned for a moment.

"You and her... You really are with her..." Shangguan Dandan was a little excited, because Liu Changan's dazed expression was captured by her.

"No...it shouldn't be. If she were my and Su Nanxiu's child, then Su Nanxiu would not tempt me with having a child again that day." Liu Changan turned quickly in thought, looked down at the coffin where Zhu Juntang was lying, and suddenly Ran Yuxiong said, "I squeezed out a drop of blood that day. Although she was knocked out by me, the vitality contained in that drop of blood was too strong, and part of it penetrated into her body and lay dormant. Coming here, these vital blood energies were awakened by something.”

Liu Changan knocked on the coffin, this thing was doing something wrong, Shangguan Dandan also said that when she was in the coffin, she could feel the person who contained his breath, which was actually the ability of the coffin.

The vitality contained in Liu Changan's drop of blood is so strong, it is the essence of the life system since the birth of the earth, the essence of the essence, little by little absorbed by the mutant vampire Mrs. Karnstein It once caused the phenomenon of plants, trees, birds and beasts on the Elephant Trunk Nest Mountain. Although Zhu Juntang passed out in a coma at that time and reduced the impact, he still did not really avoid it.

"It turned out to be made by a small coffin." Shangguan Dandan touched his coffin.

"You knew it wasn't me who forced her down, right?" Liu Changan looked suspiciously at Shangguan Dandan, who was fumbling around on the coffin.

"How would I know? Of course I don't know." Shangguan Dandan didn't look at Liu Changan, and pushed him casually, "Chou Ke, I'm going to undress her."

Liu Chang'an had no proof, and was too lazy to argue with Shangguan, so he walked out, a little funny, he didn't make any progress in playing cards these days, and he always lost more than ten or twenty yuan every day, but he learned a few words from the old men and women As the county said, "chuke" means "go out".

But I have to say that Zhu Juntang is really a blessed person. She used to claim that everything that happened around her would go to her heart for granted. It is not unreasonable... If she changed the time, Liu Changan was not there, Shangguan Dandan was not there, She was induced symptoms by this bronze coffin, and I was afraid that she would be more fortunate.

Liu Changan walked out. He knew that the essence in his mouth could soothe Zhu Juntang's symptoms just now, but Shangguan Dandan was willing to let her go, and the most important thing was that he could ask Zhu Juntang "lie down" afterward. What is it like to be rescued in a coffin?"

Asking Shangguan Dandan is very laborious, but it is generally no problem to ask her own immortal sheep. Even if she refuses to say it, Liu Changan has [-] ways to make immortal sheep speak the truth. .

"Brother Chang'an, where have you been? I accidentally ate too much." Zhou Dongdong stood up staggeringly, then climbed onto Liu Changan's reclining chair to lean back, "Oh, my belly is round. what?"

"I see your belly button burst out." Liu Changan sat down and continued to eat.

"When can I wear Song Taozi's Ultraman clothes?" Zhou Dongdong began to worry about other things after eating.

"In a dream."

"I dreamed last night...I forgot."

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong talked for a while, and then heard Zhu Juntang's scream from the utility room. Liu Changan quickly swallowed the goose paw in his mouth and walked in to take a look.

When Zhou Dongdong heard the voice of the fairy sister, he quickly rolled down from the reclining chair and followed in staggeringly.

"Liu Changan...you...you really made me feel safe!" Zhu Juntang sat in the coffin with her arms folded on her chest, looking at Liu Changan who walked in with shame and indignation.

"I'm not here!" Liu Changan saw that Zhu Juntang was in an emergency just now, and he was so worried about the little fingernail. Now that she was recovering, she felt that it would be best for her to pass out of a coma.

Probably the one who fell asleep after eating the poisoned apple should be a fairy like Zhu Juntang.

"You fled the scene!" Zhu Juntang continued to accuse with tears in his eyes, "except you, no one will make my skirt and socks so tattered!"

Liu Changan pointed at Shangguan Dandan, and Shangguan Dandan quickly and calmly took the large scissors in his hand to his back.

"Aren't you going to help her undress? Why is it cut like this?" Liu Changan couldn't understand. Of course, he didn't do this. He could only tear it up with his hands. cut.

"I won't take off her clothes." Of course Shangguan Dandan had his own reasons.

"What about the stockings? You don't know any stockings?" Liu Changan believed in Shangguan Dandan's IQ.

"By the way... I'm just by the way." Shangguan Dandan took out the big scissors behind his back again, "I saved her life, do you still have to worry about skirts and socks with me?"

This is true, so Liu Changan nodded and said to Zhu Juntang: "You had a sudden illness just now, and Shangguan Dandan broke your skirt and socks in order to save you. Don't worry about it."

Zhu Juntang looked suspiciously at Liu Changan, but it wasn't really him who did it, and it wasn't fun at all... Anyway, as long as he didn't really force An himself to tear her skirt and socks, it would be fun.

Chapter 467 Man and Fire

Among the audience of horror movies, the proportion of women far exceeds that of men, and the more cute, petite, beautiful and supple, or more popular with men, the proportion of women who like to watch horror movies is higher than that of other types of women.

This is a psychological phenomenon. If you analyze it carefully, you can write a long article, especially if you can talk about modern feminism and the awakening of women's self-awareness, it will be more interesting.

Being raped is actually a scary type. For example, a horrible and perverted rapist, preferably a handsome perverted man who can show a wicked smile, is more popular with women.

In female-oriented novels, it is very common for the heroine to be raped by the male protagonist from the very beginning. In fact, it does not mean that girls who like to read this type of works really have the desire to be raped by strange men, just because in such a In the novel, a female reader takes on the role of the heroine, and she realizes that the male protagonist who strongly comforts her is actually her boyfriend. After accepting such a setting preconceivedly, she will unconsciously regard it as a kind of interest.

Zhu Juntang likes to provoke Liu Changan, but in fact, she has the same intentions. Feeling tension, excitement, and coercion under a safe premise will make her secretion system active, and produce many feelings of excitement and satisfaction.

Because Zhu Juntang knew that if he provoked Liu Changan frequently, he would not really force her to comfort her, nor would he kill her.

"I'm too lazy to care about it... how many times have I been raped by you? My little skirt and little socks are no longer pure girls. They have been trained by you and have no fairy spirit at all. They have become prostitutes." Woman." Zhu Juntang pressed his chest with one hand, stroked his skirt and socks with the other, and looked at Liu Changan with some resentment.

Shangguan Dandan cut Zhu Juntang's skirt like this all the way from the middle of his chest, and Zhu Juntang pulled his chest together, so he didn't have to worry about the spring.

"Sister Fairy, why are you lying in the box?" Zhou Dongdong asked concernedly, "Would you like to eat the big goose?"

"I was eating just now." Zhu Juntang quickly replied Zhou Dongdong.

"Oh." Zhou Dongdong touched his head.

"Let's go out." Liu Changan pulled Zhou Dongdong, and said to Shangguan Dandan, "Didn't you buy a lot of clothes last time? To see if there are any suitable for her, you should lose her skirt and socks."

Shangguan Dandan thought about it and reluctantly agreed.

After speaking, Liu Changan went out with Zhou Dongdong, and he ignored Zhu Juntang's nonsense.

Zhu Juntang originally wanted Zhong Qing to bring her clothes, but she didn't want her to be seen by Zhong Qing. She had just been released from the foot ban, but she didn't want to give Zhong Qing a chance to report.

Please bear with me first, this Shangguan Dandan looks clean and immortal, and Zhu Juntang doesn't hate her, not to mention that she can be Liu Changan's mother, which is a bit amazing.

"Actually, I know you. You have been here with that third wife." When Shangguan Dandan hid in the coffin and observed the world, of course he sensed Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang and the third wife appeared at the same time. It was when Liu Changan held a banquet, Zhu Juntang also gave a red envelope for the first time.

"She's not called the third wife, she's my mother." Zhu Juntang corrected.

Shangguan Dandan looked at Zhu Juntang, and didn't want to meddle in his own business, so he didn't say anything, he touched his precious coffin and motioned for Zhu Juntang to come out quickly.

"Didn't Liu Changan ask you to dress me?" Zhu Juntang climbed out of the coffin and jumped onto the bed to stand. The bed was rigid and had no elasticity at all... By the way, this was the bed where Liu Changan slept before, so Zhu Juntang stepped on both feet hard.

Because there were only two girls in the room, Zhu Juntang didn't cover his chest anymore, he simply took off the tattered skirt and kicked off the socks, revealing the girl's beautiful body in underwear.