I'm really immortal

After the first or second class, the third or fourth class is no longer in this classroom, so Zhu Juntang and Yan Qingcheng walked over together.

"Why didn't you sit with Liu Changan?" Yan Qingcheng asked casually.

"He bullied me." Zhu Juntang pouted.

Yan Qingcheng could feel that Zhu Juntang's tone was a bit coquettish, but it wasn't the kind of coquettish humming that a girl would look like when a boy and a girl were frolicing in a close relationship between men and women.

I can't tell, I can't understand, Yan Qingcheng is not an experienced girl in this field, anyway, she has never mentioned a boy in such a delicate way.

Yan Qingcheng didn't go home on National Day. After all, the fare is not cheap, and part-time jobs are easy to find on National Day, which is a good opportunity to make money. She just talked to her mother on the phone. She didn't say that Professor Liu Jianshe was dead, but since then. In the questioning of the mother, I could feel that the mother still has an old memory of this professor Liu Jianshe.

"Liu Changan likes to bully people." Yan Qingcheng agrees with this point. Sometimes he feels that he just likes to satisfy his bad tastes, and he doesn't care what impression he will make on others.

"Has he bullied you?" Zhu Juntang looked at Yan Qingcheng suspiciously.

"That...that's not...his reputation is here, who doesn't know that he likes to fight and cause trouble? If it wasn't for his cousin who was a counselor, I'm afraid he would have memorized the punishment several times." Yan Qingcheng quickly distinguished, The same is "bullying", but this word does not necessarily mean the same thing. Who knows what Zhu Juntang will understand by "bullying"?

"He also often bullies..." Zhu Juntang stopped in time, without saying that Liu Changan also often used Qin Yanan. He and Qin Yanan were both well-known daughters, but they were always used by this bad old man, and he never felt that he wanted to please him. Two very capable little sheep.

Although in front of Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang felt that Qin Yanan's status was still higher, but Qin Yanan consciously acted as a licking dog, that was just a fat sheep.

Who do you often bully?Yan Qingcheng linked the context. Could it be that Zhu Juntang was talking about Qin Yanan?The meaning of "bullying" should refer to the secret behaviors between men and women. For example, Liu Changan often brought Qin Yanan to the hotel to "bully" wantonly.

"By the way, the battle of the Hundred Regiments has begun. What club are you going to apply for?" Yan Qingcheng asked. The Federation of Associations sent a message to let the heads of each class count the students who are interested in joining the club after get off work, so that each Societies can recruit new members in a targeted manner.

A girl like Zhu Juntang is definitely very popular. In a place like the student club, there are people who have any ideas. They don't necessarily care whether Zhu Juntang's hobbies are compatible with this club.

"Apply? Someone else came to beg me." Zhu Juntang said dismissively.

As for the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, he has been expelled many times and asked to join. Until now, he can't figure out whether it is a formal ordinary gang member or an intern gang member. This is another matter. Zhu Juntang decided to ignore such a shame.

Yan Qingcheng is also a little used to Zhu Juntang's style. This girl's pride is often just because of her own confidence, not to show off, or to show it to Yan Qingcheng on purpose.

It's not so disgusting anymore.

"Then I won't report your name, lest others harass you." Yan Qingcheng recorded it.

Zhu Juntang nodded.

She found that she liked the appearance of Liu Changan when she went to school. When Liu Changan agreed, he often nodded his head blankly like this, which was a great feeling.

After class, Zhu Juntang and Yan Qingcheng sat together. At Zhu Juntang's request, the two and other female students sat in the front row.

The teacher in class was relatively young, so she couldn't help but glance at Zhu Juntang a few more times. Anyone would be impressed by such a beautiful and lovely girl.

But in my impression, she was sitting at the back with nothing to do and her eyes wandering. Could it be that she finally started to pay attention to this class?People couldn't help but coughed twice, and got more energy to teach the class.

Liu Changan's ears were cleansed, he sat in the back and studied hard, making progress every day.

At noon, the three of Qin Zhiqiang didn't eat any meals and went back to the dormitory to sleep. This kind of experience of staying up all night with classes the next morning was really ecstasy.

Liu Changan made an appointment with Bai Ani and wanted to return the camera to her. After all, the high-end party of the lo-girls is over, and the return pictures of the negotiation activity have not been sent to those girls. Bai Ani has been urged many times. .

"You are really procrastinating." Bai Hui said angrily. She had been playing with Miao Yingying these days during the National Day. After seeing Gao Dewei scolding Miao Yingying a lot, she couldn't help but wake up, since Liu Changan didn't either. I like myself, but I don't like Liu Changan either, so as an ordinary friend, you should be tough on him, and you can't always be afraid of him getting angry and watch his expression carefully.

Be tough, girls have to be tough, Bai Hui raised her chest and looked up at Liu Changan.

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan didn't pay attention to Bai An's toughness and looked at the circle of people behind her.

"hiring."

After the National Day, the universities in Lushan University City began to engage in clubs to recruit new ones. Because of the large number of clubs, they have engaged in the name of the Hundred Regiments Battle, which has been a tradition that has lasted for many years.

A famous home dance UP master like Bai An has already joined the home dance club and became the deputy head of the group. In fact, the head of the group is not as famous as her fans. The average person's video clicks are only a few thousand, and there can be tens of thousands. The number of playbacks is incredible, and it has millions of playbacks as casually as Bai Hui.

Bai Hui took some linked dances from Zhaixiang games, played some advertisements, appeared in some comic exhibitions, etc. The quotations also rose, and the income was good.

"Why haven't I seen you wearing these clothes they are wearing?" Liu Changan was tall, and he could see the performances of the otaku dance clubs from the outside.

Naxin, a home dance club, was very eye-catching and set up a big stage. There were three girls wearing white, black and red cheongsams dancing "Taoyuan Love Song".

These cheongsams they wear are called Canary, with high slits reaching to the waist, and the hem of the cheongsam is also a diagonal triangle, revealing the entire lower body, so they must be matched with safety pants... one bare leg, one black garter stockings, and one black stockings , causing the otaku in the crowd to spontaneously shout for support and beat the beat. Among the clubs in Naxin in the entire academy square, this is the place with the largest number of people.

"I wear...too many people make noise, it's not suitable for me." Bai Hui was a little shy. This kind of clothing is quite common in nerd dance videos. In reality, it takes courage to wear and perform in a non-nerd environment. At least There is no white fennel, especially the armpits and waist of the canary cheongsam are not very friendly to her. Girls of ordinary sizes will not lose their clothes, but she will not, and will show a big part of the waist, the movement The bigger it is, the more exposed it is.

"Understood, after all, these cheongsams expose the entire legs, and girls with long legs are suitable for wearing them." Liu Changan found out Bai Hui's embarrassment, and said comfortingly, "It's okay, you wear fifteen centimeter high heels, You can also pretend to be a beautiful girl with long legs."

"Liu Chang'an, I'm 1.6 meters three! 1.6 meters three! 1.6 meters three!" Bai Hui said through gritted teeth. Many famous house dancers are only 1.5 meters tall. They wear high heels and have a well-proportioned figure. Many people say "Leg play year"?The proportion of Baifen's body is that the upper body is short and the lower body is long, but the bare legs are six or seven centimeters longer than those of those 1.5 meters, and they still don't look long?

Do you have to be like An Nuan who has all legs below the neck to be considered a beautiful girl with long legs?

That's leg essence, not human.

"What are you emphasizing? I thought you were talking about 1.7 meters three." Liu Changan laughed, "Really, 1.6 meters three is still being said."

"come here."

Bai Hui was going to die of anger. She looked around and saw that many people were paying attention to herself and Liu Changan. She didn't want to have a scandal between her and Liu Changan, which would affect her popularity!

Bai Hui walked to the locker room at the back of the stage and glared at Liu Changan.

"You want to hit me?" Liu Changan thought about it, if she hits casually, he would just push her away at best. If he bites, he can't bear it, because he doesn't like other people's saliva on him.

"Sit down." Bai An pointed to a chair and said.

Liu Changan didn't know what she was going to do, but she was never in vain.

Bai Hui climbed to a bench and stood there, the bench was a little narrow, and Bai Hui was wearing high heels again, swaying and couldn't help but feel a little weak in his legs.

"Are you going to perform a balance beam?" Liu Changan doubted.

"To shut up!"

Bai An glared at him and lifted her skirt.

Even though she was wearing safety pants under her skirt, Bai An's cheeks were flushed, and her eyes were full of courage and longing for grievance.

"What?" Liu Changan was stunned.

"You can see clearly...my legs are not short at all! Do you see clearly?"

Bai Hui took the tape measure from the glove rack on the side and threw it out. He stepped on the ruler and pulled it down to his waist, holding the numbers on the tape measure with his fingers.

"Look clearly, how long is it? Are you short legs? Do you think everyone's legs should be 1.2 meters long!" Bai Hui's eyes widened, and she threatened fiercely, "If you say that I have short legs in the future, I will kill you." Tell An Nuan that you have measured my legs!"

The tape measure was slightly bent against her skin, and she was wearing high heels, so it was actually not accurate.

"Have you seen it clearly?" Bai Anis still looked at Liu Changan angrily, but her courage was gradually fading away. After all, many things were done in one go, and they were exhausted. She had been pulling her skirt for a long time.

"Anyway, in the future, if you ridicule me for being a dwarf and say I have short legs, wait for your vinegar jar to be full of vinegar and pour out the vinegar to drown you." Bai Anisian was a little upset, she actually had to use An Nuan to keep it alive. Liu Changan, this is not his victory at all.

"You grow, you grow, you grow, okay?" Liu Changan didn't expect Bai Hui to use such a ruthless move, so he had to ignore the facts and admit that her legs had grown.

Even though he didn't think it was his victory, Bai An couldn't help biting his lip, showing some smug expression.

"White fennel..."

Bai Hui was about to give a triumphant speech after the victory, when a girl from a club walked in, shouted, and stared at Bai Hui and Liu Changan in stunned eyes.

"I'm sorry...I didn't know you were dancing...dancing..." The girl stammered to shut up, and quickly backed out.

Bai An was also stunned. She would use the girls in the locker room to dance on the stage. Others wouldn't come in if they were okay. They were all busy. How could there be an emergency?

"Why did she say I'm dancing?" Bai Hui hurriedly put down her skirt and climbed down from the bench.

"The posture of you twisting your waist, swaying your hips and lifting the skirt, probably looks like a striptease." Liu Changan explained.

"You...you..." Bai Anni covered her face with a promotional poster.

"For this kind of thing, just explain it clearly. Go to her early and explain it clearly, so that she won't spread the word. Then after several versions of the rumor, it is very likely that you are stripping on me." Liu Changan Frowning, "My reputation was ruined by you."

"Your reputation..." How can it be that the reputation of a girl is ruined!It's too late for others to envy you!Bai Hui resisted the urge to get angry and hurriedly asked, "How do you say it? What should I say?"

"You just say that I always say that you have short legs, which makes you angry. You decide to measure it and let me see clearly. As a girl, she can definitely understand her anger and unwillingness to be wronged by a handsome male classmate. "

"You...you...so you...so you know it!" Bai Hui felt that his chest was about to explode. This Liu Changan was so abhorrent, he bit his lip: "But saying that, it still makes me look stupid."

"Didn't you do this stupid thing yourself? Also, when did you appear smarter?" Liu Changan thought about it, but couldn't remember it for a while.

Bai Hui smashed the tape measure in his hand at Liu Changan, and angrily went after him to explain, and he would settle accounts with him later.

Liu Changan picked up the tape measure, there seemed to be a lingering fragrance, pulled it, and measured himself. After doing this meaningless thing, he put the tape measure back in place and walked out of the makeshift locker room.

Chapter 445 Analects of Confucius and this chapter

The music on the stage has been changed to "The Pure Land of Bliss" by Shuiqiao Dance. The three girls in canary cheongsam did not change into the Japanese-style short bathing suits that are commonly used in this dance. No wonder no one used the dressing room just now.

There were even more people watching. Except for the "professionals" who played beats, most of them didn't know much about zaku dance, they were just watching something new.

There are quite a few girls who question the house dance club, most of them are girls who have been involved in Two-dimensional culture in high school. After all, the university has more interest atmosphere and free time, and many people want to try something new. Or something you're interested in.

Many new people tend to be very positive about socializing and fitting into certain circles.

Liu Changan saw Bai Hui was talking with the girl who had just barged in. Liu Changan opened the door and came out, and they noticed it, so Liu Changan nodded, smiled, turned and left.

"Look... Look at how calm and calm people are, this is a good laugh. To be honest, it's a little Su." The girl tutted with emotion, "You have a good eye."

"I told you what happened just now." Bai Hui tried to calm down, "Lu Lu, I really have nothing to do with him."

"Yeah, I see." The girl named Lu Lu nodded disapprovingly.

"Anyway, if there are rumors about me and him in the club or elsewhere, I'll ask you." Bai Hui threatened, "I'm the deputy head of the team now, and you will definitely not have good fruit to offend me."

Lu Lu burst out laughing, "I definitely won't pass it on, but next time you have to measure your hips, waists, busts, etc., someone else saw it, what rumors are there? , that's none of my business."

Lu Lu's eyes swept over Bai Hui's body. She had seen Bai Hui's figure in the locker room. It was truly amazing. Apart from her height, she was probably comparable to the two most charming teachers in the school's legend.

What's more, isn't the biggest charm of mature women is that they are more plump and plump?In the face of Bai Hui, there is no advantage at all, not to mention the fresh and delicious feeling of a young girl in Bai Hui, but there is nothing mature women can do.

"What, I was just dazed by his anger today, so I did such a stupid thing, and I won't do it in the future." Bai Hui nodded with confidence.

"When the snail fan says that your legs are short, will you take him to the dressing room to lift off his skirt so that he can see if his legs are short?" Lu Lu stopped smiling and looked at Bai Hui calmly. Fan is the circle name of a boy in the house dance club. Usually, he likes to rub the popularity of some girls with more fans. For example, he dances with them and publishes videos. He is very enthusiastic about Bai Hui, but Bai An is not willing to give it to him. She likes to record dance videos with other girls.

"I'm not familiar with him, how is that possible? That Liu Changan, we are high school classmates, we have been playing well, he always teases me, that's why I got angry and lost my mind today." Bai Hui said with a guilty conscience, presumably It is also impossible for Lu Lu to investigate whether she and Liu Changan had been playing well in high school.

"Okay, you're good-looking, everything you say is right." Lu Lu wasn't so stupid as to be disgusting, she had to let Bai Ani admit that she had an unusual relationship with Liu Changan.

Bai Anhui breathed a sigh of relief, and finally fooled it.

No, it should be said that the explanation is clear, how can it be fooled?Fooling people is a lie. If you have anything with Liu Changan, then you can fool Lu Lu. Now, he is just restoring the truth.

After feeling it for a while, I didn't seem to have any guilty conscience, so Bai Hui immediately told Lu Lu some bad things about Liu Changan, for example, he was actually a disgusting straight man with cancer, for example, he also said that she was sitting at the entrance of the library. The seat looked very coquettish, and after speaking, Bai An even more believed that it was impossible for him to like this nasty guy Liu Changan.

By the way, Liu Changan was in the middle of the crowd learning the beat of the cheering groups with light sticks and cloth strips on their heads.

This man is really boring, Bai Anai gave him a blank look.

There are basically girls in the house dance club, but there are quite a lot of performances. They always need some men to work, so they recruited some people. The members of this support group basically joined the club and gave them close to cute girls. Opportunity, they put in their physical strength, trade fair, and no one suffers... There are indeed cases in the support group who won the cute girls in the club.

When the club is new, the beautiful girl in the cute girl's clothes quietly mentions this, can it not make people look forward to it?It seems that if you join it, those cute girls jumping on the stage will become their girlfriends in the near future.

When the dance was over, Liu Changan's support experience was also over. He walked out of the crowd and was stopped by a girl wearing an improved short skirt. She showed a cute smile: "Classmate, I think you were very active in our support activities just now. Are you interested in joining our club? Our club is recruiting new members, join now, you can immediately join the club group and get the contact information of every cute girl."

"What's the use of contact information?"

"The girl will chat and interact with you."

"Is there a group photo of your club?" Liu Changan thought about it and said.

The girl smiled shyly, but she was straightforward, and she didn't pretend to love house dance and Two-dimensional culture, so she took out her mobile phone and took a group photo.

"I won't give you my contact information." Liu Changan glanced and walked away.

The girl was stunned, what did this person mean!And that defensive look!

Liu Changan continued to hang out in the academy square. When he was in Hunan University, he had never seen such a scene before. He couldn't help feeling that everyone's entertainment activities are so colorful now. A joke is fun.

But if you really think about it, in fact, many of the ancients were masters of playing jokes and memes. For example, "Shuo Rat" and "Falling Sandalwood" in "Book of Songs" are jokes processed by literati.

The period of contention among a hundred schools of thought is the time when the high-level and high-yield jokes broke out. It is not what people think today that a hundred schools of thought attack each other. It is not uncommon for people to attack the black area... Confucius is of course also a master among them. I reposted other people's jokes, and added my own comments, and it was compiled into a famous joke book. Now I have to memorize it in Chinese class, which is very annoying.

In this way, there is nothing new about Weibo, but the carrier and the way of communication have changed. It is all left by the ancients, but the current Weibo cannot give birth to "The Analects of Confucius".

Or after 2000, people in the future will find a bunch of hard disks in a certain time bin, decipher the data inside, and then compile a copy of "Ben Zhang Shuo" for research.

This is also very interesting, Liu Changan will give birth to some reverie about the future from time to time, anyway, slowly wait to see if it can be confirmed.

In fact, this chapter is not a new thing. In the Ming Dynasty, the master of this chapter was Jin Shengtan, and now you can buy "The Story of the West Chamber" and "Xu Hu Zhuan" that he wrote in this chapter.

Liu Changan stood in the academy square for a while, reminiscing about the past and thinking about the present, and bought a roasted corn and a bottle of orange juice to eat and drink as lunch.

It's crowded, full of hormone-fed youth, only young people have such a strong interest to actively participate in these things.

Liu Changan, of course, is also interested. After eating the roasted corn, he brought orange juice to the Naxin Point of the Chess Academy.

Compared with the new store of other clubs, the Chess Academy has a lot fewer people. Basically, it can be said that those who are interested in joining this club have a simpler purpose. The poster of the Chess Academy "Meeting Friends with Chess" can also better explain the original intention of everyone to join.