I'm really immortal

"I'll show you Sun Wukong's martial arts!"

After saying that, Zhou Dongdong turned around with a wooden stick.

"Oh, I hit my head!" Zhou Dongdong paused, looking at the golden hoop in disbelief that he would make such a mistake.

"Oops, I hit my head again!"

"Oops, I fell!"

Every time Zhou Dongdong had a problem, he would stop and report it. He played around with the golden cudgel for a while, staggered to the ground, lost the stick, got up, and kicked the stick again. Patting his butt, he came to Liu Changan's side to lean against.

"Stupid child." Liu Changan gently rubbed the place where she had been knocked twice on her head. He really had no idea how to improve her IQ. The seeds of this head are not smart, and they bumped every day. wrestling.

"You go and scold my mother..."

Since knowing that his stupidity is not his own reason, but his mother's reason, Zhou Dongdong no longer argues that he is a witty and brave child.

"Don't you want to grow up quickly to protect your mother? Why did you instruct others to scold your mother?" Liu Changan asked suspiciously.

"Because...because..." Zhou Dongdong thought for a while, "because Brother Chang'an is no one else, and when others scold his mother, he is bullying his mother."

"Why?" These words were thoughtful, and Liu Changan smiled. In the future, Zhou Shuling would use Zhou Dongdong's words to deal with her if she felt scolded and wronged.

"Why do you keep asking me questions, how do I know!"

"..."

"I'm going to play with the golden hoop for a while." Zhou Dongdong was a persevering child after all, and would not be easily knocked down by setbacks, so he picked up the wooden stick that she kicked far away just now.

"oops……"

"oops……"

"oops……"

Liu Changan shook his head and went with her.

After listening to Zhou Shuling's report on National Day goals and plans in the morning, Liu Changan walked over to Gao Dewei's house.

On the road at noon, I saw an aunt selling spicy food with a plastic bucket on her shoulders. Liu Changan bought braised eggs, chicken legs, and two strings of tofu for lunch. It felt a little sour... In fact, the same is true for many small restaurants, whose business is not very good. , to control the cost, the ingredients that are not sold in time will also be used, resulting in a vicious circle of poor taste and diners will not return, so even if Liu Changan did not participate more in the management of the restaurant, he told Zhou Shuling to pay attention to this... But Liu Changan was relieved of Zhou Shuling. Zhou Shuling didn't sell the breakfast in time. She kept it for herself and would not sell it to customers.

It was already afternoon when he came to Gao Dewei's house. Liu Changan met Gao Dewei, Miao Yingying and Bai Hui near the farmhouse.

"Changan! Why are you so slow!" Gao Dewei ran over, gave Liu Changan a bear hug, patted him on the back, and looked at Liu Changan with a beaming smile.

"You've lost a bit of weight... You've gotten stronger." Liu Changan looked at Gao Dewei and punched Gao Dewei. Of course, he didn't have much strength, but he just felt that Gao Dewei's body was much better than when he was in the third year of high school.

"It's just a little darker again." Gao Dewei smiled and pointed back at Miao Yingying, "Look at Miao Yingying, it's also a little darker."

Miao Yingying's face was really dark, but she still greeted Liu Changan with a smile, "Xueba, how are you... Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about the abbreviation of school bully."

Liu Changan glanced at Bai Hui who didn't meet his eyes. There was no doubt that some of Miao Yingying's negative information about Liu Changan came from Bai Hui.

"A school bully is a school bully, what school bully, how can Changan bully people?" Gao Dewei didn't believe it, and added: "I feel that it is easier to get black when going to the north. Miao Yingying and I are black, and Chang'an and Bai Hui are not black. "

"I'm not black!" Miao Yingying gritted her teeth to correct Gao Dewei's eyes, then took Bai An's arm and walked to Liu Chang'an with a show of envy, "Of course our Bai Hui is really white, she Zhang face, every day you need hundreds of maintenance and makeup, can you not be white?"

"Hundreds?" Goldway didn't believe it.

"A 75ml bottle of skin rejuvenating essence is 6000 yuan, a 60ml bottle of face cream is 2800 yuan, and a bottle of more than 4000 ml eye cream is more than [-] yuan, I will not say other masks, toners, essence water, muscle foundation, foundation cream, facial cleanser Do you think you can use these things for a long time? Hundreds of them a day are no exaggeration!" Miao Yingying looked at Gao Dewei with eyes you didn't understand, but she focused on telling Liu Changan. The... From Bai Hui's various narratives, Miao Yingying has figured out that there is no progress between Bai Hui and Liu Chang'an!Miao Yingying had no choice but to tell Liu Changan what a delicate girl Bai An was, and it was a blessing to be liked by such a girl.

"What's the use of this? I don't think there's any difference between her and high school." Gao Dewei and Liu Chang'an confirmed this by looking at each other, and they became more confident. "My father raised a kind of black pig and fed it with good feed every day , The cost is quite high, but after being slaughtered, a pig can earn at least 1 yuan. Look at your face, you spend hundreds of dollars a day, and you lose [-] yuan a month. It’s better to use it to raise pigs. "

"Can this maintenance cost be the same as raising pigs?" Bai Hui was almost stunned by Gao Dewei, "I see that not only your face has turned black, but your mouth has also turned black, can you say something human!"

"Gao Dewei, if you make Xiaobai angry again, I'll tell you all about your scandal at school." Miao Yingying was still firm in maintaining her best friend's position, and immediately threatened Gao Dewei.

Gao Dewei's face changed slightly, and he sighed. This woman was annoying, holding on to the handle and threatening herself endlessly.

"What's his scandal?" Bai Hui was a little curious.

"Miao Yingying, it's a matter of words, we'll make an agreement on the high-speed rail." Gao Dewei said quickly.

Miao Yingying snorted, of course she didn't say anything.

Liu Changan smiled and said to Gao Dewei, "Miao Yingying came back with you all the way, she came directly to your house?"

Miao Yingying couldn't help blushing, and Gao Dewei shook her head and said, "She went home yesterday and said she was looking for Bai An to come to play with her today. It's a pity that An Nuan went on a trip, otherwise it would be more lively."

"Of course it was lively, Shura Field." Miao Yingying giggled.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Bai Hui pushed Miao Yingying angrily and took a peek at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan was looking at the mountain forest at the end of the meandering waterway where we rowed the kayak together during the summer vacation. He seemed to sense Bai An's gaze. He turned his head to meet his eyes, and the corners of his mouth curled into a smile.

Bai An doesn't know what his smile means, but thinks that the last time has passed, right?He wouldn't have to settle accounts with her today... Liu Changan... maybe... should... maybe he wasn't so careful?I really don't have enough confidence in him.

"Let's go, let's sit and chat in the yard." Gao Dewei pointed to the yard of the farmhouse. It's been a long time since he hadn't seen him, and he also had a lot of information to exchange in school.

"When I came here, I saw that many fields were planted with grass, and there were cattle on several mountains. Is it your family's contract?" Liu Changan said, pointing to the mountains and fields on the other side.

"There used to be a few villages over there, but now no one farms at all, there are only some old people in the village, and the village feels like it's dead in name only... My dad has set up a new animal husbandry company, and the town takes the lead with a village called Baojun The company came to invest and set up a large cattle farm there, and those fields and mountains are planted with the imperial bamboo grass and ryegrass." Gao Dewei felt a little regretful, "I remember that there were terraced fields there when I was a child, and terraced fields in other places. It can still be turned into a landscape... My cousin and I spent the New Year in the ancestral hall over there watching all kinds of lions and dragon lanterns, but it was so lively, it's only been a decade or so..."

Liu Changan saw many vicissitudes, and the demise of one city and one country was just a snap of his fingers. He nodded. He heard the word "Treasure County", which belonged to Zhu Juntang's family. presence.

"Is Baojun from Zhu Juntang's family?" Bai Hui asked Liu Changan casually.

"Yes." Liu Changan nodded, not expecting Bai An to know.

Seeing Liu Changan's calm and natural tone, Bai Anisi breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that Liu Changan didn't bother with himself anymore about taking the photo of Zhu Juntang and pretending to be his girlfriend that day.

"Who is Zhu Juntang?" Gao Dewei asked.

"A fairy."

Miao Yingying had heard of Zhu Juntang from Bai Hui, so she nodded, she was indeed a fairy-like figure.

Gao Dewei looked up at the sky and didn't care too much. He was not interested in any new fairies he met.

The four of them just sat down in the yard, listening to the sound of a tractor, Gao Yuanshan drove the tractor over, and called Liu Changan and Gao Dewei to come and get something.

Gao Yuanshan brought a jar of rice wine, a large basket of washed fruit, and bags of jerky and some freshly squeezed juice. He felt that he was not serving three but thirty guests.

"You guys are here. Uncle was not at home in the morning. When I came back and heard that you were playing here, I brought you food. Have fun. I must stay tonight." Gao Yuanshan was still very warm and generous. Finally, she looked at Miao Yingying with a smile, "Yingying has become beautiful again."

"Thank you Uncle Gao, we're here to interrupt again." Miao Yingying was shy and glanced at Gao Dewei.

Gao Dewei wanted to remind Miao Yingying that this was just a polite remark. She should have recognized the reality. Liu Changan pressed her shoulder, picked up a fruit and stuffed it in her mouth, so she didn't say anything.

"Bai Hui is still very beautiful, these children are getting better as they grow up." Gao Yuanshan praised Bai Hui again. He was setting an example for Gao Dewei, and girls just need to praise him.

"Thank you, Uncle Gao, go ahead, don't say hello to us, we're welcome." Bai Hui said quickly, seeing that there were still a lot of supplies on Gao Yuanshan's tractor.

"Okay, Chang'an, you can eat and have fun too." Gao Yuanshan said a few more words to Liu Chang'an, and then drove the tractor away.

"Your father seems to like Miao Yingying very much." As a best friend, she usually plays side drums and assists at critical moments. Of course, Bai An will not miss such an opportunity. At least she should give Gao Dewei some psychological hints. Miao Yingying is a girl Boy, it's so cute!

"That's right, Miao Yingying looks a bit like my dad's first love." Gao Dewei nodded knowingly.

Liu Changan couldn't help laughing, took a fruit and ate it.

Miao Yingying gave Liu Changan a stern look, and then glared at Gao Dewei, "What nonsense are you talking about, how embarrassing you are!"

"What's so embarrassing about this?" Gao Dewei disapproved and said to Bai Hui: "By the way, Bai Hui, I'll take you to see the pig farm of my black pig later, you can pay attention to the combination of the feed. Well, my dad was just going to…”

Bai Hui took an unpeeled orange and stuffed it into Gao Dewei's mouth. Miao Yingying hurried over to help. Gao Dewei sat on the back chair and fell to the ground with a single recline. Miao Yingying and Bai Hui succeeded. He shoved the whole orange into his mouth and gagged it.

"Woo...woo...woo..." Gao Dewei had an orange in his mouth, of course it was impossible to swallow it, and he couldn't buckle it, so he hurriedly asked Liu Changan for help.

Just like many people try to put a light bulb in their mouth, it is not difficult to put it in, but to pull it out... Those who are interested can try it.

"Let you talk nonsense..." Miao Yingying and Bai Hui laughed until their stomachs hurt, and wanted to stop Liu Changan from helping Gao Dewei.

Of course Liu Changan wouldn't let them bully Gao Dewei, so he picked up two slightly smaller oranges and pressed them into the mouths of the two girls who were laughing.

Gao Dewei was stunned for a moment, but he couldn't be happy immediately, but he couldn't laugh with an orange in his mouth, and pointed at Miao Yingying and Bai Hui and patted their thighs in succession.

Miao Yingying and Bai Hui didn't have the heart to laugh at Gao Dewei at this time. How embarrassing for a girl to look like this?He hurried over and whimpered and pulled Liu Changan to help him take it out.

"One by one." Liu Changan took out his mobile phone and prepared to take pictures.

Miao Yingying and Bai Hui hurriedly put their hands in front of their mouths, how could they leave such a black photo in Liu Changan's hands?

"If you don't take pictures for me, I won't take them for you." Liu Changan threatened.

Miao Yingying and Bai Hui glanced at each other, and found that each other's eyes were full of desire for complacency, so they no longer had the momentum to fight against Liu Changan with the enemy, and they let Liu Changan take pictures of them with his mobile phone.

Liu Changan took the oranges from their mouths in turn. In the room upstairs in the yard next to the farmhouse, a beautiful girl also held an orange in her hand. She was looking coldly at the people playing downstairs. She was standing behind her. It is the descendant of Li Daoren Li Hongfang.

Chapter 417 Little Hu Meizi's routines from ancient times to the present

The oranges were stuffed all over their mouths, and there was no place to buckle them with their fingers. Even if the orange peels were pressed in, they would not be able to dig out. Miao Yingying and Bai Hui were not witty. Looking at him eagerly, the feeling of being stuffed in his mouth is really not very good, especially when he still can't spit out.

Just as Liu Changan was about to help Gao Dewei dig oranges, Gao Dewei pointed to Miao Yingying and Bai Hui, and motioned Liu Changan to help the girls first.

Liu Changan looked at Miao Yingying and Bai Hui, picked up the knife, and pinched Bai Hui's cheek with his fingers. After all, Bai Hui looked more pleasing to the eye than black-faced Miao Yingying.

Bai Hui looked at the sharp knife, a little nervous and scared, but there was nothing he could do. He couldn't make any sound when he hummed. He just felt that Liu Changan was too strong, and his eyes were so full that tears almost shed, he raised his hands tightly. He grabbed Liu Changan's arm tightly.

Liu Changan got rid of her grip, pinched the orange on the back of her cheek, inserted the knife into the orange and turned it, digging out a small hole, Liu Changan inserted his fingers into the hole, and the moist oranges wrapped his fingers one by one. , smooth and juicy, exuding a sweet aroma, fingers digging in it, squeezing out more juice, and sliding down the rosy mouth of white fennel.

"This orange is wasted." Liu Changan said regretfully, the orange juice released juice and became soft and collapsed. Liu Changan's finger hooked again and finally dug out the orange from the white fennel.

Bai Hui coughed a few times, patted his cheek to restore the natural feeling of his mouth closing, took a few sips of water to rinse his mouth, and angrily watched Liu Changan continue to help Miao Yingying and Gao Dewei draw the gourd and dig out the oranges.

Bai Hui still felt a little ashamed. After all, he always felt that Liu Changan put his finger in her mouth and was digging and digging, just like some erotic clips. Ying and Gao Dewei didn't seem to have such thoughts, so they had to adjust their emotions according to their chests. No one shared her hatred with this shameful thought.

"Let you make trouble again!" When Goldway was able to speak, he joked about the two girls, "All of them have bulging cheeks, like a pig's kidney has been hit with water."

"You can say that they drum like puffer fish, and they will think they are cute." Liu Changan suggested.

"The key point is that they can't be called cute." Gao Dewei disagreed and explained: "Look, if An Nuan is like this, you can say that you are like a puffer fish. Because An Nuan is very smart, it can naturally be described as cute. They Which animal is more stupid and more reminiscent of?"

"pig?"

"That's right, so it's like a pig's kidney to describe it."

"So it is." Liu Changan felt that it was very reasonable and was taught.

Gao Dewei patted Liu Changan on the shoulder, the two looked at each other, and suddenly burst into laughter.

"Gao Dewei, I have to beat you into a pig's head!" Miao Yingying was just moved by the tenderness of Gao Dewei asking Liu Changan to dig out an orange for the girl, and now the chairs are raised in anger!

"Forget it, don't bother with this kind of star-destroyer shell alloy straight man, just practice the kung fu of nourishing and nourishing qi." Bai Hui pulled the irritable Miao Yingying, pressed her chest, and tried her best to calmly sing in front of her. of two straight men.

Gao Dewei and Liu Changan, if they weren't extremely good in other aspects, they would really be invincible, Bai Hui thought through gritted teeth.

Miao Yingying sat down angrily, took a sip of juice and put it in her mouth, her cheeks bulging, and then she laughed again, squirting the juice on the ground, and quickly wiped her mouth with a tissue.

"Let's go to the kayak competition again," Bai An suggested, thinking that it was these four people when they came here, it's quite memorable.

"Just go boating. You don't let me team up with Chang'an, partnering with you, it's an insult to the competitive nature of sports." Gao Dewei stood up and pointed to the waterway ahead, "We can slide over there, we can reach the lake In the morning, the lake is full of water, and tourists who live in farmhouses like to watch the fishermen cast their nets in the morning. For 100 yuan, the fishermen cast their nets six times, Dongjiang, Dongting Lake, there are such businesses in many places.”

"It's just for fun, who wants to play sports with you?" Bai Ani pulled Liu Changan, indicating that he understood her intention to create opportunities for the other pair to be alone, "Gao Dewei, you and Miao Yingying are in the group, who will you see? Row to the lake first."

"Gao Dewei, if you teach me again, I'll forget it!" Miao Yingying followed behind Gao Dewei, her tone was a bit delicate. When a girl asks a boy for advice, of course, she can't be bossy, it's more cute.

"Can this be forgotten? We'll definitely lose later."

"No one cares about winning or losing except you." Miao Yingying was speechless.

"What's the point of that!"

"Can you use your learning brain a little elsewhere?"

"Where else?"

"For example...how to make girls happy..."

"Hahaha..." This suggestion is too funny.

"You laugh at the balls!" Miao Yingying felt that she had lost her mind and went crazy. She didn't know why she had to carve patterns on the rotten wood of Gao Dewei, so she couldn't help beating Gao Dewei.

Goldway wouldn't give her a backhand throw, shrugged his shoulders, and walked towards the boat with a look of not caring about stupid people.

Bai Hui looked at the backs of Miao Yingying and Gao Dewei and smiled, she was a little envious of the feeling between Gao Dewei and Miao Yingying. Although Gao Dewei was a straight man of steel, Gao Dewei did this to everyone, and Liu Changan was different... …

"Let's go, don't worry about it. Gao Dewei is not thinking about falling in love right now. When he wants to fall in love, he will naturally be enlightened." Liu Changan said to Bai An.

Bai Hui nodded and boarded the boat with Liu Changan, but there was no life jacket on the boat, Bai An couldn't help but be a little nervous, "If I fall into the lake, will you save me?"

"nonsense."

Although her tone was a bit fierce, Bai Ani pouted and was actually a little happy... It still feels better to hang out with old classmates. Don't worry about others seeing you and Liu Changan playing together and wondering if she likes Liu Changan or something. .

"Bai Hui, if you don't know how to row, just learn from Chang'an. Don't beat people if you can't learn, like last time."