I'm really immortal

"None of your business." Liu Changan replied.

"You actually speak rude words!" Zhu Juntang exclaimed, "You speak rude words with your granddaughter! Rude grandfather!"

"Stop embarrassing your mother!"

"Dirty!" Although Liu Changan was the first to scold Zhu Juntang like this, Zhu Juntang still knew what it meant. She had also learned it at home, but because she was a fairy, Zhu Juntang would not say it.

"While playing, I want to eat." It's a bit annoying to be harassed for such a serious matter of eating.

"You didn't catch the mouse, did you?" Zhu Juntang was a little proud, he actually wanted to scare her like this.

"I caught a snake." Liu Changan pointed to his bag.

Zhu Juntang stood up in horror, ran away from Liu Changan quickly, and didn't dare to confirm whether there were any snakes in Liu Changan's bag. You must know that the Queen Mother sent the seven fairies to catch Bai Suzhen, but they were flooded by Bai Suzhen. A little fairy without mana, ordinary snakes should stay away.

Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang's escaped back and smiled. Compared to when he first met, Zhu Juntang was more witty and braver than he seemed, but that's how people are... It was an impression when we first met, and we got along. I am often amazed, is this the one I knew in the first place?

He also knew very well that he could deal with fairies, but in front of others, little fairies were definitely unattainable types.

After lunch, the activity is to continue to visit the laboratory of the Agriculture and Forestry Base. Compared with the laboratory on the campus, the equipment here is obviously much worse. After all, it is only a verification and testing base.

The day's activities came to an end soon, the sun was shining in the sky, the birds were chirping, and people were pooping casually. Everyone excitedly talked about today's activities, expressed their knowledge and made up their minds, in the future socialist construction. Some students said that they wanted to be an agricultural researcher, singing their youth in the fields, and some students said that they wanted to engage in the research of agricultural mechanization equipment, improve production efficiency, and reduce the burden of farmers’ uncles. , the students were very happy, and today's activity was a complete success.

The bus had already stopped at the place to get off. The teacher who led the team was about to instruct the monitor of each class to count the number of people to board the bus, but saw seven or eight local men who looked like idlers gathered together, looking at the students passing by with a bad expression. Next to one of the sturdy bald men stood a young woman holding a child.

"Who is it, which one is it?" the bald man shouted angrily at the young woman beside him.

"I haven't seen it..." The young woman's gaze missed Liu Changan. She had just casually said that the current college students were very eloquent, but even the younger sister-in-law who was older than them was flirting casually. She also remembered the name. The classmate who heard the "prolactinist" called him Liu Changan.

I don't know if my husband has been drinking a little bit of wine, and I don't know if he is very angry or what. He has to block people here.

There are so many people on the other side, not to mention college students, if it really starts to make trouble, it is definitely the husband who suffers.

"Liu Changan, which one is Liu Changan!" The bald man glared at the people around him and shouted.

Although there are many people who know Liu Changan, they are not stupid. At this time, some of the classmates could not help but turn their heads to look, but immediately looked away.

Some people see Liu Changan unhappy, but they want to testify against Liu Changan, but Liu Changan is the leader of the student union after beating up his classmates.

"I am!" Liu Changan raised his hand when he heard someone call him.

"You're crazy!" Yan Qingcheng was startled, and hurriedly wanted to pull Liu Changan's hand down. No matter whether she had any other relationship with Liu Changan, she was the monitor.

"Wait..." The teacher who led the team stood behind Liu Changan, stretched out his hand to stop Liu Changan, and put his hand in front of him, "What's the situation?"

"You baby boy is Liu Changan! College students are amazing, tease me, what do you think?" The bald man came over, and the idle man behind him followed, and said to the surrounding classmates, "Everyone is civilized. Man, I'm only looking for him - Liu Changan, molesting my roommate! It's none of your business, you should get in the car, and you should leave!"

"I didn't tease her." Liu Changan shook his head.

"You didn't molest her? You saw my hall guest at the baby, and you told her that you were a prolactinist? What did you urge? What did you urge?" The bald man looked at Liu Changan angrily.

Yan Qingcheng opened her mouth slightly, and was embarrassed to hold Liu Changan. This guy is really... hopeless. It's no problem to be a playboy in school, and the wife of this society dares to molest him.

"Liu Changan...you...is that so?" The teacher who led the team looked at Liu Changan in a stunned manner. He had also heard of this student.

"Yes." Liu Changan nodded.

"You have nothing to say? I think that's it. Since you are a prolactinist, you can express some milk for yourself, and that's all." The bald man looked at Liu Changan with a blank expression, "Otherwise I will find you. Go to school and see what you do!"

"Your wife's eyes are bloodshot, her eyes are dull, her earlobes are red and swollen, her neck is thicker than normal, the blood vessels under the skin on her chest are blue with purple, purple with black, and the whole breast shape is abnormal, which is obviously an inflammation of the mammary glands. If I guessed correctly, she must sometimes have blood in her milk, and sometimes the pain is unbearable, and most of them wake up in the middle of the night with unbearable pain, no matter whether you use a milking machine or move your mouth, it is difficult to unblock." Liu Changan looked at the young woman standing outside, and explained.

"How do you know..." The bald man was stunned for a moment, his cheeks red, after all, this was not something to be talked about in public.

"The key is that it is normal to have lumps in it at this time, but I saw that there were vague red and swollen lumps on the upper edge, and the situation was very serious. I'd better take her to the hospital for a checkup as soon as possible... Your husband is usually too incompetent. , Do you know that if a woman has a breast cancer at this time, she wants to cut it off, it will be similar to the pain of being kicked in your crotch all the time?" Liu Changan waved his hand and frowned, "What are you still doing here? Don't take your hall guest to the hospital? Baoli Baoqi."

"Okay..." The bald-headed man was frightened by Liu Changan's momentum and turned around in a hurry, and said anxiously to the young woman, "Is he right? Isn't he right?"

"It hurts to death... Your mother always says it's alright, just bear with it, she won't let me go to the hospital, she said that if I take anti-inflammatory injections, I won't be able to nurse the child, it's not good for the child..." The young woman expressed her grievance with tears in her eyes.

"You're going to die! Listen to her, what does she know as an illiterate!"

The bald man hurriedly greeted his companions to leave, and surrounded the young woman into a van next to him.

Liu Changan waved goodbye.

The surrounding teachers and classmates looked at each other and stared blankly at Liu Changan. They thought that even if they didn't fight, Liu Changan wouldn't be able to eat and walk away. How did they know it would end like this.

Zhu Juntang admired it very much. As expected of his grandfather, he didn't even use the two elites in the baker's team that she greeted... In fact, no matter what, he would definitely not use it, and Zhu Juntang knew it.

Yan Qingcheng let out a long sigh. She couldn't tell whether Liu Changan really saw that the young woman had a physical problem, or whether he just fooled people away, but this person inherited Professor Liu's ability in addition to his learning ability. , presumably his behavior and conduct are still much worse than his father's... It's hard to imagine that Professor Liu, who was like a campus idol, would even tease the daughter-in-law of the idle Han family.

"Liu Changan... I'll tell your counselors about you." The leading teacher's thoughts are similar to those of Yan Qingcheng. What kind of prolactin teacher can he be as a freshman?However, these words sounded reasonable and convincing. In short, it was better not to make things too big, otherwise he would be in trouble as a team leader.

Wei Xuanyi, Sun Shutong, Qin Zhiqiang and others knew that, telling the counselor was equivalent to not taking any action, how could that Fudi Demon deal with Liu Changan.

As a girl, Yan Qingcheng thinks a little differently... Liu Changan has this idea, and surely Teacher Qin will benefit a lot in the future. It is said that the bigger the breast, the greater the possibility of such a situation during breastfeeding. Yan Qing Cheng couldn't help but imagine the situation of Teacher Qin in the future. Liu Changan must have done it himself, and he would not be like this bald idler. It is really shameful.

Liu Changan saw that this group of people was still sparse, and he didn't seem to recover from the state of watching the excitement. He got into the car first. Today, he was a little disappointed. He neither caught the voles nor caught them Snake, it's fortunate that she didn't boast about Haikou to Zhou Dongdong beforehand, otherwise she would definitely not even go to the rice noodle shop after school, sitting under the plane tree waiting to eat delicious food, then she has to face that she didn't eat well. Eating dazedly, I feel that the child has lost all the happy eyes, which is really a headache.

Yan Qingcheng watched Zhu Juntang go to take her own car, only to think that Zhu Juntang had always looked calm just now. Zhu Juntang seemed to have guessed the ending. It seemed that she knew Liu Changan far more than the average person.

Yan Qingcheng was the last to get into the car. She thought that there must be no one around Liu Changan, but she saw a girl who was a little daring and played. She sat next to Liu Changan's seat nervously and expectantly. Liu Changan was still holding a book and leaning against the window. , immersed in his own world, and regained the indifferent and lofty appearance of the cloud in the blue sky and the water in the bottle, as if the guy who was messing with the idle young women before getting in the car was not him at all.

Why are there so many people who have become difficult to understand?

Chapter 396 Facelift and Beauty

Liu Changan returned to school and went to the dormitory to change a book to read.

Even for Liu Changan, the book is endless, not to mention some traditional poems and songs, strange and interesting essay notes, or the essence of works born in other civilizations, there is a meaning to re-read every once in a while. .

Modern and modern natural sciences, serious works on humanities and society are also loved by Liu Changan. The more books he reads, the more interesting he will feel like an ordinary human being.

Qin Yanan called and asked him if he had time to come to the counselor's office. Liu Changan had nothing to do, so he said he would go later.

Passing by the pool next to the teaching building, Liu Changan saw a water pheasant standing on the water. He wanted to step on something under the water with his feet. Liu Changan was about to startle it, so he threw a small stone over, and the water pheasant was really startled. He quickly hid under the water, revealing only the short tip of his beak on the water, reminiscent of the meticulous work of hiding his figure.

When I came to the counselor's office, in addition to Yu Gen, there were two other counselors. Seeing someone came in, they all looked at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan suspected that as long as Qin Yanan was in the office, these male colleagues would be willing to stay here if there was nothing urgent. It was also a very comfortable and eye-catching activity to pass the time.

Qin Yanan didn't seem to be doing anything. He seemed to have made a special trip to wait for Liu Changan. The handbag was on the desk, the computer was turned off, and he was drinking with a carton of milk in his hand.

"Liu Chang'an, your performance outside the Agriculture and Forestry Base today...do you have anything to say?" Qin Yanan turned his back to the three male colleagues, his tone was serious, but the expression on his face was different with a charming smile. The teacher who led the team and Yan Qingcheng talked about what happened, and now seeing Liu Changan posing as a "prolactinist", it is inevitable that he wants to laugh.

"It can be considered helpful, and it has no value in learning. After all, this requires a professional vision and is not suitable for other students to imitate." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

Yu Gen turned his head and couldn't help but glance at Qin Yanan. From the standpoint of a woman, Qin Yanan should be more intolerable, right?This Liu Changan thought he was called to praise him, didn't he?

The other two counselors, who were not their own students after all, looked at Liu Changan again. No one would like to meet such a student. Today's matter was resolved by his crooked beating. If there was a conflict, it would lead to a mass incident. The impact is too bad.

"Then I won't praise you." Qin Yanan put down the milk in her hand.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded.

Yu Gen and the other two counselors held their glasses almost at the same time. What is the situation?Is there a problem with my ears, or is the times changing, and I can't keep up with the needs of students' work?

Especially Yu Gen, I usually see some parents who dote on their children too much, but at least in front of the teachers and the school, these parents tend to be strict... This is the first time I've seen them ignore them at all. Disregarding favoritism, it seems that he doesn't even want a job position.

"Help the teacher move these things." Qin Yanan took the opportunity to command Liu Changan. In fact, this was also a kind of psychological enjoyment.

Liu Changan took a bag of rice, a pot of tea oil, and a box of moon cakes in his hands, and followed behind Qin Yanan, who was swaying.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, Liu Changan glanced at Qin Yanan's plump buttocks, the moon in the sky and the moon in the world, each with its own charm.

Just a casual glance, an objective description, Liu Changan immediately looked away, and silently read a few poems of Yongyue.

"Why don't you talk?" Qin Yanan looked back at Liu Changan and found that he seemed to be wandering in the sky.

"When I just came here, I met a bird on the road." Liu Changan didn't say that he was reminiscing about Yongyue's poems.

"Lovebirds?"

"Your words are a bit too old-fashioned, and it doesn't look like a post-94s generation who has experienced a non-mainstream era." Liu Changan knew that Qin Yanan was talking about Lin Yilun's album title song "Love Birds" in [-], which was very suitable for use in that era. to assist in the pursuit of girls.

In that era, many singers who can only remember one masterpiece were born, but in the era of lack of entertainment, one song was often enough to become famous.

"What kind of bird is that?"

"Water Pheasant."

"How did a leech become a bird?"

"Lu pheasant's pheasant."

"Oh...why do you say bird all of a sudden?"

Liu Changan sighed, "I saw those counselors sneaking at you in the office just now, and I thought of water pheasants."

"How can there be?" Qin Yanan shyly denied it, although she knew that it was normal for her to look at her from time to time, but how bad would it be to look like I knew I knew it well and I was accustomed to it?An Nuan's pretentious shyness, who wouldn't?

"The male water pheasant is generally smaller than the female bird, but it has to take full responsibility for building the nest, incubating the eggs and raising the chicks. There are only certain species of water pheasants, and occasionally the female bird will step in to help with a little work... some The water pheasant is still a single female and many males. You can imagine a thin male water pheasant, working hard to build a nest to hatch and take care of its children. One day, the female water pheasant came back and brought back two other male water pheasants. Heart." Liu Changan sighed.

"What does this have to do with me!" Qin Yanan said, biting her lip and looking at Liu Changan, he must make it clear, she is not a multi-male, she is obviously his full-time nanny now.

"What I mean is that human beings think that they are separated from most animals and plants. In fact, various phenomena in human society are actually no different from many creatures with a large brain capacity. So I am thinking, the so-called wisdom of human beings. , isn't it as tall as humans think? It's just a derivative-induced response dominated by the reproductive instinct, and the Freudian school likes to associate any analysis of human behavior with sex..."

"When you're with other girls, do you act like a straight steel man?" Qin Yanan interrupted Liu Changan's nonsense and looked at him with some resentment. When he and An Nuan were together , will you talk about the relationship between water pheasants and Freud?

"Why do you say I'm a straight man of steel? If you don't like it, if you're not interested, you say that he is a straight man of steel. The self-centered demands of girls are not acceptable." Liu Changan shook his head.

"My current work and life are obviously centered on you, right?" Qin Yanan couldn't help but retorted, she could still do it by protesting to Liu Changan face to face, but she didn't just turn her back and whisper in grievances little daughter-in-law.

"Then who is the porter for whom now?" Liu Changan raised the rice tea oil mooncake in his hand.

"Then you can take me home." In this case, Qin Yanan would not bother with him, comparing her to a water pheasant as a shameful metaphor.

When he arrived at the place where Qin Yanan parked, Liu Changan threw his things into the trunk and sat in the passenger seat.

"I remember you told me before that you can look for anything to prolong life, facelift and beauty." Qin Yanan started the car, distracting Liu Changan with a strong push on his back, as if he was just inadvertently recalling it.

"The point is beauty?" Liu Changan was not distracted, he had already anticipated it, and naturally grasped the point.

Qin Yanan didn't speak, but he was actually discovered by him. As expected, it was too abrupt for him to change the topic, and he didn't embed the word "beauty" into a more natural topic.

"I guess it was An Nuan who took a picture of her toenails to show off, and Bai Hui saw it. Bai Hui sent it to Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang sent it to you... You little girls..." The last time Qin Yanan's key incident was Qin Yanan told Zhu Juntang, and Zhu Juntang told Bai Hui, this time it was the other way around... Anyway, after thinking about it, the point is that Zhu Juntang is a troublemaker. If she wasn't keen on spreading the word on both sides, how could there be so many things?

Feeling a strong desire in my heart, does Zhu Juntang's skirt want to die?

Chapter 397 Sect Master

The book "A Thousand Reasons for Being Late in High School" has not been written by Liu Changan, but "A Thousand Ways to Die in a Fairy's Skirt" Liu Changan is already a little interested and wants to practice it before writing it.

After all, if you don’t count make-up classes for three years in high school, the total class time is less than [-] days. If there are [-] reasons, basically you have to be late every morning, plus some other time periods to be late for class. If the reasons are different, even Liu Changan would be a bit difficult to achieve this level.

However, Zhu Juntang definitely has more than [-] little skirts. Slowly concocting the method of death seems to be a bit of a challenge and a very interesting thing.

Of course, the necessary combination is Zhu Juntang's heart-wrenching screams and the expression of tears and snot flowing together, which makes people pleasing and fun, and has the motivation to continue.

Maybe it can change Zhu Juntang's perception that wearing a beautiful skirt is a fairy, and it is also unknown that her thoughts can return to reality positively and correctly. I think that one day she will wake up and realize that the days when she was obsessed with small skirts and she was a fairy was very stupid. Liu Changan will also be grateful for what he does.

Such thoughts passed, Liu Changan smiled at Qin Yanan.

"I guess...probably...maybe...that's probably the case." Qin Yanan was a little embarrassed. Could this person be more subtle, or pretend to be confused?But he must not have guessed that she didn't have a strong desire at first, it was all the encouragement of Zhu Juntang... She didn't plan to betray Zhu Juntang.

"Guy Debord said in his masterpiece "Scenic Society": In a society where modern production is ubiquitous, life itself appears as a huge accumulation of landscapes, and all direct existence is transformed into an appearance." After a brief thought, Liu Changan Find an answer.

"What do you want to say?" Qin Yanan said without embarrassment that he didn't understand what he was trying to say.

"It means that all women's beautification events can be regarded as a production process in the fabrication of virtual illusions or the creation of a superficially perfect social system."

"Be more straightforward."

"shallow."

Qin Yanan admired it very much, "The meaning that can be conveyed by the simplest everyday phrase, you refer to a French director."

"If at any moment, only simple everyday phrases are enough, what is the meaning of human language progress? What is the meaning of human literary creation? If I don't say that, how can I appear to be knowledgeable? You want You know, the creators and critics of a lot of literature like to talk about its great impact and significance... In fact, most of the time, I mean most of the time, these works are just there to enhance the charm of your language "Liu Changan gave an example, "For example, with the same body and figure, a girl who can memorize "Gu Wen Guan Zhi" like a fluent, one will only tell you the story of "Domineering President, Black Belly, Sweet Wife, Cute Baby". girl."

The example given by Liu Changan gives the impression that his point of view is true, but Qin Yanan knows that he is just talking casually.

For example, although Qin Yanan can't recite "Gu Wen Guan Zhi" by heart, some classics are still very impressive, but she believes that An Nuan will definitely read books such as "Domineering President, Black Wife, Cute Baby", even if An Nuan will not only read this kind of book.

"With the same beauty and figure, a girl who can memorize "Guwen Guanzhi" likewise, I think with her IQ and depth, she doesn't need to recite such classics to enhance her charm, she may be better at other talents , so it is her hobby to be able to memorize "Gu Wen Guan Zhi" in a fluent manner, not to enhance the beauty of her own language." Qin Yanan still wanted to oppose Liu Chang'an.

"I say it most of the time. I use this word to prevent a gangster like you from arguing with me, but a gangster is a gangster, and she turns a blind eye to my premise." Liu Changan shook his head regretfully. He smiled again, "But how can there be such a good-looking gangster? If she looks good, she feels a little cute."

Although his eyes were like teasing a child, Qin Yanan was still a little reserved and proud, and his expression became a little shy. He looked at the road ahead earnestly, and tried his best to show a look that is accustomed to such praise. After all, if the eyes are a kind of If she praised her, almost every man she met would praise her hair and toenails.

Thinking of toenails, Qin Yanan understood that Liu Changan was just trying to change the subject by talking nonsense, not letting her directly ask him to put him on her toenails.

I won't mention it if I don't mention it, but Qin Yanan still gave him a reluctant, slightly aggrieved expression.

When the car reached the top of the mountain, Liu Changan still carried the grain, oil and moon cakes upstairs. "With your current physique, you should be as strong as an ox. Carrying [-] catties upstairs is no problem at all."