I'm really immortal

"Liu Chang'an, where do you use your erudition?" An Nuan patted her forehead, An Nuan felt a little nasty excitement, because Liu Changan's words are very vivid, she still has some understanding of these aspects Yes, although usually it must be a pure girl like a delicate flower that does not touch the morning dew.

"Actually, many people know the character 繾. The original meaning of this word is to hold things with both hands, and now it is commonly used as an arch. Many people regard it as the beginning of the word 艹, but it is not." Liu Changan thought about it and decided to tell An Nuan a story. , "When it comes to the word "Fuck", it reminds me of Cao Tou Niang, who is an acquaintance of mine."

"Caotou Niang? Your acquaintance?" An Nuan could not have imagined that there are still people with such nicknames or names. It must not be a name!

"There is a book called "Three Winds and Shi Yanji", which records a lot of interesting things. Among them, the color waste volume records the life and deeds of Cao Tou Niang. Know how many dignitaries have been attracted."

"Three winds and ten evolutions, I know that the ten crimes that arise from the three evil atmospheres were formulated by Yi Yin. Your friend named Caotouniang belongs to the Shang Dynasty?" An Nuan said angrily. There is actually a friend who is like a fairy with a reversed color. Even if he knows that he is talking nonsense, it makes An Nuan want to be jealous.

"No, the Three Winds and Ten Evolutions were formulated by Yi Yin, but "Three Winds and Ten Evolutions" is a book from the Qing Dynasty. If I really want a woman from the Shang Dynasty, I may not remember it." Liu Changan shook his head and continued, "Cao Tou Niang is a descendant of beggars. She married the Jiang family at the beginning, her husband died, then she married Huang San, and Huang San died again... At this time, Cao Tou Niang was a little depressed, so she simply recruited a fake husband. The fake husband is to do errands for her, do housework and farm work for her, and provide her with a living. He is just a husband in name. If it is not as good as she wants, he will be driven away and another fake husband will be found. Incessantly."

"Are women in the Qing Dynasty so open?" An Nuan didn't care that Liu Changan's acquaintances were from the Qing Dynasty. Now there are quite a few women like this. "It turns out that licking dogs has existed since ancient times."

"Social phenomena at any time have universality and individuality, and this is just a special case. Caotou Niang was a tall and slightly plump woman who was rare at that time. She was good-looking, good at poetry, and good at cooking and seasoning. She She was quite romantic when she was a child, and she was a well-known courtesan. At that time, if people in the city held various banquets and did not invite the Caotou Niang, not many people would be happy. Even the officials and literati were all hers. Skirt...until she was 60 or [-] years old, some teenagers still pursued her."

"After Caotou Niang was 60 years old, a local tyrant still lost his family and property for her. Someone asked him, what's the point of doing this for such an old woman? The man said: The child is not me, how can you know my happiness? Even though he was old at that time, his face was as black as lacquer, his complexion was pale, his flesh was stronger than his bones, his skin was as smooth as fat, his love was in my generation, and he couldn't find it."

Liu Changan did not make up stories, Caotou Niang is indeed an acquaintance. Her family has always been a beggar household, but her great-grandfather was the tomb guardian of one of Liu Changan's tombs. He has guarded the tomb of Liu Changan for three generations, knowing that there are countless gold and silver jewels in the tomb. However, he would rather be a beggar and never stole a cent from the tomb. Liu Changan originally wanted Caotou Niang to be his maid, but considering that her temperament was too romantic and a little unhappy, he casually asked her what she had in the chat. Wish, Cao Tou Niang's wish is to be immortal.

The real face is not old, it is no different from longevity, and Liu Changan can't do it, but there is no problem in keeping her young for decades.

Of course, the method he used was not the way he treats his beloved. He has no interest in a romantic woman like the grass-headed lady who turns all sentient beings upside down, and it is impossible to have any relationship with her. He just went back to her ancestors Accumulated virtue.

"60 years old...these people have too much taste." An Nuan was surprised with a stiff expression, but it was not very surprising. Liu Changan likes to read some strange things such as legends and notes, and she followed suit. Few, it is not bad to know what the ancients sometimes did and all kinds of strange talk in modern times.

"If you can also look immortal, would you like it?" Liu Changan asked, "But don't be so romantic."

"Are you hinting at my mother again?" An Nuan didn't answer Liu Chang'an's question, because she hurriedly became vigilant, she was really too slow to react!Although Professor Liu is not as messy as Caotou Niang, she has always kept herself clean, but I feel that Professor Liu is 60 years old, and he is probably "as black as paint, with a pale complexion, and his whole body is more fleshy than bones, and his skin is as smooth as creamy fat". Category.

Liu Changan sighed and looked at the dense leaves above his head. Forget it, he was too lazy to consider her opinions and ideas, she could not help it.

Chapter 381 In the Stomach and in the Brain

An Nuan's body fat rate is about 20.00%, which is actually a very healthy figure, but it can still be more fleshy. Liu Changan doesn't like women with too low body fat rate. After all, the standard embodied by natural evolution is still very meaningful Yes, a woman with a normal body fat rate has better reproductive and survivability, and thus has a stronger temptation to men. This is also a natural principle, so there is no problem for men to like big naizi.

20.00% Five is a somewhat fleshy figure, the typical ones are Han Zhizhi and Bai Fen, to be precise, it should be Han Zhizhi, because Bai Fen mainly has a lot of fat on her chest, and she is a little thinner than Han Zhizhi overall.

In addition, An Nuan is tall, 110 catties is just right, if she is like an ordinary girl who guards against [-] catties, she will be really too thin and handicapped.

"Suddenly hug me." An Nuan said angrily. It didn't matter if Liu Changan hugged her, but he hugged her horizontally. Before An Nuan could feel the sweetness of the princess's hug, he turned upside down and put her down. , let An Nuan feel that he was just thinking about her weight data.

"The waist is very thin, there is no need to grow fat, the buttocks are perfect, and the legs are also good-looking. It seems that as long as you practice my Qinwei alchemy, you will be fine." Liu Changan said objectively, "Many girls get a boyfriend after they have a boyfriend. , breasts can be redeveloped, in addition to being stimulated to produce estrogen to promote growth, there is another important reason is that fat is actually a kind of fluid, which will concentrate on the chest under the push of the palm.”

"Increased knowledge." An Nuan blushed and nodded, then gave Liu Changan a slap, and said angrily, "You actually think I'm not perfect!"

"Your cheeky confidence is perfect." Liu Changan praised.

An Nuan pinched her cheek, not thick at all.

"I'm going to class." An Nuan was a little reluctant to be able to stay together for a while at noon.

"I also have class in the afternoon."

"Then I'll go." An Nuan sniffed, she didn't have a cold or stuffy nose, she just wanted to pretend to be aggrieved and cute.

"Let's go." Liu Changan took her hand.

An Nuan found that Liu Changan got on the bus with her, and said in surprise, "You skipped class this afternoon!"

"Skip to accompany you to class." Liu Changan held the book, "It's not good to read irrelevant books in your own compulsory courses, but reading books in compulsory courses in other classes is no problem at all."

An Nuan thought for a while, isn't the required courses of himself and Liu Changan the same?Then I figured out Liu Changan's logic, this is the logic of love, that's it.

He also often skipped classes in high school. For example, the wall of the community fell, the grape trellis fell, he was going to the pond to catch fish, he forgot to come to class, he sold dog meat, and then he sold dog meat... But only one day was with her. Relatedly, her waist was hit by a stroller, and he and she both skipped class.

There were other students on the bus, and they all looked out the window with expressionless faces. There were many college couples, and it was common for them to hold hands and hug. The pair in front of them could also be set on fire.

An Nuan didn't feel anything about her schoolboy boyfriend skipping class. As long as he was willing to run away, she would be happy.

After all, he is only willing to do this now, man... It's all like this. After graduation, everyone will go to work. It is basically impossible for him to stop going to work and accompany him at home one day. He scolded him for delaying his career and work, and he couldn't figure out the seriousness.

Thinking of this, An Nuan became shy and touched her cheek. She was actually thinking about living with him after graduation. It was a little shameless.

"Guess what I was thinking just now?" An Nuan and Liu Changan sat in the back, and found that Liu Changan was looking at him sideways, looking at him with a sense of test.

"I'll know if I touch your stomach." Liu Changan looked at her calmly and seriously, and put his hand on her lower abdomen.

Soft, feeling the temperature of his palm, An Nuan felt a little hot, she actually hid with him in the back row of the bus and let him touch her stomach!

"What's the solution?" An Nuan asked embarrassedly.

"Let me ask about the roundworms in your stomach, but the roundworms don't speak, they only knock on your intestinal wall to transmit information. I tell them questions with the frequency of stroking my palms, and then ask them to answer." Liu Chang'an Song He opened his hand, slightly regretful.

"You only have roundworms in your stomach, it's disgusting!" An Nuan beat Liu Changan on the shoulder, annoyed.

"Then guess I know?"

"Ah...you know?"

"No, the roundworm said that people's thoughts are not put in their stomachs, but in their minds, but she doesn't have Baba in her mind, so she hasn't been there, and I don't understand." Liu Changan said regretfully.

"You...you only have it in your head! I hate you." An Nuan laughed, but it took so long after eating to tell such a disgusting joke.

"I'm just looking for an excuse to touch you." Liu Changan hugged An Nuan, who was beating people, "Let's get you used to intimate comfort first, so that you won't be too nervous in the future."

An Nuan's cheeks were on fire, her body shrank stiffly in his arms, she lowered her head, and hid her cheeks against his chest, this person is really bad!

It's definitely useless!I will still be nervous in the future!An Nuan shyly looked forward to it, and decided that if he really wanted to do something nasty in the future, she must be as nervous as a zombie baby, motionless.

Liu Changan and An Nuan got off the bus at the School of Business Administration. An Nuan was still a little messy with his bangs and his eyes were shy, but Liu Changan had a good time. Impatient for the temptation of a girl.

Coming to the classroom, this is a large classroom that can seat 200 people. Several classes are taught together. Many people may not even know all the students in their own class. Liu Changan sitting here is not a very familiar face.

Several girls who knew Liu Changan, Bi Wanwan, Ding Lin, and Gu Meng all smiled at Liu Changan, only the girl named Zhao Xiaotong, after looking at Liu Changan, turned her head and pulled Bi Wan who wanted to come over and talk to Liu Changan. Wan said something, and then Bi Wanwan sat down and continued talking to her.

An Nuan did not sit with Liu Changan in the place where the girls gathered, and sat down at the back of the middle. Liu Changan looked at it and saw that there was no beautiful girl on the same level as An Nuan, but there were several men who turned back repeatedly, and then some Two or three are not so friendly, and they are not purely random glances of strangers falling on themselves.

Liu Changan looked at them one by one.

These male classmates were stunned for a moment, then turned their heads, never seeing anything like this.

Chapter 382 Appointment

Although it is impossible for the classmates in the large classroom to know each other, since Liu Changan sat next to An Nuan, there is no doubt that he is a fresh face. Everyone has some impressions of An Nuan, and those male students who pay attention to An Nuan are even more so. It was able to confirm that An Nuan did not have a close relationship with someone in the class who attended the class together.

When a new face comes to an unfamiliar environment, it usually shows a friendly or low-key attitude, allowing people to look at it, no matter what the look of the eyes means, silently accepting it is a gesture that everyone takes for granted, and few people will be one. Looking back one by one, there was a kind of "what do you think of your grandfather?" in his eyes.

"It seems that there are a lot of people who don't give up on you." Liu Changan said regretfully to An Nuan, "It's all your fault that you are so good-looking. There are little thieves thinking about my girlfriend everywhere."

"I'll cover my face." An Nuan raised the book and hid his face under the book, revealing only his bangs and blinking eyes.

"It's a good way. The so-called "don't be afraid of thieves stealing," is afraid of thieves thinking. Obviously I already have some notoriety, why don't these people take me seriously?"

"Is there? Basically it's classmates and friends. Some people try to test, but they don't blatantly come to dig your corner." An Nuan sat up straight again and thought about it carefully. It was indeed the case. There was once Yuan Yuan The minister has already been beaten.

"It's good to add friends. They walk around in your space and know how much we love each other."

An Nuan rolled his eyes at him, because he never posted anything related to her online... To be precise, except for his Weibo dedicated to hooking up with middle-aged women, he didn't post any information online, at most just likes And retweeting some messy things, such as the last time a black woman who tortured and murdered a gay was imprisoned and became a feminist leader after being released from prison, gave a speech and shared her life and story. News, Liu Changan happily likes it.

At this time, the screen of Liu Changan's mobile phone on the table lit up. It was Zhu Juntang who sent the video. Liu Changan flipped through the book and didn't read it.

"Yes." An Nuan pushed Liu Changan.

Only then did Liu Changan pick up the phone and connect to the video.

"I went back at noon, and now I'm here again." Zhu Juntang said.

"It's almost late." Liu Changan saw that Zhu Juntang seemed to be on the helicopter.

"Then I'm going back!"

Liu Changan heard Zhu Juntang turn around and say "go back" to Zhong Qing.

"What are you doing?" Zhu Juntang asked.

"I'm with An Nuan." Liu Changan turned the camera to An Nuan.

An Nuan smiled slightly and beckoned.

"Oh, hello, goodbye." Zhu Juntang turned off the video.

An Nuan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became a little angry, "What does this guy mean?"

"Oh... I got it, hello... Say hello. Goodbye, it's alright." Isn't that obvious?Look at the little girl next to her, who seems to have seen a weasel come to steal her own eggs.

"Oh girl, it expresses disgust without any interest. Hello, it means how did this guy come out? Goodbye, it means you'd better not show up when I talk to Liu Changan next time." , two palms clapped on the table for a while.

After all, she has practiced volleyball, and An Nuan's palms are still very powerful when clapped. The table "cracks" and attracts attention. An Nuan also ignores the strange eyes of her classmates and continues to get angry.

"Full score for reading comprehension." Liu Changan said with admiration.

"This woman is so annoying. I heard that she has a good relationship with Qin Yanan. She must be helping Qin Yanan to fight the injustice." An Nuan recalled the first time she saw Zhu Juntang and Qin Yanan walking together.

"Qin Yanan can't get over this hurdle?"

"It's not that I can't reveal it, it's that they always provoke me."

"You big vinegar jar."

"A woman's direct expression of liking a person is jealousy."

"You eat your mother's vinegar, you eat Qin Yanan's vinegar, and your favorite vinegar is white fennel... For the sake of living costs, let's live together earlier, so we don't need to buy vinegar." Liu Changan said sincerely.

"I'm justifiably jealous... Who... Who wants to live with you!" An Nuan stammered nervously, and hurriedly looked around and beat people, "Be careful when you speak, they are all classmates from our department!"

"I haven't been to my house for a long time. Come to my house to play today." Liu Changan said expectantly.

An Nuan just wanted to nod, and then thought that he only handed over the video to Liu Changan today, and then he would definitely hide under the bed to watch the video today. If he was there, would he be moved to the bed by him and become a nervous person. Moving zombie babies?

"I'll take you back after dinner." Liu Changan decided to get her back first.

"Okay." An Nuan was relieved, because he always felt that he was not in the best state now. Girls all hope that the first time they have sex with each other, they will be perfect. He still thinks that his breasts are not big enough. !

"Tell your mother a message." Liu Changan reminded her.

"Yeah." An Nuan nodded and took out her phone to send a message to Liu Yuewang.

After class, An Nuan carefully put away his mobile phone and listened to the teacher's lecture. Liu Changan carefully read his book. An Nuan knew very well that even if his boyfriend skipped class, as long as he got the usual grades, there would be no problem in the final exam. Just be right, the difference between the two people's college entrance examination scores is not big, but the time spent on study is very different.

After the two classes in the afternoon, Liu Changan and An Nuan had no class. The two were about to leave when a boy came over and said to An Nuan, "An Nuan, some students in the class are going to sing tonight. Your boyfriend, let's go together?"

"Don't go." An Nuan shook her head, neither reserved nor excused, she was straightforward.

"Alright then." The boy glanced at Liu Changan and smiled.

"Have fun, goodbye." An Nuan took Liu Changan's hand and left.

Liu Changan pointed to himself and said to An Nuan, "Look, I'm not jealous at all."

"Then who was going to kill?"

"I do not know."

"I hate you!"

As soon as the two walked out of the teaching building, they saw Liu Yuewang's red Volvo parked on the side of the road. Liu Yuewang lowered the car window and said to An Nuan and Liu Changan who came over, "Are you going to eat at Liu Changan's house? I'll take you there. Bar."

An Nuan stood there and looked at Liu Yuewang suspiciously. Professor Liu was never so enthusiastic. What did she want to do?

Chapter 383 Three Women in One Scene

Before Qin Yanan and An Nuan came to Hunan University, Professor Liu has always been responsible for the appearance of Hunan University. Before entering the school, many Hunan University students can search for information about Hunan University and browse relevant social media to find Professor Liu. many photos and information.

Intellectual women with academic qualifications and respected social status are far ahead of other types of women in terms of popularity and natural affection for her.

Many students would glance at Professor Liu sitting in the car and see An Nuan walking over to talk to Liu Yuewang. Almost no one would regard them as mother and daughter, even though their appearance and body were very similar...except for the breasts.

"Are you so busy?" An Nuan asked.

"Yes."

Such a frank answer left An Nuan speechless, so he glanced at Liu Changan and found that his gaze was slightly off, falling on Liu Yuewang's bun on the back of his head.

Only then did An Nuan find out that her mother made a pretty hair today. The bun is estimated to take at least an hour. It is extremely complicated, and the flowers are in clusters. There are no scattered hairs on the beautiful neck. The clean and fair skin is exceptional moving.

"I'll do this kind of hair bun, I'll make it for you next time." Liu Changan turned around, met An Nuan's eyes, and said with a smile, blocking the jealousy that was about to overflow from her eyes.

"Really?" An Nuan was a little surprised.

of course it's true.

An Nuan then pulled Liu Changan into the car, sat together in the back row, and said to Liu Yuewang proudly, "Liu Changan said he would do your hair. He would do it for me."